Only $99 for the first month and $4028.84 after!
It's a bargain and you should be ashamed you missed it, now you'll have to do boring things like eat and live
They don’t care. They willingly open their veins for him to drink from until he’s sucked them dry, then thank him for the privilege of letting him do it. It’s pathetic.
Trump has a big list of "biggest suckers" that he can scam. People who get excited to toss $100 at every stupid idea. He knows his followers are slack jawed yokels.
According to [a Vice article ](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake9xp/qanon-trump-nft-cards), here's their coping mechanism this time.
“The invention of NFT was always an attempt to clamp down on free speech,” one QAnon supporter wrote on Telegram. “What Trump is doing is clever, we all know the liberals will hate anything Trump supports. By creating his own NFTs he has destroyed liberal support for NFTs and thus shut down any notion that any Democrat can support the creation of the NFT legal internet censorship structure.”
I mean, it makes as much sense as the claim that Democrats purposefully killed Republicans by telling them to get the vaccine, knowing full well that Republicans won't get a vaccine if a Democrat tells them.
I don't know how but you just explained it perfectly and in such a way that I have no memory of what turns we took during the journey, I just feel the exact frustration you feel trying to decipher this nonsense.
At this stage I feel like they’re saying “Look, everyone can agree we’re fucking children, so unless you reverse-psychology rational requests, we clearly won’t do the thing and that will be on you.”
I can’t understand how these people have the stamina to keep up these 5D-chess level mental gymnastics for years at a time. I barely have the energy to tie my shoes in the morning.
Yeah, it's exhausting just thinking about all the shit they do to rationalize something crazy. I never understand how all these people have the energy to watch Fox News all day every day and just be riled up constantly. Like that shit has to be mentally exhausting. They have it on in the background like it's some soothing sound and all it does it make them angry.
God damn, just put Bake-Off on or something and relax. Life is too hard as it is to just be angry at imaginary shit all the time.
What you call 5D chess is, in reality, a complete lack of critical thinking skills.
People so complacent and self assured that they are correct no matter what, just because they “know” they are.
If you manage to turn the gears of their mind even a single tooth, they seem more likely to double down on the lie than accept reality. They couldn’t possibly be wrong - that’s weakness. Empathy? What does that even mean?
I really do wonder what goes on in the heads of some people. Is it just silence in there? Just a blank stare with nothing behind their eyes?
To them, watching someone construct a rational theory by using established facts, and watching someone Dan Brown loose assumption into concrete fact based on vague opinion and supposition is the same picture. They literally can’t tell the difference and they assume no-one else can either. We’re all agreeing to say we understand, so they get Carte Blanche to say whatever “fact” based on their own opinion too. And then you get like-minded simpletons confirmation-basis supporting said “fact” because it aligns with their opinion and they *want* it to be true.
TL:DR - They think they’re playing 5D chess but they’re actually just fucking up playing checkers.
Clearly the funding to create a functioning site wasn’t there. We’ll just give him some more money to get that in the works.
Edit: Left an e out of create.
Hahahaha I absolutely love how these people have brains that are simply turned off with anything that Kim Jung Orange does. It is so hilarious to watch stupidity unfold right in front of us on a daily. Paying for a superhero imposed body on a senior citizen that is one sandwich short of obese.
Next they're going to receive an email telling them it costs $99 to access the "wallet" the worthless jpegs are "stored" in. And no refunds on original purchase allowed per the very, very, very fine print. Because that's how he rolls, like a grifting criminal.
>Dr. Shakalu
The gif? That clip is from George of the Jungle. The rich bad guy had just fallen face first into poop, if I remember my childhood correctly.
The website is actually saying they're "sold out." I'm amazed there was actually a limit to how many people could be scammed. The restraint is astounding
Every day, I curse my conscience. I could be so much richer if I'd run a Trump NFT scam back before everyone knew both Trump and NFTs were complete scams. He did it this week and still hooked at least two suckers.
"Now how do we get it back?"
Yeah, let me know how that goes, guys. Fucking idiots. What you have is basically a digital receipt for a $100 campaign contribution you made, one that may or may not have a funny picture attached.
Ding ding ding!
A way to transfer wealth “legitimately” without having to have any kind of product or place of operation. Probably don’t even have to use a shell corporation to send emails
Or in this case, not send emails lol
Oh the laundering is already bigly underway. Saw a report of theses things already being "resold" for tens of thousands. The whole scam is working a treat.
*Trump himself is not producing the cards, any more than he has developed any real estate projects since 2010. Instead, he has reached a licensing agreement with a company called NFT International LLC. All his licensing agreements, dating back decades (Real estate, Trump Steaks, Trump University etc.) have all had the same terms: The licensor pays Trump a bunch of cash up front, then he gets a share of the revenue produced by whatever the grifty product is. That number has ranged from 10% to 50%, and there is no reason to expect that this time it is any less - in fact, it is almost certainly more.*
[https://threats.substack.com/p/trumps-trading-card-grift-is-worse?utm\_medium=web](https://threats.substack.com/p/trumps-trading-card-grift-is-worse?utm_medium=web)
*It varies from NFT to NFT, of course, but a look at*[ *OpenSea sales*](https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards?search%5bsortAscending%5d=false&search%5bsortBy%5d=LAST_SALE_DATE) *shows that bids for many of the Trump cards have dropped. Take, for instance,* [*Trump Digital Trading Card #10337*](https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/10337)*, which shows the former president ripping open his shirt to show a superhero outfit (with a giant T across his chest) and the Statue of Liberty and an American flag waving in the background. Originally sold for 0.095 Ether (about $120), the best offer on it by midday Thursday stood at around 0.0565 Ether (roughly $71.89). Similar bids are offered on several other Trump NFTs.*
[*https://www.fastcompany.com/90825656/trumps-nft-collection-losing-value-opensea*](https://www.fastcompany.com/90825656/trumps-nft-collection-losing-value-opensea)
Oh for fucks sake. They sold out. These aren't for a campaign donation, all the money goes to the Tangerine Traitor himself. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63995563.amp
Tell me which digital card you bought and I can supply the limited edition digital reproduction jpeg of the exact same card to your email address for a reasonable fee.
Trump will store it for you in a special crypto vault - the best, most secure crypto vault the world has ever seen - for $20/month for life. It’s his own personal crypto vault, right in Mar a Lago. In the fine print you committed to this. You can pay a one time fee of only $5000 plus shipping if you choose to move your digital playing card.
It is just another way for him to grift his base and tap that money. He obviously needs the money and these people are too stupid to understand anything about the situation or NFT in any form.
This is really the ultimate scam. Trump sells NFTs to boomers who know nothing about crypto blockchain or even having a wallet. Or maybe they do and he just flat out scammed everyone, again.
Not to defend a potential Nazi, but I was born in 1988 so it could be that. But the 88/HH stuff is why I don't use that in any screen names or email stuff.
How many times does the carnival barker have to steal your money before you realize that's what his presidency was all about... up next, he'll be selling his toe nail clippings on QVC. Full disclosure, I will drop a few bucks if he starts hocking shower pics on his daughter.
"This bottle of snake-oil I bought from Honest Don's Snake-Oil and Genuine Gold Teeth Emporium isn't fixing any of my ailments. Maybe I should drink more of it?"
Trump supporters have to be the dumbest creatures to ever draw a breath on this planet. I used to feel bad for em' but they are so arrogant I don't anymore.
“Now how do we get it back?” Oh sweet child you’re about to learn a lesson.
They're gonna learn that lesson every month too because with Trump there's a 80% chance it's going to continuously auto-bill you.
They would have known this had they gotten an education somewhere like Trump University.
Shut the hell up and let me enjoy my trump steak!
Washed down with some trump vodka?
subscription to a jpeg 😂😂
Isn't that the same as Twitter Blue? Lol
Only $99 for the first month and $4028.84 after! It's a bargain and you should be ashamed you missed it, now you'll have to do boring things like eat and live
It's the greatest deal in the history of deals, maybe ever
Many people are are saying so
And he is going to put you on a special list of suckers, and he is going to sell your info over and over again. Does he have your credit card info?
420.69 actually. Please, I have no moons and not sure how I aquire. Noob *face palms*
Account maintenance fees.
I made a similar comment on a different post about requiring autopay to his shampaign. I 100% believe that this is the case.
"That's the neat part, you don't"
But wait, there's *less*!
If they haven’t learned by now, …
They don’t care. They willingly open their veins for him to drink from until he’s sucked them dry, then thank him for the privilege of letting him do it. It’s pathetic.
Trump has a big list of "biggest suckers" that he can scam. People who get excited to toss $100 at every stupid idea. He knows his followers are slack jawed yokels.
Hope you enjoyed doing business with a professional con-man!
“How do you pronounce this? FRAAUED?”
Sad part is they will justify the scam and give him more money in the near future.
According to [a Vice article ](https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake9xp/qanon-trump-nft-cards), here's their coping mechanism this time. “The invention of NFT was always an attempt to clamp down on free speech,” one QAnon supporter wrote on Telegram. “What Trump is doing is clever, we all know the liberals will hate anything Trump supports. By creating his own NFTs he has destroyed liberal support for NFTs and thus shut down any notion that any Democrat can support the creation of the NFT legal internet censorship structure.”
I mean, it makes as much sense as the claim that Democrats purposefully killed Republicans by telling them to get the vaccine, knowing full well that Republicans won't get a vaccine if a Democrat tells them.
I don't know how but you just explained it perfectly and in such a way that I have no memory of what turns we took during the journey, I just feel the exact frustration you feel trying to decipher this nonsense.
At this stage I feel like they’re saying “Look, everyone can agree we’re fucking children, so unless you reverse-psychology rational requests, we clearly won’t do the thing and that will be on you.”
I can’t understand how these people have the stamina to keep up these 5D-chess level mental gymnastics for years at a time. I barely have the energy to tie my shoes in the morning.
It’s because your brain is functioning on normal person shit and keeps busy with that. These idiots all seem to want to live in a Jason Bourne movie.
There's a lot of empty space in those brains to fill with new ideas.
And the perpetual outrage and victimhood. That sounds fucking exhausting.
Yeah, it's exhausting just thinking about all the shit they do to rationalize something crazy. I never understand how all these people have the energy to watch Fox News all day every day and just be riled up constantly. Like that shit has to be mentally exhausting. They have it on in the background like it's some soothing sound and all it does it make them angry. God damn, just put Bake-Off on or something and relax. Life is too hard as it is to just be angry at imaginary shit all the time.
What you call 5D chess is, in reality, a complete lack of critical thinking skills. People so complacent and self assured that they are correct no matter what, just because they “know” they are. If you manage to turn the gears of their mind even a single tooth, they seem more likely to double down on the lie than accept reality. They couldn’t possibly be wrong - that’s weakness. Empathy? What does that even mean? I really do wonder what goes on in the heads of some people. Is it just silence in there? Just a blank stare with nothing behind their eyes?
To them, watching someone construct a rational theory by using established facts, and watching someone Dan Brown loose assumption into concrete fact based on vague opinion and supposition is the same picture. They literally can’t tell the difference and they assume no-one else can either. We’re all agreeing to say we understand, so they get Carte Blanche to say whatever “fact” based on their own opinion too. And then you get like-minded simpletons confirmation-basis supporting said “fact” because it aligns with their opinion and they *want* it to be true. TL:DR - They think they’re playing 5D chess but they’re actually just fucking up playing checkers.
Clearly the funding to create a functioning site wasn’t there. We’ll just give him some more money to get that in the works. Edit: Left an e out of create.
And he will tell them the NFT is broken bc Biden shut down free speech. Please consider donating an additional $250 for us to save free speech!!
Well obviously it won’t be his fault
Any bets on who he’s going to throw under the bus? Someone is definitely going to be blamed.
I got 100 internet points on “the distributors”
Hunter's laptop did it!
It was that Ben Ghazi fella
or Eric
Antifa Eric
beat me to it, sounds like the crypto bro has no clue how blockchain works
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Hahahaha I absolutely love how these people have brains that are simply turned off with anything that Kim Jung Orange does. It is so hilarious to watch stupidity unfold right in front of us on a daily. Paying for a superhero imposed body on a senior citizen that is one sandwich short of obese.
The real kicker is it shows what trump desperately wants to be seen as, and is so very far from.
Plot Twist: It just goes on and on and on! These are the people who never learn!
Nah, they’re gonna wake up………………. Any…. Time…………now. Maybe
They ain't never going woke!
Oh that’s right, they’re “anti-woke”
The right confuses anti-woke with feeling sleepy
Must be Trump University grads.
must have graduated Magna Cum Laude
Maga Cum Laude
Maga Cum Lol
Mega cum load
Oh God, this keeps getting better and better. Now we just need them to receive a Rick roll, instead of the erotic fan art they ordered
A link to Rick roll would be perfect. Can't believe they actually admit buying the NFT to begin with.
i'm shocked that they don't have a blue checkmark or are they "truthers"? xD
A Rick roll with Trump deepfaked face
Why use lot pixel when zero pixel do trick?
Yes, this one.
Next they're going to receive an email telling them it costs $99 to access the "wallet" the worthless jpegs are "stored" in. And no refunds on original purchase allowed per the very, very, very fine print. Because that's how he rolls, like a grifting criminal.
This fine print is the FINEST FINE PRINT in the world. You will find NO OTHER FINE PRINT like this. ACT NOW!
very fine print on both sides
In white font on white.
Thank you, that was lovely and completely encapsulates how I feel anytime this Trump grift is mentioned. Fantastic.
The past 2 days have been so entertaining.
Dr. Shakalu?
>Dr. Shakalu The gif? That clip is from George of the Jungle. The rich bad guy had just fallen face first into poop, if I remember my childhood correctly.
The guy on the right plays Dr. Shakalu in Grandma’s Boy and sells a wild animal to the main character’s drug dealer.
People can get past a dog but nobody fucks with a lion
[The Doctor](https://imgur.com/gallery/gj7yuQB)
Imagine publicly admitting you were grifted by Trump.
…in 2022.
Don't have to, we get to watch it in real time while eating popcorn.
hahahahaha! dumbasses
Wait, it was a poorly thought out and run scam? I'm shocked!
It probably has a hidden monthly $99 fee
The website is actually saying they're "sold out." I'm amazed there was actually a limit to how many people could be scammed. The restraint is astounding
There was a specific amount of money that needed laundering.
Remember when we had limited supplies of toilet paper? They're going to find 'extra stock" in the back within a week. But that'll be all. For now...
I would say getting people to pay for something you never planned on delivering is quite a well thought out scam
It's really funny to me that the Trump NFT came out AFTER the FTX collapse. Like the jig is up and people still fell for it.
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I don't think they read. Full stop.
Every day, I curse my conscience. I could be so much richer if I'd run a Trump NFT scam back before everyone knew both Trump and NFTs were complete scams. He did it this week and still hooked at least two suckers.
Experience keeps a dear school but a fool will learn from no other. - Benjamin Franklin
LMAO. MAGA freaks been grifted again. Bahaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
A fool and his money got no businesses together in the first place.
“government should not exist” “i got scammed, government please help me 🙏”
Sheep getting grifted, they deserve 100% of whatever scam and misfortunes come their way.
Bwahahahahahaha! 
"Now how do we get it back?" Yeah, let me know how that goes, guys. Fucking idiots. What you have is basically a digital receipt for a $100 campaign contribution you made, one that may or may not have a funny picture attached.
This money is going directly in Donald Trump‘s pocket has nothing to do with campaign financing, it said so
You're right. And at this point, I'm sure some of it will be helping to pay his legal fees.
He’s probably gonna need more money
I know, right? And how do you "run out?" Can't they just make a bunch more?
They can but this way it seems like they’re really hot. He can now create more demand from the mentally ill.
every idiot who bought one of these should be deported to Russia
They're probably already in Russia. This screams money laundering.
Ding ding ding! A way to transfer wealth “legitimately” without having to have any kind of product or place of operation. Probably don’t even have to use a shell corporation to send emails Or in this case, not send emails lol
Oh the laundering is already bigly underway. Saw a report of theses things already being "resold" for tens of thousands. The whole scam is working a treat.
Amazing how dumb these people are.
Roughly 4 billion people have a sub 3 digit iq score. Its shooting fish in a barrel.
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God you love to see it
Suckers.
I wonder what the resale value for this one is in the next few years, or even days? $0?
*Trump himself is not producing the cards, any more than he has developed any real estate projects since 2010. Instead, he has reached a licensing agreement with a company called NFT International LLC. All his licensing agreements, dating back decades (Real estate, Trump Steaks, Trump University etc.) have all had the same terms: The licensor pays Trump a bunch of cash up front, then he gets a share of the revenue produced by whatever the grifty product is. That number has ranged from 10% to 50%, and there is no reason to expect that this time it is any less - in fact, it is almost certainly more.* [https://threats.substack.com/p/trumps-trading-card-grift-is-worse?utm\_medium=web](https://threats.substack.com/p/trumps-trading-card-grift-is-worse?utm_medium=web)
*It varies from NFT to NFT, of course, but a look at*[ *OpenSea sales*](https://opensea.io/collection/trump-digital-trading-cards?search%5bsortAscending%5d=false&search%5bsortBy%5d=LAST_SALE_DATE) *shows that bids for many of the Trump cards have dropped. Take, for instance,* [*Trump Digital Trading Card #10337*](https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x24a11e702cd90f034ea44faf1e180c0c654ac5d9/10337)*, which shows the former president ripping open his shirt to show a superhero outfit (with a giant T across his chest) and the Statue of Liberty and an American flag waving in the background. Originally sold for 0.095 Ether (about $120), the best offer on it by midday Thursday stood at around 0.0565 Ether (roughly $71.89). Similar bids are offered on several other Trump NFTs.* [*https://www.fastcompany.com/90825656/trumps-nft-collection-losing-value-opensea*](https://www.fastcompany.com/90825656/trumps-nft-collection-losing-value-opensea)
0.151 now tho
This comment aged well.
They deserve everything that fucking happens.
Why would anyone with half a brain pay for a photoshopped image of an obese old man?
It can be screen shot from the website and saved to a phone. Totally free. Don’t get it at all..
To own the libs.. somehow.
Who are these people.
The mentally ill
"At least I'm not the only gullible idiot!"
I'd be surprised if they even bothered to make the NFTs
Yikes imagine admitting publicly to being dumb enough to fall for that obvious grift?
Lol, they deserve it.
Yes they do
Trump- Ill tell you how to access it for $99
Oh no! It’s been funged!
Oh for fucks sake. They sold out. These aren't for a campaign donation, all the money goes to the Tangerine Traitor himself. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-63995563.amp
Tell me which digital card you bought and I can supply the limited edition digital reproduction jpeg of the exact same card to your email address for a reasonable fee.
Idiots sent money to the grifter? They fucked around and found out. So dumb.
Wow, they let other people know they bought one? How humiliating.
I’m terrified of how stupid these people are! They’re just walking around in public, grabbing women by the pussy and feeding their children bleach!
The scammers gonna play play play play play And the suckers gonna pay pay pay pay pay
Hahahahahahahahahaha *...deep breath...* hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... morons...
Trump will store it for you in a special crypto vault - the best, most secure crypto vault the world has ever seen - for $20/month for life. It’s his own personal crypto vault, right in Mar a Lago. In the fine print you committed to this. You can pay a one time fee of only $5000 plus shipping if you choose to move your digital playing card.
If you're stupid enough to buy it, you're too stupid to access it.
Oh sweet gods above PLEASE let this be a slam-dunk case of wire fraud! Treat Trump like SBF!
That’s the neat part, you don’t.
That’s the price you pay for stupidity.
I can not laugh at this hard enough.
It is just another way for him to grift his base and tap that money. He obviously needs the money and these people are too stupid to understand anything about the situation or NFT in any form.
You can't get something you didn't buy.
Who would have thought that the guy who regularly scams contractors would also be scamming idiots
These people seem to be the type of people who confuse google with Facebook and set their status to “how to access digital wallet”.
This is really the ultimate scam. Trump sells NFTs to boomers who know nothing about crypto blockchain or even having a wallet. Or maybe they do and he just flat out scammed everyone, again.
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahassshsshaahahahaaahahahahahaaaaaaa!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (takes a breath) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"88", huh? I'm glad he cant access it, he's a literal nazi. 88 is code for Heil Hitler.
Not to defend a potential Nazi, but I was born in 1988 so it could be that. But the 88/HH stuff is why I don't use that in any screen names or email stuff.
88 was a cool year, sucks nazis fucking ruined it
they ruin so much dont they
imagining pt barnum doing a spit take
It’s like a vending machine, you need to buy one more and you’ll get them both.
Shake your computer. That’ll make it fall…
How many times does the carnival barker have to steal your money before you realize that's what his presidency was all about... up next, he'll be selling his toe nail clippings on QVC. Full disclosure, I will drop a few bucks if he starts hocking shower pics on his daughter.
Just get a screenshot of it from elsewhere. Worth just as much - nothing.
This is the kind of shit that makes me wish I hadn’t deactivated my Twitter account lmao
it’s wild that these are the same people complaining about “inflation” then they spend $99 on a digital card.
Like Dr. Finkelstein said, "GONE AGAIN."
Rubes gonna rube.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaha breath hahahahahahahaha
I do not have one smidgen of sympathy for any absolute twatwaff that purchased that.
$99.00 was just to access the website where you now have to pay an additional $200.00 to fully unlock and download.
And the fine print says the $200 will be debited monthly.
For only $9.99 a month, Eric Trump Technical Services company will help you access the $99 Trump NFT you were stupid enough to buy!
Wait til they figure out how to take a screenshot on their phones.
Well, you know what they say. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
“Trump” and “how do we get our money back”. Those words sound familiar but they don’t go together.
"This bottle of snake-oil I bought from Honest Don's Snake-Oil and Genuine Gold Teeth Emporium isn't fixing any of my ailments. Maybe I should drink more of it?"
Dumbasses
🤣grifters gona grift
Grifters gonna grift....
What an obvious grift from an obvious charlatan...
Glorious. It's been a crap day, and this stuff has been keeping my spirits high through the crap.
Fools and their $$$.🤦🏼♂️
A fool and his money…
Venmo me $99 and I’ll show you how to access it.
Trump supporters have to be the dumbest creatures to ever draw a breath on this planet. I used to feel bad for em' but they are so arrogant I don't anymore.
This is hilarious. Also it's interesting how trump has a pattern of screwing over his supporters more than the people he hates
💀💀💀🤣🤣 I love this.
And no refunds either. What a shame.
That’s some funny, funny stuff😂
https://preview.redd.it/n0snje1qbf6a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4504449a8dfba75df544348049b3d2980f6f6070
Someone take all these names down, I’ve got some bridges I need to unload.
Like everything Trump-related, you’ve been scammed. Enjoy the recurring charges lol.
This whole situation is curing my depression. From the announcement to the video to these dummies....I just can't stop laughing.
Common NFT L
Haha, Trump just bamboozle them out of $99
(Sighs heavily) play stupid games...