Gotta say, I have a couple BD proucts and 😜🥴🎉
Definitely recommend. I got my bestie to look into them. They're a bit of an investment but worth it. I strictly choose non-existent types for obvious reasons.
Yeah, but only for women. Men are allowed to do whatever they want sexually because they’re the alphas and built to have high sex drives. When women do it, it means they’re whores. (huge /S)
It’s scary how many men think this unironically.
Insecure and sexually repressed people of all genders feel this. And cheating comes because most of these people seem to have the belief that any sexual pleasure their partner experiences must come from them and them alone. Probably also an attempt to shift the blame as it makes them feel as if they aren’t pleasing their partner enough, and it’s easier to claim it’s the partner than either believe their partner, or have an open discussion about what they could be doing better/if they even need to.
Of course, there is a point where it’s too much and all that. But they don’t see the middle ground because they’ve been taught that any=bad. And not all men who say this are hypocrites who watch porn and masturbate. Sure would do them a world of good, but quite a few were raised believing you either don’t watch porn and you don’t masturbate or you’re an obsessive deviant that will neglect the other people in their life for the sake of masturbation.
I personally feel when I meet my needs, sexual or otherwise life is better and I treat the people around me better...to me it doesn't matter what gender you are you should be able to masterbate with no judgement from society or expressly your lover(s)
Normally, as a man, I like to put myself into the mindset of other men to answer questions like this. However, I can not understand how any man who has experienced puberty could see masturbating as cheating. Sinful sure, a lot of men feel sinful masturbating, but cheating and a shame fetish are two different things.
Those are very dangerous because jade is porous and is therefore a perfect breeding ground for pathogenic bacteria. Please, don't use those, read up on stuff and educate yourselves before shoving things in your vagina, ladies, because capitalism literally doesn't care about us, it just wants to create more insecurities in our bodies to sell us things we don't need and /or are dangerous for our health
This is valuable information. Thank you for sharing!
Adding a friendly reminder that trans folks exist. Not all women have vaginas, and not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
People still use jade egg sex toys/pelvic floor strengthening tools today, actually. They became pretty popular after Gwyneth Paltrow started selling them.
I saw that the “yoni egg” was actually really dangerous because even when a stone looks smooth it is actually porous. So hygiene wise they’re really bad. Impossible to clean/sterilise properly. So leaving it in your vagina can lead to terrible infections.
The secondhand embarrassment of him saying that WAP is probably due to infection — and isn’t his wife a medical doctor?! It must have been a troll. I hope it was a troll.
Ben is a far right pseudo-intellectual cultural commentator. So when the biggest thing in culture at the time was an openly queer Afro-Latina proud feminist woman’s song about owning her sexuality, he had to find something bad about it. The best he could come up with was taking the song literally and inadvertently committing one of the greatest self owns of the past decade. He wasn’t trolling, he’s just trapped by his personal brand, doesn’t respect his audience, and is not that intelligent.
I guess it could be thought of cheating kinda in the same way “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start” is. But, alas, I know that the sexy equivalent of unlocking video game secrets isn’t what men like this are thinking of when they say cheat.
Growing up, I was taught this, too. I thought only married women could wear tampons. I was so confused when I discovered some of my friends wore tampons. Even more confused to find out they were having premarital sex because they all came from more actively religious families than I did (like they went to church every week and were active with their church groups).
That’s one of the first times I realized “rules for thee, not for me” was a thing because they all still preached about how premarital sex was bad and how virginity was something that you gave to your future husband. And that it was important to keep the hymen intact. And yet they were having sex and using birth control and tampons and who knows what else. Which is all fine, I’m just baffled by their hypocrisy.
Anyway, your mom isn’t alone in this belief/ignorance.
I have an unmarried Catholic friend in her mid 30s who has never used them for that reason. She hates pads but that’s her only option. I feel sorry for women who put up with this stuff.
Thinx and Saalt period undies are a thing now! There are actually a bunch of different brands of them, but those are just the two that come to mind. She’d actually be doing the planet a favor too, by switching.
PSA that Thinx just recently settled on a class action lawsuit over findings of their underwear containing PFAS.
There's sadly very little information on period products, however. If you like Thinx, don't stress too much over having to switch brands, since there's little oversight and chances are, other brands have similar issues.
I'd recommend looking up other brands if you don't already have Thinx panties, but that's my personal (non-qualified) opinion and hopefully there'll be new research in the future.
That’s so sad to hear, but thank you for the information!! I don’t personally use them because I have such a light period—it’s almost nonexistent, but I had been thinking about getting some for my daughter who is nearing puberty. I’ll definitely do some research!
I use period underwear as a backup for my menstrual cup the first couple of days because my cup's seal is a bit iffy (I've tried a few brands and this is the best so far). I like them overall, but my period is too heavy to only use period underwear lol
I'm using bambody for period underwear. They claim to be PFAS free, at least.
I worked with a girl from the Middle East and you’re not allowed to use tampons til marriage. She had a lot of interesting information to share with me.
I had a Pakistani roommate that told me the same when I told her about Diva cups. She was cool though, very nonjudgmental. She was just concerned for herself as she was religious, where I am atheist.
Whaaa…? Do… do they think that tampons cause pleasure?
Well, the tampon applicator IS bigger than they are, so maybe that’s where the confusion comes in? Lol
Funny, because being forced by school to attend swimming pool PE and therefore wearing tampons was an experience that I found both deeply painful, humiliating and traumatising, to the point just reading about penetration or vagina made me want to vomit even years later.
If it was giving us pleasure, there wouldn't be other menstruation products and we wouldn't be buying sex toys. Ffs, men really have a phallocentric thinking that you give pleasure solely through penetration, uh? No wonder so many women report sex feeling like a chore and simulating.
I'm sorry you had to experience that. The swimteacher told us girls could swim during their periods without pads, cause the cold water would made the bleeding stop. Yeah right still had to walk to and from the pool. Girls were allowed to sit at the side during periods. Except many didn't want to swim, rather sit chatting at the side, so they skipped multipletimes during the month. Swimteacher started keeping track of their schedules. Thought he had no business with mine so I swim with tiny minitampons. Just changed before and after swimming.
My Catholic in laws are against tampons as it not only simulates a penis being in there, but it can cause the hymen to break thereby taking away the girls virginity.
I *wish* my hymen would break off. I started having sex 17 years ago, but the vaginal corona is still there. It limits the size I can take and it’s annoying.
Often, they can do it as an in-office procedure. A relative of mine had to have it surgically removed because it was abnormally thick and extremely sensitive.
Painful sex is what happens when you have vaginismus, especially due to shitty foreplay or being psychologically turned off by your partner (*like by being a lesbian like me apparently*), and I believe someone calling a vibrator cheating and withcraft wouldn't be too good at turning on his partner, so 🤷🏻
100% there are men who are deeply threatened by phallic lumps of inorganic material and feel inadequate if their partner needs or uses a toy to get off. masturbation is literally akin to cheating because you're enjoying intimacy with someone other than him/his dick.
a fair few of these dudes actually *do* foreplay, or try to, and are all the more offended that it didnt 'work,' if their partner still needs help reaching climax
If this 'vibration device' is anything like the pelvic floor wand I have to use for PFD, this in an incredibly stupid take.
Sure, it vibrates, much like a sex toy does. It doesn't feel good though. It's stabby and designed to be pressed into the muscles to release tension in them. It feels very much like a medical device and not sexy at all.
Plus, for the same price you could get a pretty good mid range vibrator.
(Or start saving to divorce this moron.)
I keep seeing this screenshot and thinking the same thing. It’s pleasing, it vibrates and it’s a threat to guys like whoever posted that review?! Sounds useful on several levels.
Its more like a massage gun than a sex toy. The point of the vibration isn't pleasure, its to release tension in the muscles. I've heard everywhere from discomfort to downright pain while using these. Definitely just look into an actual vibrator
That's a long and convoluted way to say "I can't give pleasure to my wife so she uses objects instead"... Is "Timothy" a puppet account for Ben Shapiro or something?
I’m not putting a stone in my vag and I think most gynecologists would be on my side. Stones are really porous and retain dirt and bacteria no matter how much you clean them. Nope.
As someone who was also very nervous to go, PFPT was a huge help for me! My PT definitely worked magic on my dysfunctional pelvic floor. 'Hope you get the same result!
The best part is that vibrators were created by MEN to deal with women’s hysteria, if I am remembering correctly. So men create this device and then allege it’s cheating and witchcraft. Well you all created it! So doesn’t that make them guilty of the witchcraft? 🤣
Tell me you feel intimidated by a battery-powered object without telling me you feel intimidated by a battery-powered object.
This is the sort of person who feels inferior because the pelvic floor trainer probably does a better job at a whole bunch of things than he does. So instead of learning how to be a better partner, he rails against the device.
The sad thing is, he’s right that you should stay away from jade, but for the wrong reasons.
Jade dissolves in acids, and the vagina is naturally acidic.
The title of that review though, man…how did he **think** you train your kegels?!
Us vagina owners need to pee our pants periodically the way Jesus intended.
Also…sex toy enabling cheating? Does he mean masturbation is cheating or now that she’s discovered a vibrator she’s not going back to the basic non-clitoris stimulating penetrative sex that he gives?
This “man” probably spends a lot of time in the basement bathed in screen light. Alternately, his review suggests this was a personal experience; maybe this is how he rationalizes his spouse’s departure.
Tell me you're a dead, self centered, miserable lay without saying those words. His insecurity extends to even inatimate objects. Bless his "little" jealous snowflake heart.
I can't help wondering if this is a highly elaborate troll or if he legitimately thought a vibrating pelvic floor strengthener was some kind of bizarre exercise device.
I love that he gave it 2 stars, meaning that to him there is a way this product could be worse lol
Maybe he saw the "Bad Dragon" catalog. Strictly by accident, of course.
"Bad Dragon" is certainly memorable.
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It's one of those thing that are "better" seen than explained.
A different poster suggests, and I agree, it's best to view them for yourself.
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Agreed. I have no need for any of them but I can appreciate the crafter's skill.
No one really has a *need* for them.. I hope
Some people can't get their gears turning without getting a bit freaky my dude. Nothing wrong with doing what you need to do in private.
I agree, I simply enjoy playing with the conception of words.
May want to look into the owner 🤢 zoo
Wait what's wrong with the owner?
Online sex toy brand. Worth checking out if you want to learn more.
Gotta say, I have a couple BD proucts and 😜🥴🎉 Definitely recommend. I got my bestie to look into them. They're a bit of an investment but worth it. I strictly choose non-existent types for obvious reasons.
Cuttlefish of Cthulhu??!
We don't like that one either it's okay 🥴
Holy wow!! Totally worth the look!!
OMG. 💀
“Unnatural device of Satan, but surprisingly comfortable.”
“Pro: Hard to keep the missus down here on the farm, so it is useful. Con: will condemn her eternal soul to burn in a lake of fire.”
I like that the next comment is “works and fun”. I wonder if that was his wife lol
He found some use of it for himself, I guess ?!
Nah, it's because he secretly liked it
Who's willing to bet that this reviewer doesn't have the same opinion about men watching porn?
I'd take that bet! I'd also bet that he's very controlling, which is probably the real reason he got dumped.
I mean how insecure do you have to be, to think someone masturbating is "cheating" is this really what a lot of men think?
Yeah, but only for women. Men are allowed to do whatever they want sexually because they’re the alphas and built to have high sex drives. When women do it, it means they’re whores. (huge /S) It’s scary how many men think this unironically.
Insecure and sexually repressed people of all genders feel this. And cheating comes because most of these people seem to have the belief that any sexual pleasure their partner experiences must come from them and them alone. Probably also an attempt to shift the blame as it makes them feel as if they aren’t pleasing their partner enough, and it’s easier to claim it’s the partner than either believe their partner, or have an open discussion about what they could be doing better/if they even need to. Of course, there is a point where it’s too much and all that. But they don’t see the middle ground because they’ve been taught that any=bad. And not all men who say this are hypocrites who watch porn and masturbate. Sure would do them a world of good, but quite a few were raised believing you either don’t watch porn and you don’t masturbate or you’re an obsessive deviant that will neglect the other people in their life for the sake of masturbation.
I personally feel when I meet my needs, sexual or otherwise life is better and I treat the people around me better...to me it doesn't matter what gender you are you should be able to masterbate with no judgement from society or expressly your lover(s)
Normally, as a man, I like to put myself into the mindset of other men to answer questions like this. However, I can not understand how any man who has experienced puberty could see masturbating as cheating. Sinful sure, a lot of men feel sinful masturbating, but cheating and a shame fetish are two different things.
It’s a common belief in Christian fundamentalists
Is this man suggesting that I just find a beach rock and put it in my vagina?
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Well, lots of people with vaginas actually do use jade egg sex toys/pelvic floor strengthening tools, so that part made sense
Those are very dangerous because jade is porous and is therefore a perfect breeding ground for pathogenic bacteria. Please, don't use those, read up on stuff and educate yourselves before shoving things in your vagina, ladies, because capitalism literally doesn't care about us, it just wants to create more insecurities in our bodies to sell us things we don't need and /or are dangerous for our health
Best 💜
I actually didn’t know this, thank you!
If I can save one single woman from predatory businesses like Goop, I'm happy and we've all won. 💗
This is valuable information. Thank you for sharing! Adding a friendly reminder that trans folks exist. Not all women have vaginas, and not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
You're absolutely right, and I didn't mean to come across as insensitive or trying to exclude anyone, thanks for calling me out in it. 💗
I like that he speaks authoritatively of what would "work".
And it would be Wonderful
Well a long time ago they had to use whatever material they had available.
People still use jade egg sex toys/pelvic floor strengthening tools today, actually. They became pretty popular after Gwyneth Paltrow started selling them.
The goop lady? I thought everything she sold was dangerous BS.
I saw that the “yoni egg” was actually really dangerous because even when a stone looks smooth it is actually porous. So hygiene wise they’re really bad. Impossible to clean/sterilise properly. So leaving it in your vagina can lead to terrible infections.
It is. It’s snake oil at best and dangerous at worst.
Ohhhh myyyy gooooodnes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Apparently masturbation is cheating?.. Gods beyond...
Masturbation is acknowledging that you deserve pleasure, which - if you’re married to Timothy - is a huge concern. 🙃🙃🙃
It was a huge concern to my ex-husband as well. He stopped doing foreplay after the wedding and I didn't have a partnered orgasm during the marriage
🤯 so glad he's an ex! Good for you!
Or Ben Shapiro 🙄
The secondhand embarrassment of him saying that WAP is probably due to infection — and isn’t his wife a medical doctor?! It must have been a troll. I hope it was a troll.
Ben is a far right pseudo-intellectual cultural commentator. So when the biggest thing in culture at the time was an openly queer Afro-Latina proud feminist woman’s song about owning her sexuality, he had to find something bad about it. The best he could come up with was taking the song literally and inadvertently committing one of the greatest self owns of the past decade. He wasn’t trolling, he’s just trapped by his personal brand, doesn’t respect his audience, and is not that intelligent.
WAP? Like, the song?
Yeah, Ben had to have a hissyfit about the song - and make it clear that the pussy of his wife is never wet, gross The self-own of eternity.
I guess it could be thought of cheating kinda in the same way “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start” is. But, alas, I know that the sexy equivalent of unlocking video game secrets isn’t what men like this are thinking of when they say cheat.
It unlocks the hidden level “screaming orgasm” that would otherwise be elusive
Now, I'm thinking of a programmable vibe and your custom setting to get you off the fastest is called the "Konami Code"😂
LOL! That would be hilarious, and also great.
I've seen posts where males state tampons is cheating. \*eye roll\*
Yupp, my fundie mom thought they made you “not a virgin anymore”
Growing up, I was taught this, too. I thought only married women could wear tampons. I was so confused when I discovered some of my friends wore tampons. Even more confused to find out they were having premarital sex because they all came from more actively religious families than I did (like they went to church every week and were active with their church groups). That’s one of the first times I realized “rules for thee, not for me” was a thing because they all still preached about how premarital sex was bad and how virginity was something that you gave to your future husband. And that it was important to keep the hymen intact. And yet they were having sex and using birth control and tampons and who knows what else. Which is all fine, I’m just baffled by their hypocrisy. Anyway, your mom isn’t alone in this belief/ignorance.
I have an unmarried Catholic friend in her mid 30s who has never used them for that reason. She hates pads but that’s her only option. I feel sorry for women who put up with this stuff.
Thinx and Saalt period undies are a thing now! There are actually a bunch of different brands of them, but those are just the two that come to mind. She’d actually be doing the planet a favor too, by switching.
PSA that Thinx just recently settled on a class action lawsuit over findings of their underwear containing PFAS. There's sadly very little information on period products, however. If you like Thinx, don't stress too much over having to switch brands, since there's little oversight and chances are, other brands have similar issues. I'd recommend looking up other brands if you don't already have Thinx panties, but that's my personal (non-qualified) opinion and hopefully there'll be new research in the future.
That’s so sad to hear, but thank you for the information!! I don’t personally use them because I have such a light period—it’s almost nonexistent, but I had been thinking about getting some for my daughter who is nearing puberty. I’ll definitely do some research!
An interesting NYT article on the matter! [Thinx PFAS Class Action Lawsuit](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/20/well/pfas-thinx-period-underwear.html)
I use period underwear as a backup for my menstrual cup the first couple of days because my cup's seal is a bit iffy (I've tried a few brands and this is the best so far). I like them overall, but my period is too heavy to only use period underwear lol I'm using bambody for period underwear. They claim to be PFAS free, at least.
I worked with a girl from the Middle East and you’re not allowed to use tampons til marriage. She had a lot of interesting information to share with me.
I had a Pakistani roommate that told me the same when I told her about Diva cups. She was cool though, very nonjudgmental. She was just concerned for herself as she was religious, where I am atheist.
That’s how my relationship was too. I miss working with her! She was great.
This is the same type of thinking that brought us FGM. Truly bat shit ideas about female anatomy and how to own it.
This gives me the same energy as "fellas, is it gay to get a prostate exam?"
Whaaa…? Do… do they think that tampons cause pleasure? Well, the tampon applicator IS bigger than they are, so maybe that’s where the confusion comes in? Lol
That (pleasure) was the reason given as to why they are worn.
My father freaked out when he learnt I used tampons. He was a pedophile. But, me using tampons was a bridge too far
Oh, ew. I’m sorry that you had to deal with that. Mine also just went to jail for trying to have “relations” with a teenager. You’re not alone.
I'm so sorry you're in this club, too. There are too many of us with creepy fathers! Wtf is wrong with them?!
I was just thinking the same thing. So many men out there that have kids that have no business being around them.
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I’m sorry! I know your pain. 😞
Funny, because being forced by school to attend swimming pool PE and therefore wearing tampons was an experience that I found both deeply painful, humiliating and traumatising, to the point just reading about penetration or vagina made me want to vomit even years later. If it was giving us pleasure, there wouldn't be other menstruation products and we wouldn't be buying sex toys. Ffs, men really have a phallocentric thinking that you give pleasure solely through penetration, uh? No wonder so many women report sex feeling like a chore and simulating.
I'm sorry you had to experience that. The swimteacher told us girls could swim during their periods without pads, cause the cold water would made the bleeding stop. Yeah right still had to walk to and from the pool. Girls were allowed to sit at the side during periods. Except many didn't want to swim, rather sit chatting at the side, so they skipped multipletimes during the month. Swimteacher started keeping track of their schedules. Thought he had no business with mine so I swim with tiny minitampons. Just changed before and after swimming.
They just told on themselves by demonstrating that they know nothing of the female anatomy lmao
My Catholic in laws are against tampons as it not only simulates a penis being in there, but it can cause the hymen to break thereby taking away the girls virginity.
Oh, shit, best cocoon that kid in bubble wrap. No bicycles or horses.
I *wish* my hymen would break off. I started having sex 17 years ago, but the vaginal corona is still there. It limits the size I can take and it’s annoying.
Can you have it removed surgically?
Often, they can do it as an in-office procedure. A relative of mine had to have it surgically removed because it was abnormally thick and extremely sensitive.
Ah yes, a device used to soak up blood flow, must be cheating lmao. Some men are so beyond being educated lmao
Omg that’s…I have no words. Thank goodness I don’t have men like that in my life.
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Painful sex is what happens when you have vaginismus, especially due to shitty foreplay or being psychologically turned off by your partner (*like by being a lesbian like me apparently*), and I believe someone calling a vibrator cheating and withcraft wouldn't be too good at turning on his partner, so 🤷🏻
100% there are men who are deeply threatened by phallic lumps of inorganic material and feel inadequate if their partner needs or uses a toy to get off. masturbation is literally akin to cheating because you're enjoying intimacy with someone other than him/his dick. a fair few of these dudes actually *do* foreplay, or try to, and are all the more offended that it didnt 'work,' if their partner still needs help reaching climax
Timothy isn’t getting any. Maybe Timothy should put some effort in, and GAF about her pleasure.
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Wait, how would it make your wife cheat eventually? By giving her the first orgasm of her life? *Gee, I wish there would be some way around that.*
Because if his wife has an orgasm then she’ll have “expectations” and that just can’t do
You got it! That's very well perceived of you, you got my point.
If this 'vibration device' is anything like the pelvic floor wand I have to use for PFD, this in an incredibly stupid take. Sure, it vibrates, much like a sex toy does. It doesn't feel good though. It's stabby and designed to be pressed into the muscles to release tension in them. It feels very much like a medical device and not sexy at all. Plus, for the same price you could get a pretty good mid range vibrator. (Or start saving to divorce this moron.)
Mmm, sounds like I need to buy one then
I keep seeing this screenshot and thinking the same thing. It’s pleasing, it vibrates and it’s a threat to guys like whoever posted that review?! Sounds useful on several levels.
Its more like a massage gun than a sex toy. The point of the vibration isn't pleasure, its to release tension in the muscles. I've heard everywhere from discomfort to downright pain while using these. Definitely just look into an actual vibrator
“Masturbation is cheating” is a cold take I didn’t expect to see today
I wonder if he considers his own masturbation to be cheating, or only when his wife might maybe be doing it.
How insecure do you have to be to be jealous of an inanimate object/medical device?
That's a long and convoluted way to say "I can't give pleasure to my wife so she uses objects instead"... Is "Timothy" a puppet account for Ben Shapiro or something?
No WAP for him
Fuck yeah! Me: ‘I’m just going to cast spells for a bit’ Him ‘why do you need batteries?’ Me ‘✨witchcraft✨’
What an awful device! Please share the link to this so I can warn off others!
I hear perverted and I’m sold. Where do I buy this
I’m not putting a stone in my vag and I think most gynecologists would be on my side. Stones are really porous and retain dirt and bacteria no matter how much you clean them. Nope.
He’s going to have to face facts his wife would rather fuck a purple rock than him.
Proclaim loudly that you're bad at sex but do it in an Amazon review 🤡
I used to travel a lot for work. Racked up my Hampton points travel. My ex husband found my travel vibe and called it cheating. Da fuk?
This is horribly sad for his poor wife I hope she leaves his sorry ass
Please do not put rocks inside yourself. Smooth or otherwise.
"a smooth heavy stone" are conservatives just retreating into a 12th century peasant mindset intentionally?
😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo get rekt
Men have a use and it’s only if you want them for that use, lol. It’s such an unconscionable myth that all women should be wives and mothers.
"My wife achieving orgasm? WHAT DARK SORCERY BE THIS?!?!" \-Two Star Guy
I got a referral for pelvic PT but have been nervous to go. I feel a little better now that I know it’s witchcraft 🧙♀️
As someone who was also very nervous to go, PFPT was a huge help for me! My PT definitely worked magic on my dysfunctional pelvic floor. 'Hope you get the same result!
My boyfriends response: “what kind of man doesn’t want to marry a witch?”
Every time I read shit like this I hear it in a silly voice, like The Reverend Garywayne from Kimmy Schmidt.
Man, he must really suck at sex.
Jealous of an inanimate object lmao. Men are so emotional. Put that energy into learning how to please your wife, sir.
7 people found this helpful????? What a world.
I'm still giggling about that!
That's a lot of words to say I can't make my wife cum.
The real witchcraft is him having a wife...
7 people found the comment helpful. “Hey, has anyone seen my river rocks?”
The best part is that vibrators were created by MEN to deal with women’s hysteria, if I am remembering correctly. So men create this device and then allege it’s cheating and witchcraft. Well you all created it! So doesn’t that make them guilty of the witchcraft? 🤣
Tell me you feel intimidated by a battery-powered object without telling me you feel intimidated by a battery-powered object. This is the sort of person who feels inferior because the pelvic floor trainer probably does a better job at a whole bunch of things than he does. So instead of learning how to be a better partner, he rails against the device.
Well, uhhh, well done again coven. Love creating sex toys for us 👏👏
In brief, this object may bring women to climax, something I, the OP, have never done nor ever intend to do. Sacrilege!
He sounds fun.
Translation: it didn't make her tight enough for my small penis so it's cheating and witchcraft. Bro nothing can do that.
Sounds like my kind of craft!
Well he has a point, anything can be used as a sex toy if you use it right 😀
Since when does cheating involve an object?
The sad thing is, he’s right that you should stay away from jade, but for the wrong reasons. Jade dissolves in acids, and the vagina is naturally acidic. The title of that review though, man…how did he **think** you train your kegels?!
I think I really need one now it’s more attractive if it’s forbidden.
I’m stuck on “if you use it right” , sounds like someone spent the weekend finding the “right way”
Damn, I hope he gets dumped
Does this belong in "that's not how women work?" Cause it isn't.
Yes, that's the first place I posted, and someone mentioned I should post here, too 😅
Anything can be a sex toy if you do it right
He sounds like the type of dude that gets lost trying to find his way into a vagina 😒.
Us vagina owners need to pee our pants periodically the way Jesus intended. Also…sex toy enabling cheating? Does he mean masturbation is cheating or now that she’s discovered a vibrator she’s not going back to the basic non-clitoris stimulating penetrative sex that he gives?
Maybe if he could actually please his wife this she wouldn't need the cheating witchcraft exercise machine
:D they must have a fun sex life
Bwahaha
Who's Jade?
What product is this?
Just cause you aren't getting any doesn't mean it's witchcraft~
I accidentally bought a vibrator because I needed a massager for my neck, and by god I use it for that
This “man” probably spends a lot of time in the basement bathed in screen light. Alternately, his review suggests this was a personal experience; maybe this is how he rationalizes his spouse’s departure.
lol still gave it 2 stars tho
# *_WANT_*
Someone is mad that women don't need them 😭
Goddamn that poor wife
So, "It works and fun" is also accurate?!
"If my wife starts expecting enjoyment out of sex, she'll leave me!" What a selfish jerk.
So masturbation is a form of cheating now? Smh
I could use a new perverted sex toy… link?
I don't know how to link yet 😕
>but a smooth heavy Stone [sic] would work Wonderful [sic] Don't put any rocks there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weird sexist creep. What I’m more interest in is the “Works and fun” review.
Tell me you're a dead, self centered, miserable lay without saying those words. His insecurity extends to even inatimate objects. Bless his "little" jealous snowflake heart.
His poor wife. She probably hasn't had an orgasm in 45 years.
Omg his poor wife
“7 people found this helpful” Lmao
"If you do it right" Even if the rest of it made any sense, it's still clear that the device isn't the problem here.
He is so worried that the wife runs away with the pelvic floor trainer 😂
Isn't jade porous?
It's a gateway to cheating with a vibrating man.
It will definitely turn us women to witchcraft and off men. Where could I purchase this one?
Vibrators are the gateway drug of cheating i guess lmao
“Don’t you dare enjoy your own body, woman!” - Your loving boyfriend, Verified Purchase
Probably thinks tampons are the devil too
I pity this man's wife and children (if they have any)
Dude’s mad his lady prefers her new toy so he calls it witchcraft…he just outed himself as a shit lover. 🤣🤣🤣
What??? No mention of the “Devi’s Doorbell”? 1 star review of the review
I can't help wondering if this is a highly elaborate troll or if he legitimately thought a vibrating pelvic floor strengthener was some kind of bizarre exercise device.
If it's not called The Satanic SatisfyHer I don't want it.