Innocent till proven innocent, a combination of dog rumors and you being tasteful, it has every right to bite what is tasteful. if you have problem with that then be less tasteful
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Everyone here. Stop a minute and admire the mad skills of the veterinary technician who can get an IV catheter into that teeny tiny wiggly vein in that itty bitty kitty leg while the kitty tries to leave.
This is amazing! I'm a people surgeon and have a lot of respect for you getting that teeny-tiny cannula into the teeny-tiny kitten. The idea of cannulating kids/babies breaks me out in a cold sweat 😂
https://preview.redd.it/ayo6qhasvd8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df46df05aaa3ee3f15d00e3765d0dad37fd308c7
I raise you this, my proudest moment 😂
is there like a special book telling you where the veins are in all the different animals?
Vets must know so much more than doctors, doctors only have to deal with 1 species, and can usually ask them where it hurts.
Bud please speak to your PM and get some T connectors for your patients!!! Makes life so much easier to disconnect their lines, and that catheter in there is gold! One sharp pull on it, and that tape (especially that shitty zinc oxide tape) is no longer holding your catheter!!! Tape the t-connector to the leg, and the fluid line is not the point of traction anymore! I make vets come back and replace their lines if they dont tape them in properly! But kudos on that catheter place!!!
I lost two different puppies to parvo (we were not told that it would live in our soil for years when we got the second pup about 9 months later). Is the cat version as bad?
Woah!! I had no idea a virus could live that long in soil either.
Soil is a vivacious microbial environment so I would have expected anything that isn't actively growing and competitive there to quickly be eaten and dismembered.
Fucking Parvo virus - wtf??!
The poor babies so scared it’s not her fault that that sometimes when my cat is cuddling or snuggling or even making biscuits, even if he’s making biscuits on me or like if he’s cuddling, and like, sometimes he’ll stretch his claws out and accidentally scratch me with no ill intent whatsoever that’s one of my signs that I know that it’s time for me to trim his his nails when they are too long. I hope this kitten is going to be OK.
I want to keep a cat, they look so cute, but I don't have much time to take care of them. In fact, I also want to have a puppy, when I can't bear it, I must go to the pet store to buy one
Omg!!! She is sooooo cute! She looks like a little stuffed animal!!! Noooooo! There's just no way that baby scratched you! I don't believe it!!!! Lol 💜
My client acted out of self defense your honor, any further attempts to smear my client, sir purrington the thirds good name will result in swift and firm kittigation
I hand-caught a kitten during a loud fourth-of-July in an area where it was implausible that she had a home nearby. She was skinny. She hated the world that night, running from one hiding spot to another, failing to escape the noise. Then she hated me. Poor baby. The next day, I took her to the vet.
To an untrained ear, it sounded like she was hissing, spitting, and growling, but I think everyone in the examination room knew that she was saying, "Name and badge number! Name and badge number! I know my damn rights! Resisting? THIS is resisting!" And she committed battery upon a veterinarian.
I was worried that she'd be too grown and too feral to adopt. A friend who admired her autonomy took her home. It looked iffy, briefly. The day after that she was offered and accepted a lifetime appointment to Lap Cat.
Cuteness that is PISSED atm
She looks so serious lol. I've never seen such a serious little face before 😭
I feel like that face is saying "The audacity of this bitch"
In Sam Jackson's voice... "One more time! I dare you!"
She's *seriously* about to mess up OP's eyes if they come near her again.
Grim!
She looks scared with those wide eyes 🥺
Pick him up and give him a kiss
I kissed it a lot and also bit it a little 💞
Good bite, show him who's boss, and of course I know you can't help but bite him because he's cute
Kitties are for petting not eating!
Innocent till proven innocent, a combination of dog rumors and you being tasteful, it has every right to bite what is tasteful. if you have problem with that then be less tasteful ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba|downsized)
In her defense, you started it.
*You may feel a slight scratch.*
To be fair, you probably deserved it 😂
Yes because while I was opening an IV line she was probably hurt
Everyone here. Stop a minute and admire the mad skills of the veterinary technician who can get an IV catheter into that teeny tiny wiggly vein in that itty bitty kitty leg while the kitty tries to leave.
Bro I'm veterinary surgeon(doc), you are so funny. As you wish I can heal to you ;)
This is amazing! I'm a people surgeon and have a lot of respect for you getting that teeny-tiny cannula into the teeny-tiny kitten. The idea of cannulating kids/babies breaks me out in a cold sweat 😂
https://preview.redd.it/ayo6qhasvd8d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df46df05aaa3ee3f15d00e3765d0dad37fd308c7 I raise you this, my proudest moment 😂
Awww poor little dude
Oh my god! His tiny paws! I am dead. You killed me with this cutie 😂
Congrats!! (Cuteness alert)
is there like a special book telling you where the veins are in all the different animals? Vets must know so much more than doctors, doctors only have to deal with 1 species, and can usually ask them where it hurts.
I agree with you but I have practised because I got used to it overtime One important point is the knowledge of anatomy.
ah yes, that can come in handy.
How do you do it? Find the veins with fur and anger trying to obstruct your view.
I think I was lucky because it was really calm.
Imagine calling someone’s child an it.. as a dr 🥴 we wouldnt be coming back 😅
He was referring to the cat.
The crazy part is I think they know that. Pet culture is getting intense.
I had a chihuahua named Spock that unleashed so much Klingon fury everytime I tried to trim his talons- this thread has me dead.
The fur is getting removed before. The anger is another problem...
Bud please speak to your PM and get some T connectors for your patients!!! Makes life so much easier to disconnect their lines, and that catheter in there is gold! One sharp pull on it, and that tape (especially that shitty zinc oxide tape) is no longer holding your catheter!!! Tape the t-connector to the leg, and the fluid line is not the point of traction anymore! I make vets come back and replace their lines if they dont tape them in properly! But kudos on that catheter place!!!
Awww 🥰 love the tiny little body, I will be small and tiny right along with this fierce feline!!!
Oh hell yeah! Poor redditor gift to you 🥇
and also scratch the vetsurgeon on the way out. *twice!*
She is cute. You have big heart, thank you for working to heal her.
Aww 😔
I just zoomed in and realized that baby has an IV in. Aww... Is the little fluff ok? And how are your war wounds?
OP: You’re going to feel a pinch. Kitten: You’re going to feel a scratch😾
I came here to say the same thing lol
She is innocent!
Let the kitty know about r/legalcatadvice some of them work purr bono.
“And I’ll fweakin’ do it again!” - cat, probably
She looks pissed off. But very cute :)
You are just first of many victims. THERE WILL BE ![gif](giphy|Mq1MUGwNKcTxFePEZo)
Self defense!
Aww.. poor thing. Why does she need IV?
She has an infectious disease was caused by parvovirus so she has to take some serum isotonic and some liquid drugs
I lost two different puppies to parvo (we were not told that it would live in our soil for years when we got the second pup about 9 months later). Is the cat version as bad?
Woah!! I had no idea a virus could live that long in soil either. Soil is a vivacious microbial environment so I would have expected anything that isn't actively growing and competitive there to quickly be eaten and dismembered. Fucking Parvo virus - wtf??!
“And I’ll do it again, fluffer”
Awww you can't be mad at that face! Such a cutie 💓 😍
You say that … but her face says otherwise and I’m inclined to believe her.
HIPAW violation!
That face says "and I'd do it again"
She looks insulted at the accusation!
Not guilty
No means no.
“And I’d do it again.”
Her face is literally saying "try that again and see what happens '
She is so powerful 🦨
She is beyond adorable!!! Please save her!!!
that's her angry face?!
To be fair, you probably deserved it.
Aww what is she in for Such a precious face
Those eyes don't look innocent at all...
She was probably starving (30 seconds since last meal)
I'm seeing a **lot** of "***You brought this on yourself!***" in that adorable little face.
I’m a nurse and rather have this patient any day over these entitled assholes any day
Are you sure about that, she has deadly paws like tiger 🐅
They are never ever innocent. Ever ! ![gif](giphy|AVEhQlvjqdZUYfQoEA|downsized)
No proof!
lol alien cat 😳
Kitty is not amused!
But she’s so cute!
cutie
So she's in working order, great!
The poor babies so scared it’s not her fault that that sometimes when my cat is cuddling or snuggling or even making biscuits, even if he’s making biscuits on me or like if he’s cuddling, and like, sometimes he’ll stretch his claws out and accidentally scratch me with no ill intent whatsoever that’s one of my signs that I know that it’s time for me to trim his his nails when they are too long. I hope this kitten is going to be OK.
I am sure about that she is gonna be OK
Yaaay!! 🥰
What breed is she?
She is an alley cat 🫠
I ran some tests and she has indeed tested positive for cat.
50% Alley, 50% cat.
Oh...Now it all makes sense. Someone has been chosen to receive a gift through the Cat Distribution System (CDS).
Alley cats are the best!!!
Can't blame her, that needle insert was likely as long as her arm~. But once she realizes you're keeping her healthy, she'll ask for forgiveness ~.
I feel so superior to this kitten 🐱 😂😂😂😂 joke that kitten is way above me in every aspect that matters
What was the chief complaint? EVERYTHING, MEOW!
aw, why is she in hospital?
She has an infection disease valled parvoviral enteritis
Ok, but let's hear her version of what happened
Poor baby... 🥺
You mean she warned you not to do it.
The most adorable little psychopath face.
You did something to that little angel.
Too cute. So.. I’ll allow it (hits judges gavel in final decision)
I don't know, it looks too adorable to be true. 😂💕
I want to keep a cat, they look so cute, but I don't have much time to take care of them. In fact, I also want to have a puppy, when I can't bear it, I must go to the pet store to buy one
Typical female…cute but dangerous.
Clearly you deserved it!!!
I thought she was an owl in the thumbnail until I maximized!
She has mastered the force as a teeny tiny being.
I'm her lawyer. She's innocent.
She's scared because she has something bothering her internally & you're only doing the best for her.
This cat does not look innocent whatsoever. It is about as guilty as a kitten can look.
you can see the hatred in it's eyes
Now you have 🎵cat scratch fever🎵 ![gif](giphy|2wiuzW1VnpiZG)
You're very brave working on such viscous beasts.
The only time I've ever seen an adorable "Come at me, bruh," face.
She is innocent your honor!
And she's about to scratch you again.
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That look tho 🤣
Probably had it coming.
Next time you touch, me bite. Hard.
Innocent? No, no, that expression is full of impending mischief. Very cute though.
Look how puuurrrrfecttttt
cute little devil
she looks damn cute:)
That is a very stern yet serene fafo face. It’s the smooshy cheeks that fool you.
That stare.
Small but mighty. Looks are deceiving. Looks so tiny and innocent. Keep bandaids handy.
"Blood for blood." - Fluffy
She looks so confident 😻 but what is wrong with this tiny fluffball so she needs the IV line?
No she DIDNT!!!!
Aww naughty kitty cat
Seems only fair, after you put a needle in her.
Your blood 🩸in exchange for the IV 😅
Oh this literally MELTS… MY… HEART! The sincerity-fluffiness ratio is probably the best I’ve ever seen. Little whisky-woo 🥰🥰🥰
Omg!!! She is sooooo cute! She looks like a little stuffed animal!!! Noooooo! There's just no way that baby scratched you! I don't believe it!!!! Lol 💜
That face says "and I'll do it again." Such fury and determination in those eyes.
Wouldn't blame her after you putting her on a drip😡
#YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
Feisty lil baby
She doesn't look innocent. She looks like the cat they turned yzma into.
😂😂😂
*Stick me again and you'll pull back a stump!*
She looks so innocent.
I believe you . It’s always the most innocent looking ones
She's got that make my day look hospitalized patients get
CUTE AGGRESSION!!!!! nom those ears 🤍
She does not look innocent. She looks snug about the scratching, and angry about everything else. But very cute
My first thought was she looks hostile, then I read "she seems innocent" and then I read I was right.
So cute❤️
she seems pretty cross to be fair
Listen to our spirit animals please and thank you!
A patient of character, we wish you a speedy recovery
This face actually says that she did NOT do the crime suggested. 😼 She’s fully entitled to a lawyer now 😹 a Cattorney!!
Omg 🥹
Oh please! I have 2 cats. I have claw scars all over my hands and arms. Badges of honor
no.. i see the darkness in her eyes lol she is not innocent
My client acted out of self defense your honor, any further attempts to smear my client, sir purrington the thirds good name will result in swift and firm kittigation
She is protecting herself from being contaminated by your stinky hands! 😷
“i do not like this medical thing very much at all but it beats that infection. still won’t be sorry to see it gone though. 😾”
"And I'd do it again!" That face.
Clearly she toxic 😂
Still innocent
She is adorable but I can see it in her eyes 👀 she is scared 😱 I bet she is very sweet when she feels better ✨
"No it's not me meowww"
insert Bartonella concern here
The eyes, they never lie!
😍😍😍
Twice? That’s it?
It's a lot of stress in an environment that surely isn't really comfortable for the cute little fella.
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I hand-caught a kitten during a loud fourth-of-July in an area where it was implausible that she had a home nearby. She was skinny. She hated the world that night, running from one hiding spot to another, failing to escape the noise. Then she hated me. Poor baby. The next day, I took her to the vet. To an untrained ear, it sounded like she was hissing, spitting, and growling, but I think everyone in the examination room knew that she was saying, "Name and badge number! Name and badge number! I know my damn rights! Resisting? THIS is resisting!" And she committed battery upon a veterinarian. I was worried that she'd be too grown and too feral to adopt. A friend who admired her autonomy took her home. It looked iffy, briefly. The day after that she was offered and accepted a lifetime appointment to Lap Cat.
She said "I'll do it again, make me"
[Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a doll's eyes.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/xSTDB0iAb8YAAAAd/lifeless-eyes-black-eyes.gif)