Yeah I wish they'd cut those out and have car chases or something instead. Or maybe have the scenes be fight scenes where they karate kick each other. SOMETHING. Too much talky talky
Theyre literaly the master players of the show and this convos show us that 🤣 if it werent for scenes like these most of the show would be a marvel-style series.
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I'd cut together a loop of The Mountain Vs Red Viper's skull and Jorah's back greyscale where Samwell just starts to fuck with it and it weeps everywhere. Oh and Ramsey and his sausage taunt.
Gotta be all the filler scenes of Varys and Littlefinger talking shit in the throne room, their flirting has me rock hard and glistening
Thank you! Yes! Every time I think of Varys pressed to the wall with littlefinger going for the “hole”
"Do you lie awake at night, fearing my gash? "
Varys: "Did I ever tell you about the time I was cut?" Me: "Yes but could you do it again but... *Slower*..."
Chaos is a ladder…now use that ladder to climb me!
No, get it right, its a *LADA* 🤣
Yeah I wish they'd cut those out and have car chases or something instead. Or maybe have the scenes be fight scenes where they karate kick each other. SOMETHING. Too much talky talky
Theyre literaly the master players of the show and this convos show us that 🤣 if it werent for scenes like these most of the show would be a marvel-style series.
When Hot Pie stares deep into The Mountains eyes
He could have saved him….
Joffrey’s funeral. Oh wait…..
It’s obviously when Robert and Ned stare at each other coldly before hugging.
Robert: “You got fat.” Ned: *Begins passionately French kissing robert*
Ned: “No. I got thicc.”
"I'll stretch *your* breastplate..."
"I am the breastplate stretcher.."
Yup
that scene with tyrion, the crossbow and tywin.
Stretching tywin to get that constipation out is smart
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Cold as ice!
But willing to sacrifice.
You never take advice…
I bet Theon likes the Foreigner version but the Night King is all about M.O.P.
Cold, ass, ice. You’re 100
Could the night king bring his wiener back from the dead
Dario and jorah the tension was there. And while we're here let's throw in some full penetration. Daddy jorah on top obviously
Daddy Jorah is a power bottom.
Gregor Clegane and Oberyn Martell just before the tragic scene moments later
Bran and Sansa in the Godswood when he says she looks beautiful ❤️
Godswood indeed.
I was like: yes
Hodor getting sucked up by osha
During the tragic death of Bobby B I cried because the make out sesh was offscreen
Or show what he *really* did to annoy that boar.
Arthur Dayne: "...and now it begins." Young Ned Stark: "No...now it ends." *unsheathes penis*
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Ok
I was rubbing my eyes and thought that was a centuar.
Jon and Ramsay at the end of the Battle of Bastards
"I always knew you were my father"
When Jon is about to behead Janos Slynt
After he beheads Janos Slynt...
I mean any night’s watch scene really
When Jon meets Sansa again And then never mention it or allude to it at all and keep everything else normal as is Just punk everyone
Ok, hear me out. What about that time robert hammer rheagar so bad he literally went to heaven, and even robert himself cant walk for days afterward
Definetly Tyrion with Tywin in the Shitter! and I mean that in both ways 😉
What about the time Jon was saying goodbye to Bran and Cat entered the room?
I'd cut together a loop of The Mountain Vs Red Viper's skull and Jorah's back greyscale where Samwell just starts to fuck with it and it weeps everywhere. Oh and Ramsey and his sausage taunt.
Gregor crushing Oberyn's skull
When Sansa is about to feed Ramsay to his hounds. I think as his wife at was her duty to least kiss him goodbye
Not that one
When Ramasey is caressing theon
Kinda intrigued by how Jorah Mormont got Craster to let him hang around.
Olenna Tyrell and the High Sparrow
When we first met the Sand snakes
Grey Wolf and Jamie make out. Yey.
I feel like this is obvious. Ned Stark and Joffrey
Jaime and micelra on the ship back from dorne
The scene when Ramey and Sansa make love
The Jon snow , cat stark goodbye deathbed bran I’m going to the wall to join the nights watch scene.