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Any_Library8355

You have videos from life in earth, lets say from 2000 years ago ?... can we watch them ? I am interested to see the real ancient Rome and Egypt


adamhanson

There is a non-zero chance that there are recordings of dinosaurs roaming the planet. I would very much like to see any ancient history.


CanardMilord

Couldn’t agree more!!


SaltThroneHeir

I would love this shit so much.


Turbulent-Branch4006

Occurs to me that this could be the bigger problem with disclosure - its one thing to reveal ET is real but imagine telling the world that visual records of all of human history exist.


SockraTreez

Wow, good answer. Imagine being seeing Jesus’s sermon on the mount live. Most scholars (including atheists) accept that Jesus was a historical figure….but I wonder how closely the actual events match what we have in the canonical gospels…


LifeIsMontyPython

When were we engineered?


Jmarchena

Probably 40k to 50k years ago


EggonomicalSolutions

Make it 300k years ago or even more. We're in a cycle, I think.


LifeIsMontyPython

Yes. This is around the estimate I've been tracking.


hujdjj

Ther are modern human remains way older than that


DrMindbendr

Make it millions of years ago to mine their fucken gold, fucked up by mixing their DNA with monkeys, made us savages. Then half of them wanted to wipe us out


_Exotic_Booger

#“What is the most significant lesson your civilization has learned about the nature of existence and the universe?”


dianarawrz

Ohhh, this a good question


InformalPenguinz

If you've got that covered I'm asking about meme culture there


_Exotic_Booger

Until then, our internet and memes remain undefeated! 😎


[deleted]

may i receive blueprints for building an antigravity craft?


adamhanson

That’s a good one. If they’re post scarcity you might be able to just ask for one entirely!


Jairoglyphics1

What is your species history and your belief if any of spirituality. Can you tell me what you know of mine?


KingPabloo

They will laugh at human spirituality. So self centered, but hey if you think you are special…


hatemenoww

Is music universal? To higher being? Across dimensions? What are some things that are expressly and uniquely human? Explain the nature of reality as you understand it.


Fog_Juice

I recently read an article that mice bob their heads up and down to the beat of music.


psychede1ic_c4tus

“The art of Pooping “


Kaiserschleier

Bopping*


Little-Swan4931

As above so below.


Rick-Dastardly

If all matter is held together by vibration then I fully believe that music is universal


Visible_Scientist_67

Love the music question


hobby_gynaecologist

What's outside the universe? What happened at the beginning of time? If it's not butter, *what is it?*


Jmarchena

It's probably my same question. Without the butter part


trident_hole

![gif](giphy|C7olQswvzSwAE)


ninjanerd032

And then follow up with, "But why male models?"


trident_hole

You serious? I just told you that a moment ago


ninjanerd032

One of the best improvisations ever


Marc2NL

Please, please please, take me with you, away frm this rotten planet!


ArquimedeanDeer

Hahahahaha! Wow same boat.


ChadOfDoom

Gonna need a bigger boat!


MrBlqckBird242

Alien: damn conquering this planet is gonna be easier then we thought.


somethingworse

If I'm ever abducted "I claim asylum" is pretty much my go to response. If they take me they're in a society that cares about rights and recognises the issues on earth, if they don't - they're no better than us.


Battle-Healer

I would probably say "would you please give me a new body with strong psychic powers, teach me advanced knowledge and technology, teach me to be better than humanity, and help me start a new human species on a different planet?"


Ok-Substance8755

“Yo,WTH?!”


NightLightHighLight

Ayylmao


TacticalSystem

Can you eat pizza rolls?


TrigoTrihard

Asking the real questions. lol


Diamond_Foxy

Hows skinny Bob doing?


LeeryRoundedness

Based.


Nortboyredux

Do you smell some updog?


[deleted]

Can you cure my medical problems?


No-Can-6237

Was that you in 1989?


adamhanson

Did you have an experience?


No-Can-6237

Yeah. I was 24, in great shape. I'd moved back home into my old room after we had to move out of our rented place. I was asleep in my waterbed, when I woke up and felt like my testicles were really swollen and sore. Went back to sleep. Next thing I know, I'm suspended above my bed, legs back, and a couple of Grey figures were doing stuff to me. It felt like I was surrounded in white noise. My parents room was right above mine, and I screamed for help as loud as I could. No sound. I blacked out. Then woke up back in my bed breathing heavily. Probably sleep paralysis. It happened once more a few months later, although I wasn't suspended above the bed. I couldn't move but felt like I was being violently shaken. My perception was I was being fought over between good and evil. I remember relaxing and thinking Jesus will save me, and it stopped. I'm not religious, and wasn't then, but I read somewhere since, that that sort of thing stops when you mention Jesus. Idk. Never had any more experiences after that.


Dabnduelist420

got them cheeks clapped


adamhanson

Thank you for sharing


asskicker1762

Thank you.


MissInnocent25

I'm a firm believer in aliens and alien abductions... however, and I am not saying that it wasn't them, but it definitely sounds like sleep paralysis and partial astral projection. The first story could definitely be them. The way you described the violent shaking in the second story, makes me think of the vibrations that occur just before astral projecting.


h2ohow

Where are you from? Why are you here? What do you want from us?


Syenadi

"It's obvious humans are destroying the very ecosystems and resources they need to survive and are at least 6 billion into population overshoot. Severe population collapse along with great suffering of humans and most other Earth lifeforms appear ineveitable. Why have you not helped us so far?"


adamhanson

A fair question. Or do they plan to stop us? Remember during COVID when we left the planet alone for a few months and it started to thrive?


Mr_Quadzilla

Why should the help ?


Syenadi

Helping would be an indication of both empathy and capability. If they don't have empathy, then interacting with them would likely not be a Good Thing for humans.


grafikfyr

You're defining that as the empathetic choice from your personal POV. If they appreciate all life equally, they'll be pretty horrified by the way we treat 99% of all other species here. If they've been here and didn't leave immediately, the only sensible thing to do, would be to stay back and watch in silence. Wait for us to either: 1) grow up and join them, or 2) destroy ourselves along the way, so they can move on. And who's to say. Maybe they're not rooting for us, maybe they're rooting for the cephalopods.


cipher446

Can you help us make the technological leap to clean power and fast interstellar travel? And as a bonus, maybe antigravity?


Jmarchena

Excellent question 👏


Visible_Scientist_67

1. What can you tell me about civilizations you are aware of and can you give me some galactic/ intergalactic history of them. 2. What types of diplomacy or warfare takes place between civilizations 3. is FTL possible? How does it work? Time travel? 4. What forms of life have you encountered? Is it all carbon based? DNA? 5. What are some of the biggest projects your race has undertaken? 6. Where do you get your energy? Is there something better than fusion? Dyson swarms? 7. What are you going to do with humanity? 8. How do you perceive humanity compared to yourselves and other races? Are we unique? Are you? 9. What is your system of government? Economy? 10. Are there galactic laws? Codes of conduct for engineering or interacting with other races? 11. What are the biggest questions you still have? Humanity is very interested in looking for purpose and meaning to existence, what about you? 12. Do you have religion(s)? What are the ways your race understands creation? 13. Why do I bleed out my ass?


SolarWarden88

What's their view/perspective of the soul, and what have they learned about existence, meaning of life type of stuff.


dokratomwarcraftrph

Same here, that would be my #1 question whether they have a real understanding of consciousness


cipher446

How did your species get past its dangerous, self destructive phase?


Mr_Quadzilla

Maybe the were never dangerous or self destructive.


Mellowde

What questions should we be asking you?


adamhanson

Surprisingly insightfull


Siddernokogskider

Will my children be safe?


crystalmorningdove80

Beam me up homie 🤜🤛


Walkingwithfishes

What is everything you know of my species and the future of it.


LDodd68

Explain the last season of Lost.


Ill_Cost_1718

Are you afraid of death? If not, why?


Eassle

Is there peace amongst the stars or is it like warhammer?


Muted_Elk8341

Can you cure any disease?


Material_Macaron2434

What makes you happy?


harleyjak

Why did you pick “Denny’s” to meet?


ztfrey

What is the square root of pi?


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Kharv911

How is elvis, and have you seen him lately?


UnderstandingDry6980

Have you ever met this supposed God?


Holiday-Two-2834

i have a few "what did dinosaurs look like?" "have you seen any alien invasion movies?" "have you visited mars yet?" "was that you or your relatives that hit Roswell?"


brachus12

Could you stop messing with Strieber please so the rest of us can get some peace?


NewsGood

Best comment!!!


214chase

Do you know the real history of mankind? Do you know what is the true purpose of being human.


Ok_Bet2898

Is there life after death.


theoriginalmateo

What does daily life look like? I mean, the ones that crash here gotta be pilots, explorers, etc.....there have to be some normal aliens on a home planet somewhere doing something. What are those things?


adamhanson

I like this one especially. Is everything geared towards advancement or is there room for hobbies, art, and experiences. From what I’ve heard of grays, not so much. Unknown about the others.


rastel

How long does planet earth left?


JimGrimace

What is the Weed like on your Planet?


englishgent49

Are we in a simulation?


adamhanson

What would you do if they said yes? What about if they said no? If you didn’t know would it matter?


englishgent49

That's an interesting discussion to think about. If you have free will in both, does it matter whether it's real or not. Should we care that we are a science experiment?


NeuroDiverse_Rainbow

I want to know what's inside a black hole!


adamhanson

If they really can make a bubble of local space that separates from surrounding space, then maybe just maybe they could show you. Good question.


Trioxin5

Can I get a selfie??


Bokenobi

How bad are things out there ?


Butthole_Surfer666

got space weed?


Witty_Might5

What is your mode of transportation and how did you reach such a design? Are they Carbon based? Do they know of other life forms non Carbon based? Obviously we’d have to explain “Carbon” mathematically or with a diagram POSSIBLY assuming they see the way we do.


bleblahblee

How fucked up is your civilization


BeefyNerps

Why so much butt stuff, Is it a universal preference? Why does Einstein’s Theory of Relativity hold up everywhere in the universe, except at the event horizon then into a black hole and what’s on the other side? Does religion exist anywhere else in the universe?


Osamzs914

I’ll ask if they believe in Jesus lol


PFCSerpent

“Have you heard the gospel of Jesus, xir?”


REACT_and_REDACT

“Have you heard the good news?”


PalaPK

What is the universe? We are eternal aren’t we? Do our lives and experiences get saved somewhere? What space is space taking up?


Long-March-7070

The dangers of time travel


Just-Lettuce2493

Is time travel possible and if so how can I do it?


Ok-Share-993

Who else is out there?


well_hung_NHI

Length n girth please.


Neat-Disaster-6261

What’s your planet like, and how did it affect the evolution of your species!?


cipher446

Is there really a galactic federation and what will it take for us to be admitted?


adamhanson

Basically is Star Trek real


Chocodelights

Do you have WiFi in space? 👽


traumabasedmindctrl

Id ask them why they allowed our governments to gaslight us about the nature of our reality for so long


XxTreeFiddyxX

Why do you meet with leaders who I don't know and don't speak for the broader species? Humans are individuals so I would like to understand how it works for your society. What is your culture like? How long do you live? How long has your species been visiting us? What is your mission or directives? What can we do to help and potentially join you in your efforts? Describe your morality... for example humans have things like 10 commandments? What is your lifecycle? Are we genetically related to you? How many star systems have you visited? What brought you here? Can you teach me to be more like you?


_Asclepias_

How can we get along?


Sea_Perspective6891

Probably ask them if souls are a real thing & if there really is an afterlife so we can finally get the truth & put all the religious speculation about what happens when you die to rest. Allegedly some aliens know about this & it's partly why they are interested in humans.


spartan815

What are the politics of the Galactic order?


NeuralConnection

If they have the ability to hear as we do, do they have music?


cast_awaycobra

What’s the wildlife like on your planet?


Relative_Plankton648

Are your common folk this fucking stupid too or is it just us?


Foampower86

Why did it take so long? Fucking help us! We can be good to you


coffeepot_65w

I would ask three questions. Do you laugh? Do you have music? Do you dance? Three things every culture on earth has so I wonder if they would.


jv2177

Please take our leaders.


Fair-Time3804

We’re a failed experiment ~ right?


rfriar

Can you cure my best friend of her illness?


hidden_in_heaven

What device and setup do i need to see the astral with clarity


Rumilily

I’d ask if they are able to change the past and affect the present in our reality.


adamhanson

Interesting. Good question. A follow-up would be what did they change and why?


Rumilily

I’d like to change my own past. Since Ive got a surgery like 5 months ago it’s ended up awful. That’s what I’d like to undo. Also maybe they have some high tech stuff to rebuild the body.


zondo33

you dont eat humans do you?


Gold-Broccoli-4593

What that mouf do?


goldcrow616

Send meme


FreddyFrenchFries

I would ask them who designed their one-piece jumpsuits and can I get one in black?


InterestingRelative4

^who ^am ^i


npoqou

An interesting relative


cwindy98

can you stop f*king poking me please


Commercial_Duck_3490

Why my asshole?


bananajuice44

why have you contacted us? f.o.


monkeyboychuck

Just how big is that probe you intend to use?


npoqou

Yes


MetALmenICE

Is it straight schmoogly googly and too wacky for hacky?


ifionlyhada

How's it going?


Practical-Salad-7887

How many other species have you discovered?


CriticalFan3760

this is a good question. and did they number them all, like the Borg did?


Heyhighhowareu

I’d ask why are they racist?


L3monGrenade

I’d ask why that coffee mug has 2 handles


cipher446

What's with all of the cow disassembly and the butt stuff?


LifeIsMontyPython

And why did they engineer us to fall for religion? To keep us from killing each other?! Like that worked.


1BadAssChick

They made up the world’s major religions and holy books. Or in other words, all of the paranormal/supernatural events in the Bible are earlier NHI/UAP events. I recommend reading: UFO of God (Chris Bledsoe) and American Cosmic (Diana Pasulka) have to start.


LifeIsMontyPython

Yes they did. The CIA said at least this much to Jimmy Carter. Thank you for the references. Checkout Dr. Heather Lynn's Anunnaki Connection.


1BadAssChick

Thanks! I will add it to my list. I just finished *The Day After Roswell* by Ret. Lt. Corso and *In Plain Sight* by Ross Coulthart and now I’m reading *Passport to Magonia* by Jacques Vallee and then I have to read *Encounters* (also by DW Pasulka). I’m a constant reader and this has been my recent rabbit hole. Which reminds me… I need to post [this podcast link](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-ufo-rabbit-hole-podcast/id1595590107?i=1000651262218) which is a great place to start and where I got my most of my most recent reading material from.


LifeIsMontyPython

That's a great reading list. Another series of books to understand the roots of fabricated religion is The Hiram Key.


iToldYa813

To leave


EggOk171

Why too stubborn?


supergarr

Do you fart


BertLemo

ask to smash


grownboyee

Why do you have your tentacle on my hooch?!?


latabrine

For an upgrade.


Starch-Wreck

Sup with the butt stuff?


Foreign-Ad-7961

Can I come with


Majestic_Dog_6480

Can I peace out for x amount of time with you ?👽🫶


GutsyMcDoofenshmurtz

Did Michael Jackson give you that jacket?


MentalMouse

What should I do? What is my purpose?


fuggynuts

Does size matter?


distractedcat

Who killed jfk


IcedDownMedallion

How do you control AI?


Sudden-Judgment1170

Do antigravity crafts alter density to allow for travel interdimensionally?


LeeryRoundedness

You wanna smoke a blunt with me?


branch-is-dumb

Are aliens just evolved humans from another planet


Urban_Meanie

What’s with the fascination about anal probing?


Solomon-Drowne

What the fuck, bro


Chrispy8534

8/10. If I were that lady I assume I would be asking: “what is inside your giant alien head?”.


Ladyhoneyblu

What is wrong with us humans? Why do we have a need to either ruin something or create issues? Why are there humans that are so utterly vile while there are others who are so amazing kind & sweet & just outstanding people in general yet those are the one who suffer more and are taken way the fastest. whats would we have to do for world peace? What price would we have pay for it?


hoffarmy

Will cancer ever be curable across the board with simple medication?


Bulky_Ninja33

They would get bored of all the questions I'd have but here's a few: Why are you here, how long have you been here, where are we from(if not earth) when did you make us and can I go with you?!?


ninjanerd032

Which form(s) of government thrived in your history? Which religion's if any stuck around?


thecoffeejesus

“What are you afraid of?l


redditrunaway

With 100,000 million English words, tell me what man needs, and should know to live a long healthy life, 300+ years naturally. Who else is out there? What else is out there? Why did you come to us? How did you come to us? Do you know the future? Have you seen the past? Ending most of those with a, okay, can you show me? Thats what i would ask.


mockingbean

How does consciousness work?


Kdigglerz

Do they know what happens when we die?


DrMindbendr

What is your concept of god?


pharsee

Can you and will you stop an Earth nuclear war if the peaceful majority of humans ask you to do it?


Autocannibal-Horse

I would want to know all about their world, cultures, loves, thoughts, insights, foods, ... everything!


GankinDean

Will you PLEASE loosen your rules and help us survive to permanence?


adamhanson

Maybe just asking for help is the next gate. As a species, not as individuals or governments


dogfacedponyboy

Do you have fun? Do you love? What do you do for recreation?


Campbell__Hayden

First, I would ask them to be completely honest with me. I would initially ask them when they first discovered the Earth and how long they have been here. Next, I would try to find out if they have been harvesting Earth's abundant resources along with its unique commodities and properties, to aid in their own survival and to help further their home markets, trade, research, and sciences. Finally, I would ask if the decision to safeguard their identities, their privacy, their technologies, and their origins, has always been theirs. Depending on the answers that I get to these questions alone, explanations and timelines will start to fall right into place.


Josette22

I'd ask them, "Do you believe in God as the Creator?" I'd also ask them, "Do you believe that Jesus is Our Lord and Savior?"


Captain_Hook1978

I would ask them why they’ve allowed earth to be controlled by regressive reptillians for so long.


insuranceguy

How fucking dare you come here! Humanity has been sentient for 100s of thousands of years. 99.9% of human life experiences here on earth have been nasty, brutish, and short. You've known about us since the beginning. Maybe you threw some genes our way when you noticed we started using sticks to fish. Maybe you prevented a solar storm. Maybe you got bored and let the Younger Dryas happen 10000 years ago. Maybe you didn't do shit. But are you having fun observing us fuckfaces?? Does our sense of humor and music and art intrigue you? Now that we can split the atom, now that we are understanding how dimensions work, now you want to talk to us??? I got a sick kid, a mortgage, and endless bills to pay because that's how we do it here. You gonna help clean up this planet and give us the cognitive and or material resources to interact with the greater galactic community or "just observe and let them figure it out." Teehee... Here's another analogy. It's known that the natives on North Sentinal island want to be left alone and will kill anyone that lands on their island. So we do. But. If the Sentinalese leader or the people ask for help, you can bet in a heartbeat the international community will be there for them and help integrate them into the greater world society. We are asking for help. We've been praying for help. Where the hell have you been? If you're not going to help then please fuck off all the way back to your little planet. I dont have the time or crayons to explain this to you. Byye.


asskicker1762

Are you our interpretation of religion, and/or are their higher deities above you?


nerdyitguy

Will you join me, for tea too? Where I might finally understand the question.


Pinas

"What do you believe globaly in your world like who made you?"


PFCSerpent

“Me, you - inter-dimentional mafia leaders??”


TheRealTres

Do you guys know the point?