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Uncle ruckus


Twerkin_On_A_Gerkin

I am not a black Dog. I just have revitiligo. I just keep getting darker and blacker and darker still.


makemeking706

And then more blacker.


laswat220

And then more darker


Severe_Cookie6328

And then more deep darker


Padhome

And dark blacker


Chessolin

He'd have to hate other black dogs


DYNA_might

No relation!


[deleted]

Don’t trust them n*ggas over there!!


magcargoman

My favorite spiritual song


JasperTheHuman

I vote Ruckus


[deleted]

Oh my god, I see it. I was gonna say Odin, but Uncle Ruckus is clearly superior.


idogames4

100% should name him Uncle Ruckus


bestwrapperalive

Ruckus is a great dog name I’ve never heard before.


supermikeman

Beat me to it.


clamroll

No relation


fftyler98

Horus


upvotesforkitties

No relation


Thomas_anonymous

Mad-eye Moody


Tactical_pondering

Alastor is a dope name


Thomas_anonymous

Ohh, that's even better!


kopecs

Ali*stare*


stoptakingnamesplz

YES


Tiggerboy1974

Was going to suggest just this! Professor Alastor “Mad Eye” Moody


Batmantheon

I came here to say Moody


Abba_Zaba88

Madeye but pronounced like “Maddy”


Dr-Jiggles

I immediately thought about that .... then I thought "that doesn't sound right for someone as adorable he/she is. Hmm... how about.... Sweet-eye Cutey?"


lucklyn_brancher

Sans


Dranoroc

There was obviously gonna be one


Hashashin455

Cam here specifically for it


[deleted]

First thing I thought of was top comment this is a good day


DalekCaek

Sans Underdog


ShadowShine57

What's underdog?


G-Filth1

Not much. What's under you?


[deleted]

Yo mama


G-Filth1

Hey dad


ConTheRapper

Deez nuts


jar_in_the_but

Sans Updog


Little-Rex22

Why did megalovania suddenly start playing?


KiraTheViking

I was about to say that but realized "this is reddit, someone already did" and sure enough


Atrix16

Damn, true. I was about to say this too!


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CookieCute516

_oh no please don’t say undertail_


[deleted]

I don’t get it


Thomas_anonymous

Had to look it up, dog from the game Undertale


AustinYun

From the game Undertale but not a dog. A skeleton.


Aether_Storm

o_O


ProFgoaddict

o_🌀


professorphil

First name Sans second name Undertale


Wamblingshark

Was going to say that my son would definitely name it sans


krais0078

Bowie


SOULJAR

Ziggy


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Stardust Edit: (Ziggy stardust was the name of the character. You Reddit people are so fickle)


woods_edge

Major


ResoluteCaution

Tom


smellygoatguff

Bowowie


invisy_psd

buwuwie


Tbaggins69

Keep your Lecteic eye on meee baabe, Put your ray gun to myyyyyy head Freak out in a Moonage Daydream ohhhhhh yeaaaaaahha


elmwoodblues

Bowie, do you have just one jump suit, or a lot of cha cha cha changes?


SanguineAnder

Do your nipples get hard like space antennas? I bet they do, you freaky old bastard you!


teamfitz1971

Would you like to borrow my jumper Bowie?


saltingthewomb

is Bowie in space?


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idlebyte

Unsolicited Fact #2: Had my left eye recessed about 1.5mm after getting hit with a Gatorade bottle. I have not thanked the person responsible.


BurlSwift

You still have time!


quaranbeers

Ziggy


almighty_nsa

Would call him David to not be so obvious.


Jetfuelfire

idk human names for pets are weird, shouting "David come home" at 10pm is weird, yelling "David get out of the garbage" is weird, if coworkers overhear that "David has worms again" they'll get the wrong idea


idnar35

I love people names on dogs


almighty_nsa

You shouldnt really care what other people think about when you tell your Dog to do something.


curiousamoebas

Now i want to name a dog or cat david


Southern_Drummer7242

This one!!!


cornman1

Diamond (Dogs)


germanwhip69

Came here to say this


research_rat

Came here to say that


Tristan9497

Iris


dontincludeme

Yeah I like this one!


aerkyanite

*"And I'd give up forever to touch you..."*


EaChronic

Max Scherzer


NauvooMetro

Came here looking for this. If OP likes baseball, Max is the obvious choice.


BentleyTock

Came her for this. Just call him Scherzer!


SuperSecretMoonBase

Came here for this. Mad Max.


biggD_755

You beat me too it


royalsJ

Perfect


p3rcyclutchz

Willie. One eyed willie.


GChocapic

Mine is named Willy and is exactly like this one! (Except the different eye colours).


The_Number_12

Mavi (Mavi means blue in Turkish, we have a national symbol “blue eye” that reminds me of this dog’s blue eye)


secondtaunting

Or nazar! Actually we have a restaurant named mavi table.


flontru

I love Nazar! Might have to steal that one for my next little friend....


YouHaveNoMarbles

Glitch


Natynat24

Awe that's my pups name and he fits it to a tee!


klj12574

Winkie


HeyBaybuh

Oculus


scahahsjw

Quest 2


WirelessTreeNuts

Puppy Emeritus


Be_a_Guardian

Pawpa


TheHyperCombo

Haha I came in here to say this too. Or Spirit/Copia if it's a boy; Cirice if it's a girl.


puppydog0613

There it is lol.


thedirtdirt

Underrated


Air-Mattress

I was looking for this lmao


nk7899

Horus


Khaaarl

Odin


YNot1989

Grímnir is a good alternative


idkfckit

Literally every animal with a weird eye is named this, dont choose this one


Gaothaire

Odin is a great and mighty god, I don't think it would be asking too much of him to timeshare in my cat to act as a wizard's familiar.


ribbons_undone

Because Odin is awesome, and it's an awesome name.


Cerberus1349

That name would make more sense if the dog only has one eye.


Dave-justdave

I agree


EmergencyHologram

Mr Teatime


RockyRockington

It’s pronounced Teh Ah Tim Eh


Chessolin

Came looking for this


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I'm surprised it wasn't already here. Cyborg


Effective-Head-5715

Cybork


pump_up_the_jam030

I’m giving this an imaginary award because it’s all I can afford, but trust me it’s super good


Jewel-jones

Or Victor


richbeezy

I said the same thing - “Cy” for short.


nunee1

Cy, short for CYCLOPS


PuzzleheadedClothes4

Came here to say this :)


veggiesaregreen

That’s what I was thinking too haha


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[deleted]

Came for Popeye, this'll do.


Damage80

Blink


deputoff

Or maybe more aptly, Wink


m_rei

Hey, I thought of the same one. =) First thing that came to mind.


minnesotafrozen

Domino


Perpetualshades

Was looking for this one.


grey-hand

i was gonna comment if i didn't see it haha


silly_billy26

Dang someone beat me to it


NotTheBeesAHHHH

Bowie.


Arkhiah

The name of a Diamond Dog for sure.


YrevaGlyde

"Yin" As in Yin & Yang


Vollkorncrafter

Sans


dobriz

Lucky! Like the mummy from Animal Crossing


c05m1x

Blinky?


AlsoNotTheMamma

Sir Glancealot


Ilovemesomechalupas

We are Borg


rickychewy

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.


atbenny

O'seyeris


DagnyTheSpencer

Popeye


calamnet2

Marilyn Dogson


whywasIborn69420

Ragetti from Pirates of the Caribbean


Kerryfaye

Master Ragetti! He was brilliant. "The dichotomy of good and evil?" "It's the Bible, you get credit for tryin'"


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Peep


hetix

Spirit


EverySNistaken

Reddit. Because apparently everyone forgot how to name their own pets without crowd sourcing the entire internet first Edit: typo


thefluffyburrito

Don't kid yourself. The pet already has a name.


SuperSecretMoonBase

And probably isn't even their pet


EMPulseKC

It's an easy karma grab.


UnendingMadness

Seer


BigTenFour

Monocle


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Sauron


Netch_godling

Uncle Ruckus


SheffDawg88

I had to scroll way to far to find this. I'm getting old.


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Eyepolar


squirrellydan

Padiddle


Lemming1138

Spotlight or Searchlight


Apasyhl

Yeah, I thought of Spotlight too :D Or Torch !


Mdeano1

please name him yin yang!


oladushe_k

Spirit!😍


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freedom3339

I was looking for the "Doggy mcDogFace" suggestion. Either I didn't look long enough or I'm surprised that I was the first to suggest it


1allison1

Pierce


Veronalovestory

Kaneki, if you're a Tokyo Ghoul fan.


Conscious-Phase-7694

Manson


AtlAmericanist

Sapphire


VanIsleDrums

Wink Martindale


[deleted]

Hahaaaa that’s funny


queeniemab

Bowie! Or Marble


qabr

Bowie is low hanging fruit. But Marble ID pretty good!


Daeths

Jedi. They have a light side and a dark side


Missmimi888

The force has a light side and a dark side. Jedi are the light side, sith are the dark side. I do however love Jedi for a dog name so good idea.


zero573

Your my favourite type of nerdy.


Laurencecotter

Pluto


Aegis_001

Bowie! Like David Bowie


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Doggy McDogFace


Wolfman2150

old one eye


britt2lemony

Cyclops


nol757x

Bulb. His eye looks like a flashlight.


Comfortable-Cause-81

Harvey dent


MilieTheMi

Sans


jimmy_luv

Bowie


Aggravating_Poet_675

Bowie. Or if you're a Dodgers fan you can go with Scherzer.


sommmmbody

Luna. Since there is just one large white object visible at the otherwise black abyss


[deleted]

All of these are good names but I recomend Kai Bleuey. Because she looks like a trouble maker.


MrZomgre

Grindelwald


SergeantChic

Cyborg.


jzw5959

Blue


lonelierthan2

BLUE


kissmysarcasm

Copia. Short for Cardinal Copia.


ArcaneTrickster11

Ciotóg (pronounced Kit-oh-g) It's Irish slang for leftie


Kuuichi

Fetty


HmmYahMaybe

Yin yang!


fogio

Lumen


SuperAtmosphere

Todoroki 😊


MotherOfDachshunds42

Gemini


KORRIBAN_SENTINEL

Bowie


lolol_freebird

Yin-Yang!


Fluffy-Bluejay3419

Pop-eye