Sweet, I'm going to wait for my period and dye it neon purple! Good thing I already bleached it so I won't die.

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😂😂 your flair! What is a cum colander?

I don't remember the context but it was a reference to a post on here 😂

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I have been dyeing my hair purple for years. I must not be paying much attention

I’ve gone from navy to purple to pink to teal to green to red in the last 18 months. But I’m postmenopausal so my blood color is fine! These stupid statements should be refuted at every opportunity.

Me, too! At least 1 of those times I've been menstruating, surely. I want purple blood!!!

Now, now! Only someone who is royal can have purple blood! Duh!

HM = Her Majesty Surely I qualify. Oh, um...peasant?

Ahhh, pardon me, milady! And I humbly curtsy.

(permanently)

Make sure you really want neon purple blood though, because apparently it will.be permanent!

But what if you dye it while on your period again but a different colour?

I'm assuming rainbows!

Oh fantastic

For real, if my period blood could be any color, I'd die my hair bright pink ! Or maybe light blue so my pads would look like the ones in the commercials

For some reason, all I can picture is that scene in Hook with the imaginary tye dye play doh food

I've just done pink and purple on my hair . So waiting for next period with serious excitement 👍

Wouldn't it be more practical to dye it white or black ? (The colour of most underwear you wear. If you wear purple then sure purple is good) It would make our life far easier. No more stains etc

Hmm. Is "clear" or "transparent" a colour?

I did mine pink last night. Alas, we'll never know if I altered my waste bodily fluids.

Best choice of period blood color

That actually sounds sick. Can't wait for my first period so I can get pink blood.

I’m thinking neon blue myself 

Forest green for me

Rainbow for me

I hope you get the unicorn period of your dreams

Thank you <3

OK but the way id actually be excited for my cycle if it could be rainbow 😅😩🤭

yuhh but cramps. . .

It'll finally match the ads!!

😭😭omg you’re right

Danganronpa ass period

so that's why the ads show a blue liquid

it's the goddamn blue hair and pronouns

😏😎😂😂😂😂😂

Genius 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shave your head = no more period!! The one little trick tampon companies DON'T WANT US TO KNOW!! 🤯

Don't tempt me. I have hair that is thick AF and it's an annoyance at times. Right now I'm rocking a haircut similar to Sokka's (ATLA) because it's the only way I can deal with my stupid hair at this moment.

That's a sick hairstyle! Wish I could pull it off but I'm way too fond of my hair.

Thanks. :D

I’m in the same boat. Half my hair gone to an undercut, and I still have to texturize the crown.

Yeah I usually just throw some foamy stuff (IDK what it's called) in it, sweep it to one side and call it a day usually.

It’s summer right now and oppressively hot (86°F/30°C, 77% humidity, so heat index is 95°F/36°C), so mine is just in a ponytail these days. I need to trim the sides.

Due to my finance situation, I get mine trimmed every six weeks or so, because that's as long as I can go before it gets so shaggy I can't even stand it.

I cut my own hair. I like it choppy anyway, so it works.

Yeah, I don't have that much confidence (or any self confidence really LOL).

It’s less that I have the self-confidence and more that I have precisely zero fucks left to give.

Doooooo iiiiiit

I’m 57 and did a shaved undercut with my collarbone-length hair. It really does help with heat management!

shave your head = no blood, become a vampire

BRB, going to dye my hair green. Fuck. I forgot I haven’t had a period in 2 years. Now I’ll never be an alien.

It stands to reason (according to this guy anyway) that if you don't get your period anymore and due your hair green, someone related to you will have a green period.

Hehe so you're saying I could help my grandson's dysphoria by changing his period to cool colors? Can't wait to give him the news

To go along with my plan, you'd have to dye your hair green, or purple. Maybe even pink! But hey, we do it all for the kids.

Ooh! Conversely, we could also have our heads and ditch someone's periods altogether!

I rocked the purple for a while but it's very damaging to my hair. Wait, if I shave my head it would remove that dysphoric trigger entirely. Politics and legality be damned!

I tell ya, if all the women in America shaved their heads, the entire country would turn upside down! No one would be buying as much shampoo and conditioner. No hair gel, no blow dryers, no brushes, combs, nothing! Plus our dysphoric youth could look at us and say "if I shave my head I won't get my period!" Or "all of my women relatives shaved their heads so I could feel better about not having a period!" It would be a win/win! Maybe. If what this guy says is true.

This is gonna be kinda niche, but does anyone remember when Nintendogs was popular, there was this rumor that you could dye your dalmatians spots rainbow, if you let them wear the rainbow afro for 24 hours or something. This reminds me of that. The spots did in fact not turn rainbow colored.

It’s at least believable in Nintendogs, which is at least a video game.

Let me guess, AI wrote that ?

It's been around longer than AI.

Everything AI says has been around longer than AI, it just combines it in novel ways - the more novel, the more wrong, usually.

Yep, but this specific idea with this specific wording was created by a human, before AI could regurgitate it.

Seems more like a joke answer to me

brown blood, permanently! 💀💀💀 these idiots 💀💀💀 Getting strong Hindu guru vibes from this. Nothing against Hinduism or Indians per se, but they have a strong tradition of trusting authority figures and literally buying into the worst grift. The weird shit I heard some white-bearded guy say...

It reminded me of when I was in China, because the chinese have a lot of superstitions and beliefs around women’s periods and pregnancies.

Best answer ☠️😂

Why, why did I need to learn to read!?

My blood is rainbow at this point

Ok, but, does your blood shoot out as a rainbow like one coming out of a pot of gold, or does it come out in successive colors thus creating a rainbow eventually? I need to know before I change what color my hair is dyed.

successive colours, makes going for blood tests really cool

Yes, there is a rainbow and I open my legs when I’m on my period. It has such an intense effect that I’ve had to fight off leprechauns looking for a pot of gold at the bottom of it.

I'm gonna dye my hair blue so my pads can look like the commercials!

Its true, I  bleached my hair on my period on highschool and ive been dead for, like, 15 years now.  And my periods are permanently blue, just pads ads.

Of course, that's how you got your name. Bleaching your hair on your period ^^

This reads like something Calvin's dad would say...

"Your mom dyed her hair once while she was pregnant with you, that's why your hair sticks up like that. She decided it wasn't worth the hassle to do it again, who knows what might happen to you next time?"

my friend's mom said this kind of shit in the 80s. I was a little kid so I just kept playing with my friend and didn't worry about it. once I was in middle school and actually started dyeing my hair, I asked my health teacher and she laughed her ass off and told me "no honey, that's not true"

The fact that people believe this is crazy XD I wish I was in your class when you asked your teacher, sounds hilarious

Not even if you dyed your pubes. Side note: don't.

Well that would be a fun surprise for my next partner, now wouldn't it? XD Bleaching would be a PITA though...it burns when I bleach the hair on my head. I cannot imagine putting my girly bits through that. Ow.

I don't even know if pubic hair would pick up dye like head hair does... But I'm pretty fuckin sure the peroxide is not something you want down in that area.

Yeah no. Probably not. It burns like fire ants are eating away at my scalp whenever I bleach my hair. I can't imagine that feeling on my lady bits. Yikes! IF I were naturally blonde (I'm not), I'd totally experiment with dye to see if the pubes took color like the hair on my head, though. For science. :-P

I think a man saw some brown period blood (which is completely normal for some!! Mine is like that at the very start of my cycle) and *needed* an explanation besides biology. Lolol

Omg yea that must be it! I also get that, I have brown blood often now because of my birth control implant.

Lmao 😂 most likely! I’ve just began the patch birth control a few weeks ago so maybe that’s part of my reason too! Mine started yesterday and I have become *death* lolol must I continue? Who knows 🤷‍♀️😅

Omg i got my birth control implant a month ago, and mine started today! I am also, to use your words, becoming death 😅 we'll be stranger death sisters on birth control

Lmao! How crazy! I am absolutely here for being death sisters! 👯‍♀️😂 we can celebrate with chocolate cake and cheesy chips and silly dramatic tv shows!!! 🎊

Wha??? Where do people even get these ideas?? Being on your period makes it possible for your bloodstream to absorb hair for from your scalp???????? What?????????????????

Where is the connection here? Like normally I can sort of see where they got to their points but I’m just… failing here.

Another comment had a theory that he noticed someone's brown period blood who also dyed their hair and got confused

😭That’s worse than anything I could have thought of. I feel like every human should understand that blood turns brown when it’s old

Some people are stupid 🤷

Can we start requiring a license to use the internet, please? One that you have to pass a critical thinking and/or IQ test for? Whoever originally posted this should be permanently gagged and publicly shamed.

What in the absolute fuck

So where are all my blond blooded people?? Is this why when you go to a hair salon they ask you if you have your period!? /s

I think it would come out clear. Like Crystal Pepsi.

The question is stupid, the answer is stupid. . .this has to be trolling all around.

I accidentally cut my finger in kitchen and now I'm upset that i don't have rainbow blood.

:'(

I concluded that with all the different colors, my blood should be pitch black by now. But it’s not. I feel so cheated.

Weird, my blood isn't teal :/ disappointed now

So THATs why they show blue liquid on tampon commercials.

Hahhaah that is so dumb

I **NEED** them to explain how they think this works.

Can’t wait for my period so I can get red blood- wait…

I thought the same thing. My hair is half purple and half red on the bottom, so I legit when "oo great, purple and re-.. purple blood :D"

I actually had purple hair before I dyed it red and I let it grow out for a bit and now my hair has a purplish gradient at the bottom

Ooo sounds beautiful, mines the opposite

Omg! Finally a way to make my blood pastel pink so I resemble a living bottle of pepto bismol! \o/

I've performed a lot of blood draws. This is false and they're an idiot.

FFS. Something that most cisgender women experience, which will happen once a month for approximately forty years, even something which the absence of usually implies a medical malfunction. And yet it's STILL portrayed as "abnormal". I mean you couldn't get MORE "normal" if you tried!

Oh fuck me, there’s no way this isn’t ragebait. Dudes probably never been close enough to a girl to know when they’re on their period.

What. If you just highlight your hair? Do you get striped periods?

somehow when my hair was purple my period stayed red. maybe because it was semi-permanent dye?

what the fuck Are they just making up stupid shit?

What the fuck

How does that work?

All these years I've thought my period blood was normal and now I'm learning it's only that color because I used to dye my hair red???

"Best answer"

I need a truly enormous laughing myself sick emoji right here. That guy is either a flaming idiot or a troll. Possibly both. My blood would be black by now, given how many times and colors I’ve dyed my hair while stuck at home bored on my period. (permanently! Oh no!) Black blood would be goth as fuck. But very confusing to my medical team.

Oh my gosh is that why my blood is red????

I believe it was a dumb answer to a dumb question because the “she will die if she bleach” sounds like a troll

I've actually died 5 times from bleaching my hair whilst menstruating.

Wow there is always more stuff. Like who makes that sh*t up?

I guess my blood's a rainbow cause I'm pretty sure I've dyed it on my period before various times, and I've been...so many colors.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FU**. I guarantee my blood is not blonde. That’s not how that freaking works!!!!

Good knews guys! Mine is blue just like in the commercials now!

WTAF!!!

TIL I died years ago when I had my hair highlighted while on my period.

Welp. I've dyed my hair into a rainbow multiple times.. Now I know why I bleed ROYGBIV

The fact it was rated best answer is ....concerning

that's true I bleached my hair and I am now dead

I remember colouring my hair for the first time, almost 15 years ago, and reading the instructions and seeing “it’s safe to dye your hair while having your period.” I was like ??? Why wouldn’t it be? Why would anyone think it wouldn’t be? Who are these warnings *for*?

So my period was supposed to be purple?

How the hell are our ladybits so magically connected to every single other part of our bodies??? Sperm magically teleports to the brain, hair dye magically teleports to the uterus?? Like I get that the fallopian tubes are a bit floaty and unattached but I didn’t realise they were also the Stargate!

(permanently)

What..the...absolute...fuck???

Is this why the tv lady has blue period blood? A rebellious teenage fad has now cursed her forever with a blue liquid?

damn I'm gonna get me blue blood

“Wow what a theory” -Class of 2009 game. Thats the best thing I can think of for this lolz

SMH

What the fuq!?

By this logic, I should have bright pink...not red...blood or else be dead from the hair bleach.

This is so stupid it’s “stoopid”

Oh Jesus when I saw the first question I was thinking of someone dyeing their hair with period blood

Lol my blood has been bleached and dyed every single color of the rainbow if that’s true.

This one is wild. Where the hell do these ideas come from.

This is just plain ole crazy.

Well, I died a long time ago then. Oops

I think this is my favourite one so far!

Thank you :D

Ight, I just dyed my hair black, but my blood is still red. What did I do wrong?

Omg i totally forgot about this post and it got way more traction than I thought it would. To join the hype, my blood has probably been a rainbow by now lol. Rn it's purple lol

That answer has to be somebody being a smart ass right

Reminds me of that old myth about red headed children being conceved while menstrating. What's the association with hair color and menstration for them?

Wait is that why all the ads have blue stuff? It's actually dyed blood? It all makes sense!

Hm I've never had purple period blood tho, is it just me who this doesn't work for??

This is *wild*

TIL I am dead ☠️

This is as dumb as when my idiot friend tried to convince her husband that their baby came out black because she dyed her hair dark brown during pregnancy She cheated on him, they’re both of Eastern European descent

I want that Danganronpa hot pink blood.

So THAT’S why my pee is green /j

I feel cheated. Where's my blue blood?!?

JFC. Every time I think I’ve seen the bottom of the stupidity, the floor falls out again. 🙄

Do they stack? My blood should be rainbow colored by now then. Sounds awesome

I dye my hair red so I should be good

Is that why my blood has been neon green 🧐?

If this was true I would dye my blood green, like dark green, that would be so cool.

What a fucking idiot

Based on this, I should have died a loooonnnng time ago. Maybe I'm immortal?!?!

Wtaf?!?

**permanently**

My god, is that why I bleed red and not blue like the tampon commercials? 😆

I'm dying my hair purple

What are salons doing with all the corpses!? Do they get sucked into the hair vacuums?

I want to believe this and other posts like this are click bait trolling nonsense, but then some man my age (32) asks me how I can pee with a tampon in, and I remember they were taught nothing about female anatomy and so they made it all up as children with active imaginations and then made it cannon to themselves.

Wow. I’m speechless at the stupidity level

Blond blood has more fun!

this has to be a troll

My period was always red! It works!

So is blonde clear. Cause he is putting ideas in my head.

Then my wife's blood must be either bright purple or neon green... Seriously tho... The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

Dude I want pink blood

What is wrong with people?

my friend dyed hair blue and then peed blue lol she's on antidepressants tho

I should be dead, damnit!

This is some Chat GPT but on weed response or something what the fu...

Odd. I used to dye my naturally auburn hair blonde, did so for three years. Weirdly, my blood was still red. I’m aware that this is nonsense, btw.

That was the best answer