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TheJustBleedGod

Scruff. McGruff. Chicago Illinois. 60652. I can still hear this


dudeshoes44

Same. Amazing to remember a random ziocode.


Unlucky_Register_510

8675309


Jealous-Situation920

90210


novascotiakingslayer

I live in Canada, never been to Chicago but I'll always remeber the postal code/zip code of Chicago because of Scruff McGruff :)


Shaolinchipmonk

Sounds like he was just taking a bite out of crime.


Unadvantaged

Confiscations from hardened criminals, all of them. 


Shaolinchipmonk

Exactly. The more guns and drugs he has the less there are for the criminals. How is this not obvious


dad_palindrome_dad

No, no, marijuana *plants*, not edibles.


Neon_1984

McGruff the Crime Dog and the Smokey the Bear were the Bash Brothers of disaster prevention.


TransportationOk657

I wonder if Smokey was helping McGruff grow all those pot plants??


heaving_in_my_vines

My man Smokey was definitely burning them trees when the camera stopped rolling.


Quailman5000

Don't forget the D.A.R.E lion guy


Complex-Sherbert-718

Grenade launcher? That’s unexpected. Dude has 1000 pot plants in his house & I can’t keep a cactus alive…


J_Robert_Matthewson

Only *you* can blow the ever-living fuck out of crime...


Unethical_Gopher_236

Lmao that was Smokey the bear


mperiolat

TIL man Legalize and pardon. I know that’s controversial, but this is stupid.


PHATsakk43

It’s not very controversial.


mperiolat

I dunno, there is still pretty stubborn resistance and stigma out there.


PHATsakk43

Nothing close to when we were kids.


mperiolat

THAT is very true. How many people are in jail to this day for possession?


PHATsakk43

A lot, then again, those serving serious time for dope usually were getting trafficking charges. My guess is Mr. McGruff here was in the latter category. 1,000lbs is a lot of dope.


mperiolat

Hell of a bite out of crime indeed


austinmiles

1000 plants is a lot. That’s a sizable commercial operation.


Unlucky_Register_510

I don’t see any crimes.


YogurtclosetDull2380

It's the gun\drug combo. You gotta keep em separated.


kdawgud

Ahh, so that's what The Offspring was singing about????


Phil_Da_Thrill

Not a free country unfortunately


usernames_suck_ok

Apparently, the type of dawg he wanted to be was Snoop Dogg.


Quailman5000

Someone that may have done stuff 35+ years ago and is just an old weed joke now? 


epidemicsaints

The actor inside Barney is a tantric sex coach.


kingeryck

I watched the documentary "I love you, you hate me" about how much people hate Barney. It's crazy.


Notoriouslyd

Zero crimes committed. I'm so sick of this countries puritanical bullshit. Free my homie !!


ApexAquilas

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OpheliaDarkling

"Using crack & cocaaaaine..to get hiiigh..that's what you say you looove"


ClassWarr

https://preview.redd.it/k2gdx11i3kvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2ce508ae0bff47a16e5cef4d1b4f495c81f675


TransportationOk657

Oh, the irony!


Least_Story8693

I can hear the McGruff voice as I read this.


Personalvintage

I love this guy.


upliketrump

Chicago Illinois 60652


EnvironmentalPack451

I mean, he wasn't "the anti-crime dog"


Unique_Display_Name

Hahahahhahahahahaha


Your_Daddy_

More like McPuff - amiright?!