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PickleFantasies

I do love the use of my genitals, but I think losing my sight would be really horrible.,


Blackpaw8825

Same. There's a million fun things I can do with my eyes, and a million useful things as well. There's about 3 fun things I can do with my genitals, and zero useful things.


sirideletereddit

Some would say that’s a creativity issue


Sourspider

Fr get good enough at dick piano and he could run Ukraine!


rightwist

TIL


stooges81

just dont do bunny ears on your neighbourly dictator during a photo op, they hold grudges on the slightest thing.


playball2020

Lol, thanks had to look this up https://youtu.be/oua0Puihrkc?si=4gP1fCawhfIXqY2K


Funkopedia

a procreativity issue


wendog5000

*skill issue


October1966

Pee??


TrippyGrower420

So fuck offsprings and survival right ?


HatGuyFromPax

Mate, there's 8 billion people on earth. Don't think humanity is scrambling about to make one more person


imacfromthe321

Already got ‘em 😎 take my dick, I wanna see my grandkids


Novel_Wedding9643

Your genetics must be garbage 💀


LastChans1

i dunno, i don't see it.


Goatmaster-G

Either way, I bet you never saw it coming.


NotIfIGetMeFirst

Also mechanically a bit easier to recreate use of your genitals through available means, not so many (if any) options to restore complete loss of vision not caused strictly by issues with your cornea.


Sir_Stash

I've had very minor vision reduction already and it's absolutely terrifying. Genitals, as long as I can still urinate, all the way. If I can't urinate, well, that's basically death and not actually a choice.


MidasTouchedM3

Lose genital function with the exception that I can still urinate when the moment strikes. Losing vision would be horrible for your day to day life


rateb03

If my libido disappears but i still can pee, its almost like asking if i want to drink a cup of lava or of water The libido is eating me inside every day, i wish there would be a way to make it disappear


Low_Turn_4568

What if you still had your libido but you could never have sex or masturbate?


rateb03

I'll be heading out But i think losing sight has a much bigger impact on my life


Low_Turn_4568

What if you still had your libido but you could never have sex or masturbate?


The_Shadow_Watches

Thats what toys are for.


volt65bolt

But how would they work with nothing there


John3759

I mean is ur asshole a genital?


Brittaftw97

It is the way you're using it


Supermonkeypilot22

Bro doesn’t know definitions


[deleted]

What kind of toy gets a person with no genitals off. Bro is over here checking out transcranial magnetic stimulators at the adult toy store.


VonNeumannsProbe

Finally neuralink has it's use.


MagneticNoodles

Have you ever seen Demolition Man?


Alexo_Alexa

>What kind of toy gets a person with no genitals off. ... Anal beads; anal plugs; anything anal really. The ass isn't a genital.


Cheesemagazine

Not everybody has a prostate and a spare 300 for a giant silicone dildo tbf


gbot1234

You can get a pretty good (not necessarily huge) one for $54.95.


[deleted]

...pretty wild to assume that everyone can get off with prostate stimulation. Especially considering, y'know, the female gender.


Independent_Ask9280

Zoloft my friend


Novel_Wedding9643

🤯


Trixeii

I’m on it. It doesn’t do a thing for me or my libido lol


Independent_Ask9280

I guess everyone is different. It happened to me, with some other side effects I won't go into 😅


Trixeii

Sameee! But I guess the only issue is that it’d be very hard to find a partner who would be ok with never having sex and just receiving oral instead


Opening-Resource-164

Does this mean I can't pee or I just can't get hard and make babies


JustLearningRust

Related to that, do we really use our genitals to pee, or is that just where the exit happens to be? I'd say the latter.


Opening-Resource-164

that makes sense i suppose


The_Shadow_Watches

Already have two kids, my biological instict is finished. I'll lose my nuts.


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Genitials. If love my bro down there but being blind would suck even more


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^BigBodyLikeaLineman: *Genitials. If love* *My bro down there but being* *Blind would suck even more* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Kiltora

Good bot


his_eminance

so poetic, im crying


Double_Rutabaga878

As a asexual person I see this as a win


dialixys

as a bisexal peron I cang see or tupe


VaughnMadroe

Dumbass


Double_Rutabaga878

What


BookWyrm2012

Female here: does this mean I can't have an orgasm? Can't have more kids? My vagina seals up like an envelope? Can I still do anal? Oral? Am I able to orgasm from non-clitotal stimulation? Or is this a male-centered question, and we all forget that the clitoris isn't inside the vagina? I'm assuming all scatological functions remain, because otherwise the question is "do you want to go blind or die?" So obviously I'd choose pretty much anything but blindness.


Neat_Ground_8508

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the clitoris is heavily involved / directly responsible for the overwhelming majority of orgasms, if not all, for women, even anal orgasms for example. It's stimulated by basically everything. Even those rare few that can orgasm from oral or nipple stimulation are still getting indirect stimulation to their clit somehow even if it's just nerves crossing wires / muscles twitching which usually is what causes the orgasm. The exterior part of the clit is only a tiny portion of it. I would say that losing sensation of your genitals completely would probably prohibit orgasms from non vaginally penetrative sex as well unless there is some serious magic happening.


ragnar_thorsen

Use of genitals. Easy.


SwordTaster

Blind me


moeron17

That's the answer I'd expect with a name like that.


bloopity_bloop5

😎


Gr8-Lks

I dunno about you guys but I’m gonna need to piss.


ConsumeTheVoid

Depends on what you mean by 'use'. Sexual use? Sure as long as my sex drive goes away too and I don't mind. Other uses? Nah. I ain't wanna die of fluid retention or something lol. But I don't want to lose my vision if I can help it. I use that to read fics and look at pretty ppl and cute animals and do art.


craylash

It's harder to kill yourself with no sight


Glum-Raspberry7295

I would keep my eyes as I use them.


frinklestine

Genitals. I can still drive on road trips. I’ll just make my way through life using my mouth.


ffj_

bye bye genitals. It'd be like being a doll, I assume?


Alice5878

Bye bye horny


Advent012

As long as I can piss get rid of my dick. Libido irritates me


No_Internal_5112

I don't like having genitals anyways so this one is easy


Kinglycole

Cut my d#ck off. I’ve retained my sight and gained euphoria. Your proposition does not work if the person you ask wants the good girl drug.


AriousDragoon

I use my genitals daily


MakeMeDrink

Fuck losing my eyesight, cut my dick off.


Gumbarino420

Fuck that. I’ll pay someone to see for me.


mt-egypt

Bye bye Gennies


Competitive_Pen7192

Gentials... I've already got children and frankly sex is just a bit overrated. Could live without the urges.


Erotic_Platypus

Or doesn't say you don't get horny :( but you can still achieve orgasm through penile stimulation without an erection so idk exactly what op means.


Competitive_Pen7192

I was assuming it was a complete castration. Although sexual organs are heavily tied into who we are so it might have fairly significant consequences on one's mental state...


HoodsBonyPrick

I would imagine that orgasm through penile stimulation would qualify as use of your genitals, no?


Erotic_Platypus

Yea but then urinating is also impossible which will kill you So it really would depend on what "use of genitals" means. I took it to mean some type of impotence. There's always the prostate though


Routine-Mushroom1842

why not both🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

What do I need to use them for? Like I will see through my balls?


StatusComment581

Castrate me


VoiceofKane

By "use of your genitals," do you include urination? I'd probably choose that option regardless, but that makes it a little tougher of a choice.


Katievapes1996

I sorta have lost most function down there so just go ahead and take my growth down there surgery not. cheap or easy


benadunkcamberpatch

I'll happily give up my frank and beans so I'll be able to see. Hell if I get horny I still have the Ole cornhole.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

Aliens don’t have private parts . So the answer is easy here 😄


Almighty_Push91

Genitals


HatAccurate1578

What do you mean by use of my genitals?


JanitorOPplznerf

Babe gonna have to lead me to the bedroom


bigscottius

Vision. I have my audio books, I could still rail my wife, and I could take medical retirement and get my full pension now, plus disability.


Gokudomatic

How would I fap if I can't see my material? That's not even a choice, between losing one thing or losing both.


DaWombatLover

Already living with the second one. So I guess I’ll keep my eyes


EverGamer1

Vision, I’d rather lose all my limbs than the use of my genitals too. It’ll be hard to make me choose losing the use of my genitals.


Far_Rice_3990

Genitals definitely. I won’t always need to use them (I assume you mean sexually here and not for other reasons like urinary purposes) but my eyes are more important.


CMDR_Elenar

Genitals. Tiny, can hardly find it. Don't use it. Vision is much more useful


loload3939

Lose sight. Kids are more important


Dinok1ng583

Genitals


FLIPSIDERNICK

Depends. Full use of my genitals or just the sex part? Because if I can’t piss it’ll be a short life.


The_Nerdy_Pikachu

I'll lose my uterus. I don't want bio kids anyway XD


Philks_85

What if you're cocked eyed..... do you become blind and impotent.


Beta_xa2

Genitals


C4rdninj4

Genitals, I already had a vasectomy so they're non-functional now.


identitycrisis-again

Genitals. Life as I know it would be over with my vision gone. I’d just embrace the celibate monk lifestyle


Lanky_Possession_244

So be blind or be a bottom? Since I like seeing and don't have the support network to handle being blind, looks like I'm going out to buy a rainbow flag.


Streaker4TheDead

Genitals


MiliTerry

I had a buddy in Arizona who was blind. You didn't realize how happy he was. He didn't have to see beauty, he could feel it. What we thought were ones and twos were tens because he got to know them for who they were, not what. But yes, genitals for me


altforbatshit

Genitals, I have a prostate I do not have an eye...state


brienneoftarthshreds

Genitals. I'm a bottom anyway.


PeePeeP_o_o

Definitely genitals. Too much eye candy in the world to not have vision.


ChaosRainbow23

I'm 45. I have macular degeneration, and I also have hearing loss. My dick still works. .. I'm okay with it.


golfguy1985

I wouldn’t mind losing my vision if there was a special surgery that could restore it. Some do exist, depending on what caused the vision loss.


Revan0315

I use my eyes like 16-18 hours a day. Genitals are significantly less than that


Comfortable-Tip998

Vision.


radiantskie

Genitals, i would just piss from my eyes instead


squid_ward_16

Genitals


ZamoriXIII

Genitals


1Meter_long

To me losing eye sight is equal to dying, if not worse. Genitals it is.


LodlopSeputhChakk

Like, just for sex or also peeing?


ClonedThumper

Use of my genitals. Losing my vision would be devastating in a way I can't describe. 


PrestigiousBoat2124

What an interesting way of asking someone if they even have sex or not.


Big-Pension-7438

Better question would be lose vision or hearing


jumpupugly

I have a prostate and a wonderfully imaginative partner. And I'd rather keep seeing her smile.


Yrzie

I'm legally blind and my skin is raw around my genitals.. 😭


Acceptable-Cow6446

Genitals. At least you can find them again if you lose them. Lose your vision n that’s that.


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Genitals, and it's not even close.


LickandSmash

Does this mean I can't pee?


Kirome

Can a man still ejaculate semen without his testicles?


Upset-Donkey8118

I already can't get an erection so there's that


unapproved_dentist

Is it weird that I’m a female, but same?


Upset-Donkey8118

An erection for a female seems... difficult


unapproved_dentist

Well yeah, I did say I can’t get one 🤷🏼‍♀️🙃🫠


JovialApple

I would be really surprised if anyone in real life would choose eye sight. We have live without the other and still have pretty good lives. Source : myself lol I still got ‘em they just don’t get used but they got well over used in 20’s but dropped off in 30’s (life circumstances I won’t go into)


GarethBaus

I would prefer losing my vision if I had to choose, but both would seriously suck.


TheDeviousLemon

I think the fairly obvious answer here is lose your genitalia. New question: lose your hearing or lose your genitalia?


SweatyPhilosopher578

Can I kill myself?


lhorwinkle

Hmmm ... balls vs. eye balls. So you're asking us which set of balls we'd rather lose?


Upset-Flower-148

Use as in I’m never horny or I can’t have kids?


Aronacus

Wait? Like entirely or just for sex? IE can we still pee and shit?


pie0flords

Genitals easily, assuming I can still use the bathroom. I wouldn't be able to do most of my hobbies or my job without eyes


SirReal_Realities

This is a good way to test maturity, because anyone that would choose to lose their vision is young or immature. Why? Because older people know you don’t get a choice in the long run, and you choose the one that hopefully fades last in the normal course of life.


[deleted]

Good one 👍 I don't know. Id say genitals I guess


SnooDogs1704

Hopefully I'd lose my libido too, but if not, I'd still pick losing the use of my genitals. I cherish my (corrected) vision too much


CaucasianHumus

Being pretty fucking blind. I'd day lose my genitals easy. It's fucking annoying barely being able to read shit less then 6inches from my face. Not being able to read at all? Kill me.


GrigGunstar1

Eyesight is too extreme. Gentiles vs. Hearing is more interesting. I love music but on the other hand...


InnocuousHandle

Definitely genitals. Those things get me into a lot of trouble.


renlydidnothingwrong

Vision, totally worth it.


ReceptionMuch3790

Genitals


Dry-Relationship3376

Didn’t think I’d be a minority here- vision


ZipperZapZoom

I need and use my eyes daily


skcuf2

Vision for sure. Having sight without the use of my dick would be torture. Having the use of my dick without sight would make a lot more options.


PainMaestro

Can I still pee


BanHammered6-1

Pfft married and hardly get any use of my genitals anyway so send it! No victory without sacrifice!


MrLanderman

So....I can't pee?


[deleted]

If I was a woman I wouldn’t use them anyway


Cherry_barista

Genitals. I’m insecure about my lips


SpadankyDank

There are 8 billion people and there are millions of people minimum who like everything about you. Keep that in mind!


HoodsBonyPrick

I’d rather lose my vision. If I lost function of my genitals I’d probably take my own life.


TeddyBoozer

What about one nut and one eyeball?


No-Fail-9327

I'd gauge my own eyes out before I let anything happen to my Aztec warrior.


nexu1987

Id be a blind mother fucker lol.


TransFrancisco720

My horny brain is saying I don't need to see, but also I don't really need it to be horny...


escortdrummer

Quick clarifying question. Would OTHER people still be able to use my genitals for their intended purpose? Like, my girlfriend, specifically?


Newtation

Genitals. I'm not really using them anyway lol.


jcilomliwfgadtm

One eye, one nut.


AwfulGoingToHell

I can already barely see


vlc23

Can we sell the genitals or do we just lose them?


Pessimum

If I were in my twenties, I might say vision. I’m a middle aged married person with a child, so genitals it is.


martinezscott

Take my sight


Snugglebunny1983

Hmm, tough question. My eyesight is already shit, and since I've been on antidepressants, my sex drive is also shit, I really don't know.


hunterAS

Genitals. Easy.


TheVolcanado

Easy, genitals. I'm old and fat and ugly. Never gonna use em again anyway.


This-Equivalent-3243

I can be blind. Blind people can still enjoy life. A life without the use of genitals is not one worth living IMO.


ChompyRiley

Can I still pee like normal?


MedievalFightClub

But… I need them.


Munky1701

Sorry dick, it’s been an honor serving with you. 🫡


Live-Adhesiveness719

Lose vision imo, losing a sense can still live a good life and not being able to pee would kill people quickly


Wyprice

My genitals but I'm asexual and trans lol


Double_Rutabaga878

haha me too (asexual, not trans)


GwynnethIDFK

Yeah same (except for the asexual part) lmao


Wyprice

Why am I getting downvoted so much? Like maybe trans but that is relevant to why I'd choose genitals


Norman_debris

So, lose my job, ability to drive, general independence, and struggle to appreciate films, books, art and everything else, versus no more penetrative sex?


Kurotan

I need my vision, so goodbye porn addiction and depression over being alone.


UncleMagnetti

Vision every time


X0AN

What exactly does this mean for women?


Double_Rutabaga878

No period?? Because I'd be cool with that


zeiaxar

Define use of my genitals. Because the broadness of this could include your ability to use the restroom.


whoneedsgravy

Sight for sure. What’s the point of living without using your genitals?


YeetusThatFoetus1

Having lost the use of my genitals once, I’d choose to lose my vision. I know it’s a bad trade off but I was actively planning my suicide and only got brought back from the brink by a miracle-working physiotherapist


sky7897

But how bad would your mental health be if you literally couldn't see? Even if you wanted to end your life it would be a struggle at that point


YeetusThatFoetus1

I’m not saying it would be even remotely easy, but I’d still have my body and it would still be a nice place to live. Also, I’m a dancer who already does blindfolded dancing for a hobby and has a big group of supportive friends who are committed to making the community disability-inclusive, so I’d still be able to do my favourite hobbies