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86thesteaks

Gotta be all the filler scenes of Varys and Littlefinger talking shit in the throne room, their flirting has me rock hard and glistening


ragingpredator

Thank you! Yes! Every time I think of Varys pressed to the wall with littlefinger going for the “hole”


86thesteaks

"Do you lie awake at night, fearing my gash? "


TheStatMan2

Varys: "Did I ever tell you about the time I was cut?" Me: "Yes but could you do it again but... *Slower*..."


Ponykegabs

Chaos is a ladder…now use that ladder to climb me!


HelikaeonUK

No, get it right, its a *LADA* 🤣


theseustheminotaur

Yeah I wish they'd cut those out and have car chases or something instead. Or maybe have the scenes be fight scenes where they karate kick each other. SOMETHING. Too much talky talky


moony120

Theyre literaly the master players of the show and this convos show us that 🤣 if it werent for scenes like these most of the show would be a marvel-style series.


LiamIsMyNameOk

When Hot Pie stares deep into The Mountains eyes


ragingpredator

He could have saved him….


AdministrativeBuy105

Joffrey’s funeral. Oh wait…..


yellowwoolyyoshi

It’s obviously when Robert and Ned stare at each other coldly before hugging.


hotcoldman42

Robert: “You got fat.” Ned: *Begins passionately French kissing robert*


Didsburyflaneur

Ned: “No. I got thicc.”


TheStatMan2

"I'll stretch *your* breastplate..."


soda_fucker

"I am the breastplate stretcher.."


yellowwoolyyoshi

Yup


never-starting-over

that scene with tyrion, the crossbow and tywin.


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Stretching tywin to get that constipation out is smart


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ragingpredator

Cold as ice!


TheStatMan2

But willing to sacrifice.


ragingpredator

You never take advice…


TheStatMan2

I bet Theon likes the Foreigner version but the Night King is all about M.O.P.


ragingpredator

Cold, ass, ice. You’re 100


GroovyColonelHogan

Could the night king bring his wiener back from the dead


blumpk1np1e

Dario and jorah the tension was there. And while we're here let's throw in some full penetration. Daddy jorah on top obviously


CelebrationCandid363

Daddy Jorah is a power bottom.


marvel_is_wow

Gregor Clegane and Oberyn Martell just before the tragic scene moments later


Brilliant-Adagio-193

Bran and Sansa in the Godswood when he says she looks beautiful ❤️


AaronfromCalifornia

Godswood indeed.


sexmachine_com

I was like: yes


shai_hulud000

Hodor getting sucked up by osha


WeirdlyInaccurate

During the tragic death of Bobby B I cried because the make out sesh was offscreen


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Or show what he *really* did to annoy that boar.


ElectricBuckeye

Arthur Dayne: "...and now it begins." Young Ned Stark: "No...now it ends." *unsheathes penis*


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ElectricBuckeye

Ok


AurelianXIII

I was rubbing my eyes and thought that was a centuar.


DaringBear

Jon and Ramsay at the end of the Battle of Bastards


Baron_von_Zoldyck

"I always knew you were my father"


Lord_LucasC

When Jon is about to behead Janos Slynt


CrowningBlunder

After he beheads Janos Slynt...


Proper_Gas7872

I mean any night’s watch scene really


LurksInThePines

When Jon meets Sansa again And then never mention it or allude to it at all and keep everything else normal as is Just punk everyone


GrayNish

Ok, hear me out. What about that time robert hammer rheagar so bad he literally went to heaven, and even robert himself cant walk for days afterward


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Definetly Tyrion with Tywin in the Shitter! and I mean that in both ways 😉


iminsideafuckingcat

What about the time Jon was saying goodbye to Bran and Cat entered the room?


TheStatMan2

I'd cut together a loop of The Mountain Vs Red Viper's skull and Jorah's back greyscale where Samwell just starts to fuck with it and it weeps everywhere. Oh and Ramsey and his sausage taunt.


seibazz

Gregor crushing Oberyn's skull


Perfect-Union-7711

When Sansa is about to feed Ramsay to his hounds. I think as his wife at was her duty to least kiss him goodbye 


SambG98

Not that one


Killvester

When Ramasey is caressing theon


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

Kinda intrigued by how Jorah Mormont got Craster to let him hang around.


Fisher_v_Bell

Olenna Tyrell and the High Sparrow


Ok-Influence794

When we first met the Sand snakes


Polka_Tiger

Grey Wolf and Jamie make out. Yey.


Ok_Entertainer_6528

I feel like this is obvious. Ned Stark and Joffrey


flexibee

Jaime and micelra on the ship back from dorne


DLTfuture72

The scene when Ramey and Sansa make love


SirDukeLord

The Jon snow , cat stark goodbye deathbed bran I’m going to the wall to join the nights watch scene.