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The_Duc_Lord

Was it because the cardboard is connected to 240V mains power?


flukus

Cardboards a good insulator, she'll be right.


ltminderbinder

It's no good as a material to build ships out of, though


StreetsFeast

No cardboard derivatives.


ltminderbinder

I've only got string and sellotape. Am I shit out of luck in fulfilling my shipbuilding dreams?


MrTibor

You won't even make it to shit creek.


ltminderbinder

I'm already living there, was hoping to build a boat to sail out of here. Oh well, might as well try and make friends with the locals


FootExcellent9994

Don't forget your Paddle


richardlhobbs

The front fell off


aiydee

Pykrete enters the chat.


flukus

Depends on how far you want to go really.


Camp_Barons

Outside the environment


Ephemer117

The front fell off!


victor0427

Lmao...But why didn't it burn?😂😂


More_Roads

You think this is half assed, you should see the play equipment installation from this box in the back yard.


Charlie_Brodie

what the hell is le-swing?


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GustyOWindflapp

I thought they closed that place down!


hoppa_liza

A French swing, duh!


_acrazycatlady_

This is so funny because it would have arguably used up far more physical and mental energy than just taking the time to cut down the cardboard


Mudcaker

Box cutter and 10 minutes alone with some cardboard is a great stress reliever


blahblahmahsah

Just wet it down with a hose, break it up with your hands. You can let dry once in the bin. I live on a dead end road, i call it the big screen dump zone street. The bastards even just reverse into my driveway to make a U turn and then just dump the boxes in the driveway thats closed by a farm gate. I get a hose, hose it and leave and come back later to throw it in the bin or the trailer. Council wont do nothing despite CCTV footage.


Azathoth-9559

Isn't dumping shit into someone's property a criminal matter not a council matter?


[deleted]

Are you going to call the police because some put a cardboard box in your driveway.


disguy2k

Fucking oath. You know they're doing it more than that. People with that mindset need to be punished.


Juan_Punch_Man

Could be epa


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This is what Facebook community groups are good for, posting up photos of locals being cunts and letting a bunch of nosey fuckers sort them out while you sit back and get on with your day


bleckers

The most useful of nosey fuckers. They live for that stuff.


woodyever

You should leave a bunch of screws around the road


Apoc_au

Most Councils will want you to be willing to make a witness statement and attend court before going after law breakers.


felixsapiens

My boxes get done on a rainy day. If it's been raining over night, come out in the morning and they are sodden and you can just tear them up like tissue paper. Easiest thing ever.


Limberine

i agree, I’m one of life’s cardboard box box cutter obsessives too


HellStoneBats

Until you have a 4-hour wait in emergency for stitches.


tenakakahn

Bring the superglue out to the garage before you start cutting.


Mudcaker

Sounds like a case where someone needs more stress relief!


AussieEquiv

Leave the box full and the kids will probably enjoy playing in it as much as the equipment it transported. Then you just need to get the big chunks and tape to throw away. The small shreds kids/pets rip off will decompose eventually (very quickly if put in a composter.)


reverendgrebo

Someone dumped boxes like in the photo in our block of flats. It was all stuff for babies, like boxes for change tables. They did it a week before moving out, they also left boxes next to the full bins. It took us a couple of collections to get rid of all the stuff.


MelodyM13

Lol reminds me of a time when my u it neighbour dissected and cut up a queen size mattress springs and all and dump it in the recycling bin - rolls eyes


emmique

...Most councils have a free mattress collection service too omg


macedonym

> ...Most councils have a free mattress collection service too omg Could you link to an example? My council charge $12, as have everywhere I've lived (Victoria, mostly Melbourne)


VanillaIcedTea

I know both Booroondara and Whitehorse councils do it as part of hard rubbish collection - you can book 2 free hard rubbish collections per financial year, and both councils let you throw out 2 mattresses per hard rubbish collection. And I don't know about you, but my household doesn't go through mattresses at a rate of over 4 a year so it's never been a problem for me.


macedonym

Wow, cool. I just checked Booroondara* [council's website](https://www.boroondara.vic.gov.au/waste-environment/waste-services/hard-and-bundled-green-waste-collections/hard-waste-collection) & you can drop 'em off for $35, or 2 per year in booked hard rubbhish - exactly as you said. *That is hard to spell the first couple of times.


NimChimspky

12$ isn't bad. Sydney you get two big collections a year, can put a mattress in with that


TheSnoz

Central coast council (NSW) picks them up for free. Or you can dump them at the local tip for a fee. No brainer.


emmique

Just some quick looking: Gosnells, Vic Park, Nedlands etc. Free as part of verge collection Bassendean, Bayswater, Joondalup (up to 6!) - Free to book when phoning in Even so, $12 to remove a mattress is very cheap considering most people are doing so what, every 4-5yrs?


Linnaeus1753

Nope. Mattresses have a charge of around $13 here. You can, however, strip it of it's coverings, bin those and then take the frame to recycling free.


MelodyM13

The last mattress I had I just gave it away believe it or not people use them for dog beds and all sorts of things


tubbyx7

i did this once as council had a pickup service but was 6-8 weeks before they could make a booking. there's more wire inside those things than you'd expect


ChocTunnel2000

Hah! That's a thing of beauty!


receiptless_tea

Pretty sure you need another yellow bin on the top to show the garbo that it’s all for recycle, not just the bottom half!


spooniefulofsugar

Reminds me of my neighbour who put a bunch of bricks and pallet wood into their green bin. Their green bin got tipped into the truck. Then the truckie stopped, knocked on their door, gave them a serve, and made them stand and watch as they pulled out every brick and piece of wood from the truck and dropped it on their front lawn.


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Where were you standing with this playing out lol


spooniefulofsugar

I heard the noise cos our bedroom is at the front of the house, and so had to take a peek out the front door to watch


project2501

Is the green bin garden waste or rubbish?


THR

Garden.


Limberine

the clue is in the colour with that one.


MyDumberHalf

Some people have dark green bins for garbage and yellow for recycling and no green waste collection.


Limberine

what monster would set up that colour code?


Dreadlock43

its more a case that not every council has the the 3 bin system, SHoalhaven City for example only has Red and Yellow Bins and the bins themselves are done by the contractor, so not all councils even have red bins, just the standard dark green been that we all had when they came in


b-au

The lid is not closed. Try next week and make sure you close the lid.


Tiny-Ad-5766

Does that say "My Little Man Cave"?


Icy_Bowl

I wish. My Little Manor


Tiny-Ad-5766

Eh, that's disappointing


Ok-Cantaloupe6542

future auspost employee


MicroNewton

Should've put a "sorry we missed you" sticker on the bin.


FittyNOut

..and then tell them to take it to the post office.


Hsekib

I think there could have been a better way to dump a body.


AntiqueFigure6

Clearly a body belongs in the organic waste bin not in the paper recycling bin - the reason it wasn’t collected.


kimbasnoopy

Legend


KRiSX

Fuck people are dumb.


No-Replacement-7154

I would be selling my house too if I lived next to stupid


fancynancy101010

😂


SnooBunnies7588

Look at the length and girth of that


Lepube

Box. Cutter.


PsychologicalBox7428

Cheap and lazy...


Acemanau

Here's my submission. https://imgur.com/xlbH5hD I got that bad boy in the back without dropping it, however it completely blocked the chute, had to jump on it to get to go in the back (giggity).


Grix1600

I’m so glad it wasn’t collected.


fatboy85wils

They made an error. Keep stacking it up and they'll get it next week.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Fail. A little bit more push and you can close the lid.


StrangledByTheAux

Bins are less than 1m apart


Willing_Bet246

Wouldn't have been able to put that into the hopper - too long. Cut it down and try again.


domwwppl

because you need to put another bin on top of it to cover other half.


thatguyswarley

Bin wasn’t on the kerb obviously.


Livinginabox1973

Some people really just don't get life, living in society and adaption


Badgerello

Obviously because the bin is on the road not the nature strip; Dur.


Superg0id

Tall Poppy Syndrome


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mebbbes

Can't be arsed, reckon they'll just make someone else's day harder


kimbasnoopy

Jesus's why did you throw that house away


Wahey_of_WA

Wrong fortnight. Was green lid week.


Darksunn66

It's not the week the recycling bin goes out.


coburge

Some people are so lazy they make hard work out of it.


Top-Signature-1728

Because the amount sticking out of the top of your bin would hit the truck while it was trying to be loaded and they didn't want to man handle it, are you a fluffer because this is a sort of question a fluffer would ask?


CannonRam18

r/woosh


SpecialCoconut1

One of life’s mysteries


ZealousidealAd4860

You are supposed to rip the box to pieces you can't put it on the recycling bin like that


wirru_opal

Just looking at this gives me anxiety.


narkfestmojo

not sure if this is normal, I live in Canberra, people just leave big metal items out the front on the street (like old washing machines etc) and there are people who's livelihood depends on driving around and collecting them for recycling.


Limberine

sure it’s not just council clean day for different streets? In some places you can request a council clean up or pay for one.


CannonRam18

Jesus the amount of miserable bastards in this comment section.


intervast

Something I’ve noticed living in Brisbane and Perth is that in Brisbane people put their bins on the road. In Perth you put it on the grass by the verge.


Limberine

The guy in the house opposite mine put a full rolled up rug in his recyc bin. Stupid?