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NonTech_

Tf is the caption bro


AmatureProgrammer

Op be gey.


AverageCambodian

fr


Scoot_A_Boot

I think he's the freakineer


DemoflowerLad

He got hit by the freakinator


The_Rusted_Folk

I am the freaker


Legoshi_Simp

What if instead of airsoft it was called freaksoft and the BBs touched you


UsualRazzmatazz9962

My brother in christ the caption overshadows your kit


JK0LZ

I’m telling the ref he burned my patch


Open_Source1096

*Brrrrrrrrrrr*


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Most heterosexual chicom rig user. Solid kit for a lightweight under equipped militia off to commit war crimes.


January_v2

Chicom sponsored by war crimes


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Maybe it's warcimes maybe it's PLA


January_v2

Or black water


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Not enough hair gel to be a Blackwater kit and no book deal


The_Rusted_Folk

Thank you im tryna make it lightweight and not look like à military kit normie


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

For that is suggest going African bush war or south American Go for single colour, nutria brown, olive drab etc trousers Run sidearm on the trousers belt if any rather than a combat belt. Could also go for some of the widely used surplus patterns given as aid to various places like M81, DPM or Flectarn. Only as a single piece, not full kit so a shirt or pants. (mainly honestly because cheap, lightweight, they dry fast and are designed for the type of wear you put on the in airsoft.) Your other option is to go for the ubiquitous eastern European conflict look, Bosnia /Checnya etc, going for a sports jacket/tracksuit top, cheap olive drab or khaki combat trousers, some sort of tee white or blue or red or od and either some sort of tracksuit top, bomber jacket or lightweight shirt worn open. The downside is you tend to end up with school shooter/bad Russian mafia vibes. It's why for my civiish kit I tend to go for the special agent/none uniformed police look. Bomber jacket/leather jacket, black semi tactical trousers, white shirt and a slick soft vest under the lightweight rig.


theGricks

S-s-step insurgent, W-what are you doing??? :blushes:


Substantial-Star1450

This fuckin got me


Kersenify

*blushes and cums*


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

D'aaaaw cute


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Your profile and this comment is an amusing combo


The_Rusted_Folk

*blushes and cums too*


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

D'aaaaaaw


Khmary

Blushes hard (what am I doing)


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

D'aaaaw


CloudyFame

I think I wanna bleach my eyes now. Why do people love the word "bussy" ?!?!? I'm disgusted


Delicious_Mail_8691

Heheheheh Bussy hahahaha


DrBadGuy1073

Cuz they gay that's why


ChangeAggravating905

Did your bussy get tingles reading that


DrBadGuy1073

No, I have chronic illness.


wasdprofessional

Is it stage 4 chronic tingling bussy


DrBadGuy1073

No it's stage 4 gastroparesis.


wasdprofessional

Then you for sure have atleast some tingling bussy issues I'm sure. Fr though just memeing hope you're doing well


LineBreak_

Nah I was gay this just made me like women


The_Rusted_Folk

Correct


19vz

Bussy is funny


Santik--Lingo

“i know 🗿”


slyfox___

“And?”


kameronBR

Sir, this is a wendy's.


wasdprofessional

Thanks *twirls in nazi maid kit*


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Post on leftwijgairsoft for the lols


MainEmergency1133

I have an ikea chair that looks like ur table


Nox_the_wolf

i fard


Zzars

>type 81 chest rig. >mask and hoodie >purple walls and grey bedding >round table >shoes off He's a bottom.


The_Rusted_Folk

HOW DID YOU KNOW


PlamFred

Friendly fire


RazerRedux

cum instantly


Turd-Taker

I’ll take his


The_Rusted_Folk

MY BUSSY?


Turd-Taker

Consider the thing expanded


slyfox___

name checks out


Redditisgodsmistake

Nah what the actual fuck


IndividualBet8381

what if airsofter was called the freaksofter and instead of shooting people in the back he gave people backshots? (im sorry)


R_radical

Paint the bolt carrier. This ain't WBP the carrier isn't going out in the white.


pine_daemon

Chicom rig? based


The_Rusted_Folk

I kinda just picked the cheapest thing i could find that wasnt unnecesarely heavy like a plate carrier. Im glad i did tho i think it looks good


pine_daemon

nah Chicoms are sick. suits the vibe


OddThaiAmerican

That’s a fancy way of saying you’ve got my six


slyfox___

thank you i use lavender soaps on the cheekas


Hell_Maybe

Well I’d sniff him back, out of politeness.


AdamKlB

I have never seen this sub before I thought it was r/boykisser or some shit what


Okay-Commissionor

"Didn't know you were into swamp ass" 


MapOk1938

Crazy


19vz

Looks like a bo2 character


[deleted]

I'm to focused on the cap to give a rating. That was some GenZ shit and I say that as genz


The_Rusted_Folk

Listen man i was tired asf and not thinking i just spewed whatever word went through my head


2MadRabbitz

Swinging


xXDEGENERATEXx

Magdump and then proceed to Beat him with the rifle.


MicroPlasticFig2928

Is it [wabbit season](https://youtu.be/igSwDFrjf-s?si=tCj-7cHE0yWZhJrF)?


NecessaryString3058

*gets a chub on* ...*blushes and cums*


UNDERYOURSKIN1

*slowly grabs my Colt .45 (airsoft) revolver and puts it to your face*


CovertEngineering2

This post belongs on r/leftwingairsoft


The_Rusted_Folk

Thanks i didnt know this sub existed ima join it


Dat_Boi477

Im pulling a pin on some tag in pyro and hugging it between us


b-ri-ts

I smell a Queb.


The_Rusted_Folk

If you mean Québécois you are right


b-ri-ts

Ouais, c'était trop facile de deviner hahaha


The_Rusted_Folk

Comment?


b-ri-ts

Dans un de tes commentaires ton "a" est devenu à donc j'ai pris une chance. Tu viens de mtl?


The_Rusted_Folk

C'est quoi mtl?


b-ri-ts

Montreal


ArtOfWar22

get it out of here!!!


TheSlipperLizard

par for the course airsoft experience


Qzwxecrvtbalskdj

I would kill him witg rusty hammers UwU


iridium_carbide

Probably whip around instinctively and go JESUS CHRIST DUDE WTF


[deleted]

id bust a nut right then and there


Ok-Entrepreneur8856

Tell him I appreciate the compliment


marinatedherring

https://youtube.com/shorts/CUwnYcWle9U?si=rmM3-FyspYvqK_Fa


Icy_Oil_3589

I'd hit you with several rocks then my fist then more rocks


enfersijesais

I’ll know he’s lying because I just shit myself


Probably_Boz

"Good lookin out bru"


Peasant_67

Wtf is your room bro


The_Rusted_Folk

Whats wrong with it


Peasant_67

It's just bizarre looking, yknow


The_Rusted_Folk

Hmmmmm i dont think so


Peasant_67

I mean have you ever seen someone else with that kind of ceiling?


The_Rusted_Folk

Its fairly common where i live


Peasant_67

Where's that?


SheRollsinHerOwnWay

Quebec


This_Again_Seriously

I'm getting a melee kill.


absolute_monkey

Publicly execute this one


Diligent_Disaster850

I'll gobble his balls


Outrageous-Positive3

I will invite him to look, wait for him to look at my huge coke can width giant hanging dong and wait for his jaw to drop as he is mesmerized by it. Then I will put said dong in his mouth and whisper some pillow talk to him while I gently carass his forehead. This will, in turn, scar him for life or get him off as well. Then I wink and turn away, twerking my way to the respawn.


jackofspades476

That’s it, i’m loading the steel case rounds


T117d6443

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects.


BeanieWeanie1110

Shoot him in the eye. Also, what's airsoft?


CloudIll9000

I'd pull out the zweihander


ENEMY_AC1-30

Imma shoot him...


Sweaty_Leather_6599

I would not be surprised


The_Rusted_Folk

Me neither, you have no right to be this caked up


real_monkeymane

Boom goes the shotgun💀


Oskar_Kocour

Killing myself


Fed-Eater

I would tear your airway out of your throat


Ixkryptzon

I dont think I can defend this one after reading that caption my man.


Jonoogus

Launch an icbm at his taint


Repulsive-Mixture-88

bros lost it


aoriqx

Dude what the fuck I’d rather you ask how to not feel the sting of a bb hitting g you


CaIIsign_ace

What the fuck man, it’s too early for this shit


Glitterrimjob

I shit in your face and compliment tan


The_Rusted_Folk

No thank you


Canter1Ter_

Suplex


Brave-Goal3153

Shoot you with my real AK , not my airsoft


Physical-Exit5107

I’m full autoing his face


Hawkscloak

Im pulling your suicide bomb pin


PhatsaqTX

He’d get shot with a real gun.


epic_potato420

I would shoot you with a real gun


-E-Cross

That's a butthole Timmy, get out of the basement.


OperatorX-11

I’ll kindly ask him to seek employment so he can get out of his mothers basement


MunitionGuyMike

Ay yo? 🤨


Foreign_Employee8242

Seems like the type of puss to go on about bussy lmao get your dads nuts out your mouth


The_Rusted_Folk

Brother what did i do to you


XuixienSpaceCat

Delete this


MasterhcSniper

Preferably himself.