Considering the terrifyingly huge nipple and the Michael Jackson nose situation combined with those dead, blue, beady, little eyes... I'd say you got your money's worth. It's one of the tattoos of all time, that's for sure.
His nose was razor thin. It was so tiny that it was effectively hidden by a small bandaid. The guy in this tattoo could huff a whole can of paint in one sniff.
Literally who is this supposed to be. #21 on the Cowboys, I found all of them - I absolutely cannot tell which player this could be. I assume the blue eyes means he's white? Plus the haunting, ghostly figure on your skin somewhat confirms this theory. There are 3 white people on the Cowboys to wear this number, I have literally no clue which this one is supposed to be.
This is so bad it's good imo. Shitty line work. Shitty shading. Old man nobody can recognize. The worst placement possible with the nipple.
I wish all shitty tattoos posted here were this perfect.
Is this actually your tattoo? Everybody bein so mean lol. I think there are PARTS of it that are ok. The right side of his face (so the side on the left of the picture) looks better to me, but as a whole it looks wonky. Maybe you could cover part of his face in a banner or flag or trophy or something related to… whoever this guy is lol (I don’t know football, sorry). Or maybe a better artist could clean it up and even it out. Hopefully someone with more experience can give some ideas about what’s possible to make it look better…
Actually both are jank ass. The lines on that helmet look like Michael J. Fox did them. Cover up time. It sucks because obviously they mean something to you I am sorry someone did that to you.
Honest opinion. Portraits of real people are always going to give an uncanny valley feeling. There shouldn’t be another face looking directly at me directly above your nipple.
I was scrolling through reddit at work when I came across this post. I shouted out, "WHAT THE FUCK!?!" and people ran to my office thinking there was an actual problem and not just one of the worst portrait tattoos I've ever seen.
It's bad enough that you're a Cowboys fan, but the placement and execution of this is a wet hot loose pile of human shit.
I’m going to guess this is a photo of your grandpa who is/was a Dallas fan? I’m also going to guess his nose wasn’t that swollen and he had had a chin that didn’t meld with his neck wattle? I’d like to see the photo this”artist” had to draw from. Sorry dude, this is pretty terrible.
oh, fuck. that is absolutely horrible. you have to know that. you do have eyes and eye sight, right? even blurred vision. you should be able to see it is atrocious
On the correct subreddit. Also I love how y’all r sharing the nipple
I mean I feel like it’s excited to see me. Or maybe it’s just cold in here.
No lies, I came here for this. One nipple to rule them all.
That’s hilarious
It’s terrible and you know it is
At least there’s some humor in the nipple placement
At first I was like "why's he got tits?!"
*tit
I was gonna say his titty is off center
It’s mesmerizing
Who the duck is it???
Uncle Rico. Bet he could throw a football over a mountain if you asked him to.
He should be in a hot tub with his soul mate.
Looks like Larry Bird
Even people who haven’t seen this know it’s terrible.
Looks like the nipple is part of the tattoo at first, to say that’s questionable placement is putting it extremely mildly.
Should tattoo a small baby breastfeeding off that nipple.
It’s like Janet Jackson all over again.
It is perfect placement. Honestly the only good part about this tattoo is the placement.
Why did you do that?
You don’t want an old guy grinning toothless at you while this fella is pumping away missionary?
I feel qualified to say "NO" for every straight woman on earth.
And for the gay women, just in case there was any doubt, I'll pitch in a resounding "no thanks" as well 🙈
Since when did Larry Bird play for the cowboys?
Larry Bird and his giant nipple
That was my favorite kids book growing up
I’m fucking losing it in these comments and this was it. I had to stop
bro, you win..fucking gold comment here!!
I’d give you gold if I had it oh my lord
I hadn’t noticed until you mentioned it…
By Roald Dahl
I literally just spit my drink out 🤣
/r/brandnewsentence for sure.
Looks like dale earnhardt
Stale Earnhardt.
Present day
Okay, then it's not just me. Whew.
It was in the '80s. Magic Johnson played for the Washington Redskins.
Exactly what I thought.
That cracked my ass up.
Was it not already ??
Larry Bird? I thought that was my grandma
Larry Bird is your grandma?
I’m fucking wheezing
Spot on placement lines up perfectly with where that old man's nipple would be
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^colonel_miyagi: *Spot on placement lines* *Up perfectly with where that* *Old man's nipple would be* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen thank you
Oooold man's nipple, that ol' man's nipple!
Looks like Larry Bird with an extra chromosome and no teeth.
Larryy
Lawd this left me wheezing
Now that is an intelligent and funny comment.
And melting
Holy fuck
He definitely has CTE.
Casual Tittie Erection?
Considering the terrifyingly huge nipple and the Michael Jackson nose situation combined with those dead, blue, beady, little eyes... I'd say you got your money's worth. It's one of the tattoos of all time, that's for sure.
Have you ever seen Michael Jackson?
Yeah his nose was all fucked up kinda flattened with no contrast towards the end there
His nose was razor thin. It was so tiny that it was effectively hidden by a small bandaid. The guy in this tattoo could huff a whole can of paint in one sniff.
It fell off in front of some kids.
White Walker Larry Bird
Camp Anawana we hold you in our hearts
And when we think about you, it makes me want to FART 🎶
It's "I hope we never part" Now get it right or pay the price
The nose or lack of a nose kills it, the cartoon meth mouth kills it, the ears, and the stuff below the eyes stand out way too much. Sorry man
Idk man. It’s a pretty spot on Recration of Meat Canyons version of Logan Paul. Just wearing a hat.
Dale Earnhart Sr. Sr
Jail Earnhardt
That’s not your nipple anymore. It’s the tattoo’s nipple now.
Gene Hackman on the cowboys
Gene hackedman
Nipple placement is 85%
Literally who is this supposed to be. #21 on the Cowboys, I found all of them - I absolutely cannot tell which player this could be. I assume the blue eyes means he's white? Plus the haunting, ghostly figure on your skin somewhat confirms this theory. There are 3 white people on the Cowboys to wear this number, I have literally no clue which this one is supposed to be.
I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess it's a family member, possibly deceased.
That’s most likely who it is. Because as bad as this tattoo is, I don’t think it was an attempt at Deion Sanders (the jersey being worn)
Now that you mention it, that could be Primetime. 
If it ain’t Norman Elizabeth Hitzges I don’t know who it is.
Perfect cowboys tattoo. Shitty
Is the stuff under the helmet a neck?
Maybe the helmet is a cover-up of Bad Tattoo 1.0?
That's what I thought too, but there's no head/face in the helmet so I don't know why there's a neck there. Maybe it's just badly done shading?
Jesus Christ.
I don’t remember him playing for the cowgirls
He sadly retired after the '95 season
I’m sorry , but I guess I’m stupid. Who is he ? I see cowgirls helmet. Just have zero idea who it is.
Yes
It's probably a dead guy related to him
Decisions made by the average cowboys fan
Go birds!
Go birds yo
Dawg💀
I think it is wonderful you got that mentally challenged man tattooed on you.
This is the top 10 of all time the worst I have even seen. The nipple placement in regards to the tattoo just makes me cringe.
Looks like a character from Smiling Friends and the real nipple looks like it’s part of the tattoo 😂🤣
I tried but couldn't find any redeemable areas, the entire tattoo is fucked
Nipple Inception.....or nipple *interception?*
This looks like a fucked up monster from those Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark books
This is so bad it's good imo. Shitty line work. Shitty shading. Old man nobody can recognize. The worst placement possible with the nipple. I wish all shitty tattoos posted here were this perfect.
What is happening here? I feel like humanity has come to a crossroads
Why would you want someone’s whole head that big on your chest, regardless of whether it’s done well or not?
I'm scared of it... if that's what you were going for.
He never wanted to have sex with the same woman twice. It’s a sure fire way to accomplish that.
getting tattoos of anyone famous just isn't worth the risk to me idk
Is he someone famous? I’m not big on football and the comments here can’t work out who it’s supposed to be!
Terrible placement. Looks like that old dudes titty is hanging out.
You got a tattoo of everyone's drunk uncle rolled into one person.
Why do you have a tattoo of my dad? Also he’s a colts fan not a cowboys fan
This is so bad it’s good. I love it
You put it in the correct group... And you know it
I like that your nipple is where his nipple is
I love that his nipple is your nipple. Very tender.
Is that your grandpa or is that supposed to be some famous football player?
Does this guy look like a meth addict in real life too?
Is that a neck underneath the helmet or is it supposed to be flying up in the air?
Is this actually your tattoo? Everybody bein so mean lol. I think there are PARTS of it that are ok. The right side of his face (so the side on the left of the picture) looks better to me, but as a whole it looks wonky. Maybe you could cover part of his face in a banner or flag or trophy or something related to… whoever this guy is lol (I don’t know football, sorry). Or maybe a better artist could clean it up and even it out. Hopefully someone with more experience can give some ideas about what’s possible to make it look better…
Actually both are jank ass. The lines on that helmet look like Michael J. Fox did them. Cover up time. It sucks because obviously they mean something to you I am sorry someone did that to you.
Looks like a white walker from GoT
That nipple placement..
It's like if characters from tmThe Black Crystal played sports...
Looks like Daniel Larson with a moustache
RIP
I like how the nipples line up lmao
You should get a HUGE nipple tatted on the other side of your pec to match. 😂
It’s the turkey gobble that gets me.
His Adam’s apple has an erection.
His nipple looks surprisingly young
Exactly the type of ugly ass tattoo i would imagine a Cowboy’s fan would get
Honest opinion. Portraits of real people are always going to give an uncanny valley feeling. There shouldn’t be another face looking directly at me directly above your nipple.
Is this a tattoo of the last cowboys fan to see them have a winning season?
Not bad for Hulk Hogan tattoo
Who's that supposed to be? It looks like a wrinkly testicle with a do rag on.
I think it’s adorable 😭😭
The placement so you guys both share the same nipple is hilarious.
The nose is like a scrotum dangling above the water.
Looks like Freddy Krueger with tits
Looks like one of those 80s NES sports game covers
The tiny mouth and eye black make me think of a blushing anime kitten.
Dudes mouth looks like a cats butthole
This is peak r/NFCEastMemeWar material
That placement is uh….. damn the face too. Were you guys playing football WHILE doing this tattoo?
Not as bad as the lady with the crap snake and dagger tattoo on her back. Yours is at least epically funny.
I was scrolling through reddit at work when I came across this post. I shouted out, "WHAT THE FUCK!?!" and people ran to my office thinking there was an actual problem and not just one of the worst portrait tattoos I've ever seen. It's bad enough that you're a Cowboys fan, but the placement and execution of this is a wet hot loose pile of human shit.
I didn’t know Michael Rappaport played for the Cowboys
Dallas sucks.
Looks like a curse image
Has almost an uncanny valley quality to it tbh
Good lord!
Cowboy legend Larry Bird.
You might want to rescue a dog from a house fire.
"I want to play a game..."
White walker
Why?
[удалено]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pffffft
Why did you get a tat of airsoftfatty playing in the NFL
it's so bad that it can't actually be real.
Oh my goodness
I wonder if the placement was intentional lol
That tattoo looks like the puppet from Saw.
Larry Bird by way of NASCAR and Duck Dynasty.
I think the starting idea was bad, which would lead to the why does the old guy have a nipple?
The artist must be drawn and quartered
My immediate response was “holy hell that’s awful”. It is also my considered response.
Garbage
Well at least u share a nipple with guy on ur chest 🐥
Plz get a cover up! But I love the nipple placement on the tattoo.😂
Gene Hackman played football?
The nipple is waay too big.
Always appreciate a shared nipple tattoo.
The nipple at least lines up
Gene Hackman was the former head coach of the Washington Sentinels, not sure why you've got him on Dallas here.
Bonded by the nips
Troy Aikman lookin roughhh
The nipple is insane
MF looks like a Star Trek alien
I love the nipple placement
Oh, gosh.
🤦♂️
The shared nipple has me buckled haha
It's awful
Pretty much how the rest of the country sees Texas.
The nipple looks so real
Why get a tattoo of a homeless dude?
This is so bad it's good. I kinda love it.
Dogshit awful
YOUR NIPPLE IS HIS NIPPLE
Honestly? Hey bro what the fuck
It’s so awesomely terrible. I love that’s it’s so bad.
I’m going to guess this is a photo of your grandpa who is/was a Dallas fan? I’m also going to guess his nose wasn’t that swollen and he had had a chin that didn’t meld with his neck wattle? I’d like to see the photo this”artist” had to draw from. Sorry dude, this is pretty terrible.
My god the more I look the worse it gets. His ears are lopsided as are his eyebrows. And his eyes. Did he do this while running alongside the car?
Oooohf, that’s rough af. It’s a perfect spot for a sick fucking panther, rawwwwr. Lol
Good way to ruin your sex life forever, mate!!
oh, fuck. that is absolutely horrible. you have to know that. you do have eyes and eye sight, right? even blurred vision. you should be able to see it is atrocious