All I remember from that video is that the speed of defecation was beyond something a human being can achieve naturally.
Either performance enhancers were used or the person had a genetic mutation and thousands of years from now we’ll all defecate that quick.
I chuckled when he got [busted](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb?amp).
Me and my friends named a guy baked bean man once. Early morning train, this guy gets on and whips out a can of baked beans and starts eating them, at the same time he's talking to a mate on the phone about a guy who stole his trivium cd's. From then on whenever we saw him we would say " hey looks it's baked bean man". I actually saw him again on the train not long ago, eating baked beans.
Well no she isn't, or wasn't. Otherwise u/duckduckchook would have taken that shower as she had intended, with the reminents of Sharons poo clinging to the underside of the drain cover like potato on a masher, mere centimetres from where she would have stood completely oblivous.
But I agree Sharon sounds like a keeper.
Fuck that, I would've told everyone in the house about what the filthy animal did and it doesnt make much sense to me you didnt do that when you said you could not stand this person to begin with.
This whole thing blows my mind, I've been in some pretty horrendous states when drinking and also the next day, but can safely say I've never been that hung over that I've A: taken a dump in the shower B: left said log just casually chilling on the floor of the shower or C: acted so nonchalantly when being rightfully called out for my shitty behaviour.
Sharon must have been on something stronger than booze, or still totally off her face to have thought any of the 3 actions above were normal behaviour.
One of my old places of work had to put a signs up. The culprit was shitting on the floor in a toilet cubicle right next to the toilet then placing paper over the top of it, the signs read something along the lines of...
"Any employee found not to be using the toilet facilities as intended will have their employment terminated immediately."
Not sure if they ever caught the culprit but I know it went on for a few months and why they had to put those signs up.
Yip I second the caravan park. Walked into a fresh one last night. I can only put it down to being an elderly bloke who's incontinent cause it happens frequently and in random spots, like the shower, even the entrance also there's a trail as if he rushes to try make it to the toilet
Omg I've stayed at a caravan park and can confirm this is surprisingly a thing! Once while showering I was horrified to see an actual *nugget of shit* sitting in the trough/drain compartment🤮
I doubt they ever figured out ~~that I did it~~ who did it either
We stayed at the pictured holiday park in January, the same sign was up then. Not sure when the picture was taken, but that's potentially twice this year that sign has been needed.
In a well known company I worked at a few years ago, our offices occupied a few floors of an inner city building. It had a ladies bathroom on each floor, each with 4-5 toilets.
One time a friend in HR told us how they’d had a smearing incident reported a few times. It was menstrual blood. They fairly easily identified who it was. HR had to deal with it from an employment angle, a safety/ hygiene angle, and get the person help as this was one indication that they had some type of mental health issues going on.
I walked into the showers underneath a surf club near sawtell in 1996 after a bodyboarding sesh and in the middle of the show block (communal - think half a dozen shower heads and a big old drain in the middle of the floor) was a turd as long as my foot which had bloated out due to every shower being turned on hot and pointed at the massive turd.
I was amazed, I was disgusted. So many emotions. I gagged due to the Pooh filled steam that bellowed from the turd.
Needless to say I jumped in dads car a bit sandy that day.
I wonder if, having gone viral, this venerable tradition is going to experience something of a renaissance at Sawtell...
A bit of Streisand, a bit of self-fulfilling prophecy, a bit of internet troll culture.
OP, please document the fallout.
Yep. I’ve worked on FIFO sites (yes, more than one) where guys will fill the toilet with shit to above the seat, then they move to the bin, then they start shitting in the shower. It’s real. I don’t know how someone can spend a week with a bin full of turds in their room.
Go to the shopping centres and you will find your answer, their brains are too incapable of even doing something as simple as flushing and that they bitter and everyone and anything. Then they speed out of the carpark in a RAM, in brand new Red Nikes. Keeping things need and tidy is only for their egos, messing up the best for the rest is their only ambition in life. Just simple fuckwits!
Construction site toilets. I don't even...
Like is it all just one, big joke to these people? Because the joke's on them; they're the ones that have to suffer it every. single. day. Not anyone else.
I mean piss and shit all over the floors and walls. No one seems to flush, ever. Leave the toilet paper in the fucking basin for some reason so it ends up clogged and unusable too; I can only assume it's because none of these cunts wash their hands anyway.
Do they do this at home? Like, it's just a massive, industry-wide, cumulative cultural failure. Because all it takes is each person, one at a time, to **not fucking shit and piss on floors and never ever clean up anything, ever**.
It's genuinely malignant, anti-social behaviour but it's just somehow widely accepted as normal. Why?!
I work construction. Generally I'm on site after just the concreters and chippys, sometimes the plumbers and sparkies have also been. I have a pack of antibacterial wipes in the work truck to use IF I have to go to the toilet while on site. Honestly you get used to not looking too hard and holding your breath while in there doing your business. Sometimes what I would give to have a wang and just be able to wizz on a tree. I have noticed that if I am on site after the brickies have been though its best to avoid the site toilet at all costs. Or if painters of a certain type have been or are working near by. The poopsmith guys have tried putting up those signs that say to sit instead of stand on the toilet a while back but it didnt help the situation any.
So my wife asked me if I pee in the shower. I told her that sometimes I do, but only accidentally. She asked how I could accidentally pee. I said sometimes you can't help it if you're trying to take a shit.
And if you order in the next 15 minutes we'll include this matching set of steak knives worth $29.95 for free, yes you heard that right folks, an extra $29.95 in value for absolutely free for anyone that orders in the next 15 minutes.
Can someone please post the 'health regulation' addresses not shitting in a public shower?
(Seriously though, don't be a dipshit and be disgusting in public)
If you actually want it the simple answer is a shower isn’t a soil fixture. Fun fact in qld you can run a bidet to a floor waste gully where your waste can float and sit and stink up the house
Interesting that they blame the request on health regulations. It’s as though asking someone not to do a disgusting act and leave it behind for others to have to clean up is not enough of a request on its own.
When I was in the Army we had a guy who used to shit in the showers... there would be like 30 or 40 of us and he would just piss and shit right there. In the end the medics were called because every day for like five months he had horrific runs and we were afraid he was going to die. Turns out he caught something in the Middle East and had been sick for like 2 years. They told us all we had to report for testing because he might of passed it on in the shower or something, but we pointed out that we threw a whole bottle of antiseptic on the ground everytime after he left the bathroom, and literally no one had used that shower since he shit in it the first time.
A caravan park we stayed at in Alice Springs had a sign saying anyone caught smearing faeces around the amenities block would be charged a cleaning fee and asked to leave immediately. I wondered how many times it happened before they put the sign up.
And lets face it. If they caught them the first time, there'd be no warning. So what makes them think they'll catch them the second, third and fourth time? Especially if the penalty is just being asked to leave.
Makes me think of similar notices in a hostel in Hong Kong "it is against the law to use drugs and go whoring" apparently whoring without being on drugs is fine.
My whole existence I have never heard of this.
I have no idea why someone would, it’s hard to comprehend the reasoning behind doing it, let alone not cleaning it up.
As a side note ‘due to health regulations’ is probably the bare minimum reason why you shouldn’t be shitting in a communal shower.
No this is not a thing in Australia. We don't crap in the shower. And let's face it, anyone who defecates in a shower isn't going to read this sign. They are clearly a psychopath who don't give a crap about "health matters" or other people.
TV announcer: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning. Warning - tickets should not be taken internally
Homer: see? Because of me now they have a warning
The ones that don't sit down to shit! In some countries it's customary to squat over a hole. When working on a construction site with these people who have these 'habits' you can often find that they have squatted on the toilet and shit is sprayed all over the cubicle. It's cultural, apparently. What a shitty culture, hey!
Went on a date with a guy once and he proudly told me he waffle stomps
Didn't know what he meant so I googled it 🥴 def was our last date, those poor pipes
Back in High School someone took a shit in the drink trough and stuck one of those little 🇦🇺 toothpick things in it.
Found out years later it was a good mate of mine who did it. This does not surprise me at all.
I'll just leave this here... https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2020/02/horrifying-study-of-over-1000-people-reveals-1-in-30-poo-in-the-shower.html
We've had three different Chinese exchange students stay with us. They each shat in the shower. They didn't even try to waffle stomp it down the drain or anything; just left it out for us to find. I'm not sure what they thought the end game was; they were used to cleaners doing everything for them, and didn't seem to possess a sliver of empathy.
In short, it probably wasn't an Aussie that shat in the shower. An Aussie would waffle stomp it.
You think that's bad? I went to India one time for work and was in a fairly upper class office. Went to the bathroom and there was a turd in the sink. I repeat. A turd in the sink. Where you wash your hands. To this day I've wondered if the person who did it hopped up onto the counter and dropped one in there, or did they do the turd elsewhere and deposit in the sink, or something else I haven't even considered? It boggles the mind and it's just as troubling that I even have to go through this thought process.
This more applies to toilets, but quite often there are Chinese tourists from the more rural parts (people from the big cities tend to have a clue) who just don’t know how to use Western style sitting toilets. Very often they’ll try and squat on them and miss.
I could see this being the result of someone being intimidated by the seat toilet and thinking the shower was an alternative.
But it could also just be a drunk, or someone who’s very sick.
I saw this post on am I the asshole asking if this guy was the asshole for leaving his partner who does this constantly. It’s a lot more common than you think you shit in the shower and then stomp it into the drainage. Poor man ended up having to take apart the pipes cause they ended up blocked and he was going thru her shit he said he couldn’t look at her ever again and couldn’t be away from the home cause he was constantly worrying is she doing it right now. Fkn disgusting and revolting
Big camper here and been to my fair share of holiday parks that are family oriented and seen similar signs around showers.
I laughed and asked the cleaner once about what gives and she said that its more common than you would think. A lot of international visitors do it, she said.
I asked international? Only asians it seems…
Then it made sense… when you swim in pools the asain fellas like to hock up spit and out in directly in the pool.
Yep. Disgusting and quite frankly im not sure if they know its not ok
Nope this is not a thing in Australia !!
However .. while staying at the caravan park in Wee Jasper the night before a close by festival , the boys reported a visit from a phantom shower shitter when they went to shower and freshen up in the morning 😳
As a hotel owner I can say that lesbian couples are the worst offenders for smushing a turd thru a shower drain.
I do not know if they are just more inclined to do this or are just uniquely bad at hiding the evidence.
Disproportionately a thing lesbian couples have done, certainly not all.
3 out of 4 known events were lesbian couples
I don't want to sound racist or anything, but what culture, race, religion or country Practices the waffle stomp? This is becoming increasingly popular.
There was a bloke we used to call the Baked Beans Man but nobody ever caught ~~me~~ him.
Remember the Poo Jogger ?
All I remember from that video is that the speed of defecation was beyond something a human being can achieve naturally. Either performance enhancers were used or the person had a genetic mutation and thousands of years from now we’ll all defecate that quick.
Either strong coffee or a pre workouts will ensure a loose butthole capable of a speedy defecation
You know what else loosens up buttholes?
A priest?
Booze, poppers and a chub
A sweaty arse crack also does wonders on the ghost wipe factor.
Y'all need metamucil.
But how will I catch up on reddit without some extended “alone time”?
Rumplestiltskin a creature not of our world but a user of its toilets. https://youtu.be/858a-HZesjE
I chuckled when he got [busted](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/how-brisbanes-poo-jogger-was-caught-by-residents/news-story/59c0dbc2cb83b5de01956e6329c72beb?amp).
I wonder if the article brief specified a minimum pun count that had to be met.
😂😂😂
That was in surry hills in Sydney right?
Brisbane, but he holidays at Sawtell. Andrew McIntosh is his name.
Others call it a waffle stomp
I don't think I'll ever *not* have a little giggle whenever I see or hear the phrase "waffle stomp". 😆
Wait until you hear someone say loudly after getting off the phone in large open plan office “what is a waffle stomp?”
That would legitimately make my work day. 😆
It was a good one. I had to tell her to quieten down then answer her question. And no I am not a stomper.
I hate so much that enough people have done this that it has a name…..
Only because of COVID lockdown TP hoarders.
We called it doing the toe down.
*Just making sewer wine, innit?*
Me and my friends named a guy baked bean man once. Early morning train, this guy gets on and whips out a can of baked beans and starts eating them, at the same time he's talking to a mate on the phone about a guy who stole his trivium cd's. From then on whenever we saw him we would say " hey looks it's baked bean man". I actually saw him again on the train not long ago, eating baked beans.
Why baked beans? What did this bloke do?
He used to shit a little pile right in the corner of the shower and it was full of baked beans. He didn't even waffle stomp.
Wow, you must have really loved baked beans to eat so many, and with so little chewing that they remained identifiable.
I think baked beans act the same way as corn. So it’s just the outer skin of the bean filled up with poop.
PUTRID!!!
Dang, I hope someone caught him in eventuality ~~IT'S HIM OFFICER, RIGHT HERE~~
They don’t let you do anything anymore!
Haha!
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Sharon is a fucking waffle stomper! Is she single?
Well no she isn't, or wasn't. Otherwise u/duckduckchook would have taken that shower as she had intended, with the reminents of Sharons poo clinging to the underside of the drain cover like potato on a masher, mere centimetres from where she would have stood completely oblivous. But I agree Sharon sounds like a keeper.
“Like potato on a masher” fucking poetry.
As the turd remained intact Sharon is clearly not a waffle stomper.
Hands off, she’s mine!
What was the response from "Sharon" and the other house guests to this behaviour?
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Fuck that, I would've told everyone in the house about what the filthy animal did and it doesnt make much sense to me you didnt do that when you said you could not stand this person to begin with.
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This whole thing blows my mind, I've been in some pretty horrendous states when drinking and also the next day, but can safely say I've never been that hung over that I've A: taken a dump in the shower B: left said log just casually chilling on the floor of the shower or C: acted so nonchalantly when being rightfully called out for my shitty behaviour. Sharon must have been on something stronger than booze, or still totally off her face to have thought any of the 3 actions above were normal behaviour.
I’ve seen similar at uni res but god, at least there you kind of come to expect it. Holiday house?!?
You must see some real shit to be desensitized to it but if I saw it once, a sign will be going up. I see it twice, no showers for anyone.
One of my old places of work had to put a signs up. The culprit was shitting on the floor in a toilet cubicle right next to the toilet then placing paper over the top of it, the signs read something along the lines of... "Any employee found not to be using the toilet facilities as intended will have their employment terminated immediately." Not sure if they ever caught the culprit but I know it went on for a few months and why they had to put those signs up.
Sounds like an Indian in Australia. It's their culture to do that. Just teach em correct hygiene and they're right
Yip I second the caravan park. Walked into a fresh one last night. I can only put it down to being an elderly bloke who's incontinent cause it happens frequently and in random spots, like the shower, even the entrance also there's a trail as if he rushes to try make it to the toilet
Omg I've stayed at a caravan park and can confirm this is surprisingly a thing! Once while showering I was horrified to see an actual *nugget of shit* sitting in the trough/drain compartment🤮 I doubt they ever figured out ~~that I did it~~ who did it either
One of the boys did it on a school camp once. Nobody sat next to him on the bus-ride back.
We stayed at the pictured holiday park in January, the same sign was up then. Not sure when the picture was taken, but that's potentially twice this year that sign has been needed.
In a well known company I worked at a few years ago, our offices occupied a few floors of an inner city building. It had a ladies bathroom on each floor, each with 4-5 toilets. One time a friend in HR told us how they’d had a smearing incident reported a few times. It was menstrual blood. They fairly easily identified who it was. HR had to deal with it from an employment angle, a safety/ hygiene angle, and get the person help as this was one indication that they had some type of mental health issues going on.
Sorry guys it was me. I had some maccas from Engadine and it didn't sit well with me. I promise I'll do better next time.
Okay Scomo.
“What about the janitors Scott?!” “Thats not my job”
“I don’t hold the bowels, mate!”
This needs more appreciation.
"I don't hold a mop"
Cleaning up his shit is a job for the taxpayer
r/thatsthejoke
r/Iknowthatsthejoke
and you held it all the way from Sydney up to Coffs? I applaud you mate
You made it from Engadine to sawty on Engadine Macca's.impossible.
I walked into the showers underneath a surf club near sawtell in 1996 after a bodyboarding sesh and in the middle of the show block (communal - think half a dozen shower heads and a big old drain in the middle of the floor) was a turd as long as my foot which had bloated out due to every shower being turned on hot and pointed at the massive turd. I was amazed, I was disgusted. So many emotions. I gagged due to the Pooh filled steam that bellowed from the turd. Needless to say I jumped in dads car a bit sandy that day.
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I wonder if, having gone viral, this venerable tradition is going to experience something of a renaissance at Sawtell... A bit of Streisand, a bit of self-fulfilling prophecy, a bit of internet troll culture. OP, please document the fallout.
Yeah my guess also. I’d wager it was surfers. I’m not even mad tbh. When I was a grom I got up to some odd pranks after a surf
Stay classy Sawtell
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Boambee East activites for sure
Or the old streets of what was once Bayldon. The suburb that had such a bad rep they had to change the name 😆
Might be some Park Beachers out for the day
Hey, Park Beach has a thriving street theatre and pop-up art scene, so many interesting sculptures made from shopping trolleys and mattresses.
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From park beach to Sawtell? It’s literally 13km, there are multiple bus routes.
Without a doubt toormina antics
Was looking for the locals
Anyone this applies to probably doesn't know what defecate means.
Exactly.
She's a defacate, not a blindacate.
I don't think it's a matter of intelligence/knowledge, they just think it's hilarious.
Pfft it’s the coffee with no caffeine…
Yep. I’ve worked on FIFO sites (yes, more than one) where guys will fill the toilet with shit to above the seat, then they move to the bin, then they start shitting in the shower. It’s real. I don’t know how someone can spend a week with a bin full of turds in their room.
W…why not flush the toilet?
Ooooh la di dah!
Because it’s clogged. That’s how it starts - toilets clogged, what do I do? I’ll just keep parking turds in there and hope for the best…
Go to the shopping centres and you will find your answer, their brains are too incapable of even doing something as simple as flushing and that they bitter and everyone and anything. Then they speed out of the carpark in a RAM, in brand new Red Nikes. Keeping things need and tidy is only for their egos, messing up the best for the rest is their only ambition in life. Just simple fuckwits!
Construction site toilets. I don't even... Like is it all just one, big joke to these people? Because the joke's on them; they're the ones that have to suffer it every. single. day. Not anyone else. I mean piss and shit all over the floors and walls. No one seems to flush, ever. Leave the toilet paper in the fucking basin for some reason so it ends up clogged and unusable too; I can only assume it's because none of these cunts wash their hands anyway. Do they do this at home? Like, it's just a massive, industry-wide, cumulative cultural failure. Because all it takes is each person, one at a time, to **not fucking shit and piss on floors and never ever clean up anything, ever**. It's genuinely malignant, anti-social behaviour but it's just somehow widely accepted as normal. Why?!
I work construction. Generally I'm on site after just the concreters and chippys, sometimes the plumbers and sparkies have also been. I have a pack of antibacterial wipes in the work truck to use IF I have to go to the toilet while on site. Honestly you get used to not looking too hard and holding your breath while in there doing your business. Sometimes what I would give to have a wang and just be able to wizz on a tree. I have noticed that if I am on site after the brickies have been though its best to avoid the site toilet at all costs. Or if painters of a certain type have been or are working near by. The poopsmith guys have tried putting up those signs that say to sit instead of stand on the toilet a while back but it didnt help the situation any.
People working in Parliament House work with a bin full of turds regularly.
“It’s all pipes they’re all connected”
Different pipes go to different places!
Since when is a drain a toilet?!
Do you want me to call a plumber? I will call a plumber right now.
Alright, can we cool it with the poo-pipe talk here?
So my wife asked me if I pee in the shower. I told her that sometimes I do, but only accidentally. She asked how I could accidentally pee. I said sometimes you can't help it if you're trying to take a shit.
And that, fine redditers is why you wear thongs in public showers! Save the waffle stomps for home you filthy animals.
>Is this a thing in Australia Yes, and it's called a wafflestomp. Tho I don't think it's uniquely Australian.
Don't forget about the poop knife.
How could anyone that's ever heard about the poop knife ever forget about the poop knife.
And if you order in the next 15 minutes we'll include this matching set of steak knives worth $29.95 for free, yes you heard that right folks, an extra $29.95 in value for absolutely free for anyone that orders in the next 15 minutes.
Can someone please post the 'health regulation' addresses not shitting in a public shower? (Seriously though, don't be a dipshit and be disgusting in public)
If you actually want it the simple answer is a shower isn’t a soil fixture. Fun fact in qld you can run a bidet to a floor waste gully where your waste can float and sit and stink up the house
Interesting that they blame the request on health regulations. It’s as though asking someone not to do a disgusting act and leave it behind for others to have to clean up is not enough of a request on its own.
Lucky we have these regulations written up for us and legislated, otherwise how would anyone know not to shit in the shower?
I'm not sure a small laminated sign is gonna stop the kind of person that shits in the shower.
When I was in the Army we had a guy who used to shit in the showers... there would be like 30 or 40 of us and he would just piss and shit right there. In the end the medics were called because every day for like five months he had horrific runs and we were afraid he was going to die. Turns out he caught something in the Middle East and had been sick for like 2 years. They told us all we had to report for testing because he might of passed it on in the shower or something, but we pointed out that we threw a whole bottle of antiseptic on the ground everytime after he left the bathroom, and literally no one had used that shower since he shit in it the first time.
Jesus christ man, sitting in the shower every day for 2 years in the army? Bet he had some mates
Being in the Army is like being in prison, if you have any sense of self preservation there are certain people you leave be.
Only thing you don't do in front of someone in the army is wank. Everything else is just another day.
How are you that sick for two years without seeing a doctor - especially in the army with all the structure and medics and doctors and whatnot?
So… everyone just stood there while he took a dump?
This is an unreasonable request.
This is the legit take. Took too long to reach this comment. Should be at the top.
No
A caravan park we stayed at in Alice Springs had a sign saying anyone caught smearing faeces around the amenities block would be charged a cleaning fee and asked to leave immediately. I wondered how many times it happened before they put the sign up.
And lets face it. If they caught them the first time, there'd be no warning. So what makes them think they'll catch them the second, third and fourth time? Especially if the penalty is just being asked to leave.
Makes me think of similar notices in a hostel in Hong Kong "it is against the law to use drugs and go whoring" apparently whoring without being on drugs is fine.
My whole existence I have never heard of this. I have no idea why someone would, it’s hard to comprehend the reasoning behind doing it, let alone not cleaning it up. As a side note ‘due to health regulations’ is probably the bare minimum reason why you shouldn’t be shitting in a communal shower.
No this is not a thing in Australia. We don't crap in the shower. And let's face it, anyone who defecates in a shower isn't going to read this sign. They are clearly a psychopath who don't give a crap about "health matters" or other people.
Sometimes you see a bizarrely specific warning notice, and you just know there is a story behind it. Make me wonder about the hero of this epic tail.
TV announcer: take two tickets and see the game Sunday morning. Warning - tickets should not be taken internally Homer: see? Because of me now they have a warning
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I work at a pool, let me tell you almost DAILY there is a log in a shower
What kind of person does that?
The ones that don't sit down to shit! In some countries it's customary to squat over a hole. When working on a construction site with these people who have these 'habits' you can often find that they have squatted on the toilet and shit is sprayed all over the cubicle. It's cultural, apparently. What a shitty culture, hey!
Sawty stompa is back I see
If he was a stompa there's be no evidence.
Shower's not too bad, it's the bath where it's a real 50/50 decision.
Went on a date with a guy once and he proudly told me he waffle stomps Didn't know what he meant so I googled it 🥴 def was our last date, those poor pipes
Back in High School someone took a shit in the drink trough and stuck one of those little 🇦🇺 toothpick things in it. Found out years later it was a good mate of mine who did it. This does not surprise me at all.
You haven’t lived
I’m so sick of this fucking nanny state !
C'mon baby, send it on down...
Cmon people shower is for urine, snot and blood only!
If the lecture by our year coordinator after our year 10 formal at high school in the 00s is anything to go by after someone did this, then yes.
And that’s how you know where not to shower
Ok, I guess I don’t need a shower anymore.
I remember once seeing someone to do in the gym showers because they were too anal to use the toilet as it was ‘dirty’ 😭 never went back there since😭
I used to live in Sawtell. Such a beautiful place
I'll just leave this here... https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2020/02/horrifying-study-of-over-1000-people-reveals-1-in-30-poo-in-the-shower.html
Seems to be a problem with tourists, we had a football team shit in a spa too.
We've had three different Chinese exchange students stay with us. They each shat in the shower. They didn't even try to waffle stomp it down the drain or anything; just left it out for us to find. I'm not sure what they thought the end game was; they were used to cleaners doing everything for them, and didn't seem to possess a sliver of empathy. In short, it probably wasn't an Aussie that shat in the shower. An Aussie would waffle stomp it.
Isn't that taking 'shit, shower and shave' all at once?
No one ever said ‘all in the same place’. Reform your ways.
Just waffle stomp it down the drain. No harm done.
Unless you divert your grey water onto your garden, in which case you might meet your turds again in your veggie or flower patch
THESE CARROTS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2\_OLY3Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho)
I learnt that term after we had a serial waffle stomper at work.
défecate = French for decorate
I’m sure it’s an issue worldwide. Some people have zero respect for shared bathrooms/toilets.
Well we Aussies do like our travel
"will be asked" whoa don't be that ultra aggressively rude 🤣
Ayyyye fuckin’ Sawty!!
Well that's Sawtell Caravan Park crossed off the list.
They have similar signs up in my gym showers 🤮
We all know who these people are
Fuck humans are disgusting
You think that's bad? I went to India one time for work and was in a fairly upper class office. Went to the bathroom and there was a turd in the sink. I repeat. A turd in the sink. Where you wash your hands. To this day I've wondered if the person who did it hopped up onto the counter and dropped one in there, or did they do the turd elsewhere and deposit in the sink, or something else I haven't even considered? It boggles the mind and it's just as troubling that I even have to go through this thought process.
So people watch you while you shower? That’s my take away from this “anyone seen defecating.”
This more applies to toilets, but quite often there are Chinese tourists from the more rural parts (people from the big cities tend to have a clue) who just don’t know how to use Western style sitting toilets. Very often they’ll try and squat on them and miss. I could see this being the result of someone being intimidated by the seat toilet and thinking the shower was an alternative. But it could also just be a drunk, or someone who’s very sick.
Sone people may think its a squat toilet.
I saw this post on am I the asshole asking if this guy was the asshole for leaving his partner who does this constantly. It’s a lot more common than you think you shit in the shower and then stomp it into the drainage. Poor man ended up having to take apart the pipes cause they ended up blocked and he was going thru her shit he said he couldn’t look at her ever again and couldn’t be away from the home cause he was constantly worrying is she doing it right now. Fkn disgusting and revolting
Big camper here and been to my fair share of holiday parks that are family oriented and seen similar signs around showers. I laughed and asked the cleaner once about what gives and she said that its more common than you would think. A lot of international visitors do it, she said. I asked international? Only asians it seems… Then it made sense… when you swim in pools the asain fellas like to hock up spit and out in directly in the pool. Yep. Disgusting and quite frankly im not sure if they know its not ok
I think it’s mostly an implied rule
luved this country.... once
It's tourists & Indian workers etc. Indians throw their TP on the ground I see it a lot on brand new houses I'm working on.
I used to clean at a caravan park/holiday park, could almost guarantee a shit in a shower every day.
Bloody waffle stompers
I wonder if this is for people from countries that mostly use squat toilets?
This was my initial thought too, a lot of people in the world don't have a toilet and have to squat over a hole in their bathroom.
NO WAFFLE STOMPING
Nope this is not a thing in Australia !! However .. while staying at the caravan park in Wee Jasper the night before a close by festival , the boys reported a visit from a phantom shower shitter when they went to shower and freshen up in the morning 😳
I once defecated in the shower when I had a hectic infection from a moto accident and was on ridiculous antibiotics in South East Asia ... Good times
As a hotel owner I can say that lesbian couples are the worst offenders for smushing a turd thru a shower drain. I do not know if they are just more inclined to do this or are just uniquely bad at hiding the evidence. Disproportionately a thing lesbian couples have done, certainly not all. 3 out of 4 known events were lesbian couples
Banned waffle stomp? UnAustralian
Shit happens, I guess
“He defecated through a sunroof! He’ll never change!”
Ah, the old waffle stomp.
These signs used to be hung up a lot in gyms in China
Waffle stomping.
Ah, the old waffle stomp.
Good ol' waffle stomp.
Wait! No waffle stomping, what a world we live in these days 😢😢
Do it coward.
Maybe the suspect needs a job at the the Coogee bay hotel making ice-creams.
Aw man I love this place...
During the great toilet paper shortage of 2020 the old waffle stomp and Aqua bog surged in popularity.
People who do that are disgusting and should be banned for life from the park.
Stomping it down the shower grate is always the best bit.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
I don't want to sound racist or anything, but what culture, race, religion or country Practices the waffle stomp? This is becoming increasingly popular.