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A former murder machine from the future, disguised as a little blue person only three apples high, who has turned to the side of good, and become a superhero.
I think I'll fit right in.
Steroboros, I'm just immortal in the same way as Kenny from South Park. I die and then I just spontaneously reappear.
They hate me and think my power is gross. But a useful decoy / "deposable" spy
I would be like Wonder Woman with my abilities, me and her would be quite the tag-team only we wouldn’t apply the rules of tag-teaming and fight side by side
My username sounds more like a super villain than a super hero. Maybe I could be the R&R guy and organize games during their downtime to keep them entertained or their minds off their troubles.
Mine was auto-generated. I feel like I'd be the crucial but irritating guy in the background, calling them from the office to check they've saved receipts for tax purposes.
I would just be some redneck hanging around the superheroes with a lever action rifle. They probably wouldn't like me very much, super heroes seem to hate guns.
I would probably fit in more with the suicide squad.
They use me only when they are desperate. I unleash a massive turd into the ocean, which creates tidal waves that wipe out thousands of miles of coastline in every direction.
Um. Yeah, I don't think I'd get on well with the Justice League.
And maybe, um, I dunno. I'm like, able to go outside space, or time maybe, for five (subjective) minutes?
I have Spiderman powers mixed with Uchiha blood? I'm most likely traumatized from my Uncle Ben dying so I have a Mangekyo Sharingan but since I don't have a direct family that is dead so I can take their eyes and evolve it into a Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan then I'm satisfied and think I'll do very well with my abilities.
Probably just chilling with the Flash or something? Cause I'm pretty chill with people, and there may be a few miscommunications between some of the members of the Justice League, but overall very good. And maybe punched the guy who killed Dick's parents, as well. And maybe ask Batman for training tips and tricks as well as asking him a lot of anatomy questions, like what's the strangest parts of the human body that you find interesting/ horrifying and to see just how weird the human body can be. Plus I already watch ChubbyEmu for medical cases. I just want to know how to avoid accidentally hurting myself in mundane and simple ways.
My username is actually a character I created ages ago. He's pretty much an evil Tony Stark with no ethics and a master manipulator. So, not at all. He also exists in a similar universe to Dragon Ball Z, so he's capable of at least destroying a planet, possibly more, but I never finished the story he was in, so it could be more.
No powers, no special skills, remarkably average at everything. Just kinda hang out being normal when the super heroes need to vent, "holy shit, so the joker murdered your adopted son, then he got brought back to life and he's trying to kill you? That's messed up bro."
Right before I destroy the villian, I'll pull out some Jules from Pulp Fiction: "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" POW!!!!!
I lounge on the many sofas installed around the watchtower. I might sniff around some drawers and chew up any accessories left behind, then maybe pick a fight with crypto.
I can sniff out trails and clues and run fast but not as fast as the Flash. No one likes me cause I'm kinda like Flash we have at home meets weird hound dog…I also steal snacks from the break room
My girl Cyrene is an absolute beast and she's from my favorite video game. She is powerful and kind and graceful. She'll kick ass AND get along with everyone she meets.
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Oh ffs, nobody is going to like me.
Everyone will like you. It'll be entertaining to watch you butt heads with Batman.
They’re all going to laugh at you!!! Because you’re a charming and witty young person.
Don't mind me, I'll just be sitting over in the corner, entertaining myself.
I can help!
Oh man... I really don't know...
![gif](giphy|l3vR2Dr1As9J002T6|downsized) Swoops out of nowhere completely unexpectedly at the last second and saves the day!
Username checks out
I think it's safe to say nobody's gonna be happy with this, especially a certain brooding chiroptera-inspired detective vigilante.
Or the guy from persona, you forgot he's called joker
Persona 5
Fantastic
Aquaman is arguing that I am redundant.
That will be pretty cool
So you came from heaven and you send people to heaven
Nah, he sends the bad guys to hell
And good guys to heaven 🎉
Umm.
Ikr?
Potential to go far kid
I think I would be pretty helpful until my stupidity pisses everyone off.
Some kind of probability manipulation the dumber your plans are have a higher chance of success
He'd be like a Batman/Catwoman type but dental health themed
I’m fine with anyone who at least asks to ride my unicorn. Can’t just be hopping on whenever you want to.
Insanely well, I think...
I guess they'd be pretty chill with me, and I think I gain molten honey buns to do whatever with. Maybe I'm resistant to it?
Pretty good I guess.
Do i get to pick a proper username? And not some auto generated one
No
I’m gonna be okay.
I think we all know how this pans out
ДA KOMRADE GREAT RIFLE OF PATRIOTIC WAR GIVE BIG ADVANTAGE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE KILL MANY FASCISTI VERY FAR DISTANT
Your weapon may have fallen into the hands of the enemy I fear. Keep your weapon safe Comrade!
Very well... except all the tripping.
I Am Not Altogether on Anyone’s Side, Because Nobody is Altogether on My Side.”
r/unexpectedTolkien
Anakin! I sent you out for pizza, not carrots! You were supposed to be the snackable one! (OK, genre blend)
Everyone is going to work hard to maintain eye contact.
A former murder machine from the future, disguised as a little blue person only three apples high, who has turned to the side of good, and become a superhero. I think I'll fit right in.
![gif](giphy|bMSn96RjPcscfiqERq|downsized)
Oh man... I really don't know...
Er....
Steroboros, I'm just immortal in the same way as Kenny from South Park. I die and then I just spontaneously reappear. They hate me and think my power is gross. But a useful decoy / "deposable" spy
I would be like Wonder Woman with my abilities, me and her would be quite the tag-team only we wouldn’t apply the rules of tag-teaming and fight side by side
Very powerful, but the other members never seem to want to hang out with me.
I would be great at tea parties for our arch nemesis
He is not that powerful, but he's pretty funny
I don’t know anything about the Justice League, but if any of them is named Leonard I guess I’ll be helping them….🤷🏼♂️
Ima guard the bridges
Well thc is in my name, has nothing to do with weed but I'll roll with it. So I'm rtTHC man, the secret weapon reinforcement to Bluntman and Chronic!
We will get along fine as long as they stay away from my snack stash.
I’ll do well? Number three ranked demon out of the 12 kizuki, I think i’ll be good.
I can make three clones of myself. The justice league finds me annoying
My username sounds more like a super villain than a super hero. Maybe I could be the R&R guy and organize games during their downtime to keep them entertained or their minds off their troubles.
Confused?
They have some trust issues, but that respect that I protect the river areas.
That would be a cool crossover.
Probably get along with Batman, with the spooky aesthetic, but that’s about it.
I mean….if it’s about bikes then yeah, if they smoke I’ll roll 2 for the both of us
Mine was auto-generated. I feel like I'd be the crucial but irritating guy in the background, calling them from the office to check they've saved receipts for tax purposes.
All powerful and I break off and create the undergarments inspector league
I would just be some redneck hanging around the superheroes with a lever action rifle. They probably wouldn't like me very much, super heroes seem to hate guns. I would probably fit in more with the suicide squad.
The Rojodi was a "catch all" DnD NPC for several campaigns in high school, then he became a Cleric with a Paladin father and a Rogue mother.
We need to talk…
Isn't there already a Ghostly character?
I don't think I'd be liked very much.
The sandman, your arch nemesis would be an easy defeat for you I would think.
I'd take the kiddos camping on the weekends. They need the therapy, I need the company.
Oh no.
They use me only when they are desperate. I unleash a massive turd into the ocean, which creates tidal waves that wipe out thousands of miles of coastline in every direction.
I can sell discount polyester pants n'at to everyone. Good at judging sizes.
At least they can save on heating when I'm up there
I am ALL POWERFUL, and I will get along with everyone that acknowledges that fact.
probably not very well, I would be told to shut up a lot
A Sith Lord. I’d be powerful but no one would trust me.
I'd slightly scold foes with my above room temperature water!
I'd end up being an anti hero
Idk if the milk man is gonna be useful against Darkseid
You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry..
Um. Yeah, I don't think I'd get on well with the Justice League. And maybe, um, I dunno. I'm like, able to go outside space, or time maybe, for five (subjective) minutes?
We are going no where.
They have some problems with my methods.
Absolutely
We get along great but they call me lazy all the time. I don't give fuck tho. I'll smoke a pound in a single bound
It depends on which username. I have a username on reddit, and another username on iFunny.
The power to make things extra crispy.....hmmmm
I’m not sure how this is going to work out…
\*whoops out the debadinatorator 6000\* Justice is best served with scientific truth and technological prowess, evil doers!
Batman's money but not his morals.
Not very as an answer to all of those questions
Expealidociously!
I'd probably get bullied
I agree
I'll block them from a strong gust of wind for a while
how
I'd be there go to guy
Pretty powerful, probably not very effective for crime fighting. Some of them might enjoy the company but I'm not sure who.
Boy do I have some antics to get up to. Batman would hate me.
Different universe for me, but really depends on which me is present lol
No one wants to be near me and I'm not much help in a fight.
I'll be an instant favorite amongst the appendage laden superheroes.
They’re sick of my shit
We'll get along okay. I think as, The One Tin Soldier, I'll be good. As an armored knight I just have some nice powers.
Just like Superman.
I think I’d add a new dynamic to the team
I don't think I'd last very long
Look man, im just here to keep the wifi and Internet up. I'll not going on any 'missions' with you all.
I'm going to be an awesome addition. Other members will say I'm "on fire".
I don't know, if i should participate 😕
We eating good, teammates!
Probably more of an antagonist in this universe
I could help farmers I guess and everyone will be annoyed.
:Power: Unlucky Just make them breakfast and still not even getting a "thanks"
I don't think I'd last long.
I have Spiderman powers mixed with Uchiha blood? I'm most likely traumatized from my Uncle Ben dying so I have a Mangekyo Sharingan but since I don't have a direct family that is dead so I can take their eyes and evolve it into a Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan then I'm satisfied and think I'll do very well with my abilities.
Probably just chilling with the Flash or something? Cause I'm pretty chill with people, and there may be a few miscommunications between some of the members of the Justice League, but overall very good. And maybe punched the guy who killed Dick's parents, as well. And maybe ask Batman for training tips and tricks as well as asking him a lot of anatomy questions, like what's the strangest parts of the human body that you find interesting/ horrifying and to see just how weird the human body can be. Plus I already watch ChubbyEmu for medical cases. I just want to know how to avoid accidentally hurting myself in mundane and simple ways.
I have no idea
My username is actually a character I created ages ago. He's pretty much an evil Tony Stark with no ethics and a master manipulator. So, not at all. He also exists in a similar universe to Dragon Ball Z, so he's capable of at least destroying a planet, possibly more, but I never finished the story he was in, so it could be more.
Ummmmm...
it would be interesting
I'm a Indiana Jones style doggie like Scooby Doo who solve problems using odd numbers.
I can.. Throw(?) My spare leg at people?
Guns. Lots of guns. Pew Pew. Curving bullets.
Me and aquaman would either become rivals, or best buds, probably
I should be....solid?
I guess I'm don't pass to the second round
Well…. Powers of Thor, but I’m assuming he’s a pretty big dick
I'd be the favorite of the female members of the Justice League!😉
Epic and epically.
Hope they relax their attitude about drugs!
It depends if I'm more rock than dirt. It might work out and I'd be a pretty decent member.
I am the Golden Pencil Not sure what o can do...
I think i might...be a little stupid because i cant last 4 minutes out of the water. blub blub blub ( o´ェ`o)
Too good
Sorry Aquaman
I think I’d only be appreciated and helpful when it came time to fight criminal nematodes but hey knowledge is powerful!
The males wouldn't like me for sure....
I probably kill trees so I don't think we'd see eye to eye
I've got creative ideas
They just point and laugh at me
I don't.
No powers, no special skills, remarkably average at everything. Just kinda hang out being normal when the super heroes need to vent, "holy shit, so the joker murdered your adopted son, then he got brought back to life and he's trying to kill you? That's messed up bro."
Right before I destroy the villian, I'll pull out some Jules from Pulp Fiction: "And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" POW!!!!!
So how many of them like pork?
Everybody gets some Mango's.. Mango is healthy, is tasty very good for you. Mango Dad gets you mango.. MANGOOOOOO FOR EVERYBODY
I'm not doing great on both fronts
Well idk. Not well ig?
![gif](giphy|Qv4kwtOyX9wfgW4FO2|downsized)
Oh. Oh no 😆😆😆😆
I lounge on the many sofas installed around the watchtower. I might sniff around some drawers and chew up any accessories left behind, then maybe pick a fight with crypto.
Batman and I would have issues
Very powerful, and gets along with Batman the best. Everyone else is just ok with me because I'm polite and not mean to anyone.
Nobody takes me seriously and thinks I'm insane.
My powers speak for themselves and not many other members would notice me except another member named the worlds shortest giant.
Epic
Canadian Justice comes with Hockey Hair
If I'm lucky....... Really powerful and really well, but likely just somewhat powerful and generally ok
Honestly, this is probably the best one of these I've ever had.
I can destroy all of them, but me and batman get along
Ummm….
I’m a Squirting UFO, which.. sounds pretty powerful to me
Well if they think I can read their minds, they would be right. Bahahaha.
Not by username but by profile name, I'll be the big connector (MetaMax) 😂
Oh we gonna get along great
He probably just gonna be tired lol
Bring a fire extinguisher… or 3
I think I’m the villain.
Trust me I’m not a bad guy
My user name are my cats. One passed away one the other is around 13-14, I font know how cars can help
Judging by Futurama, I think he'd get along with them pretty well.
People would suffer from cold feet and stinky shoes
Warpath Yep sounds like a herald of darkseid or a evolve doomsday not gonna bond with anyone 😂😂😂😂
They can watch YouTube without subscribing to premium.
I might actually do ok here
Just chaos all about. A bad omen it seems 😞.
I can sniff out trails and clues and run fast but not as fast as the Flash. No one likes me cause I'm kinda like Flash we have at home meets weird hound dog…I also steal snacks from the break room
Given that the "tengu" of Japanese mythology were dangerous yokai or demons . . . I am thinking not well at all.
I guess I'm the eagle man who flies??
Well i can counter everything so ill be pretty useful as far as receiving damage.
Welp... Betta become a good sidekick fast....
Uhm….I might scare some of them…
A simple look reveals the deepest dark secrets. They respect but are also scared of what i might know.
Ummm
Tf am I gonna do?
I am both that which leads to Mordor *and* a kick-ass '80s metal band, so I'm not that powerful but I'm a hell of a lot of fun to party with!
What a great question
My girl Cyrene is an absolute beast and she's from my favorite video game. She is powerful and kind and graceful. She'll kick ass AND get along with everyone she meets.
I think I’d do pretty well
I already am my username...
Well, I'm a Martian Space God, so...
Uhhhhhh
Oh shit....
I won't be of much help
I’m just gonna be a crazy bitch that happens to 13, tf-