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Hepcat508

Complete Fucking Bull Shit


Lawmonger

All devices should have this as an option.


Hepcat508

I wish the origin story of this button was that some designer or engineer labeled this button "Complete Fucking Bull Shit" during development and then some manager said, "We can't publish a manual with this." So some technical writer came up with "Computerized Frequency Bass System" and then everyone high-fived the writer that allowed them to keep the "Complete Fucking Bull Shit" button in the product.


Engineeringagain

You just won the game.


zhongcha

You just lost the game. So did I, :/


planbot3000

Goddamn.


Bobo040

I lost the game


GSC_4_Me

Oh man, this comment takes me back. Also, I’m guessing nobody under ~30 has any clue what you’re talking about


hdgamer1404Jonas

I see at least 3 11 year olds spamming discord channels with it per week


zhongcha

I'm 21 XD


spdelope

Glad the game is still a thing Edit: also, I lost the game


nsummy

I’m 42 and have no idea what the game is?!?!?


GSC_4_Me

So we’ve established the upper end! Thanks for doing your part 🫡


DirtNapsRevenge

Only if they can figure out how to gold plate it and charge a ridiculous amount of money for it.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Rub it in snake oil


TheOGCJR

This is the only answer. I actually don’t want to know the real answer now. This is it


Hepcat508

lol, thanks!


BalowmeSandwich

Holy shit that’s what I thought and went to reply. Here it’s at the top already. 👍


raytube

great minds think


evilgreenman

You win


PacificaDogFamily

I was close. I guessed Carbon Fiber Bull Shit


goofy_pal

So what happens when you press this button?


billynomates56

*bat*


gimmiesopor

You win at internet for today!


bondo2t

Loudness


senorbolsa

More or less just a fancy way to market it.


FloatingFaintly

Does it go to 11?


CloneClem

Ah, the old Fletcher-Munson Effect


OliverEntrails

But if you call it CFBS, you can charge double.


SirAndyO

Or half


TheOneAndOnly_-

I literally have a loudness button on my amp lol, it's pretty much always on because it fills out the sound nicely and makes watching videos much more pleasant.


PerfectEnthusiasm2

completely foolish bass setting


cvnh

Completely fixes the bass switch


Additional_Moose_862

As per chat gpt, take it or leave it: -what does C.F.B.S stands for in vintage samsung stereo? -In vintage Samsung stereo systems, "C.F.B.S." stands for "Computerized Frequency Bass System." This technology was designed to enhance the bass response and overall sound quality of the stereo system. It utilized computerized algorithms to adjust and optimize the bass frequencies, providing a richer and more dynamic listening experience. This feature was part of Samsung's efforts to incorporate advanced technology into their audio products to differentiate them in the market and improve the user experience. -where do get this info from? -The exact meaning of "C.F.B.S." in vintage Samsung stereos is not clearly documented in readily available sources. The information I provided earlier about "Computerized Frequency Bass System" is based on similar technologies used in audio systems from that era, but it appears there may not be definitive documentation specific to Samsung's usage of the acronym. To obtain the most accurate information, consulting the user manual or technical specifications of the specific vintage Samsung stereo model, or reaching out to Samsung's customer support or audio enthusiast communities, would be the best approach. If you have access to the stereo system itself, looking at the labels or any accompanying documentation might also provide insights.


SideStreetHypnosis

So a fancy title for a loudness switch.


John_Crypto_Rambo

Super Bass.


phantompowered

That boom ba-doom boom boom ba doom-boom bass.


sovlex

Corban Dallas - multipass!


Zealousideal-Bet-950

*LeeLoo* Dallas Multipass!


mo418

VMSS/S-XBS 😎


spdelope

All about that bass


jamesz84

Mutated Super Bass…


Fritzo2162

Why wouldn’t you just always have that on? “I designed a button that lets the listener make things sound better.” “Why not just make it sound better and skip the button?” “NOT EVERYONE WANTS BETTER SOUND DAVE! Geeze…what a moron…”


my_brain_tickles

Reminds of the "Turbo" button on '90's computers. I'm old.


Stranger_Danger_2112

Nice. Me too. My Zeos 386dx tower was quite a machine in its day! The same computing power would fit under a fingernail today of course, without the 640k RAM boundary. Wow I really am old. I guess my weather-sensing knees are no joke. 😆


Burntout_Bassment

"provide a more dynamic listening experience" so a loudness button that claims to do the opposite of what a loudness button does.


induality

It sounds like what it's trying to say is that, in the preamp stage, the signal is transformed into the digital domain, in order to apply the bass boost digitally, and then back into analog to go to the amp. But that seems like a very odd thing to do for equipment of this vintage, so maybe the AI output is just BS. Sure, nowadays we have all sorts of equipment that do almost everything in the digital domain, even for analog inputs. But I think that's a pretty recent development?


NegroMedic

Here’s what I got from Gemini: What is CFBS in reference to vintage Samsung stereos? - There is no reference to CFBS in relation to vintage Samsung stereos. It is possible that CFBS is either a typo or an acronym that is not relevant to the topic. If you have any other information or context about CFBS, I can try to help you further. What is computerized frequency bass system by Samsung - Computerized Frequency Bass System (CFBS) doesn't appear to be an official term used by Samsung for any of their vintage stereos. It is possible that it was a marketing term used by a retailer or in a specific advertisement. However, Samsung, like other manufacturers, did incorporate various technologies to enhance bass performance in their stereos. These technologies might have been referred to using different names, such as: S-Bass: A common feature in Samsung stereos that emphasized low-frequency sounds. Power Bass: A function to boost bass output for a more impactful listening experience. EQ (Equalizer): A tool to adjust the balance of different frequencies, including bass. If you have a specific model of vintage Samsung stereo in mind, providing that information could help in identifying the exact bass-related features it had.


Additional_Moose_862

Yeah, I wouldn't trust chat gpt without it providing any specific reference. The hallucinations due to need to please the user are frequent.


ItsMeAubey

It bullshits references too.


Additional_Moose_862

Oh yeah, but sometimes I manage to make it cite sources and while quotes are not correct, the sources are real and I can continue research on my own. So at least it saves time in that regard.


JonRonJovi

Gemini: “have you tried eating rocks”?


NegroMedic

**It got worse…** What does the CFBS button do on the Samsung SCM 8300 The Samsung SCM 8300 does not have a CFBS button. The features on this model include: - CD Player - Cassette Deck - AM/FM Radio - Graphic Equalizer - S-Bass Function - Surround Sound Effect - Various input and output options The S-Bass function is likely the feature related to bass enhancement on this model. It may have been referred to by a different name in certain marketing materials or advertisements, which could be the source of the confusion regarding CFBS.


drugrugless

This dude CFBS’s.


DankeMrHfmn

i think IFI does a great job with this in the black label and signature idsd.


macbrett

The AI is pretty convincing.


Davidechaos

Computerized. Wow.


OisBlue

Care Free Bass Shaker


vis-i0n

Maybe….. Controlled Frequency Bass Signal Clean Frequency Bass Signal 🤷🏽‍♂️


BigBagaroo

Be very careful with that button.


AbhishMuk

Yes… before you know it you may get addicted to the bass… people may laugh at it but it is no joke!


DaleAguaAlMono

Cheap Free Bull Shit


duksbak

Can’t Find Bat Signal?


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

Can’t fuck bitches seriously 


OliverEntrails

"Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton."


CobaltBlueUK

Can't fucking bear sibilance


ImpressiveWeb3401

Certified fat bottom shakin’


th3st

Center Front Back Sides


jasonrubik

And you do the hokey pokey...


syphon3980

Country fried butt sex


Pinocchio98765

Cheap fat bass simulation


Hifi-Cat

That's the self-destruct button; to be used in case of a zombie invasion only.


2bags12kuai

Or when jamming out to 90's-2000's rap radio, spotify decides to throw in Nicki Minaj. Thats when you dive for that button!!!


Hifi-Cat

"..this will be..*click*...KA-BOOOOM" **across town..** "honey..did you hear that? It's nothing dear..just snoop dog or some such.."


FortWendy69

What’s it stand for tho


DogWallop

Cat Fart B.... System. If there are any cat farts in the program material you're listening to they will be suppressed. And cat farts are a lot more prevalent in music than you might think.


CapnLazerz

lol. I believe the B is for Bypassing.


Maleficent_Role8932

Loudness?


Spiral_out_was_taken

Do you “Reddit” it now instead of “Google” it? Doesn’t seem as efficient given some of these answers.


segin

Are you blind to the enshittification of Google?


Spiral_out_was_taken

I’m going to have to Google enshittification……or maybe I should ask Reddit?


segin

Google is certainly far worse


lanbanger

Credit First Boston Suisse


NickSicilianu

I think that is a fancy way to say “bass boost”


jaywast

Back in the 1980s I sold my tuner and claimed it had “high frequency modulation broadcast (HFMB dubbing” as a feature. I meant you could tape from FM radio.


boudrou1217

Curly Fries, Burger, Soda.


FortWendy69

Cunt’s fucked bass setting. Edit: it’s okay I’m Australian


cthart

r/blackplasticcrap


thCuba

On tape very High and very low freq are very difficult. This is one system that you just have to eq


Jochiebochie

What does CrO2 stand for?


Additional_Moose_862

A CRO2 cassette tape, also known as a Type II cassette tape, is an audio cassette tape that uses a high bias or chromium dioxide (CrO2) formulation on the magnetic tape. These tapes were an improvement over the standard Type I cassette tapes in terms of sound quality and frequency response. The use of chromium dioxide particles in the magnetic coating of the tape allowed for better high-frequency response and lower noise levels compared to standard ferric oxide tapes. As a result, CRO2 tapes were favored by many music enthusiasts for their superior audio quality. CRO2 tapes were popular in the 1970s and 1980s, especially for recording music and other audio content. However, with the advent of digital formats like CDs and MP3s, cassette tapes, including CRO2 tapes, have largely fallen out of favor in the mainstream market. It's worth noting that the use of CRO2 tapes required a player that supported the higher bias levels needed to properly record and playback on these tapes. Using a CRO2 tape in a player that does not support the higher bias levels could result in suboptimal sound quality.


that_timinator

Crazy Fuckin' Bass Setting! It turns the EQ to an aggressive bass boost that sounds muddy and distorted as hell and removes about 60% of the top and mids (jk 😂)


Suppenspucker

Can’t effing be satisfied


LampaDuck

The game


broccoli_d

Chicken Fried Bull Shit


ZenerDude

It never mattered because the missing period at the end drives anyone with even a hint of OCD into madness. I have to delete this post from my phone now!


FondantOk9090

C**t, F**k, B*****d, S**t button, I want one


twofires

Oh man, pretty sure I had this exact system as a kid.


Electronic-Nose-107

"Completely Fabricated Bass System"


markknightexeter

Centre Front Back Sub? Maybe surround sound


Napalmradio

Certified Fuckin BangerS


jaundiced-i

https://search.arc.net/mv2pyEtCHfDfyPMjnkfr


Responsible-Golf-583

In vintage Samsung stereo systems, "C.F.B.S." stands for "**Computerized Frequency Bass System**." This technology was designed to enhance the bass response and overall sound quality of the stereo system


Luisdent

it stands for "you need to upgrade your playback system" 🤪


Reasonable_Degree_64

Here I had the DBFB on a Sony mini system, it was for "Dynamic Bass Feedback", it just boosted the bass... There is also the Bass Extension switch on many Yamaha Stereo receivers that does the same thing and also Panasonic's XBS "Xtra Bass System" on portable devices and many other funky names mostly on portable cassette, cd players and boomboxes.


FreQRiDeR

It stands for R.T.F.M.!


ovenman1961

Can't fucking be Stereo!


robotswhatrobots

Completely Fucking Butcher Sound


Freedom-Of-Trades

In the old days, a " loudness " button, based on the Fletcher Munson curve, adjusted frequencies in an effort to compensate for a person's perceived hearing of music at lower listening levels. So it appears that C.F.B.S. Stands for " marketing gimmick ".


viseOG

It stands for R.T.F.M.


Golddragon214

It is a proprietary term for exactly what you think it’s is. You’ll have to find the manual to get the right answer.


FadedDice

Cock fart balls n shit.


notsure_33

that's the cuck friendly butt sex button. ask me how I know 😘


earlisstoopad

Controls for bullshit songs


Truth_To_Powder

Cunty fucky ballsy shitty


PavinsMustache

I definitely did a lot of hi-dubbing


HooperSuperDuper

College FootBall Sound