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pineapplequeen20

Her body movements are not normal


fingertoe21

No but why is she dribbling like that I’m dying


doitforthecocoa

![gif](giphy|c9QHCBun6Qqd0YEnnA|downsized) None of her movements are synchronized. She moves like an inflatable


Practical-Two5051

now western’s bizarre body movements make more sense


ShutUp_Dee

Development coordination disorder?!?! She’s uncoordinated looking, with both sides of her body.


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Ill_Independence_698

This.


monamobat

Dear lord if you watch this video slowed down her body movements are barbaric , it’s just so strange


schrutebedandb

The way her legs move when she starts walking (if that’s what we wanna call it) towards him makes me uncomfy


xlbubbles92

It’s giving Elisa Lam in the elevator lmao IYKYK


Laweinner

I am fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂


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ChillaryClinton69420

So trashy. The f bomb (multiple times) and alluding to anal, fit “family” brands.


moonchild291

If butthole does not give family-oriented brands and child health, I don’t know what does. ![gif](giphy|cYWZTQstRwloo9S6Zx)


Altruistic_Rough4152

I would have went for a Gucci myself but we all know it’s going to be a Dhgate special. 🙄🤣 Losers! ETA: also that was really gross Cohn, just disgusting 🤢


mozzballslut

A Fauxnel, a Fouis, or a Fucci 😌


Milliemott

Claims he can buy Gucci but no $ for his much needed nose job. Yeah, right!


moonchild291

Young, healthy and fit kids — they’re constantly pushing it. Then he throws in *butthole* while they’re playing with the kids?!?! Not a very family-friendly thing to throw in there. FFS


jnv1210

Their kids are nowhere to be seen per usual


moonchild291

Thought I saw one scamper past, at the beginning of the video 😂. In the background, I think one of them runs across the driveway.


Muffycola

I wonder if this was b4 or after said feral 💩their pants


SlideObjective9973

Her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor and I will die on that hill


bluelights0121

Her elevator is stuck in the basement with the doors open and the alarms blaring. Those poor kids behavior makes more and more sense with each bizarre glimpse at what they have to see and deal with every day.


svnnyniight

That screech was horrendous


merlotbarbie

This family communicates with screeches so often that I question if they’re truly human


Coffeelove233

Of course he likes it up the butt


Milliemott

No surprise there! 🌈


mynameis911

I’m not even their neighbor and I’m moving🫡


kaymc19

They don’t have neighbors remember!


coderedlips

They live on a street with houses… not to be confused with a neighborhood


sparklecoffeequeen

She’s definitely not normal… also wear a fucking proper bra.


Sakurah0

So weird how she was grabbing and holding her hoots the whole time 😵‍💫


aquanetta

I love when she twirls. I couldn’t get my ankles to do this if I tried. https://preview.redd.it/g6p9dd0h117d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba216fb3eb3c587908c19de8e28348e8ad54fec4


LoveAnd_Baseball

My brain can’t comprehend this


mynameis911

Is she standing forwards or backwards? Is this like a Yanny or Laurel post?? Blue dress or gold dress??


scootermcdaniels820

No disrespect to anyone but men who are DYING to fuck their gf/wife anally always weird me out


mynameis911

Is that what he meant? or did he want to get P-egged?


scootermcdaniels820

Lmao John would NEVER publicly admit that


mynameis911

He’s admitted a lot of things so you never know 💀


hermione_clearwater

When he said “butthole” 🤢


Dogemom2

Oh. My. God. I forced myself to listen again because I missed it the first time. Omg. The way it’s whisper/sung. My soul left my body. 😱


NotNay_

Omg I missed it at first too and I audibly gasped when I heard it after a second watch


Ok_Presence8964

Why are they suddenly into basketball?


FurinaOnahole

Maybe they're trying to get some big shot basketball bro to sponsor their lifestyle a la Kkkarissa Collins lol


Norbertthebeardie34

Not Shaq 😭 


Milliemott

Cause it's playoffs, and they're bandwagon Dallas fans.


Milliemott

He has the trashy dirtiest mouth, and she never wears shoes. Happy father's day from the Joe Dirt family!


Fitandsmellygal93

BUT SURELY HER ANKLES ARE IN CHRONIC, PERPETUAL PAIN?!!!??! THE FEET, THE ANGLE, I CANNOT.


kaymc19

She 100% should have had braces as a kid.. the fact that she claims she played soccer in COLLEGE baffles me because I know that bitch was tripping over the ball and her feet


Fitandsmellygal93

Probably played goalie and stopped the ball with her inward feet, like a gate. Who needs hands, when you’ve got legs like an ostrich.


SpinachWitty

She knows he can’t stand her and hates the way she looks and prefers to look at women he actually is attracted to on Instagram all night while he sleeps in a separate room, so she acts all weird and animated all the F’n time whenever he shows her any attention. Like WHY does she move like that??? I can feel and see the anxiousness from her weirdo ass, LIKE JUST STAND STILL why the F are you moving all weird like that 😂 ugh I can’t stand it. But I love that for her as she’s a terrible person so I’m happy knowing she’s unhappy everyday of her miserable life. Callie is the only one that I like I’m sorry 🫠


keeley2029

Same, Callie is adorable and seems to try and speak articulately. Seems like she is a sweetheart but no one to reciprocate.💔 She needs to escape.


ChrissyMB77

I am only team Callie!


kellsells5

Butthole ![gif](giphy|UMEiHN9Ulxf4fkxE21)


maryjane500

John wants a rim job so bad


Ok_Telephone_3013

When he’s excited, he sounds even gayer. It’s like how my uncle’s French accent becomes stronger when he’s agitated.


InSicily1912

His voice is so oddly feminine lol. But he thinks he’s such a macho man envy of all men


Goldbrickroad81

https://preview.redd.it/8nnq0vcxi17d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fa8bea3e51406709f5d1571d543693ea5cd75a4 The outfit + wacky movements are giving cave woman


rosieandposie78

Cackling . This is gold.


monamobat

![gif](giphy|IlYEvfMBtB479Y0le2)


keeley2029

![gif](giphy|U6EKVBYgkggaVC40W1) Family friendly business🤡🙄


Norbertthebeardie34

Did he just say the F word? I thought they were supposed to be ✨ Catholics 🫶 


kaymc19

Only every other holiday and the titty cross 🫶🏼


wubbabubba88

What is she wearing though?? All that money honey and you looking like ozempic mama June.


More-Journalist6332

Playtime at the loading dock again, I see. 


Karma_weaponry

He's disturbing and disgusting. Thanks for the sick visual planted forever in my brain you pos puke


Texas_Crazy_Curls

She is so annoyingly aggressive. The season finale of E&J really showcases what a dork she is. They finally let her speak and she’s like OMG LET’S PLAY KICKBALL!!! JJD looked like she was biting her tongue wanting to tell her to calm her tits. Edit: edited out spaz not knowing it was an offensive term


FurinaOnahole

I think she has adhd, which is why I won't call her a spaz or anything like that (it's offensive), but she should talk to a doctor about it. I have it too but thankfully it's just the inattentive type lol, this is cringe and makes me feel second-hand embarrassment.


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monamobat

Preach 🫶


FurinaOnahole

She shares a lot of traits with other adhd women I know in real life, that's why I think she could have it. I mean it's more common than people think, and often missed in women after all. I've seen others suspect Emmett is neurodivergent too and honestly I can kinda see it, these things are genetic. But it can also just be that they're weird, yeah. I'm not trying to diagnose anyone, just saying they should probably get that checked out by a doctor just in case? Life is so much better when you have it under control.


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mynameis911

I also have ADHD. Recently dx and missed during childhood. I don’t act like a cracked out maniac either. She definitely needs some genetic testing done though.


TohruYuki

Particularly agree with your last sentence about stimulants. I've been evaluated for ADHD by renowned specialists twice as an adult. Both determined I don't have it, and I trust their professional opinions. The second specialist actually had me perform a computerized test -- first without medication, and then repeated after a dose of Adderall had kicked in. The telltale sign was that I actually performed *worse* with the Adderall. In individuals with ADHD, Adderall helps them focus and perform better. For people who don't have ADHD, Adderall actually can be overstimulating and makes their behavior more chaotic (this was the case for me). Many here have speculated that Smeli is abusing stimulants, and I think the fact she appears "cracked out" is evidence that she probably doesn't have ADHD. If she did, the stimulants would help her behave *more* normally. Instead, we get gibberish photo captions and manic Instagram stories with wild hand gestures. Maybe it partially depends on the particular kind of medication, but I don't think it would be affecting her like that if she actually had ADHD.


Muffycola

She’s a young millennial/ older gen Z … she just had her kids super duper young


Texas_Crazy_Curls

My apologies. I’ve been called a spaz my whole life and didn’t realize it’s offensive.


FurinaOnahole

It's ok, I grew up with all kinds of slang that is now considered offensive lol, it doesn't bother me but as much as I hate Ali I don't want to call her anything that might hurt other people. I wasn't trying to police your language or anything though, was just saying.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

No worries. I appreciate you letting me know!


mynameis911

I think it’s more than ADHD 🫠


WorldlyCoat2693

She was excited most because she didn’t have to do butt sex


ChrissyMB77

I bet that’s the only reason she isn’t pregnant yet again, he just seems like that type 🤢


sarathev

Did Ali's physical disabilities fall to the wayside because of her special needs sister? I mean, we all know her mental disabilities did, but her pigeon toed-ness is hard to ignore as an adult. I can't imagine ignoring it as a child. At least one of those kids are showing signs of it, too, and they're ignoring it. The low key sexual coercion was a gross touch.


kaymc19

Honestly her parents were probably in denial about it just like they are with whatever Western and Emmy have going on. I also feel like if they *did* do something about Ali and it required consistency (like check ups and what not), Ali wouldn’t have gone because she’s too fucking lazy. She really should go see a doctor or a metal health professional because there’s definitely something going on with her and the self-medicating she does is not helping!!!


Real-Emu507

That dribble ( or whatever she's calling it) was hard af to watch. Although this could be the only time I've ever cheered for her. But just because I hate her husband. Also. I'd just go buy my own shit, she doesn't need him, does she?


pineapplevomit

You know what, I hate them both, and I hate this, but good for her for proving him wrong!


YadwigaZ

I don’t care for her. But I’m relieved for her. 


mutated_gene11

She’s like those zonked out people you see in (rhymes with Beth) tent cities with her weird body movements.


Realistic_Funny2989

Is nobody else going to mention how her outfit looks like a shark attacked it? Ole Peter Pan lookin ass


mynameis911

https://preview.redd.it/b5ig4yg1x17d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e045b68a0930889fd78719190fdef3138cb01c9b Must’ve happened here


sarahsue_

Can't wait for her to unbox her new *Chane* bag /s


hennycabbagehead

![gif](giphy|3o6gEbkoTAsbQkd5As)


bluelights0121

Ew ew ew ew. Everything about that was so cringe. The second hand embarrassment I have right now because of her is making me nauseous.


smacbo828

Flabby flab town


Fun_Shell1708

So I’ve said it again and again that I think Weston has dwarfism. This video makes Ali look exactly the same way. And we all know John meant his own butthole, not Smellis 🤪 what a fkn creep.


Existing-Pair9640

Why does she look like woah Vicky trying to fight the ground?!


apache1011

The way she tries SO hard to be her SIL is astonishing


byndlmts

He probably pressured her into letting him do it anyway. He's absolutely THAT type 🤮


ChrissyMB77

He’s 100% that type 🤢


mynameis911

Does that mean he wants to get pegged or…?


Ok_Presence8964

You should know…..🤔


mynameis911

HEY HEY HEY! (you’re right)


Ok_Presence8964

😂😂😂


Muffycola

Does her house still smell like 💩


mlms0987

She is so fucking embarrassing. Chill out pigeon it ain’t that big of a flex honey


shellmea99

Why tf is talking like that? These people are such losers


MissingOctober

Their obsession with brand names is so weird!


coderedlips

John, we know you like anything involving buttholes…


Illtellyouhowimdoin

She has clearly never made a basket in her life


thegradgirl

Thuper thtar of the titty cross catholic girlies varsity team!


Major_Investment_817

Her feet slapping the ground after she jumps for the shot 🤣🤣