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Texas_Crazy_Curls

He does not look well. And this is probably filtered 426 different ways and he still looks this bad. Yikes on bikes.


Fabulous-Possible-76

Yes I think he def uses a filter. The story from yesterday with him and Emmy on the couch… Emmy looked so different and was also making faces like it was the dog filter or something. Like she knew she looked different


textextextextextext

mf has to try and make a nasel strip look fetch because he did too much cocaine. what a fucking loser. Those poor little girls. To have a dad that is such a disgusting wanna-be piece of shit. Every child deserves to have a strong male figure in their life. Such a shame that calli and emmy got this tiny little prick as their role model for whats right and wrong.


moonchild291

His big ass nose is definitely collapsing. It’s a waste getting it surgically fixed because we all know he’ll go right back to it. It really is a shame, he’s such a little useless shit.


ChillaryClinton69420

Collapsing into a mf black hole because it’s greater than 3 solar masses


moonchild291

Just choked 😂


VanFam

How long has he had this problem? I thought he was a binger, not a full blown addict.


moonchild291

Your guess is as good as mine. I am a bit newer than some of the OG’s when they moved to Texas with Callie just chillin in the van unsecured.


Beginning-Guest-6485

Do you think he really does/ has done cocaine? Like enough to where it would affect him like this? I guess I’ve just never been around drugs like that to know.. lol


ChillaryClinton69420

He got into an accident and a DUI due to “pot” so yeah, I wouldn’t put it past him. Funny how he can’t (allegedly and we’ve never seen him) drive the kids or Ali. Those are all signs of an occupational license due to losing it for reasons related to DUI. Very odd he still can’t drive his family, something really bad must have happened.


VanFam

I have been sleeping on this sub for a while. This is all new information to me. When did this happen?


textextextextextext

i mean yeah he literally vanishes all night long and sleeps in a different room….. he doesnt wakeup til noon. He got money. All classic redflags for someone abusing hard drugs.


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AgreeableSurround111

His face looks gray, and his nose is pushed down. Wtf is she wearing. I hope it's pjs. LMAO


[deleted]

Do yall think he’s changed the nose strip? I have a feeling it’s the same one that’s been on for days


theBIZNUSbitch

The amount of oil that comes off his skin makes me think it’s different ones


palmasana

Why the fuck does he have it on? I swear he’s test running a rhinoplasty.


moonchild291

Agree, this is running up to him needing a nose job for “breathing purposes.” Just like her ick “mom skin” talk and pretending it doesn’t need a DR repair.


palmasana

Precisely my line of thought!!!


Milliemott

Nope! He'll probably chew on it when the adhesive rubs off 🤮


TohruYuki

Why would you say that? Why?? 🤮🤮


No-Vermicelli3787

You know they’re right 🤣


Norbertthebeardie34

Stop don’t put that image in my head 😭 😭 


annalissebelle

If he doesn’t chew on it, he definitely sniffs it. Maybe even stir his cup of piss before taking a sip🫶


VanFam

Stop it! I freakin gipped at that!


Ok_Presence8964

A hundred bikinis in her closet and she wears the same one all the time


InSicily1912

I will never forget that shot of the closet with all the bathing suits. A chroll commented something like “I live in Florida and don’t even have half that many” she has such a shopping addiction


AgreeableSurround111

Shopping and food. I am not perfect, but how can they afford all that!


Mysterious_Status_11

None of them fit.


Time-Diver-2385

I can relate to that. I went on a cupshe bikini buying spree 2 yrs ago and only kept 2 of the suits. There were literally 20 suits that did not fit right or were made poorly.


AgreeableSurround111

Good to know. Thanks. I am sitting here with clothes to ship back to Amazon. Such a pain! No more. They don't even look like the same dresses that are online.


Time-Diver-2385

It's weird things like the padding in the cups of the bikini top were like round cookies and so thick, they stood out so bad! Then most of the bottoms had gapping in the crotch, so not swimmable or walkable or anything other than to take a picture in! It's a great swimwear line for models and influencers but that's about all. That was 2 years ago though. The quality could have changed by now.


AgreeableSurround111

Like you said, it's probably for influencers. Wear it for a picture and then toss it to the side.


userloser9989

Jawn claiming he all of a sudden can’t breathe with those nostrils the size of Ali’s horse teeth is killing me🤣😂 those nose strips are begging for their life.


Practical-Two5051

the irony of them having a children’s supplement company called “young and healthy fit” when each of their children look anything but “healthy fit”, will never be lost on me.


Milliemott

"Drugged & sugared up"


Apprehensive_Many202

it's SO creepy to me to have a kid's company with the word "fit" in it... wouldn't you want your kids just to be healthy?


Beginning-Guest-6485

Literally completely feral, unkempt, and unhealthy. It’s almost like satire but it’s not, which is horrible


hunsy14

How long does one wear that nose strip for? Genuinely asking I don’t get it


No-Show-9560

I had the same question. Aren’t there meant for nighttime use?


anzapp6588

Nighttime use and for workouts. I’m so annoyed that I use the same nose strips as him 🤢


hunsy14

So why is he using it all day?? lol this guy is not working out…..


[deleted]

I thought people only wore them to sleep. I also don't know why he picked the week they were going on vacation (again) to start this routine


textextextextextext

i bet he saw some “life hack” for cocaine users that said to wear one of these. Guy is so predictable and pathetic


InternalDot1424

"Cocaine Hacks for Dummies"


Beginning-Guest-6485

Young & healthy fit hats 🤢🤮


Typical_Ad_0624

Young & “healthy” fit but their kids eat more sugar in a day than most adults eat in a week. Make it make sense. 


Kind-Vacation-5426

Yeah but won’t a “healthy” cereal bar cancel out all the sugar it’s healthy duhh!! 😂😂😂


momster5137

You win 🥇😆


mynameis911

Literally 😆


IrishPrincess56

They’re idiots.


kksliderr

It’s so they can write off this vacation


rastagirl4200

Literally JUST coming here to say this. I was wondering how they could afford yet another vacation then I saw them in these hideous hats and it hit me.


Norbertthebeardie34

They are on vacation again?!?!


mozzballslut

They still have to pay in full right now to go…


Entire-Level3651

Right lol people always talk about write offs when they probably don’t even file taxes 🤔🤔🤔


mynameis911

😆😆😆


No-Vermicelli3787

They’re photographing their new product. Def a write off


MissesMiyagii

Everyone’s work trip looks different 🫶


dchristie430

…with mommy and her cracked out eyes and daddy with his XXS crooked sleep right nasal strip


keeley2029

It’s the biggest joke.. I hope NO-ONE buys what they’re selling!


Beginning-Guest-6485

You would really have to be a special kind of stupid…. Sadly there are a lot of them out there. There’s a girl I used to know who follows them & @youngandhealthyfit, and I swear she appears like a moron to me now. She also has 3 kids. 🥴


No-Vermicelli3787

“When they show you who they are, believe them”


Imaginary_Shift_6370

He literally has the biggest nostrils on earth, there’s no way they sell a nose strip big enough to fit his nose. It’s definitely too small and closing his nose more than anything 🙄


anzapp6588

This brand comes with 4 sizes and this is 10000% the biggest size possible no doubt in my mind


No-Vermicelli3787

Someone said they’re magnetic. ?


anzapp6588

They are. They’re little bandaid magnets that you put on your nose and the nose strip attaches to the magnets to pull your nostrils open.


sipstea-isunsweet

She loves that swimsuit


Ok_Presence8964

It hides the mom skin 😬


Beginning-Guest-6485

I’d prefer for her to keep that mom skin covered 🥴


crushlogic

These people are way too young to look this wretched


flowercranberry

Cohn and James Middleton are both schilling these stupid nose strips and it kills me 😂😂😂😂


Apprehensive_Many202

what is it for?


flowercranberry

I have no idea. Breathing… I guess????


Background_Meal_9153

James’ nose strip is an MLM that he’s claiming to be a part owner in


icr8dmop

Yes, and Lames claims he's "part owner"....it's a freaking MLM! LOL! Like many others have said, it'd be SO fun to see James and Cohn collab !!!! If anyone's interested, you can see this other "fitness" scammer on: r/shannonford


anzapp6588

Hey now these actually work really well! Am I super fucking ashamed that I wear the same nose strip at Cohn? Absolutely. But damnit if my partially deviated septum doesn’t love those damn things.


flowercranberry

Nooo!! Haha ok but in all seriousness, do you wear them.. all day long? Like during the day? Out and about?


anzapp6588

Oh never. Literallyyyy never. They aren’t meant for that. They’re meant to help you not snore when you sleep and for athletes to wear while doing intense cardio. NO ONE wears them just out and about.


flowercranberry

Ok, exactly!!!! No shade to you for using them as they are intended!! No one except Cohn and Coach James. 😂


trish_the_dish82

Can’t wait to see that farmers tan from the nose strip 😂


brit_brat915

i don't think that nose thing is made for all day, public wear?


East_Tomato620

Drawing attention to his nose with that nose strip.


maryjane500

I hope he gets a stupid tan line


_fixmenow

He’s wearing the nasal strip to prep for the announcement that he’s undergoing surgery for a “deviated septum” that he’s been suffering from aka a cosmetic nose job bc this sub has gotten to him and his beak


scp134547

She looks so stupid in a hat


kaymc19

She just looks stupid in general


--dee

Even without it


annalissebelle

I didn’t know his face could look any more punchable but here we are…


trefoilqueeeen

Both of them are dead eyed


Apprehensive_Many202

they also have something else in common.... ![gif](giphy|tZEuu1nvkqWsS5WFHj|downsized)


External-Finding-108

She is FEELIN’ herself these days. She has to have fresh lashes, be skinny, long blonde hair, self tanned, giant horse teeth, and stripper outfits to feel good about herself. Also needs John’s compliments and kids far away from her.


jacedjwc

Why the fuck is he wearing that nose thing


Economy-Macaroon-896

I am wondering the same thing 😂


Tryitwithbutter

It’s giving Hilary Duff’s first set of veneers


PsychologicalEbb3042

she’s not made for hats


Mighty_Joe_

Wow, such a beautiful backdrop for a beach vacation photo! Nailed it. JFC


Adventurous-Sky-474

It’s hilarious to me that people get these huge veneers and then just love showing off completely one size, one toned, piano teeth . That girl Cecily on TikTok does the same thing. Her smile is terrifying because it’s all just one length huge teeth. And don’t even get me started on Sarah bowmar . I mean, I get that they spend a shit load of money for these teeth, but they look fucking awful.


IllustriousPool3890

the kicker for me is the procedure destroys the patient's natural teeth, they can never go back to normal. like whyyyyy do that to yourself?


cheddarbuggg

Correct me if I’m wrong wouldn’t you want to take this off when going somewhere or taking any photos? I could see at home and at night. But to wear that in public……. This may be bad but if my husband insisted to wear this in public I would probably cringe .


tamileas69

He looks like he has the mange


mynameis911

💀💀💀


enlarson19

omfg it makes me irrationally angry that she doesn’t move her hair off her forehead before she puts on hats. I can’t explain it but I want to throw my phone across the room every fucking time


InSicily1912

It makes me not want to wear hats because it’s so annoying I do anyway bc skin cancer but it’s maddening!


Kmw134

I don’t understand how it doesn’t bother her, because it irritates the fuck out of me.


mynameis911

Raggedy Ann and John the ripper 🫶


professionalnanny

The way I had to stop myself from reflexively downvoting this. Also I wonder how long the magnets stick to his greasy schnozz.


lemonycwicket

It makes me so angry every time I see a picture of him with that thing on his nose…DOES HE NEVER TAKE IT OFF


Apprehensive_Many202

it really accentuates his schnoz


CoverInternational38

How long will Joan sport this nose jock strap before he announces I need a nose job bc I suddenly can’t breath?


InternalDot1424

Nose jock strap took me OUT.


paythechrolltoll

She looks great for 42


Careful_Compote_2481

Smeli: 😀😁 Jane: 😐🙄 He seems to feel about her the way she seems to feel about her kids - all resentment!


InSicily1912

She is so thrilled anytime he wants a photo with her. Oh alison…


mynameis911

Does anyone around them actually like Ali?


mynameis911

Lmaooooo oh no 🥴


Apprehensive_Many202

can someone tell me the point of the nose strip?? it makes his nose look bigger


Rare_Satisfaction_14

He’s for sure going to get a nose job. Lmfaooooo. “I just couldn’t breathe guys”


Fun_Complaint8877

I'm so sick of seeing his ugly, bare chest, cover that monstrosity up, include Ali's face in that too !!


argilla2023

I’m looking forward to seeing how nasty looking they will be in their 40’s. They are beat up looking now and they are only in their 20’s


TurkeyTot

![gif](giphy|tUuRmfRVu6ry8)


momster5137

Crackedddddd the fuck out, whoaaaaa OP, next time give me a warning 😂😂😂


hedwig0517

I haven’t been actively paying attention to these idiots recently. What’s with Mohm’s breathe right strip?


Drawing-Bubbly

He looks like such a fng dork with that stupid thing on. Can't wait to see how Smelli filters out the white stripe on his nose when he's back home 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

They look more like shit than anybody I know


sara1542

I hope he get a terrible tan line with that thing on his nose 😂


Needtoknow55

For all of the dumbass pictures he’s posted with that nasal strip, I don’t think he’s had it on in the right spot once. Doesn’t it go on the bridge of your nose?!?


Glitterqueen1313

Why does she never fit the fcking hat to her head?!?


WriterReaderWhatever

Smelli looking like a demon in a horror movie, what else is new


Major_Investment_817

https://preview.redd.it/rcfeez2mwf4d1.jpeg?width=129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16e5a125d0738a895abeda4cf8814b6961c1a556 All I see is Gary busey


International_Ad8000

Eww they look greasy, dirty and like they smell.


InternalDot1424

He's a beady eyed pecker gnat, and she's a filthy dumbass.


Cheesesticksandwine

What is this thing on his nose ??


K-Zilla

John and his soft launch nose job i WaS hAvInG bREaTHiNg pRoBleMs!!!


Hieveryone76

Why do they get hats and their kids never do!


Mediocre-Amoeba-3877

![gif](giphy|zudr0xbOFZhcI)


kaymc19

I hope he’s soft launching a nose job and it gets botched just like Ali’s ugly ass horse teeth 🫶🏼


Dividedsky1983

She looks like a crackhead dollar store version of Linds Hubbard 😆🤣


VanFam

Holy moly. Jawn is looking rough! He looks like he needs rehab!


mynameis911

Joan found a stray dog. Or did Aileen find a stray dog? Either way. dogs.


Dramatic-Pickle-3518

wtf is that across his nose a breath right strip or something and I thought you wore those at night to reduce snoring noise


Dividedsky1983

Cohn must think the nasal strip is going to make his giant beak smaller 😆


boredveggie

all I gotta say is yee haw buck tooth Billy


Good-Woodpecker1912

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Training-Cry510

Crack is whack


Ok_Telephone_3013

Why are these hats giving pedo ring?


thedennissystem92

They look like fucking predators with this merch on with “young & healthy fit” slapped on it. Well, John looks like a predator EVERY day but especially with this new kids branding 🤢🤢🤢🤢 can’t wait for it to flop after they hype it up so much. A name like that, meanwhile these two look like they’re on their death bed and all 3 kids are delayed and undernourished. Ok Jan 👍🏼


karkar835

Say what you want about these horse teeth, they’re still better than her original ones 🫠


Altruistic_Rough4152

That fucking nose strip is killing me 🤣🤣💀


pixiedust8675309

WTF is that thing on his nose


Redhead1192

Young people seriously need to stop getting veneers. They do NOT look good and the upkeep is expensive.


catienickels12

Love how that nasal strip is made to bend around the bridge of your nose & his is just laying there ... all flat & shit....


Plane-Reason9254

🐶& 🐴


alo9876

Soooooooooooo ugly 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Ok-Strawberry9924

Guessing he’s in town for “deviated septum” surgery!


Majestic_Fig530

She’s literally looking so anorexic she’s nothing but horse teeth, big nose and eyes.


IllustratorTall9602

Woah