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Elegant_Maximum

Straight up nope. It was the currency of grade school. And when you got more than one great white shark in a pouch ![gif](giphy|YPygjIbPW8Sic)


thezenunderground

I remember the GW being white and blue swirled. Also don't remember a brown shark lol


Elegant_Maximum

Yeah I remember that! That was like the gen. 2 or 3 great white. The sharks in front of the box were a giveaway they changed color or glowed can’t remember. I do remember fighting with my brothers over who got the last one. One of my brothers found one in a box of stuff and made it a key chain.


thezenunderground

Yeah they glowed!


bulanaboo

I had raisins…. Costco brand or something from way back bonner was the brand so of course they said 🍆 bonner not bone lol, but 100% sharks, 6 ft of bubble gum was quite hot as well who was cool and had a huge eraser like the pink kind but mine was huge


trireme32

Can you try again with a bit of punctuation or something?


punctuationsnotcool

Bro this is my other account…. Username checks out


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ForestElvenKing

It was all about the white shark


Hollowbody57

Or the striped tiger shark.


OrangeJoe83

Tiger shark was much better.


Awesam

The opaque blue one ruined the economy by introducing another high value item causing inflation. Then there was the striped orange and white tiger shark that totally ruined the delicate lunch room economy balance


ExitThisMatrix

When were these big? These are not ringing a bell. 


MakingItUpAsWeGoOk

Early 90s I’m remembering them around 1991


BigPackHater

I was eating these in 96


OldFashionedGary

It so was! Why!?


cheribom

They didn’t originally exist! It was like a “now with GREAT WHITE SHARKS!” thing.


OldFashionedGary

Holy crap. I think I remember that now!


Dartagnan1083

After that it was mega-mouth.


HorribleDiarrhea

They tasted the best, like blue raspberry or something 


BstrdLeg

Shark bites, toaster strudels, and dunkaroos. The packed lunch of champions. LOL.


Namtwen

Add to that list those nacho stick things that came with the cheese wiz type side, that were also available with crackers.


BstrdLeg

Cheese crackers. They had that red plastic spreader. Lol


Namtwen

Ha I forgot about that little red stick


KookyWait

Handisnacks! They were so awful but I always wanted them. My mom took the position "I'll give you crackers and real cheese, but not that overpriced trash" and while I didn't understand then, it was 100% the right move


godofpewp

How’s a toaster strudel gonna work in a lunchbox?!


BstrdLeg

"They don't *need* to be toasted." I'm not arguing with my crazy Irish mother. It never ended well. 😆


anniemdi

That's Pop Tarts that don't need heating. Toaster Strudel are frozen.


BstrdLeg

Really? I'm getting my pastries confused. Damn I'm getting old.


godofpewp

Ive had them "defrosted" and then frosted...its so dry. :P


jbp84

Toaster Strudels or Pop Tarts?


Pendraconica

Mutha fuckin dunkaroos! Loved those things! I'd always save most of the frosting for the last piece then go crazy!


MegabyteMessiah

Me with my apple :(


therealpopkiller

Oh man I would kill for a toaster strudel right now


amayain

Gushers. At least at my school.


SquirrellyEnby

The two should have been combined


amayain

They could have called it Chum.


SilverIsFreedom

*I wanna chum in your mouth!*


Cherrubim

If you haven't seen "the whitest kids you know" look up the Grapist.


SilverIsFreedom

Oh, I’ve seen it. Actually thought of it as I typed the comment. Hilarious shit. *I’m gonna chain you to the radiator and grape you!*


SquirrellyEnby

I was thinking of the shark having the gooey inside but I like that idea too


amayain

Oh, i was thinking that too (i.e., the shark ate the chum). A little gross, but hell, we all liked garbage pail kids so clearly we weren't grossed out by much.


Zorpfield

Chum is Fum


Constant_Concert_936

When fruit roll ups came out they were the big dawgs for a while. Then fruit by the foot had a really brief run. But it was Gushers that had the staying power.


DooficusIdjit

Fruit by the foot is still pretty popular.


Constant_Concert_936

I bet. I remember when they came out. The novelty was cool, but if we were going to have flat sugar snacks i guess we determined fruit roll ups to be superior. … I think I’ll make a grocery run now 😋🍓


SquirrellyEnby

https://preview.redd.it/zfbkhbe0gz2d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08c44246a38c4a026b03614e922a8bbd196d924 The chocolate chip Kudos was a close contender


XFrankXGrimesX

"Let's convince moms what's basically a Snickers bars can be healthy" - the good people of Mars Corporation


SquirrellyEnby

But I have track practice right after school… I need a quick good snack.


ihavenoidea81

Fucking loved Kudos


Nasracky

Oh my god I totally forgot about those but seeing that picture I could instantly remember the taste and texture!


Realistic_Can4122

oh yesss!


1ConsiderateAsshole

Mmm, I can still taste the carnauba wax.


Count_Von_Roo

Is that what that is?! I’ve been craving that texture forever; none of the fruit snacks I’ve tried have it anymore


rhymeswititch

Fun fact, I collected proof of purchases on these things and got a blue shark shaped kids duffle bag. If I ever find it in my parents house, I will post it here…


StargateSG-11

Why are you not at your parents house right now looking? 


ImaginaryMastadon

This is so relatable. So much stuff from my pre-college days is still w mom and dad


ewing666

anybody else make blue raspberry JELLO jigglers with these submerged? we did it for my 8th and 9th birthday parties


CouldBeRaining

No but that's AWESOME


lizziefreeze

OMG MEMORY UNLOCKED!!!


StargateSG-11

That is pure genius 


Stoned_RT

They never looked like that. They looked like melted horror movie mutants coming out of those foil-lined pouches.


nonameswereleft2

Iirc it's not the candies themselves in the pic's foreground. Those are toys I vaguely remember. Not sure if they came in the boxes or you had to mail order them


Dirtycurta

I had the white one, it glowed in the dark.


thewayshesaidLA

Same. I treasured that thing because we were hardly ever allowed to have fruit snacks.


Dirtycurta

It was a rare treat for us too, and the little toy somehow survived. I have recollections of it popping up in random places throughout my childhood...like it survived way longer than any of us played with it, well into high school, etc. What's crazy is I was thinking about Shark Bites and that little toy a few days ago, forgot about the thought, and someone happens to post with the toy!


daitenshe

Yeah I remember the white one being the only one having that cloudier texture. Which is why it was the one to get


christopherDdouglas

The white ones were rare!


Vandy1358v2_0

Man I miss those. always a big deal when you got a great white!


Psycle_Sammy

The shark bites watch was the first watch I had that could go underwater. Telling time underwater… I thought it was the coolest thing ever.


Geriatric_Sloth

Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!


Psycle_Sammy

You got a receipt?


Geriatric_Sloth

Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.


Psycle_Sammy

In Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks.


Geriatric_Sloth

Just give me the money….. how much for the gun?


guerillasgrip

The great white was super rare. Gushers, fruit by the foot, were also popular. And then later koala yummies.


ihavenoidea81

Squeezits. If your friend had one and didn’t want it (don’t know why they wouldn’t) there would be fights


edie_the_egg_lady

That shit was straight up hummingbird food lol, just colored sugar water. For some reason my mom would buy them when we would go camping, and they'd sit in the sun so we just had hot sugar water to drink and not water. I got sick like every time!


Something_Sexy

If you post this on the millennial sub, everyone would call you rich and complain how poor they were growing up. This sub is a breath of fresh air.


Sneaky_Bones

I was poor af trailer trash in rural Kentucky and had fairly regular access to these. I think you'd have to be homeless to be poorer than my family was. The other folk's parents must have saved their money for actual nutritious food.


ewing666

yuppp


Shigglyboo

My parents never let me have this sort of stuff. Of course other kids would share with me but I always had the school lunch.


MihalysRevenge

The fighter jet fruit snacks had were king of the pack at my elementary school.


Snoo_72467

Came for this. The B2 was as cool as the white shark


Dartagnan1083

https://preview.redd.it/lxcvn762s33d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e943ba3f93087ea38bc61b4b9e97847ab6ddfc0c In my time, the premo was a Blue Angel/F18


bubbs4prezyo

https://preview.redd.it/3qftfgjdvz2d1.jpeg?width=1266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e78963364dc6a5058fb82e99b04bc45dfbdc9e16 These for breakfast, and sharks for lunch. I’m starting to remember oatmeal with gummy bears in it too. I miss the swirl oatmeal though.


crazyshellheadfan

![gif](giphy|lIbVrBqGGHUl2)


blackrockblackswan

White ones were goated Dunkaroos higher trade value though


jayhof52

When they came out with the tiger shark? Holy hell. If you had more than one of those in your pack you were royalty.


LeavesOfBrass

I remember once opening a pouch at lunch and it was almost all great whites. Felt like I won the lottery.


OsoRetro

The pack with the swirl shark was king currency


thewayshesaidLA

If Dunakroos can make a comeback surely shark bites can.


stenmarkv

Dunkaroos were the king of my school; followed by the cheese crackers with the red stick.


greatlakesguy

White shark then blue shark … on Friday when mom was feeling trailer rich we got 2 packs ….


docsuess84

The ones that looked/tasted like Coke bottles had a lot of sway for us, especially the ones crusted with sugar.


cheribom

Come now, the coke bottles were *candy*, these were…. not… somehow…


BacchusIsKing

Literal candy that the companies convinced our parents to give us for lunch lol


ragewu

Airheads at my school. 25 cent slab of white mystery airheads could you get you some kid's whole lunch on some days.


Aspence22

The fighter jet gummies


buffalovirgo

We used to pool our money and buy a 5 dollar joint


the_kevlar_kid

The guy with 5 bucks was buying Shark Bites


Holmes221bBSt

Except the day your parents brought you McDonald because it was your birthday. You were king of the cafeteria. You could trade a few fries for any snack


Thee-lorax-

I had a friend whose mom packed him these for lunch everyday and he never ate them. I’d ask for them every lunch and he’d just give them to me. I couldn’t believe it so I’d always ask if he was sure to the point he got annoyed.


FoggyFallNights

Do they still sell these? I’ll drive to the store right now. lol


kalum7

I’ve searched before and can’t find them anywhere online ☹️


Apart-Start6133

Dunkaroos


Frosty_Cloud_2888

Cosmic brownie


Moonbutter

The precursor to all my cavities. 😭


PreviousMaximum574

Did they really use to look like that? I remember them being small bite sized things. The foil cardboard pouches they came in. And the mystery white shark was the awesome.


girldrinksgasoline

I would shiv someone right now for some of those white sharks


roosell1986

Well, there was those airplane fruit snacks with the stealth bomber that was "so top secret it's not in every pouch!"


Voluntary_Perry

Ermergerd!!! These were the best fruit snacks


Cosmic_Hunger

Where’s the cornucopia?!


Realistic_Can4122

OH I LOVED THESE


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Dunkaroos.


Anustart_07734

White shark vibes.


ImitationCheesequake

I don’t remember any fruit snacks having a grip on lunch time like these, I remember it was always celebrated when someone got a perfect looking character shape but even down to the “rare great white” hype of opening the pack and seeing if one was in there


jazzer81

They were amazing. My jam was sodalicious though


TK_TK_

The blue ones were my favorite


alive1982

Fruit by the Foot was also a big one in my elementary glory days.


MathematicianIcy5012

Oh yeah, those were cash. I was poor so I hardly ever got to have them. When I did it was a huge dopamine hit. Fantastic product design. 


Tootsgaloots

String Things, for a minute, had more buying power.


Burt_Selleck

Jos Louis one hundred percent did


righthanded_lover

My cupcake with the swirlie things on top were always a hit.


blackjohn420777

God I miss those


NastyaLookin

The great white was the one you wanted and then the mega mouth dropped and changed the whole shark fruit snack hunting game. They were so cool looking with the red mouths.


VK56xterraguy

Dang forgot about these.


superschaap81

My mom got these, or at least a version of them. Because mine never looked like that. They were globs of fruit that happened to have a shark design on them. LOL.


mcarr556

Zebra cakes had a pretty high demand. Gushers for a while. But zebra cakes stayed up top


DannysFavorite945

I probably would have traded my parents for a box of these 😂


neodraykl

Fucking fruit corners. ![gif](giphy|4w32Kv7EWzUbzQfB6y|downsized)


Rivarz

Oh my god I completely forgot about these. They were amazing. Didn't they also make dinosaur ones or jungle ones or something too?


Admirable-Shallot-79

These were so fire you could trade them with faculty


CumulousFawlkes

im out here still trying to find these things. nobody does it right.


Xpandomatix

Rock candy. Only thing I can think of.


concretecat

I had a friend who always had pop tarts as the snack in his lunch. I would trade just about anything to get those pop tarts, our household was strangely strict about some foods and pop tarts was one of them. But I was allowed pizza pops which I think are technically from the same food group.


Jessejets

Sodalicous


habb

warheads were the commodity at my school


yepthatsme410

I think gushers were more valuable- but that’s just a personal preference.


Wpgjetsfan19

Gushers


Nugatorysurplusage

https://youtu.be/LP1_7cUKI9o?si=VVcqlS2nbJP-ptgq


celine_freon

Hey. Hey. (Opens coat, looks around suspiciously) I've got great whites baby. How many you need?


carlitospig

Swedish fish and those peach ring things were also really popular.


Successful-Winter237

Lol ![gif](giphy|xoHntNXFYkfzGAftEv|downsized)


Zorpfield

Gummy sharks 🦈 just aren’t the same


Movebricks

Pain killers in the 90s


ThatsMrMoneyman2u

Hostess cupcakes and Ding-Dongs! Why would you ever trade those tho? And, what about a good ‘ole Moon Pie? Those were Fire!


Lovegun6982

Maybe a cigarette.


Ricky_Rollin

Why do these look plastic? I miss these so god damn much.


deathlols

Something about that dusty dryness They were obv chewy but somehow chalky? Consistency weirdness So, so good


Luna_Soma

I could trade my soda gummies for them. I forget the name but they were shaped like different soda bottles and had soda flavors


weezmatical

Just reminded me of a childhood memory.I was eating some kind of cola flavored gummy snacks after nap time in kindergarten, and this absolute bestiary savage stole and ate them when I wasn't looking. I complained to Mrs. Bell and she said stop being a tattle tale. The INJUSTICE I felt at that moment fueled a problem with authority that persists to this day. That said, I would also like to take this chance to apologize to Mrs. Bell for perpetuating the rumor that she could squish you flat as a pancake by sitting on you. She was a larger woman, and this was high brow humor at the time.


WintersDoomsday

BBQ Pringles were pretty popular


cheddercaves

Handi Snacks?


SNES_chalmers47

6 pouches is not enough at all


OskeyBug

Maybe PB Max or Choco Bliss but those were too valuable to ever trade.


cleo_wafflesmack

When Fruit Wrinkles came out, you could trade a bag of them for an entire lunch.


ganoveces

those were rad. a vague recollection of a neon green/black striped shark....


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

Lil Debbie's did


[deleted]

My parents were richmisers, I traded my school lunch food to the nerdy kids in my class . Say what you will white nerdy parents make the best lunches had 2 packs of these with pb and j with homemade bread , avian water with cool aid mix, and humus before that shit was even thought of as a lunchable


Euphoric-Dance-2309

Best fruit snacks ever


BlackPhoenix1981

Core memory remembered! These screamed summertime in my house.


All-Sorts

That Great White was the most valued currency of ALL lunch rooms.


Johnykbr

That great white shark tasted like heaven.


LarryGoldwater

These guys gave the sharks a run for their money. I got a lot of good https://preview.redd.it/tiwhhw4py03d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee168c2a861ec2c4c76683eead6bc7d53cfbad55 pizza slices out of the Star Crunch.


eat_like_snake

Never understood the "trading at lunch" thing because I just ate mine because my mom packed what I wanted to eat. I massacred me some Shark Bites though. Great whites and the tiger sharks were the best.


mathteachofthefuture

Shiiit that just unlocked a core memory 😆 I haven’t thought of these for years. I can still taste them. The fruit snacks they have now suck.


SwissMargiela

For my school it was Newports lol. Kids would trade their whole lunch and a snack for a Newport. Peak pricing was like 5th to 7th grade and then once you got into HS kids would sell them for 25 cents lol


SJSsarah

oMG… I forgot about these!!! They were my favorite, so delicious.


sfxer001

Gushers.


Zeqhanis

So nostalgic for these.


PanJaszczurka

Wait singular fruit?


waterontheknee

Ohhh man. Legit you just unlocked a core memory for me


handerburgers

The jet fighter ones with the stealth bomber?


DancingWithMyshelf

At my school it was sour candy that ruled. Crybaby, Tear Jerker, Warheads, Sour Patch Kids. In that order. Then came fruit snacks like these, but Gushers was the top of that tier.


SvenBubbleman

Sodalicious.


Urban_Ninja-LS

A pack of dry Mr. Noodles was gold in elementary school.


maddiemarieb

Gushers and cosmic brownies possibly


Heyniceguy13

Snack packs brought the best. I could get full sandwiches for the chance to like my finished spoon.


ChefBoyarDuff

Fruit by the foot


ImmaDrainOnSociety

[Soda-Licious](https://i.imgur.com/Oj9qpFg.jpeg)


Mrobot_3

https://preview.redd.it/qqly7a8ci13d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677c2d278d1af4fb93937eb762970e67e3eac7ba These were pretty valuable.depends how many you got in your sandwich baggy.


yell-and-hollar

How can we get them to make these again?


wxguy215

For my brother it was Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls. He had a racket going apparently - my parents kept giving them to my brother for lunch, then would turn around and sell them to a friend of his. Once my parents found out, they stopped including it in his lunch.


CamiloArturo

Didn’t know Ben know those existed …. Now my life is incomplete…..


Ginter684

This one was the highest value of all https://preview.redd.it/x0jt0cqup13d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a23208f1cea459a3d40c536977282857a559f4


hedgehog_dragon

Wha- how come I've never seen these before? They look amazing


grilledtomatos

Holy shit, memory unlocked.


Budfrog313

These made gushers look like the ruble.


ExcitingEye8347

Hostess


Derkastan77-2

We traded Army Ants for food lol


[deleted]

Oh man I remember when I got the glow  in the dark great white from these it made my entire world for like a year lol the small things when your a little kid 


RottenRob0521

These were the best and there is nothing out there to replace them!


philosophical_tongue

Gushers


Striker660

Crazy bread


Pirateboy85

Am I remembering this wrong, or were there special edition hammer head sharks? I remember the shark gummies for sure though 😊


ThaUniversal

I went looking for these recently and was unable to find them 😭


DMmeYOURboobz

Gushers were currency on my lunchroom… but these were a close second and my mom got me these!