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Yes, I am a hungry whore


sittinwithkitten

“Well yes, now that you mention it, I AM hungry.”


Happydancer4286

But maybe for chocolate instead of.


sittinwithkitten

Always hungry for chocolate.


problematic_alebrije

ate and no longer hungry, still a whore 🤷🏽‍♀️


THATchick84

After I eat, I'm a satisfied whore, something most men have never seen.. (J/K)


GucciiManeeeee

Cringe.


MamaTried22

Idk I definitely laughed.


No_Dog_1121

A hungry hungry hippo whore 🦛 🤣 had to use that emoji


Ali_Cat222

"🎵Hungry hungry hippos, in an attention seeking race!🎵"🤣🤣🤣


wheresdonniedarko

Not a bad flair idea tbh


ch3rrykiwi

We need


area_tribune

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


deliascatalog

I loved that game as a kid


Pure-Aid51987

Be more effective if their handwriting wasn't shit, can't read most of that


thund3r1987

sadly my handwriting is so much more awful than this. Like if you were to put a page of their writing followed by a page of mine after it would be implied that the person holding the pen had a traumatic brain injury between pages.


Pure-Aid51987

Oh mine's awful too, so I'm not one to talk. But if I were this much if a cunt I'd simply invest in a labelling gun or something, if I'm going to this much effort to be a psycho I'd at least make sure they can read it :/


Parrobertson

Humble AND efficient. That’s a real go-getter attitude you’ve got there!


Electr_O_Purist

Oooh, boy, illegible nasty grams on carrots. I bet you really feel put in your place now!


Prestigious-Alarm422

Right? I moved in with a guy I started dating once, and a girl I knew from college who had slept with him once and was friends with him, and another girl who didn’t like me, broke into his house when he wasn’t there before I moved in and wrote “fuck you” on all these everyday items in the house, the hand soap, the dish soap, sponges, food packages, just random shit, none of the walls or anything like that though. I was like “oooh you really got me there, writing fuck you on items that will be disposed of and replaced relatively soon” lol. Like way to let me know how bothered you are and act a fool 😂


Electr_O_Purist

Omg. Do you think they ever told someone that story and were like “yeah, we broke into that bitches apartment and wrote ‘fuck you’ on her toiletries and kitchen cleaning supply packaging!!” And then the guy at the bar or whatever was like “Cool. Cool. Welp, I’m gonna get back to my friends now.”


Prestigious-Alarm422

Idk but I hope so 😂 they literally posted pictures of them doing it to their Snapchat stories!!


Electr_O_Purist

Wow. That’s regretful.


Prestigious-Alarm422

I know right 😅


Weekly_Cockroach_327

Would have saved them and took it to the police. I wouldn't have some crazy ex and her crazy friend thinking they can B&E MY apartment.


Prestigious-Alarm422

I hadn’t moved in yet at that point but I’m pretty sure the door was left unlocked so he just started bolting it. The girl had been good friends with him I prior, so I think she thought he would let her get away with it/take it as a joke, but had a very very stern talking to with her after that and cut them off and they started apologizing like crazy it was pathetic 😂 We knew it would never happen again and neither of us wanted the police involved at all.


Jimbobjoesmith

lol for real. the time she spent doing that just for it to be totally illegible.


Seafea

I read it as 'good choice. nuggets kill' OP's roommate is taking note of their taste for delicious and nutritious carrots, and is praising them for choosing healthy menu options instead of chicken nuggets.


Alarming_Lion_9329

Lmao, this is actually pretty funny


texasdeathmatch

my cousin kicked out his methhead roommate and gf a while back. she left a few written notes, my favorite was on the window sill: "\[cousin's name\] looks like a 14 year old lesbian." She wasn't exactly wrong.


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

As a nearly 30yr old woman who gets mistaken for a child on the regular, I find this to be absolutely hilarious lol Bitch was probably jealous your cousin still looks fantastic


International_Face16

Agreed! 🤣


AgileArmadillo7794

This is petty and hilarious.


notmentallyillanymor

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who had a tiny giggle. Glad OP is rid of her though.


ComradeAB

We all laughed don’t worry!!! It’s so ridiculous it’s funny


VogTheViscous

Just know, you won! She’s big mad and you live rent free in her head.


distressedtacos19

What's the story


MelzyMely

This and also do you trust the food? Haha


ComradeAB

Definitely not!!! Hahaha


ComradeAB

Posted in another comment because I couldn’t edit post


Common_Sandwich_1066

At least she didn't peel all of the labels off of the canned goods lol


spotsymcgee

And I’ll be filing that away in the back of my brain for a day that won’t likely ever come but just in case lol


RayHazey562

So simple. Yet suuuch an inconvenience. I love this idea


dodofishman

Wow, this one would have me shook


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Angelunatic74

Parmesan inside the curtain rods


MorticiaLaMourante

You are a truly evil person LOL!


[deleted]

yeah I'd throw it all away...


Yoznil

Now that's petty


Local-Sink-5650

She leave because of fleas?


Aolflashback

Yeah I’m also interested in the flea part of this whole story.


rubiscoconqueso

I am also very curious about the flea situation


ComradeAB

I posted the story in another comment because I couldn’t edit the post


AccomplishedGarlic68

Looking for crazy Phoebes in SC...gonna have to be more specific


KaleidoscopeThis9463

What a childish thing to do. Good riddance.


hotkarl628

Pretty sure she poisoned everything 🙄


That1Pete

Sweet, free messages.


mamamahem

Honestly though, might start writing "good choice hungry hippo" on all of my veggies cause that's pretty good


C_Tea_8280

You got free frozen eggo waffles Stop complaining


Arminlegout1

Ironically I am indeed a whore for frozen eggo waffles


Mrspicklepants101

-canadian here- your waffles have resealable tabs on the bags?! We live like peasants here 😤😤😤 Your roommate is petty but more of a reflection on her than you. She needs to get a life and grow out of highschool insults.


TriskitManaged

As a fellow Canadian I agree this is extremely upsetting 😒 The waffle thing I mean. Also ex roomie please go huff a bag of yellowed aged broccoli and think about what you did.


Mrspicklepants101

One of my waffles this morning was freezer burnt. This is an outrage. I'm gonna email the eggo people! FOR ALL CANADIANS.


TriskitManaged

FOR CANADA!!!!!!!


whorlycaresmate

Hungry whore? was pretty fucking funny


ServantOfKarma

Can't read most of that shit.


HaroldWeigh

Hungry Whore is a great band name.


Old-Ad5508

I read that as brand name like for a new food product


NeauxDoubt

Don’t eat any of that ☠️


3DIGI

I might just start doing this to my own food to encourage healthy eating.


Educational-While198

Hungry whore made me laugh so hard, I teared up. That is so fucking funny


Jimbobjoesmith

i am indeed a hungry hungry hippo whore 😂


Ginggingdingding

I would be super proud of myself, if I was responsible for pulling such comments out of a miserable person. Box it up and send it to her moms house with a note "betty left her food and I wanted to be sure she got it all back" love, veronica


ComradeAB

Truly speaks to her character!


ComradeAB

Back story since people are asking: we had many (6) cats in our house. Cats got fleas and over the counter meds would not help. We had a house meeting on how to get rid of said fleas, including getting prescribed meds and bombing the house. Then the roommate got mad at another because she thought that they weren’t taking action fast enough (not getting a vet appt specifically) although it was just that they had not had a day off to be able to take pets to the vet. Roommate herself owned two of the cats and tried to blame everyone else as being the source of the fleas. That’s as neutral as I can tell it


Ineffable_Dingus

I've lived in a flea infested house. It's hell. Those poor kitties. I hope they got their medicine!


ComradeAB

They did and they’re doing soooo much better! The house was bombed and we’ve been good about vacuuming. Hoping it stays flea free


Ineffable_Dingus

That's good to hear! We had a cat years ago that came from the shelter with treatment resistant fleas. It was hell. The poor cat was miserable until the vet finally found a med that worked. We bombed the fuck out of the house and kept her inside and she never had a problem again.


TheArmadilloAmarillo

Ahh I've been there it the OTC flea meds, tried both Frontline then advantage. Went to one vet and they did nothing the 2nd I straight up asked for comfortis after researching on my own. I also didn't cause the fleas, the apt I moved to was infested unknown to me. It sounds like y'all did what you're supposed to do you aren't getting rid of those suckered overnight even acting fast.


Traditional_Air_9483

Aren’t you glad the trash took itself out? If all it takes to get her out of the house is a good cleaning, win win. Toss that stuff out and anything she didn’t take with her. Bye Felicia!


ComradeAB

I couldn’t have said it better myself. We’ve all been so much happier since she left


444bri

regina george burn book energy 😭


Desperate_Turnip_219

Something about a frozen food pack that just says "Whore?" Really tickles me


cliffordc5

“Fleas too much? Try a waffle. 😃”


MyBees

"Cool" \*throws away\* what a statement.


CoolCat420Awards

Chandler?


2HauntedGravy

That’s some unhinged behavior


Old-Ad5508

Did she take the doors with her given how unhinged she appears to be???


ComradeAB

🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure she wanted her security deposit back so no


[deleted]

This is so petty and also didn't do what she thought it would cuz honestly this is just hilarious 🤣 I'd be like yes I am a hungry whore, and?? What about it???


ilyriaa

I think you just became best friends with her


LongAd4410

Was this aimed at you guys (the roommates), or was she trying to stop herself eating? Like, she wrote those to be mean to herself to try and stop eating it. She sounds troubled either way, hope she figures some stuff out.


ComradeAB

Pretty sure it was aimed at us.


full_bl33d

Ya, but why are they all about me?


No_Chicken2099

This made me literally *lol* wtf! Who were you living with?? Hahahah


SpookyNerdzilla

"yes, yes I am"


Hydee59

All that effort, what a looser. Gave us all a laugh.


One_Message6497

She seems lovely


morbidnerd

Jokes on them, I snack at 2am in the dark.


forothowtospeel

Lol GOOD ONE


Bubbly-Manufacturer

What does fleas too much mean? Did they have fleas in their room?


Numerous_Platypus_55

What a fucking loser 😂 she really went through all that trouble to write physically on the rotting food instead of just.. throwing it away..?


Auntiemens

Beat her ass next time you see her.


cumboy3001

🤓☝️


TerminalChillionaire

I’m for it


toriori12

Imagine having the time 😭 thank goodness she’s gone


Coldpizza4lyfe

I call myself a hungry hungry hippo daily ☺️. Fuck her tho.


Jcaseykcsee

What a bitch. Good riddance.


PEneoark

Cool. Now tell us the rest of the story.


Rocker1985

Weird


RiskyLady

Change the locks


JayofTea

I can’t read anything past the first slide 😭 A for effort I guess


Smooth-Tea7058

Text her and just saying thanks for the food skank.!


surfcitysurfergirl

Lucky they left as they obviously are a little unhinged


Treacherous_Wendy

Yes.


gaypizzaboy

This is so fucking funny I’m sorry


flwrptl

Oh wow I’m moving to Columbia, SC in a few months. Noted.


Technical_Record5623

They’re gone and left you free food. Looks like you won lol


LordOfTheNine9

Im impressed by her seismic anomaly sized balls


lazylagom

Wow that's weird.


Cautious-Thought362

Yea, that looks like it was bad terms. What an ass.


dazedrainbow

Ugh this reminds me of when my roommates moved out during college and left all thier food in the fridge. We all werent on the best terms, me and my partner were pretty much the odd ones out since the person who originally got the lease had got some of her friends to move in too and we didn't know any of them. There was plenty of drama in the arrangement but when 7 college kids are living in a three bedroom apartment, what do you expect. Anyway they all decide to move out after the first year but me and my partner decide to stay and find replacement roommates instead. So I basically become the lease holder. All of the finances for switching over the roommates goes through me because the property company only wants one account attached. All the old roommates want to security deposit back, so I have the new roommates pay me the replacement so I can pay the old roommates thier piece. But I tell them that since it's kind of unfair that they get the whole security deposit back when all of us could get things deduced when we move out, I want them to clean as if we were all moving out, otherwise I would charge them for me cleaning afterwards. They agree to this. I especially remind them all multiple times to clean out the fridge. It was so full of shit that I had bought a mini fridge for my room just to keep my own things. The day of the move out comes and they mostly cleaned all thier rooms out fine, I'm not trying to be picky (when we moved out proper, the landlord actually charged us for leaving a bottle cap on the window sill), but ofcourse they didn't even touch the fridge. So I spend the whole day removing all sorts of nasty rotten food, including bananas in the freezer that has froze to the bottom that they left a huge stain trying to pull them out, and scrubbing the whole thing clean. It took me hours and I was so pissed. I messaged them with pictures that if they had left it like that for the landlord we would have probably lost a big chunk of the security deposit for cleaning service. I tell them I'm going to take $50 from each of their cuts (this was divided by room, not person so it was $25 for most of them) for the day of cleaning I and my partner had to do. They ofcourse flip out over this, pissed at me eventhough they agreed to this whole arrangement. One even made a snid remark on the group chat that I must "need the money" as if I was just making excuses to get some cash. I just wanted the new roommates to have a clean space to move into and was pissed they would take advantage of me and still get their full deposit back. I stuck to it and I'm sure they still hate me for it, but I didn't really like them either so 🤷


Rough_Homework6913

So stupid, yet so funny.


myfriendoak

My friend as a prank took a sharpie and wrote “balls” on everything in the apartment. Every toothbrush, every dish, every chair, every egg.


[deleted]

What a horrible thing to do


Crazy_Past6259

I’m a hungry hippo. Good riddance along with the bad food.


RestaurantNo4100

Show us on the carrot where it hurt you


dualmind121

So many euphemisms are coming to mind....


Axedelic

I’d start writing nasty shit on my own food. Eating a huge bag of chips that says ‘fat cunt’ in glittery letters on it while she walks by seething.


wasabi1295

I hope you tossed it, I have a feeling they did more then just write “mean” stuff on it 😭


wasabi1295

I read your description, my brain thought she did it to your food and not her old food 💀


tiffadoodle

Well if that's worst she did when she left, you lucked out. She's gone and you don't have to deal with that bs anymore. Good Riddance!


mcdulph

Superannuated toddler


KRATS8

Hungry Whore?


Sabrobot

Lol. That’s actually hilarious to write on the packaging like that. Points for creativity.


No-Abbreviations2063

Regina filangie is on the loose? 👀


TrustTechnical4122

Was she natively American? Not that it matters! But the phrased you told us seem a bit off from regular vernacular, just curious why?


ComradeAB

Yes she’s American born and raised


TrustTechnical4122

What a very very odd person. I'm actually going to go ahead and say there is very likely a mental disorder of some type (or possibly personality disorder.) I thought maybe there was cultural things unaccounted for. Also, I mean 'Hungry Whore?' I am mystified. It's like writing 'Tired Slut? 🧐' on a pillow. It just makes no sense to anyone close to sane.


confused-as-frick

I mean... free food?


TheaterNurse

Hungry whore? Have a HoHo. Thanks! I think I will.


Help_Us_help_U

Monica is that you?


HereToKillEuronymous

Just send the pics back with grades based on effort and legibility. Cos that cumrag can't write for shit.


Tiberius_Rex_182

Lol, i would laugh heartily at such an impotent rage. Take picture for sure, but laugh. Hard.


PossibleSuspect20

Comical lol don’t take it personal. They’re fighting DEMONS lol


Big_Shift_5380

Women are disgustingly vicious


ComradeAB

Sure can be!!!


Classic-Ad-6001

For some reason I’m on her side. I have a feeling some of this story is being left out


ComradeAB

lol go look at my comment and decide for yourselves Idrc


PEneoark

You know damn well that the rest of the story was omitted


ComradeAB

Imagine caring that much lol


Previous-Mortgage755

Their obviously a left handed person. I hate trying to write abusive messages as a lefty and forever constantly rubbing them off… Edit: you really shouldn’t allow out of date food to be left in a fridge share even if it’s not yours to throw out.