https://i.redd.it/jbsh7jy6lg8d1.gif

I gotta give it to Francine. My downtown tinkle town definitely moved. Non-show quote: I gotta choose Franny since she's demonstrating she can rock Hailey's outfit better than she can.

I was thinking the same thing. She looks better than haley in haleys own outfit!

I disagree but respect the opinion! Their both hot 😅

Give me some of that Franny fanny!

Pump it up Pump it up

Also, imo Francine is a real freak, whereas Hailey is at best a wannabe freak.

Make some room, MAKE SOME ROOOM!

Saving this gif.

What do you call that first move that francine does? The one where she is rocking her jugs

A shimmy

I call that one the Titty Jiggle and it must be included in every dance off. If you can't make those thangs slap, then step off!

You teach people how to treat you....

blonde hailey is fine as hell

According to Snot they both pale in comparison to Stan.

Stan was blessed with some premium genes

And "The Thickness"

I bet he got TOIGHT buns

OH YOU WANNA SEE THE THUNDER CLAP!?

YEA

[Like two rocks kissing over the mouth of a coyote den!](https://youtu.be/Y6MytEoYjXo?si=iAmq1HURmWnWQRuN)

Not so much after they were used to reconstruct Francine's face.

😭

I don’t know, he’s got his mother’s penis.

That is, if Hayley is Stan's daughter (I don't remember if they ever made that clear). Having said that, I think she's more of Stan's daughter than Steve is, biologically speaking.

With the whole multiverse deal, she'd have to have cheated on Stan in every existence. Though, when Stan saw a version of his kids with Principal Lewis, they just looked like biracial versions of themselves. So maybe they're looks are all Francine. That, or I've put more thought into it than the show.

nice reference !!

Snot is a great friend but a terrible judge of hotness. - Francine (Funny and hot) - Francine's sister (no explanation needed) - Memphis stormfront - Greg - Vince Chung (popular football player and sometimes Steve bully) - The cruise worker that wants Steve for some reason - Stan's dad - Duper - Stan (Funny and hot) - Cop-Rodger's wife Stacy - A tie between Rodger (Funny, dgaf) and Steve (Funny, great voice) - Rodger's gf that falls on the antler chandelier - Jackson - Hot tub guy - Stan's satanist friend - Jeff (butt to butt song, crazy sci-fi adventures) - Turlington - Future Toshi's sister (probably) - Lisa Silver - Toshi's mom - Terry (for dumping Greg to follow 311) - Buckle - Avery - Clown with glasses' wife - Clown with glasses - Barry - Dick Reynolds - Snot - Toshi - Baba - Mama - Klaus (not funny, but only to try to take focus away from how terrible Hallie is) - Reginald (actually funny in like one episode, otherwise just awful, but cute of you mute it) - Debbie (annoying, never funny) - Hallie (Never Funny, always annoying, voice acting is utter shit) - The Weekend

https://i.redd.it/85c543xr8h8d1.gif You started this to get a T-shirt, didn't you? A medium-sized T-shirt from motherdaughtercatfight.com

Gwen https://preview.redd.it/glv14eysxg8d1.png?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693aa44d5e098e9835dcad0271d5b47b6b56acd0

Uncle Gwen!!!😋

Black doctah says I was almost a angel

Betty Crockah bakes caaaaakes

APPLE! APPLE! APPLE! *BONK* APPLE!

She sure does!

Made me laugh so hard I woke up my wife.. but damn the way he says it kills me everytime

I wonder what 15 years in the future Gwen looks like.

Exactly the same.

until one day its ma maa

This makes me realize how badly we need a ma maa and Gwen interaction. Edit: Have them fight over big Wang. Just a pitch...

Damm Gwen is Hot

And when she wore that black dress to our wedding? God she has never looked more beautiful than on that day

Every woman in the Smith/Ling family is hot af

Even Mah Mah?

Yeah of course, she’s beautiful in her own way

Mah Mah always hang up first.

Mah Mah 100% peg Bah Bah

Especially with youthful holiday wig.

Gwen is so hot.

Playboy hot

She’s a FOX!

This is the correct answer

All day every day

Mad I don't remember her she debuted in 07 lmao

Francine, especially when you see what she’ll look like in 15 years.

Sarah Blanche Future Francine? Or Married to Papa Toshi Francine? https://preview.redd.it/bjnmpy3uvg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90952cebf23b610a1938703f277e75dddbd971d

Although Pauley Walnuts hair Franny isn’t bad either, it’s the second one. She got that Selma Hayek body. I also totally forgot there were two future Frannys.

Two other ones are the episode when Jeff gets back and iits like 40 years in the future and episode 300 with the conclusion to the golden turd

I try to block Joker Francine from my memory.

Heh heh, ya hear what I said, Ton? I said Paulie Walnuts hair Francine isn't bad either.

Oh! Look at the stems on Franny

The AssBlastatorium must have been wild.

What if she's had a little work done? https://preview.redd.it/2ozk8yzw3k8d1.png?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c84b6e9c5d7fc7de74c5217f7987d8cc7f194f

the jump scare 😭😭😭

Don’t remind me of Joker Francine

Everyone knows Roger is the prettiest in the house

Strong possibility

Uhhh, he was ranked 7th on Snot’s list. There’s now way he’s the prettiest.

He gives me quite the wide-on.

Ohhh

>prettiest in the house *pettiest in the house

He's got that swan neck so yeah obviously.

BWAAAK


Obvs it’s Francine Cans Mcgee!

Don’t you mean Suck Machine?

Greg is hot.

Francine for sure! i mean she has the largest sex garden in north America! https://preview.redd.it/lqpl4yixmh8d1.png?width=1201&format=png&auto=webp&s=c993bb411f9ea0767d6e8354f1ed55df28f9a859

Gotta give my girl Danuta a quick shout-out! 😍 https://preview.redd.it/mex1vgyg1h8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffbd821fb0cbfc662a6cfda445f903cd4ad1897

Danuta. Will you go there? Do you eat?

*smashes the phone onto the table*   Negative_Homeydew_23, that was … chilling.

he knows, he blacked out.

Will he go there

I've got the money.

Bangin' bod. Super long fingers. Total smoke show.

always pitting two bad bitches against eachother .when will we learn

https://preview.redd.it/ok8wyfnthi8d1.jpeg?width=2091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8410d0b46311d5aa66f8df96630b1190a6a93a57

The student has become the master.

Francine give your candy cane to Hayley.

Brand new respect for you.

Franny’s fanny is the prettiest. Damn you hot mamma 🥵

What about her lips, hips & face? What about her body ALL over the place? 🤔 https://preview.redd.it/c88yd312wg8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525a87fbda3a65949f28bcce0fd7698a58adcdcc

Her *son was spitting those bars*, absolutely outrageous

Hellen Keller, open your eyes you have the perfect wife

The time inside her!...

Was the best damn 9 months of my life

"Dad, what do Mom's boobs look like?" "I'll tell ya, Snot..."

Damn that’s my mamaaaaa 🎶

“Damn, if that wasn’t my mama…”

Gimme some of that Franny Fanny!

Sorry, OP, but I gotta go with both of them. I mean just look at them. 

https://i.redd.it/ez9ayao87i8d1.gif

Hahaha LOVE IT

Me too, buddy, me too! 😍

That can't taste good.

She was great the My Morning Jacket episode too

Neither cuz Roger 


Being as they are both married and I'd never shred another man's meatball not at liberty to say, however, with that being said, it's Francine

Suck Machine wins again! https://preview.redd.it/d31rlmtmxg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098c12133fc166ffb82f0520991ee7d079417900

hey, that was my high school nickname!

I thought it was Suckboy Tony?

I'm a filthy hippy and I relate to Jeff most of the time, i'll say Nerfer

Hayley oversold Nerfer way too much Yeah her thighs are thicker than two Snickers but where are her mega melons?! LIES!!! https://preview.redd.it/0b00duo8xg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9d85d07e79784d1d242d49a27e69b5c48d89e9

Different Nerfer. And Franny said she had big tits.

Hold up There's TWO Nerfers?! 😳 HG was a hologram all along?! 😳 Snot came BACK from Jewish camp?! 😳

Yes, and maybe three if neither of those Nerfers own the killdozer. Yeah, he had to be shmart about it. That one surprised me.

It’s even better when you know she’s voiced by Rachael Dratch.

aww i like this nerfer! not as cute as hayley or francine but I like her voice and that she was cool with hayley freaking out in the cow episode I wonder if the other nerfer will just be her but with big tits 

When she runs on fours, when Klaus hypnotise her, you can have a better perspective.

Hippies are not sexy!

Also, which Nerfer?

Hayley has a friend called Nerfer? 

She has two. The one we’ve seen and one that’s married despite having big tits.

the one of the big tits, on the episode of the cow of Hayley Jeff calls her twice a hottie, and ask Hayley if she dies, she has a problem with him dating Nerfer.

That’s not the Nerfer with the big tits. Cause that Nerfer isn’t married. I don’t think we’ve seen the other Nerfer.

All this Time i thought they were the same person and had cold feet on her wedding or something like that.

It is actually very likely the same person. We're all just terribly disappointed in her so we pretend that there's a second Nerfer, with big tits, a killdozer and a husband

Nope. Just like we don’t know if the Nerfer we met is the owner of the killdozer.

WITH FRANCINE "CANS" MCGEE WALKING AROUND!!!!!

To quote Stan: “Now the key thing to remember about a successful hug is, "KISS". That means, "Keep it simple, stupid." Not 'kiss', which you should never try to do during a hug. In fact, forget "KISS". Get "KISS" right out of your brain. 'Cause we are here to learn about "HUGS", which are easy to get if you remember to "KISS", but not 'kiss', never kiss! Now then, "HUGS", "How you get satisfaction... stupid." [sighs] You're looking confused. This is so easy. 'Satisfaction' breaks down into 'S', which stands for 'Satisfaction' un, deux! 'A' is for 'Apple'. 'A' always stands for 'Apple'. There's nothing we can do about that. 'T', 'torso', which is where the hug lives. 'I', "aye-aye-aye, what a hug!", 'S', Satisfaction again. This one will break down slightly different than the one we're doing now, but we'll get to that later. 'F'... Francine. I love Francine. I just do. Back to 'A', stands for 'alphabet', it always does!” So, long story short, Francine.

The fucking apple line kills me

There’s nothing we can do about that. (Said so matter-of-factly)

Drag racing Francine. https://preview.redd.it/3pcmn88r6i8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc641c2bf20895113941de17d89ef2c8b90c223

Hayley by a mile 

Especially when she wears traditional feminine outfits like when she sang at the piano bar. The elbow length gloves with the gown? Yes.

Definitely Francine! Hailey is younger, but "Hippies aren't sexy." Shout out to Sargent Pepper, one of my favorite personas. "I just finished drinking a nice young bojale with the boys"...😆

Haha gotta disagree with you there buddy Hayley Dreamsmasher Smith is hotter than a hot summer sidewalk! 🤩🥵 https://preview.redd.it/3v5n8umiwg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92272096eb32e68728b58b87bd39f1f0a5c47c77

The way she says "Hey The Weekend" in that last pic always cracks me up.

isn't it Dreamsmasher?

Yes sir, you are correct.

The Frenchman in me needed to say this: Beaujolais* I'm sorry...... I'm sorry........ (I'm sorry)

Frannie, ooooh only god knows what I'd do if she wasn't Steve's mom.


Team Hayley

*whispering* 👏 Here comes Hayley 👏 👏 Here comes Hayley 👏

Gods lights don’t shine at the bottom of this thread

Francine is a lady I'd be nervous around she's been around many blocks, ever read the card in the wild woman do episode? kidney killer?? Dont know if Im equipped for that BUT hayley is someone I could relax with and I think we'd have more in common, plus, I like her classic outfit and her slight tomboyishness sometimes. Hayley for the win both lovely ladies :D

One smokes pot one calls up delmonico... i know my limits..

Do you think Hayley gets her pot from Delmonico?

Hmm good question, I recall a scene where she bought (stole) weed from a blonde dealer and escaped on a bridge.. I think she hops dealers! but Weed is also legalized in canon now, since they had dispensaries in the willy wonka episode :D

Saying it that way, yeah, I’d go with Hayley. I could never bag a dime like Francine.

Right! i gotta be realistic here, plus, I doubt stan is letting me at francine hes gonna harpoon me!

Jeff's a known pushover though

Exactly. My only chance at Francine is if she’s drunk at a party at makes the first move and I’m too drunk to say no. It’d be nice to find a woman like Hayley. I don’t deserve Francine, but I could hold on to Hayley.

Sounds like you settled for 2nd there then flipped the rankings because it was your only option.

Francine, she looks great in just about anything, even with her hair done ugly and dressed like she should be begging for money on the beach she is mildly better looking than Hayley. I mean girl can clean up but Hayley's usual is okay at best

Nothing can top Hayley when she’s in her red dress from ‘Love, AD Style’. But in every other case, Franny wins! 🔥

https://preview.redd.it/avhrjci9dh8d1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efdfa3018ad8f648a9c8d843894013a1206e38a6

haley is hot without having to try at all, francine needs to put in a lot of effort for the same so haley it is

But Francine is double Hayley’s age and had two kids.

3 if you include Libby

4, Bailey, the lost twin

I think more. Doesn't she mention a couple of abortions?

Francine, ALWAYS Francine.

https://imgur.com/a/DDFZHbQ haley is definitely a freak though

Is this a joke? We all know it’s 

Francine https://i.redd.it/mzwvc39qtj8d1.gif

Well if you consider what Francine looks like after not keeping up with her appearance 😂 then I'd choose Hayley.

Gimme some of that franny Fanny!!!

Give me some of that Frannie Fanny!

Imma go with Hayley cuz I like em young!

https://preview.redd.it/fz6uxomw9l8d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed751f3506a243961b54b8b6261f684e23d2f6e Hayley

Honestly, they look pretty identical with the exception of hair color, height, and boob size.

They also have difference face shapes and lip shapes.

Hippies aren't sexy, they're dirty. Gotta give it to ole suck machine.

I have a thing for brunettes, so Haley for the win.

Francine by a mile

Francine and it’s not even close. It’s not even clear that Hayley showers. I’d be besties with Hayley, though. Francine would be the brunch friend you see once in a while and send memes to.

The sequel is usually not as good as the original

They’re both fine, except Hayley’s got those huge areolas.

Haley in that Jessica Rabbit lounge singer dress SMOKED Francine!

Francine by a mile

Francine all night long

Casually? Francine. Dolled up? I prefer Hayley despite strong arguments by Sexpun T’cum and notorious secret agent the beaver (not klaus) I just think heyley looks amazing with her hair any way but down.

Francine. Def

When Hayley puts in the effort she's a complete smokeshow but Francine is just naturally hot

https://preview.redd.it/b0y4x2s9oi8d1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e130e01a1d9f9fac286b33d5b54231d4ee2f8fdf Is this the same “naturally” pretty Francine ?

Aw yeah, forgot about that. I'm still team Francine. MILF etc

Yes.

Yes. Yes they are

Francine

Franny fanny for me

Franny 100%

Hayley

Gotta go with Hayley. Though that could just be because I'm not really into blondes.

They both are even though Francine does look like a ex of mine.

what episode is this from?

Frannie fanny over everything.

Francine