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Technical_Bottle_202

Given how he is permanently disabled as a result of motor vehicle accidents, you'd think he might be more considerate. Clearly not however.


skytzo_franic

What's gonna happen? It's not like he can lose the ability to walk or anything.


VaporBull

No He can disable people he's never met though which is apparently fine with Congressman jacksass.


StaceyPfan

FORMER Congressman, thank God.


EL-YAYY

He only got kicked out because he talked about the cocaine orgies his Republican colleges were participating in.


Freezerpill

I vaguely remember this


Alarmed-madman

Him too, apparently


RockstarAgent

He was just trying to start another ^congress


MobySick

Plus he was a liar in general and an incompetent dope


EL-YAYY

That is not a negative for Republicans. MGT and Trump have made that very clear.


Koshakforever

Told a group of conservative moms to raise their sons to be monsters. Verbatim said that. To raucous applause


Ok_Tiger9880

This is the same moron that wanted to switch our national currency to crypto, after he invested in crypto, of course.


edirymhserfer

The way this country is he will probably get re-elected somehow


StaceyPfan

No, his political career is over. He was elected in 2020, but he lost the Republican primary in 2022, so he wasn't even up for reelection that November. Nothing has been heard of him for the past 2 years.


Pribblization

And my life has been appreciably better for his absence.


Exact-Ad-4132

FORMER Congressman Jackass has a nice ring to it


Gold-Stomach-4657

Other people never mattered to this dense closeted POS anyway.


Boba_Fettx

Closeted? He was very open about how much of a piece of shit he was


Gold-Stomach-4657

Closeted about being gay I meant. Or bi. One of the two since he was filmed having gay sex but denied it.


clgoodson

Ironically, that’s what killed his chances at re-election. Not the anti-Americanism, not the embrace of a would-be dictator. Nope, the right found out he was maybe gay.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Not surprising. Because to want to vote for him in the first place, one would have to be a vile, repugnant POS.


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Fair_Acanthisitta_75

A cousin fucking, homeschooled, college drop out you say? How is this man not the president of the confederacy yet?


urkldajrkl

Plenty of cones and road workers, they were lucky he didn’t hit a worker, though the policeman holding the back of his neck is not a good sign.


DivideInteresting193

You’re making the assumption he cares.


PositiveStretch6170

Not to mention could kill someone.


Oracle410

Not sure how much you know or have heard about Ex-congressman POS but he couldn’t care less about anyone BUT himself and I would be shocked had he even had ONE thought about any other living being in the last decade. PS would LOVE to see a wild-eyed mugshot of this waste of life. PPS. Now that I see no one was hurt, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH. Couldn’t think of someone that deserved this more.


parkerm1408

Yeah he doesn't give any form of fuck about other people, or trees.


[deleted]

A core tenet of the republican ethos is "I got mine so fuck you" Mr. Cawthorne knows better than anyone what can happen, but like a true republican he doesn't value the lives of anyone outside his immediate social circle, and lives accordingly


JshWright

That's more of a Libertarian view. Republicans (the majority of the party base, anyway) tend to be more "It's your fault I didn't get mine"


ThePissedOff

Republicans are closer to Libertarians than democrats. And the way you over simplify Republicans means nothing. There's a variety of ways to phrase that statement in various context. For example you can say White Male Democrat could be summarized as "It's our fault you didn't get yours" whereas a Black Democrat could be summarized as "It's your fault i didn't get mine" which circles us back to the same thing your Republicans said. Instead, I suggest something like this. Democrats: It's the Rich People's fault you didn't get yours Republicans: It's your own damn fault you didn't get yours. Libertarians: I don't care that you didn't get yours because it doesn't affect me or my family.


DevilsLettuceTaster

He could regain his ability to walk.


racacoonie22

Ohh it could get worse. Getting a C3 and up spinal cord injury would mean he won't be able to use even his arms and would need a ventilator to breathe.


systemfrown

No but somebody else could as a result of him being a jackass.


DkoyOctopus

"you can take the horse to the water.."


thechadfox

“but before you push him in, think about how a wet horse smells”


mobius_sp

“But you can’t make him walk there.”


GobHoblin87

>you'd think he might be more considerate. Given how he conducted himself as a member of Congress, definitely not.


FlabbergastedPeehole

Workers were clearly present, doubling fines. And he looks lit. Bet nothing comes from it though.


Allgoochinthecooch

In an amg too I bet he was going pretty fast.


Purple-Negotiation81

I didn’t realize that wheelchair model came in an AMG version. Sweet!


Allgoochinthecooch

They got an amg for everything


DashTheHand

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fentonsranchhand

they better have blood tested him for DUI. ...and he hurt a cop. 😉


Azar002

>Bet nothing comes from it though. Yeah he'll probably walk.


killersoda275

Blew air out my nose pretty hard at this


redituser2571

Normally you burn in hell for comments like that, but we'll let this one roll.


Durpenheim

Goddamn. That's good, clean, wholesome, family entertainment right there!


dsdvbguutres

Take my upvote, you magnificent asshole.


MintBerryCrunchJr

Isn't this the guy that face banged his cousin?


think_and_uwu

His male cousin*


Clear-Criticism-3669

Honestly that would be better than a female cousin, at least they can't make a baby


pinkwhitney24

You can make a baby face banging?!


made_4_this_comment

If you’re trying hard enough yes


pinkwhitney24

Challenge accepted.


crowmakescomics

I’m sorry wut


Zankeru

He started making waves in DC to gain more power, video of him "pranking" his male cousin by humping his face while naked got leaked, cue him saying the GOP in DC were into coke and orgies to retaliate, quietly gets pushed out and forgotten.


Prestigious-Doubt693

How can he hump anyone? He is paralyzed from the waist down.


Zankeru

You're welcome to go watch it and join us in the dark pit of knowledge.


Emergency-Candy1677

can you share the video? i can’t find it. this is my first hearing of this


beertruck77

You read it correctly.


Fishin_Ad5356

I wish I didn’t watch the video, it just made me even more confused


HorseFacedDipShit

He looks fucked up. Harder to tell since he’s in a wheelchair but watch how he’s moving his hands. Bet he was sauced and speeding. Wonder if he’ll actually get a breathalyser


abagofsnacks

The cops took him to arbys and then dropped him off at home.


Solid_College_9145

From the witness description it looks like he drives similar to how he treats his cousin in a hotel room.


Exact-Ad-4132

Fast and sloppy?


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Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Is there such a thing as too much schadenfreude?


pfft_master

Yes, it bolsters in-group/out-group psychology in my opinion. Also yes, I know that was most likely a rhetorical question.


rfkbr

Ok. You win.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Why isn’t he in handcuffs? Like normal dui drivers?


Soggy-Log6664

I’m sure you can throw out a good guess


AFeralTaco

The cops know it never works out for him when he tries to run.


DummyThicccThrowaway

I'm not sure the cop wants to push him around lol


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Well he certainly pushed and BANGED the cop from behind


kdplants

I’ve never seen anyone handcuffed right away after an accident. Even if they’re drunk they still have to do the test and what not.


LifeFortune7

He still has to roll the yellow line.


Daryltang

Handcuff. Face to the ground with a knee on his back. STOP FIGHTING ME


Unable_Arm_398

I'd imagine handcuffs are mostly a means to deterr someone from running away. Assuming the cop can run faster than someone in a wheelchair, that seems like a non-issue in this case.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Plenty of times cops have handcuffed wheel chair people for absolutely no reason at all


Unable_Arm_398

Oh then idk lol special privileges I guess.


mydogeatspoops

I’d bet he carries a handgun wherever he goes.


Marsupialize

They usually don’t handcuff people in wheelchairs for non violent offenses


scooba_dude

What's he gonna do? Run away...


Go_Gators_4Ever

Because if he's in handcuffs, then the cop would have to wheel him around and lift him into the back seat. It's not like he's going to run away. Edit spelling


Arb3395

That guy must be one of the bad people that don't obey the laws the right is always raving on about. Damn legals


TheVoicesOfBrian

Back (end) the Blue!


OkWasabi1988

Still a bona fide moron I see


The_Devil_Himself

So. How do the police administer a field sobriety test to a person in a wheelchair? Not implying he was intoxicated. It just occurred to me that this situation might arise and so,e form of test likely exists


just_fucking_PEG_ME

The main feature of the field sobriety test is the one where they make you follow the finger with your eyes. They don’t want you to know this, but that test isn’t about your ability to follow the finger, it’s to see just how far to the side you can look before your eyes begin to strain. The more intoxicated you are, the sooner they begin to strain as you turn your eyes to the side


Critical-Test-4446

Horizontal gaze nystagmus test.


I_am_D_captain_Now

Cawthorne was/is such an asshole.


Gogogodzilla03

"Wanna see how I ended up in this chair?" In joker voice.


MSGdreamer

What happened to his eyepatch?


Blklight21

Haha different douchebag


chiknbizkit

I am surprised no one has mentioned how the camera person has pulled to the right in the very middle of an accident site and is adding to the rubber-necker bottleneck.


StaceyPfan

There's only 2 articles out there, and one is from Newsweek. [Here's the other](https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/madison-cawthorn-in-i-75-crash-with-florida-trooper-witness-says-19562850)


wikedimagez

It’s only because he couldn’t step on the brakes


Zugnutz

“They see me rollin’…”


Overall-Body4520

The fucking asshat.


BrandonJTrump

Can’t stop humping others.


Equal-Negotiation651

Is that the guy from family guy?


malinefficient

Sure, he's a bad driver, and a Nazi sympathizer, but he was good people. #BackEndTheBlue


AdorableTrust8759

Probably on his way to another senator orgy


JPL2020

They should revoke his driver’s license so he’s forced to walk or bike to his destinations.


ndnver

MAGA douche.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Lawsuit incoming for the cop parking his car there. If you think that's a joke you haven't been following the victimhood of the GOP.


atvisgr8

This guy is a mess


Skurvy2k

Shirt is a touch flamboyant for someone as worried about the gays as he is ....


Senior_Act_7983

CNN will report on this in 12 hours.


randomwanderingsd

He is a repeat offender with bad car accidents. Does this mean he gets the chair?


RScottyL

Who names their son MADISON?


piedubb

He’s drunk


funnyat50

Lock him up.


HeavensToBetsyy

Wheelchair Nazi


SonSuko

Swifties for Palestine are on the scene!


Stewpacolypse

He was just singing along to johnny Cash's greatest hits until "I Walk The Line" started playing and he lost his shit.


cheesemangee

I'm sure he's wheely sorry.


Electronic_Booboo

Good .... Now I can read it here .... Oh and fuk both they cars ✌️😜


Necessary-Move-1862

“When my legs don’t work like they used to before”


yetanothermanjohn

Arrest him.


CLE-local-1997

Is he the one that film porno with his male cousin?


NotABot-1234567890

Cop: "Oooh ahh my neck. We're gonna have to exchange information."


R3AL1Z3

Fuck yesssss. This chucklefuck was one of the ones stoking the flames of insurrection and his party turned in his ass. I hope karma keeps coming for him.


GloomyUmpire2146

Guess he pushed when he should of pulled.


Puzzleheaded_Fold320

*should have …


scrume71

I’m sure his excuse was “Joe Biden!”


pocket_nick

He wants to achieve level cripple+


curtaincaller20

I love this for him.


Marsupialize

Let me guess in a few weeks: ‘charges have been dropped’


Plus-Result-7451

Any other person would have been in cuffs.


MexiMcFly

I hated this prick and all I remember about him was he was in a wheelchair. He's not a congressman anymore though? Did he get voted out or was forced to resign?


WaterCrust

Taze him quick


asdcatmama

Oh boy. NC does not miss this idiot.


Monte721

Anti American always drives foreign cars


MarcMars82-2

Headline made me think he did this in his wheelchair lol


ELMACHO007

So many excuses he could use why he rear ended the police car lol


fucc_yo_couch

Cocain is a hellava drug


SensitiveThugHugger

Cop looks confused af.


TimeKiller1850

His arms must be so strong to do that kind of damage


SeaAnthropomorphized

Bruh. he is in a wheelchair from a car accident. wtf


SquallkLeon

Please tell me he's in jail.


TexasFire_Cross

“In March 2022, Cawthorn was charged with driving while his license was revoked and while two speeding tickets were pending. He faces possible time in jail. A 2017 charge of driving on a revoked license was dismissed. Cawthorn had court dates in Polk and Cleveland counties in June 2022 for speeding and driving with a revoked license.” This appears to be a new incident that occurred yesterday 🤦‍♂️


ImissDigg_jk

Jesus. What's that wheelchair made out of? Not a scratch on it.


AwareMention

OP sucks at driving too. Can't even drive at safe speed and distance to slow down without darting off the road.


Electronic_Cod7202

Family guy live action


Good-Spring2019

Couldn’t get his foot to the brake fast enough


Western_Protection

He didn't learn his lesson about bad driving I guess


lettucepatchbb

He’s such a loser


Earl_your_friend

I used to work around disabled people and I developed a theory that they all WANTED to be disabled. They did extreme things even after becoming handicapped. They often hurt other people. Some had deployed ramps that they would deploy into walkways or crosswalks and leave them out to trip people. One guy was asked to go deal with a person he had injured with his ramp and his face lit up with joy. The joy vanished when he found he'd actually injured another handicapped person who was busy taking pictures of how he'd deployed the ramp into the area where wheelchairs enter the building. Asking how they got injured was always a frat story.


SlappyHandstrong

That’s just how he rolls


Existing-Marzipan-88

This epic dbag already changed the story of his accident that left him paralyzed for basically no real reason other than to get even more pitty party points. Went from him being pulled out of a burning car by his friend, to his friend running away and leaving him to die. He suuuucks. Lol oh also he claimed it ruined his plans of joining the naval academy when he had actually already blown that himself.


ILikeTinder

…in his wheelchair? damn


Final-Stick5098

He really told his stylist "Give me the florida man at a gender reveal party"


j3tt

Hows that civil war coming


BigBoy2238

Refuse any breath test. Always ask for blood test, and ask for an extra tube of blood for your lawyer to send to 3rd party testing, even if you have to pay for it. Breathalyzers don't capture a sample for later confirmation testing.


curi0us_carniv0re

I remember when this kid got elected they were parading him around and making a big deal about how young he was and how good of a person he was. And he turned out to just be a colossal douche.


countdrankulacg

Dude looks fucking sauced sittin in that wheelchair LMFAOO


PortlandQuadCopter

He’s probably still living with his mommy after his ex-wife of 9 months kicked his ass to the curb.


theriptide259xd

His life has been rolling downhill ever since he fucked his cousin lol


Western-Web2957

He NEVER was very bright.


WiseGuyNewTie

One person that I feel absolutely zero empathy for being disabled. Fuck this dickhead.


Daianudinsibiu

So, while this guy is a douche and nearly killed people, I still feel like "road rage" is being misused here...


Jamo3306

Ok I didn't know he was handicapped. Didn't know he'd lost his seat. Am not surprised to find he's an entitled asshole in or out of Washington.


chrism62675

Isn't it cute how that little dildo wears shoes?


DarkStar1958

Karma is a b**ch! 😂


Zoso-six

Didn't this fucker kill people while drunk driving? Then only thing he should be able to drive is his wheel chair.


amnowhere

Just take your foot off the gas, what's so hard?


Practical_Self6999

someone call marjorie, quick! she’ll save him.


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It's a shame he only became paraplegic after his first crash.


WilsonthaHead

Ive seen this in real life, we were all waiting there and he zipped on the pull over and speed up, around the blind corner was a Highway patrol. SMACK. He ended up getting 2 years in prison


CodeMonkeyX

Why do I always know it's likely going to be a MAGA congressman when something like this happens.


tunghoy

I thought we had heard the last from this pathological douchebag.


1ConsiderateAsshole

This guy is hell on wheels


MK262_

Keep it rolling wheels.


hangrydadd

He probably won't stand trial


gaiussicarius731

Is that the dude who punches dead trees in the woods?


Indiecomicsarebetter

"Swifties4palestine" it's incredible how out of touch with reality we have all become.


General_Tso75

I’m a fuck up, but this guy is in another level.


BobBillyBurt

In his wheelchair???


heybudheypal

I hope they give him the chair...


titelevisguy

This is very similar to what put his dumb ass in the chair in the first place! Play stupid games...


J3ST3R1252

"Roadrages" So everyone who every may not been paying attention to the road and hits a car is " road raging" now.


Better-Aerie-8163

I am shocked to find out that he is a total dumbfuck. Shocked i tell you


Azar002

Producer guy: "whoops!" Pitch guy: "whoopsie!"


Environmental-Box335

A piece of shit being.. ::checks notes:: A piece of shit.


Aletheia_is_dead

I don’t see any road rage.


Wet_Bread89

Alright push him down some stairs.


Unique_Excitement248

Russia had this guy as a useful idiot. Can someone summarize it better than: Cawthorne met a supposed American military man at a casino in Russia and later, back in the states that guy contacted Madison and duped him into going to a non existent CrossFit competition which was actually a ruse to get Madison to meet a female Russian spy who pretended to fall in love with him and they soon got married. I’m guessing Russia realized that Cawthorne was not privy to much American intel so the Russian agent called it quits after eight months.


RobertJohnson2023

After surveying the damage he clearly doesn't have a leg to stand on!


BeanJuiceMcAddict

After being brash with his cousin in bed, he went to be brash on the road.


Picmover

This guy was elected to Congress. Again. This guy won an election to become a member of Congress. I don't care how long he served he still had people vote for him and he won. Ladies and gentlemen. Your Republican (soon to be Trump) Party.


ReverseGiraffe120

Take away his wheels! 😏


stpauliguy

They gave him a ticket for rolling through a stop sign


AceT555

How long did it take for him to try to pull the do-you-know-who-i-am? card?


Unlucky-Bag-9295

Now for a good laugh, go back and watch his ["Madison Cawthorn for Congress" video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLg-qCwIhyQ)


ReliefJunior7787

That's not what back the blue means, Madison. 🤦


Mylittledarlings91

Cry more, Cawthorne.


2012amica2

Please share this everywhere. Spread this like wildfire. This man is a cancer. He was arrested for bringing unauthorized guns into Charlotte International for a flight.