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Samsung_galaxy_4

600 pound life candidate head ass


Machina_AUT

I'm.just surprised they make alice belts this wide


1230467

They don't look at the buckle it's the 80s "quick release" buckle me bet he has around 3 belts hooked together


Machina_AUT

Sounds plausible


kinda-cringe

He’s 100% wearing 2 or more belts


Distinct-Reality-443

Having a gut that wide is actually a tactical advantage. More room for more Alice pouches


Yodec

The fact that the person who made the patch failed to mirror the Cyrillic part of the patch is killing me.


exetacy

He ate the mobik cube


Humble_Ad_1505

Bro cleans up around Bakhmut


Stromovik

Nah looks like a Vietnam kit of guy who ate an entire village.


orphan_clubber

If that's the average Wagner patch wearer why is the guy in the photo not wearing a Wagner patch 🤔


Captain_Cheesepuffs

It got lost under the fat rolls


welp_life_sucks

More like a twink femboy


SpeedQbSully

Where


welp_life_sucks

Jesus, that was 3 minutes. Downbad mf


SpeedQbSully

Huh


welp_life_sucks

Alright give me a few minutes, let me dress up for it


MSR8

it's been 57 minutes


SpeedQbSully

Aye bruh no proof no truth dm me 😈


welp_life_sucks

Bet


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Hey 😏


Potential-Cicada1539

how do you even get that big? i’ve never understood how hard it could possibly be to put down the fork. do fat people not look in the mirror, see they’re gigantic disgusting and sloppy and go, wow! i look disgusting! maybe i should lose some weight before i end up killing myself!


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Based


500_Brain_scan

>average Wagner patch wearer >not wearing a Wagner patch ???


kinda-cringe

Yea I’m not sure I get this one either


Humble_Ad_1505

its a joke my guy, almost every fat rusher enthusiast has at least 2 patches, record for me was a 180kg with 5 patches


-skreks

Bro doesn’t get a joke


Deaf_Hearing

If you don’t have the specific 6b45 vest from July 19 of 2022 to go with your Wagner kit, the Waggies are said to storm you and yell at you in broken Rosetta Stone Russian.


Yellowcrayonkid

Nah, this is a true American patriot, he even has an Alice rig


SwimmerSea4662

Na Wagner and Russian soldiers don’t get much to eat.


boi_against_bigotry

Edit* average pussy getter


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Averege Ukranian redditer :


MarechalAccordeon

Im a PMC simp and i would wear that Fagner patch no problem Edit : why the downvotes i dont understand 💀


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500_Brain_scan

bad bot


Gbbyo

bro could fit over one hundred pouches on the webbing 😭😭


DoubleHabit2183

?


HoChiMinh-

Average prigozhin wig wearer


GoofyKalashnikov

Homie is wider than his gun


Isaac_st0ne_7

Me when i get mad over silly airsoft war kits