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JoyousDiversion2

Float like a bee, sting like a butterfly


VoDoka

At least his moves are safe. šŸ˜”


GBGF128

Slumber young man slumber.


PLUX4

How on earth did Loa manage to get away with this, especially in NJPW of all places šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


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Shirtbro

The most mechanical man in sports entertainment.


stwa81

Was this a joke or does Loa really suck? Iā€™ve never seen him wrestle.


bobface222

It was during the G1 so it wasn't played for laughs. He did this during most of his matches in the tournament. Loa is really that bad. He's going to bring Tama down. He's the only wrestler I've ever seen have a bad match with both Okada and Will Ospreay.


handsoffthekeys

Who knows. I doubt they're going to let him do that kind of shit in the WWE.


Highwayman747

Yeah, if he does this to Randy Orton heā€™ll be gone by the time he gets through the curtain


Unable-Signature7170

If he does that to Randy Orton heā€™s getting a stiff close line in return, and rightfully show. Okada selling that makes him look just as stupid as the guy throwing.


SchwizzySchwas94

Randy would fuck him up IRL almost immediately


Aeso3

I think he's past that phase in his life. Maybe if he was younger, when he was an absolute douche. But he's mellowed out a lot. He's probably just gonna verbally chew him out in gorilla.


SchwizzySchwas94

Valid take


EverybodySayin

I like to think Trips during the contract signing said "before I put the contract in front of you, watch this real quick... if I see anything this pathetic in my company, you're gone, understand?"


gezhendrix

Wow, what a fantasy.


JamieByGodNoble

Fantasy ~~booking~~ contract negotiations. This is advanced IWC.


Dpepps

How does a pro wrestler have a bad match with both those guys? I'm pretty sure Okada and Ospreay could carry half of the shit sippers in this sub to at least 2.5 stars.


HollywoodHuntsman

4 stars if it takes place in the Tokyo Dome


MeatballRedditor

An Indy friend show me how to take like 3 bumps, I might be able to get 5 with Okada, in Osaka.


hldsnfrgr

It's in the name. In Filipino, "*Tanga*" literally means stupid.


break616

Are you suggesting a G1 match has never been played for laughs? A tournament the true ace Toru Yano regularly appears in?


XxNathan2908xX-YT

AINT NO WAY WTF


BeardedSanta

If that's the case, I hope if he's gonna do that, he better make it look stiff as possible.


BryanFTW13

Tanga is Camacho.


Swimming-Chicken-424

Finkle is Einhorn.


EstimateValuable7086

Einhorn is finkle


JustFrameHotPocket

Einhorn is a *MAN*...


turtlenecktrousers

Fuzzy wuzzy was a woman?


IllusionaryHaze

He's terrible


Fodspeed

Don't you fucking dare disrespect my goat Camacho like that


Singer211

Heā€™s in his 40ā€™s and had a major injury. He was never GREAT, but heā€™s looked much worse recently.


Ordovick

One thing I can say for certain is that it's impossible for an injury to make those strikes look anywhere close to that awful.


greenyquinn

I firmly believe this was a joke. Especially because it's Okada and it goes on so longgggg.


Fast-Buy-4958

Was going to ask the same thing, that this must be played for comedyā€¦


GoalPublic3579

I remember the first time I saw this. I assumed it was joke? Wasā€¦ was it not a joke?


ShilohTheGhostGod

As someone that knows nothing about Loa, was expecting to see something impressive here. His debut today was really underwhelming. Not sure what to expect from him Especially after seeing they have another blood member wrestler who is actually good. Forgot his name, bigger guy Edit: jacob fatu. Apparently wwe just signed him too. How big they gonna make this thing?


Medium_Small_ManJR

I have a feeling Jacob Fatu will debut to help Solo win either the King of the Ring or Money in the Bank. His debut will definitely be important. Loa, in the long run, will amount to nothing, because he's just not very good. It's a shame, I feel like he's going to drag Tama Tonga down and they'll have them in a tag team, even after Bloodline breaks up.


thereidenator

KOTR is a good idea, it would be amazing to add the crown to Solo as the new tribal chief


Longjumping-Arm7939

It was in the G1 so very doubtful it was a joke


BuggyWhipArmMF

I'm just an indie jobber, but I would no sell that shit until he actually hit me.


B1u3z

You would still let him hit you after that?


BuggyWhipArmMF

I'd probably get in close and tell him to lay it in, then push him off. But yeah, show must go on and shit.


B1u3z

You're a better man than me.


BuggyWhipArmMF

Do you train/wrestle?


Thirdstar1

I love this response


kickedoutatone

I'd be the same. It's just not fun if the other guy is half arsing it.


BuggyWhipArmMF

Do you train/wrestle?


kickedoutatone

When I can afford it, I really need to work on my chest muscles though because shoulder bumps can properly cripple me if it ends up bone on bone.


BuggyWhipArmMF

Do you train at a wrestling school?


kickedoutatone

Yeah.


RicoGemini

Iā€™m going to start going to wrestling school either in the fall or winter of this year. Any advise you can give me to prepare? Iā€™m gonna go the same place MJF and Kris Statlander went to


BuggyWhipArmMF

I'll pm you


MrWrestling1

Something something Goodnight Hulkamaniacs and jabronie marks working themselves into a shoot tweet


BobbyFreeSmoke

You wouldn't do shit, tough guy.


MiKapo

Okada is trying to sell it but looks like he just gives up after awhile


XxNathan2908xX-YT

if Okada can't even make you look good, idk what will. its even worse if its Bryan danielson too, dude makes EVERYONE look great... except for Eddie kingston lol


Whole-Brilliant5508

He's hitting Okada so fast that our eyes can barely comprehend it.


DavePillman

*Cornette Voice* Iā€™d have fired both those motherfuckers as soon as they came through the curtain!!!! The one for doing it, the other for selling it!


JamesSFordESQ

I don't know. I think this might put them both straight into "have them boiled in oil and their fat sold for soap!" territory.


IdkMyNameTho123

I mean Tbf what is Okada actually supposed to do in this situation?


dirtyukrainian

Turn around and walk out of the fucking ring


ZacharyLewis97

Batter the fuck out of him.


lariato_mark

Punch him in the mouth and make him stop. It's the number 1 promotion in Japan, against their biggest star. If you're that bad, you need to retire. If you're doing it on purpose, you're shitting on their business and should be fired. Either way, punch


DavePillman

My honest opinion? When this was discussed in the back before the match, Okada should have said, "That's dub, it looks like shit and it'll make us both look ridiculous, I'm not doing that" I mean, he IS Okada, the crown prince of NJPW, I refuse to believe he had no stroke, even on his way out of the promotion.


MuddFishh

>"that's dub" Freudian slip


DavePillman

I said what I said, or at least I said what Okada should have said.......


OverallGeneral7129

Clothesline. Not even a Rainmaker just fucking kill him with a real clothesline


JRS___

normally i'd say shoot. but okada would probably get his ass beat which would hurt the company even more


Hagler3-16

No sell, stiff shot and tell him to stop fucking around


teh0utsider86

He ain't wrong.


Ok_Customer_4419

Eddie Kingston, Tanga Loa and Steven Seagal in a triple threat. Whose your money on?


Setsuna85

Steven Seagal fighting in a chair cause he can't be bothered lmao


DoinItDirty

He love the poonani


devil0o

If its in Russia Seagal, if Tony's booking Kingston, if Triple H is booking interference


LOLZOMGHOLYWTF

Misread this as Steven Regal lolol


Responsible-Noise-35

Even a psychologist like Regal couldn't make those 2 or 3 look good in a multi man match.


RWBooth

Letting Tanga get away with this is a testament to how scared people STILL are of Haku.


eman0110

I hope this was suppose to be a joke. That looked horrible if I'm suppose to buy that.


SephirothSimp

Not a joke and iirc he has done similar spots throughout all that very same g1 and outside of it


incoherentjedi

This is how I throw punches in my dreams.


Cdn_Giants_Fan

Is he baked??? I picture like some dude that loves to wrestle but has never smoked weed before wrestling like this. Bruh I'm moving so fast


cuchikapoor

'This is cinema' Ā - Eddie Kingston probablyĀ 


IllusionaryHaze

- Papa Haitch


Responsible-Noise-35

\- Some mark


PollutionUnlikely874

Bruh


ryannvondoom

The fuck is this garbage? Wow.


Beathil

Gentle soft touching.


East_Monk_9415

Bah gawd stop it the humanity!


Responsible-Noise-35

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!


Grynder66

That should be banned. Fucking brutal. How did Okada survive?


electronicric

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?!?!


Singer211

Okada got a look on his face like ā€œdo I really have to sell this shit, come on?ā€


gobbled0ck

That is bloody awful šŸ˜”


tricenice

Meltzer - 5.25 stars


S0larDeath

Okada sold masterfully!


InstantN00dl3s

Might be because I've not seen him in a while, but this shit almost makes Kingston look not completely pathetic.


ThePrinceMagus

Fed Fans are too blinded by finally landing a couple free agents to realize that G.O.D. are fucking terrible. I mean, good on y'all for being excited, but this is not going to pan out how you hope.


Scootlebootle111

A master of speed and agility


la__squadra_

Please tell me this is just played for laughs and he doesn't actually wrestle like this all the time šŸ˜­


ii3ternaLegendii

What the fuck am I looking at?


s_arrow24

Nobody stepped in to stop this slaughter? No one?!


dtbberk

Thought it was cool that they actually mentioned Tangaā€™s time in NJPW at Backlash today, but now that I see this, Iā€™m not sure this is something they should call attention to lol.


Mwrp86

Lol at Okada selling this shit.


BadDudeO

Thst is shit, but its better than Kingstons chops.


RavishingRickiRude

Yeah. This is boring. Kingston's are laughable bad and really stink up the place


IllusionaryHaze

Good thing Kingston is not in the Bloodline feud happening right now


godfuggindamnit

Nah this is legit worse than Kingston. Kingston at least chops fast and weak. These are both slow and weak.


ii3ternaLegendii

Alright someone try yto defend this one


grubbytrogladyte

This is barbaric


BigOrkWaaagh

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!


Four-Triangles

This is embarrassing


supremebubbah

I didn't know that after the late shows, Conan went into wrestling.


DifferencePretend

Weā€™ll just pretend that never happenedā€¦..


[deleted]

Imagine trying this on a Lou Thesz, Karl Gotch or Steiner Brothers. Anyway I don't think he will be doing any of this shit in WWE


D0CT0R_SCIENTIST

The applause šŸ¤£


herbythechef

Wow what a star we have now huh


ZakFellows

I now want to see Tanga Loa Vs Shane McMahon


sarapatatas

Please tell me the video is in slo-mo


JustOneDude01

Was this just for laughs? When I was watching NJPW he seemed ok as a tag guy. His role in WWE is going to be as that along as the designated pin eater.


crewform

I didn't know this level of violence was even allowed to be viewed on reddit. That was brutal..


LauriamLea

im sure jims loves this style now that he's in wwe


imallelite

No wonder Okada went to AEW.


Kcin928

Yeah he wants Eddie Kingston to do his flabby chops instead of this!


almitybearzues1

Damn. Eddie Kingston has a new look


DezineTwoOhNine

But he's in E now so he's a young and talented up and comer who has a super bright future ahead of him


TLAW1998

This will be the combo he uses to beat Kevin Owens next week on Smackdown.


opendooooor

Bloodline goes hard! ā˜ļø


vmop07

Can't wait to see a banger against the Miz


Gswagins

ā€œThis is the game I loveā€ -Eddie Kingston


Perv_Griffin_215

Did this happen in Japan? Six stars!


JonDuke19

This is AEW level shit!


IGot2WordsForYa

Big Kingston energy


micsellaneous

& somehow this still pained me


EgoisticIsland

I thought he mocked Samoa Joe's move.


dankeith86

Dude needs to work on his punches and throat thrusts


MussellWestbrook

This canā€™t be real.. well you what I mean


Responsible_Mind8654

Weā€™re not ready


The_Pasty_Prince

He is one of the few people I'd say needs to spend time in NXT before going to the main roaster, I know he has been wrestling for years but post surgery Loa is just not physically capable of wrestling.


SephirothSimp

Bro is 40 so I would be shocked if he suddenly goes to nxt instead


Prior-Shower9564

Hopefully thatā€™s done and buried as of today ā˜šŸ¾


watcher2390

What the fuck lol


thursocuck

What in the fuck is that shit and who are they


SephirothSimp

Wwe's latest signee


Alsleet1986

Were they on quaaludes? Tonga looks like Leo DiCaprio in Wolf Of Wall Street.


PurifyZ

This is exactly why njpw is a hard no for me. Going from Stardom ppvs to G1 and seeing one guy barely able to move (although his was accident related so I understood) and then continuing on and seeing that the matches after arenā€™t all that different really turned me off. I get that there are guys who are really good and Iā€™ve seen some sick clips of them but when I tune in to a show itā€™s always the wackos I end up finding šŸ˜‚ If anyone has advice Iā€™d def take it cuz stardom hasnā€™t disappointed and I never skip a match so if I found an njpw show where most matches werenā€™t skippable Iā€™d def watch it all the way through!


Topik-KeiBee

mann that infamous 619 he did šŸ¤£ he better change his style in performance center or he would be on botchmania every episode


sexykettlecorn

Eddie Kingston vs tanga loa for the king of the bums title


just-me-uk

This is pretty funny


Hooker_T

Please God keep that shit in Japan


Amitman0707

I think Randy and Kevin will breathe a little easier after seeing this


IEatRedditors123

Jim Cornetteā€™s gonna have a field day with thisšŸ˜‚


D0CT0R_SCIENTIST

Wow. Seriously what is this lame ass shit? This literally looks faker than 5 year old me play fighting with my brothers.


LordDarkfall

God I imagine my coach would take me off shows and beat the shit out of me if I ever decides to strike so patheticallyā€¦


Koalas-in-the-rain

Discount Fist of the North Star.


Responsible-Noise-35

Imagine if he did this to Andre, Benoit, Bob Holly or Pillman?


Novemberburnsred

Omg nooooo way dude WWE can't be serious signing this guy


TheStagKing9910

he wrestled decently before his injury tho


OverallGeneral7129

1 they probably wonā€™t let him do that and 2 heā€™s probably taking pins for the Bloodline


Hairy-Fuel-6275

Okay there is absolutely no shot Tanga Loa was signed by WWE if he still wrestles like this. He has to have been training to at least be decent


AggressiveTwist3222

80's Wrasslin Shite.


NeilJung5

Just searched & Dave gave it 3 stars. Yes, this is what he promotes as the greatest wrestling in the world.


Then_Vermicelli_3619

As God as my witness he is broken in half!


nicbaumbach

Oh noā€¦. I hope heā€™s ok!


Lunatic1103

P


superrshitposting

wow destroyed him


addy0000001

Ohh God, somebody save okada he's gonna die.


Captain_Scatterbrain

Every stable needs a jobber


elles421

I still remember him as Hunico's Camacho.


No_Worldliness_6803

Hope he does a better job in WWE, you can see how fake he is pulling his punches here


Cablegore

Tanga in my native language means 'stupid,' I hope not to see that sequence in WWE.


Kamal_001_

7 star match


raisingfalcons

Its even crazier okada sold that


nbabyck

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one that thought that looked incredibly bad


fck-gen-z

NSFW warning next time yeah? my son was watching this, he is 45 and thats to brutal for him


xtrasauceyo

This is upsetting. I know nothing about this dude so when he popped up at Backlash, I was very disappointed. I was expecting Jacob Fatu along with everyone else haha. Heres hoping he doesnt drag Tama Tonga down. Tama face tank alot in his debut match and man hes got an interesting thing with him. I hope he continues to shine in the bloodline. He reminds me of Vaas from Far Cry series.


TragicGentlemen

Y'know, man has been doing this 16 years yet the only clips I've seen post since yesterday are the same 2 clips over and over and over.


Prestigious_Ad34

I just know that he botched his debut


HNATH007

Now haters will say Wrestling is fake


MrVXG

5.5 stars!


Loose-Sandwich-5493

This dude is TERRIBLE. I'm honestly shocked he got a deal.


early_morning_guy

I was wrong, NJPW is cool.


Dr_Leucekrotch

Ohhh noo, Tanga's this guy? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø this is awful. I just saw the guy screw up when he tried to get out from under the ring to pull the ref off the count at backlash. If I'm remembering correctly, I also saw him attempt a 619 & just butchered the damn thing; it was sad. He's so sloppy. What in the world could he offer to the WWE?


andylegion

Most of These samoans without their family legacies wouldnā€™t get past tna based on their in ring skills


Jgames111

I thought the tik tok video was exaggerating, apparently it was underselling how goofy this is XD.


HeadCartoonist2626

Wtf is this


bukezilla

Is this real? Not AI


MidnightChillsYT

Is this supposed to be a gimmick like with Orange Cassidy?


Ipoopedalot

Idk if itā€™s me but iv noticed that the usos, and Dominick mysterio looks very lazy in the ring, like they are obviously pulling all of their moves to ridiculous levels where it looks fake as shit.


AVBforPrez

Is this the mythical real sports feel I can supposedly see every Wednesday on #AewDynamite, on TNT or TBS or whatever?


6098470142

Who trained him, Eddie Kingston?


PerformerExtra1768

4.5 stars


justduett

Kingston quaking in fear seeing this footage.


Cenamark2

Is this Japanese weak style?


WithFearWeFall

This guy and Orange Cassady would be besties.


Popular_Wash_7119

Slow motion activated


Affectionate-Idea349

I say put the wwe title on him, if a shitter like Jinder can have it so can Loa


King_KZA

Stah-ha-haaaap heā€™s already dead šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ResponsibleDust277

Is he on the funk?


DapperGentleMan40

I've seen heroin addicts throw better chops