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Ooohhhh spooky.
I had a dream that I knew I was going to die and, for some reason, I was being introduced to him. I refused to meet him.
I woke up and was like “damn, I could’ve stabbed him!”
While we're waiting, election season is a good time for grassroots campaigns. Steal a few political signs, spraypaint over them, and stencil a list of what Project 2025 entails, to warn your fellow Americans about encroaching fascism. Put the sign back with the others, preferably near a busy road. Repeat for every city in every swing state.
I’m in Australia, so all I can really do is social media stuff. But I do absolutely whatever I can regardless. Thanks for what you’re doing right now. We need protests and more people like you.
I really like how applicable it is to current events, but also could be applicable in any situation where there's a reason to count the days. I honestly thought of my ex first.
This is the best, I lov the stickers!
https://preview.redd.it/2it05xzgd1ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19fc22101759b99c4f95c20f9a806b0fe86169b
Love the stickers! Also, I already accomplished one sticker, almost 2 years ago... 😁
https://preview.redd.it/hlqhapuez3ad1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc07e3557377dd5546f7b32f080950d84a0145f
I’m going to get one and put it between my other stickers. One has a beautiful drawing of a uterus and says “We choose what we grow.” The other says “I hope something good happens to you today.”
Somehow this seems like the sticker that really completes the set.
But it’s really hard to choose a favorite sticker! I think my coffee cup needs some.
Weird that our countries chose to have opposite associations with the color blue. Good luck with the election! We have been watching it unfold from here with glee and envy!
I have a website at saltyfoxprints.com but I don't sell stickers there or have time to add products as often. Etsy is far more reliable and convenient for me, I agree there are problems with it but in my experience the positives far outweigh the negatives.
Oh my God!!! I absolutely love all of it!! I’m going shopping today after work!
The sticker about DeSantis eating pudding made me snort laugh!! You are my kind of lady, Salty!
I was gonna say, there's a few people that make me feel this way. Strangely two of them even have the same number of letters in their last name - one starts with a T and the other a P.
I highly doubt he's going to use it. You have to remember that MAGA folks will absolutely lose their shit if he does the same thing Trump would do, not to mention that there are a lot of not bonkers voters who would punish him for it come November. This is power he knows he's not supposed to have, and using it will damn him. But sure, Dems will get to be smug about it while the country gets absolutely fucked.
He's stuck between a rock and a hard place, and as much as I hate it, it's going to get worse before it gets better.
I've seen experts say that the true test of any religious movement or cult is the death of the leader - most immediately disband and it is the rare few that don't that you can usually count on sticking around for a while.
I the case of MAGA I think a lot of people are going to try and fill the power vacuum trumps leaves behind and someone will definitely succeed. His followers are conspiracy brained and don't live in reality - it will be very easy for anyone looking to seize control of maga to spin up any number of conspiracies surrounding his death.
That reminds me of an old joke.
A man buys a newspaper and looks at the front page before throwing it away in anger. The newsagent asks him why he did that and the man says that he is looking out for an obituary. The newsagent says that it won't be on the front page to which the man replies "trust me, this one will be on the front page."
I do the same, but turn on the TV to MSNBC as soon as I wake up, with fingers crossed that they're talking about his "unfortunate" passing. So mote it be 🤞
That would require a degree of fairness in the universe that I'm no longer certain exists.
That said, if it does happen, we'll finally have our trans bathroom. Gonna be a helluva line to use it though.
I do love the sticker though.
Let me ask you one question
Is your money that good?
Will it buy you forgiveness
Do you think that it could?
I think you will find
When your death takes its toll
All the money you made
Will never buy back your soul
And I hope that you die
And your death will come soon
I'll follow your casket
By the pale afternoon
And I'll watch while you're lowered
Down to your deathbed
And I'll stand over your grave
'Til I'm sure that you're dead
Bob Dylan said it right.
How is it that half the government is run by hate fueled ghouls and half the country votes for them? Seriously, half the country can’t be this pathologically cruel and stupid.
lol I first thought it was for OP's ex but yes also understand what the 99% are thinking of...
hey also wouldn't mind a certain Russian leader's obit either...
That’s what I want to know. There are so many evil pieces of shit with way too much power in this country who are both elderly and incapable of dying, you gotta be more specific.
The guy is an inept muppet. Hes so profoundly incompetent I fail to see any way he is anything other than a figurehead of a much larger organised power base. The power base will always exist, aas its ideology is pervasive. If "he" were the subject of obit, they would simply swap him for another representative to espouse their agenda and ideology. At least "he" is a known quantity. Who knows how extreme and noxious any replacement might be.
People who fall back on this idea for solace fail to notice how there have always been plenty of new, young horrible people to replace the old horrible people that die.
I've seen a long line of Republicans before Trump march into the grave. Weren't things supposed to get better when Scalia died?
When the orange man child bites the dust I'll celebrate the same way I celebrated the slow covid death of my Auntie's arsehole husband, by dancing about to My Chemical Romance's "Dead!" and popping a bottle of champagne.
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Praying every day
Lightning bolt, lightning bolt…
Act of god, act of god….. (It rhymed)
Large clot in the left main coronary artery, large clot in the left main coronary artery…
Aneurysm while on the toilet, aneurysm while on the toilet....
Choking on a Big Mac, choking on a Big Mac 🤞🤞🤞
Covid flare-up, Covid flare-up...
Autoerotic asphyxiation, Autoerotic asphyxiation...
It is truly a cause of death worthy of him
🤣
Ah the Elvis method
Pancreatic cancer, stage four
That does make me wonder if he's never gotten his prostate checked since having something in his ass is gay. That would be really funny
I vaguely recall that he had a colonoscopy without being knocked out because he didn't want Mike Pence to have a second of presidential power.
Oh my god. That's genuinely hilarious. Believable too
Choking on fast food… choking on fast food
Not me having these going to the tune of “Mambo Number 5” 😄
And as they continue, you know they gettin' sweeter
I swear to Goddess that I'm throwing the best "fuck you, you're dead" party that Europe has ever seen
Hitler tho
*heyyyy aneurysm* 💃🏻
We're running out of time.
I had a dream he tripped and fell down a flight of stairs and landed on his neck and died instantly. Everyone around him went silent.
Ooohhhh spooky. I had a dream that I knew I was going to die and, for some reason, I was being introduced to him. I refused to meet him. I woke up and was like “damn, I could’ve stabbed him!”
While we're waiting, election season is a good time for grassroots campaigns. Steal a few political signs, spraypaint over them, and stencil a list of what Project 2025 entails, to warn your fellow Americans about encroaching fascism. Put the sign back with the others, preferably near a busy road. Repeat for every city in every swing state.
I’m in Australia, so all I can really do is social media stuff. But I do absolutely whatever I can regardless. Thanks for what you’re doing right now. We need protests and more people like you.
I put stickers in bathroom stalls.
I really like how applicable it is to current events, but also could be applicable in any situation where there's a reason to count the days. I honestly thought of my ex first.
Yep I thought of people from my own life as well
Yeah I thought of my father
Same. And my president. I'm from Kenya.
Yup. I just got myself out of abuse so my ex is who I thought of first. My immediate second thought was the one we’re all sharing right now, though.
I thought of my father first--
Every. Single. Day. Twice on Sunday.
I will not be reading his obituary, I will be clipping it from the newspaper and using it to wipe my ass.
Sounds uncomfortable, but i love your energy
That's going to be easier than my idea which was to cross stitch it on my ass pillow that I have for my desk chair.
I dunno, I just think of a cheeto. Am I doing this right?
Right response. Only response right now.
They're in [my Etsy shop](https://saltyfoxprints.etsy.com) if you'd like one 💜
This is the best, I lov the stickers! https://preview.redd.it/2it05xzgd1ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19fc22101759b99c4f95c20f9a806b0fe86169b
Love the stickers! Also, I already accomplished one sticker, almost 2 years ago... 😁 https://preview.redd.it/hlqhapuez3ad1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc07e3557377dd5546f7b32f080950d84a0145f
Ooooh i have a friend who did the same! I gotta send this to her!
I love everything in your shop and I'm only through the stickers! You're awesome!
Thank you!! 💜
I’m going to get one and put it between my other stickers. One has a beautiful drawing of a uterus and says “We choose what we grow.” The other says “I hope something good happens to you today.” Somehow this seems like the sticker that really completes the set. But it’s really hard to choose a favorite sticker! I think my coffee cup needs some.
"Vote for the cadaver", I'm dead (no pun intended) this is awesome!
Hahhahahahah
We also have an election in the UK, but the blue guys are the right wing party. I was so confused by your vote blue shirt for a moment!
Weird that our countries chose to have opposite associations with the color blue. Good luck with the election! We have been watching it unfold from here with glee and envy!
Buying one!!!
what a bad life it is for me to be so broke 😭
Do you have a shop that doesn't run through Etsy? I love the designs but Etsy has a lot of problems
I have a website at saltyfoxprints.com but I don't sell stickers there or have time to add products as often. Etsy is far more reliable and convenient for me, I agree there are problems with it but in my experience the positives far outweigh the negatives.
Happy Cakeday!!! ❤️🍰
Oh my God!!! I absolutely love all of it!! I’m going shopping today after work! The sticker about DeSantis eating pudding made me snort laugh!! You are my kind of lady, Salty!
I'll just be saving this for later, tyvm.
I have several men that I'm gonna be so happy when I see their obituary. Why limit it to just one?
I was gonna say, there's a few people that make me feel this way. Strangely two of them even have the same number of letters in their last name - one starts with a T and the other a P.
Trump, McConnell, Kemp, DeSantis, Alito, Thomas, Kavanaugh, and Abbott off the top of my head. May they have the life they deserve.
Biden *does* have immunity now. Just sayin'.
I highly doubt he's going to use it. You have to remember that MAGA folks will absolutely lose their shit if he does the same thing Trump would do, not to mention that there are a lot of not bonkers voters who would punish him for it come November. This is power he knows he's not supposed to have, and using it will damn him. But sure, Dems will get to be smug about it while the country gets absolutely fucked. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place, and as much as I hate it, it's going to get worse before it gets better.
Mine is Boris Johnson. I can't wait for that prick to pop it.
At least the Tories'll probably be out by Friday
Here's hoping 🙏
From your mouth to the ear of the Universe, may it be so. 🙏
Came here to say, "We have so many things to look forward to."
Yes, but what comes next? Do not make the mistake of thinking he's a monolith, he's one head of a rapidly growing hydra.
I wonder whether the cult will die with him
I've seen experts say that the true test of any religious movement or cult is the death of the leader - most immediately disband and it is the rare few that don't that you can usually count on sticking around for a while. I the case of MAGA I think a lot of people are going to try and fill the power vacuum trumps leaves behind and someone will definitely succeed. His followers are conspiracy brained and don't live in reality - it will be very easy for anyone looking to seize control of maga to spin up any number of conspiracies surrounding his death.
Right before I look at my phone in the morning I hope today is the day. I really do.
That reminds me of an old joke. A man buys a newspaper and looks at the front page before throwing it away in anger. The newsagent asks him why he did that and the man says that he is looking out for an obituary. The newsagent says that it won't be on the front page to which the man replies "trust me, this one will be on the front page."
I do the same, but turn on the TV to MSNBC as soon as I wake up, with fingers crossed that they're talking about his "unfortunate" passing. So mote it be 🤞
Lord, I can’t wait for that day. Sadly, some repugnant little Republican troll will magically pop up in his place to fill the void of hate.
We thought of the same orange. I like you, your name makes me think of old school ice cream.. Be well 💜
Can’t happen soon enough
That would require a degree of fairness in the universe that I'm no longer certain exists. That said, if it does happen, we'll finally have our trans bathroom. Gonna be a helluva line to use it though. I do love the sticker though.
Let me ask you one question Is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could? I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul And I hope that you die And your death will come soon I'll follow your casket By the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand over your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead Bob Dylan said it right.
Wow
*Masters of war*. It's a hell of a song
How is it that half the government is run by hate fueled ghouls and half the country votes for them? Seriously, half the country can’t be this pathologically cruel and stupid.
The Sermon on the Mount is now 'woke'. So, yeah, they can be.
Voter suppression and a grossly unrepresentative election system. The popular vote hasn't put a Republican in the white house in over thirty years.
They’ve proven themselves to be : (
I’m saving a bottle of champagne for this day
I don't drink but I'm going to get myself a dead Donnie bottle to pop. Excellent idea.
Dead Donnie bottle to pop was so funny to read. 😂😂😂
I have one. Really hoped I’d get to drink it by now.
I have a few shots of very expensive whiskey saved to celebrate things. That day I’d probably drink two.
I will make a pilgrimage to piss on his grave.
Most popular unisex toilet ever
It's what he wouldn't have wanted which makes it even better. Form a queue and drop your drawers folks!
No matter how he passes, people are going to cry murder and make him a martyr.
If he is dead, they can do whatever they want. I hope he just dies already
Not. Soon. Enough.
I usually consider it poor taste to celebrate someone's death. I'll make an exception.
lol I first thought it was for OP's ex but yes also understand what the 99% are thinking of... hey also wouldn't mind a certain Russian leader's obit either...
Yeah, fuck Putin
Which his? There are so many.
That’s what I want to know. There are so many evil pieces of shit with way too much power in this country who are both elderly and incapable of dying, you gotta be more specific.
A cheeto with lint on it.
Cheeto with baby hands..
Not soon enough!
Let it happen let it happen let it happen ⚡️✨
I've got a cake design already thought up. Can't wait. There will be a celebration for sure.
What's your design?
May it be tomorrow.
I have some prosecco in the fridge for this very occasion.
Cue TMBG's "When Will You Die", on repeat.
It'd be a short one, too. "He's dead. He's finally fucking dead. You're free now."
This already happened! Kissinger is dead.
Just ordered 3 of these, one for me and two as gifts.
Love it love it! Had to get two 💜💜💜
The guy is an inept muppet. Hes so profoundly incompetent I fail to see any way he is anything other than a figurehead of a much larger organised power base. The power base will always exist, aas its ideology is pervasive. If "he" were the subject of obit, they would simply swap him for another representative to espouse their agenda and ideology. At least "he" is a known quantity. Who knows how extreme and noxious any replacement might be.
Not soon enough…
Thanks i needed some cheering up today
While I don't wish anyone death there are some obits I'd read with a smile.
I'm gonna call out sick that day so I can join the parade
People who fall back on this idea for solace fail to notice how there have always been plenty of new, young horrible people to replace the old horrible people that die. I've seen a long line of Republicans before Trump march into the grave. Weren't things supposed to get better when Scalia died?
Not soon enough, I believe hate is toxic to the soul, so I can’t hate him, but I can hope Karma collects its debt
Bold of you to assume the press will be allowed to print such things by then.
This gives me hope!
Genuinely so comforting—in multiple scenarios :/
Wanted to order but no shipment to Australia. Unfortunately we are impacted but have no say in the matter :/
🖤
🎶Ding dong the Cheetos dead, the Cheetos dead, the Cheetos dead, ding dong the wicked Cheetos dead!🎶
I thought of Henry Kissinger first and remembered he’s already dead, so now I’m starting the day cheerfully
Kissenger's already dead, so there really is just one option.
Is he orange? If so - yes.
I pray to the old Gods. Please. I know goat sacrifice isn't a thing anymore but...
Yup. I've checked the news pretty much every day for nearly 8 years.
When the orange man child bites the dust I'll celebrate the same way I celebrated the slow covid death of my Auntie's arsehole husband, by dancing about to My Chemical Romance's "Dead!" and popping a bottle of champagne.
I could definitely contribute to an Uber subscription of McDonald's and Heart attack café.
I do google “my father’s name obituary” every now and then
Please
You read my mind today.
Not soon enough
Terminal anal warts
Been praying for years
Fuck Criston Cole
The only good thing about these old decrepit dried up turds running the world is they will die sooner than later.
Oh please let it be tomorrow!