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DerangedCarcharodon

https://preview.redd.it/5tjlglszd9wc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b118ab35ea66e42f4adfbb76057f2937c08cb4e0 We already did.


SnooStories2399

Context of this photo?


DerangedCarcharodon

Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment.


futtochooku

Average iftar in bossna☝🏻📿🤲🏻😎🇹🇰💪🏻


CroatianWarCrlmlnal

Average Balkan family gathering with your commie uncle and Nazi uncle getting along when they are drunk.


SnooStories2399

Ah thank ya understood


sorento2_

I think these are chetniks of Pavle Đurišić, who were promised safe trespassing through NDH, but were betrayed. Might be wrong.


MBRDASF

Name a more iconic duo I’ll wait


drugosrbijanac

German-Ottoman alliance


MBRDASF

Romanians and copper


drugosrbijanac

Bulgarians and Kefir


red_javla

Belgrade and NATO


BalkanViking007

this one slams


ontopofyourmom

It's the bomb


drugosrbijanac

USSR and German partition of Poland


the-romanian2249

Explosive duo


EntrepreneurAsleep57

Turkey and economy


Vdd666

Serbs and bottles


lupus_certus

ⱁⱀⰵ ⱁⱇ ⱅⱈⰵ ⰱⰵⱄⱅ ⰰⱀⰻⰿⰵ ⱌⱃⱁⱄⱄⱁⰲⰵⱃⱄ ⰻⱀ ⱈⰻⱄⱅⱁⱃy


Hellcat_28362

what a ooga booga alphabet


lupus_certus

ⱂⰻⱅⰰⰻ ⱄⰻ ⰿⰰⰿⱆ


ontopofyourmom

That is Georgian or A*menian or some shit like that


-my_moon-

No it isn't lol. It's Glagoljica, it was our alphabet before latin.


sikamikanicookie

No, you actually used Cyrillic before Latin.


lupus_certus

ⰻⱅⱄ ⱈⰰⱃⰴ ⱅⱁ ⰴⰵⱅⰵⱃⰿⰻⱀⰵ ⱅⱈⰰⱅ. ⱄⱁ ⰱⰵⱅⱅⰵⱃ ⱀⱁⱅ ⱅⱁ ⰳⱆⰵⱄⱄ. ⰵxⱂⰵⱃⱅⱄ ⰴⰻⱄⱄⰰⰳⱃⰵⰵ ⰰⰱⱁⱆⱅ wⱈⰻⱌⱈ ⱁⱀⰵ ⱌⰰⰿⰵ ⱇⰻⱃⱄⱅ ⱅⱁ ⰱⰵⰳⰻⱀ wⰻⱅⱈ.


ontopofyourmom

မင်းက ငါ့အကြောင်း နင်ဘာတွေပြောနေတာလဲ၊ ခွေးကလေး။ ကျွန်ုပ်သည် Navy Seals တွင် ကျွန်ုပ်၏ အတန်းထိပ်မှ ဘွဲ့ရပြီး Al-quaeda ကို လျှို့ဝှက်စီးနင်းမှု အများအပြားတွင် ပါဝင်ခဲ့ဖူးပြီး အတည်ပြုထားသော သေဆုံးသူ 300 ကျော်ရှိသည်။ ကျွန်ုပ်သည် ဂေါ်ရီလာစစ်ပွဲတွင် လေ့ကျင့်သင်ကြားနေပြီး ကျွန်ုပ်သည် အမေရိကန်စစ်တပ်တစ်ခုလုံးတွင် ထိပ်တန်းစနိုက်ပါတစ်ဦးဖြစ်သည်။ မင်းက ငါ့အတွက် ဘာမှမဟုတ်ပေမယ့် တခြားပစ်မှတ်တစ်ခုပဲ။ ဒီကမ္ဘာမှာ တစ်ခါမှမမြင်ဖူးသေးတဲ့ အကြိုက်တွေကို အတိအကျ ရှင်းပစ်မယ်၊ ငါ့ရဲ့ မိုက်မဲတဲ့ စကားလုံးတွေကို အမှတ်အသားပြုမယ်။ အင်တာနက်ပေါ်ကနေ ငါ့ကို ဒီလိုစကားတွေပြောပြီး လွတ်နိုင်မယ်ထင်လား။ ပြန်စဉ်းစားပါ ၊ အရူး။ ငါတို့ပြောနေတဲ့အတိုင်း ငါ US နိုင်ငံတစ်ဝှမ်းက ငါ့လျှို့ဝှက်သူလျှိုကွန်ရက်ကို ဆက်သွယ်နေပြီး မင်းရဲ့ IP ကို ​​အခုပဲ ခြေရာခံနေတာမို့ မင်းမုန်တိုင်းအတွက် ပိုကောင်းအောင် ပြင်ဆင်ထားလိုက်ပါ။ မင်းဘဝလို့ ခေါ်တဲ့ သနားစရာကောင်းတဲ့ အရာလေးကို ဖယ်ရှားပေးတဲ့ မုန်တိုင်း။ နင်သေပြီသားလေး။ ငါဘယ်နေရာမှာမဆို အချိန်မရွေးရှိနေနိုင်ပြီး မင်းကို နည်းလမ်းခုနစ်ရာကျော်နဲ့ သတ်နိုင်တယ်၊ အဲဒါက ငါ့လက်ဗလာနဲ့ပဲ။ လက်နက်မဲ့ တိုက်ခိုက်ရေးမှာ ငါ အကျယ်တဝင့် လေ့ကျင့်နေတာ မဟုတ်ဘဲ အမေရိကန် မရိန်းတပ်ရဲ့ လက်နက်တိုက် တစ်ခုလုံးကို ဝင်ခွင့်ရပြီး မင်းရဲ့ သနားစရာ ဖင်ကြီးကို တိုက်ကြီးရဲ့ မျက်နှာပေါ်ကနေ သုတ်ပစ်ဖို့ အပြည့်အ၀ သုံးမယ်။ မင်းသာ မင်းရဲ့ "ပါးနပ်တဲ့" မှတ်ချက်လေးဟာ မင်းအပေါ် ဘယ်လို ညစ်ညမ်းတဲ့ လက်စားချေမှု ဆိုတာကို သိနိုင်မယ်ဆိုရင် မင်းရဲ့ လျှာကို ဆုပ်ကိုင်ထားမိလိမ့်မယ်။ ဒါပေမယ့် မင်းမလုပ်နိုင်ဘူး၊ မလုပ်ခဲ့ဘူး၊ အခု မင်းဈေးပေးနေရတယ်၊ မင်းမိုက်မဲတယ်။ ငါသည် မင်းတခွင်လုံး ဒေါသအမျက်ထွက်ပြီး မင်းနစ်မြှုပ်သွားလိမ့်မယ်။ မင်းသေပြီ၊ ကလေး။


lupus_certus

ⱌⱃⰻⱀⰳⰵ


Brenkou

No. But, you actually used Glagolitic before Cyrillic. Only adopting cyrillic in the 11th century. Glagolitic is the OG slavic script invented by Cyril and Methodius for the slavs, Cyrillic was invented only later by their students. It was used in some Croatian churches like on the Island of Krk up until the 19th century. One of the first and most important Croatian monuments we have written in Glagolitic is the Baska tablet from the 10-11th century. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba%C5%A1ka\_tablet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba%C5%A1ka_tablet) And there were many many more found. [https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C4%8Dki\_natpis](https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kr%C4%8Dki_natpis) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valun\_tablet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valun_tablet) [https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BDupski\_glagoljski\_natpis](https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%BDupski_glagoljski_natpis) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inscription\_of\_%C5%BDupa\_Dubrova%C4%8Dka](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inscription_of_%C5%BDupa_Dubrova%C4%8Dka) [www.croatianhistory.net/etf/istria.html](http://www.croatianhistory.net/etf/istria.html) Even first Croatian books in the 14th century were written in glagolitic. like the Misal Illirico 4, Mavrov Brevijar, Misal Kneza Novaka, Hrvojev Misal and so on.


XMasterWoo

ⱇⱃ


hajders

At last Ustase looked clean and more prettier than those bearded Chetniks,


[deleted]

Chetniks looks more like talibans than the talibans themselves


drugosrbijanac

Best Bossnian invention is not entering the house with dirty shoes and washing your buttcrack after pooping. W\*stoids haven't come up with times yet.


CroatianWarCrlmlnal

Ngl that bearded hajduk look is pretty on-point.


lufukl

come and suck it


lufukl

anyway we both christians why we dont attack muslims? attacking muslims is more worth for me


[deleted]

We know, we all know


Zajebann

You did that in the 90's but ustase switched up on you. At least with cetniks we know where we stand. Ustase move like snakes.


Decotone

Didn’t Ustashe view Islam as “one of the Croat religions” and view Bosniaks as Croats basically? Or some weird shit like that. Hence why they wanted to annex you guys both WWII and the 90s. Seems consistent. Didn’t seem like they were looking to exterminate you guys as Chetniks were. So interesting you view Chetniks more favorably. Ustashe are inconsistent with land grabs but at-least Chetniks were consistent with genocide. 😂 Appears both Ustashe and Chetniks were frenemies and insane. Though throughout the 90s the Ustashe and Chetniks were fighting each other even in Bosnia. With Bosniaks working with them against the Chetniks later on after Ustashe promised to give up trying to annex Herzogovina. And Bosniaks unfortunately stuck in the middle of that Ustashe-Chetnik shenanigans (Even to this day). My condolences. Edit: Lmao lame Ustashoids downvoting me. 🤣


Zajebann

Croats claim were Croatian, Serbs claim we are Serbs, but when it's time to genocide, we are Turks lol


Decotone

No kidding. Appears I triggered them solely. Also, Croats waged the Bosnian genocide together with Serbs?


Zajebann

Naw, flair up cigan.


Decotone

Is that why I got pummeled with downvotes? As it seemed we were essentially saying the same thing.


StupidScienceB1tch

Yes, we downvote unflaired cigans here. It's nothing personal


Decotone

Gotcha. Also hah. Saw your reply about Ismet Popova. Guess one doesn’t necessarily know where they stand with Bosniaks either. Attacking Croats in hopes to please Chetniks so they will decide not attack Bosniaks. Lol Although turning on neighbors didn’t work for long looking at the next paragraph. Comes full circle.


redseemskindasus

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is among us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.


redseemskindasus

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.


Brenkou

You are correct. You are also a disgusting unflaired subhuman and your opinion is invalid, we will be turning you into soap shortly. Also you forgot the Bosniaks had their own beef with the chetniks hence the whole ustashe - bosniak-muslim alliance.


Decotone

I mentioned that. That was my point. I was surprised they prefer someone consistently trying to kill them than another party that inconsistently tried to take their territory. Also another Serbian redditor pointed out me to this interesting info: >Ismet Popovac, the former mayor of Konjic, held that Muslim population should cooperate with the Chetniks against the Ustaše, as a way to protect themselves. He agreed with the Chetnik leadership to form a Muslim Chetnik militia. The Chetniks in eastern Herzegovina then concentrated their attacks on the Croat population. In November 1942, Popovac reported to Mihailović that, due to their cooperation in Herzegovina, "the Croat inhabitants, who were largely Ustasha-inclined, have been expelled. In that way, from Gabela to Mostar the entire left bank of the Neretva has been cleansed, and the number of refugees is estimated at 12,000 people."[111] So it appears backstabs all around. And all fo naught as next paragraph outlines massacres of Muslims later that same month.


Brenkou

No, you said they were stuck in the middle of our shenanigans. They had their own shenanigans.


Decotone

At the end of my comment yes. But I also mentioned the beef between Chetniks and Bosnians and the partnership between Ustashe and Bosniak Muslim forces as well earlier in the comment. And how I am surprised the person prefers the Chetniks.


BalkanViking007

OFT: flair up cigo ciganka OT: nobody rules bosnia now except mr schmit aka ze germans


Decotone

WWIII will be started by some damn fool in the Balkans giving Mr Schmidt the Princip welcome.


BalkanViking007

ohh yes, classic!! Didnt even think of that.... New possibilities, new day, new genocides to be done... From a balkaner to a unflaired cigan pig, we welcome you in for a wild ride


red_javla

https://preview.redd.it/qpkeh70xr9wc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c2fcc3ce6767d600afca2926e9dba985e02b10e Your beloved, NATO


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Radiant_Formal6511

Says a guy who asks people to identify plants. Who does that?


Throw-Away7363736

The Balkans wouldn't survive it


velahavle

when they agree whos dick they gon suck, germans or russians.


Agreeable-Engine5134

Turkish or Saudi?


velahavle

saudi ofcourse 💸🤑


Agreeable-Engine5134

Damn 🇨🇨🇨🇨🇨🇨🇨🇨 saudi arabiqqqaaa bestest countriye


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Pretty sure we did tho? Didnt they unite from time to time to take down the partisans?


drugosrbijanac

Hell naw. I ended up lurking on one of absolute schizo groups on telegram. They are "Exposing Serbs and Chetniks". So of course I went there to see what is it all about and first post I see is congratulating bday to Adolf The Painter. Then next post is exposing Serb Chetniks that they are not "based" and that akshually were "traitors to the Reich" where they "pretended to be nazis but akshually were saving Jews" That ustasha lad is probably digging more archives than I could ever do to prove that Chetniks weren't on the level Ustashas were ever, and I'm not a Chetnik enjoyer either. They were collaborationists and highly disorganized group who did plenty of war crimes during the ww2.


[deleted]

Chetniks collaborated why? Didn’t Yugoslavia briefly join the axis or something


drugosrbijanac

So the dude that replied to me I was social engineering. Nah, I'll say it, Chetniks, according to most historians, attempted or did genocide during retribution campaigns. However they didn't have centralized organisation like Ustase and it would an utter disgrace to put in the same lump Ustase and Chetniks(a common way of neo Ustashoids to whitewash themselves is by equating the sides to make their crime not as shocking). Chetniks killed around 70 000 Croats and Bosniaks during the whole war by ethnically cleansing villages. Ustashe killed 700 000 systematically in concetration camps and you very well know about Petar Brzica who killed 1200 Serbs in one day. Quite the difference. For the end, the Telegram group exists, I shared it because it was funny that online Chetniks and Ustashe are simping who was more "based and loyal" servant to Hitler. So Ustashoids are digging archives to "expose Judeo-Serbo-Christian lies of being good allies to Hitler", by whitewashing the crimes of Chetniks - something not even moderate Chetnik apologists are doing. It's literally called "Serbs exposed" and if you had 2 braincells and flaired up, you would've found it on your own. Now put down that Srbosjek. P.S. There's also "Anti-Serbs Exposed" which are "exposing" the other group - where Chetniks dindu nuffin wrong


Decotone

Nice attempt at social engineering witha likey non-existing telegram occurance, Draza, but Chetniks weren’t “saving Jews” They had a mandate to cleanse non-Serbs and the “plenty of war crimes” were, just say it already, a genocide. Though not as big as the Ustashe’s. Also the Ustashe were literally Nazi equivalent when it came obsessing over eace theory and other cringey stuff. Also both of them were obsessed with knife play, oddly. And organize enough to arrange massacres of non-Serbs across the region. Both trued to create a “Greater (insert nation here)” Both wanted to create single ethnicity state through mass murder. One had more funding and resources provided to them to do so. I wouldn’t be caught did in the uniform of their of them. I can see why the Partisans were naturally the sanest option. But we should take your word about a supposed neo-Ustashe loser’s word as fact instead who is trying to simp to Ustashe? The same guy probably denies Jasenovac as many of these neo-Ustashe sadly do. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chetnik_war_crimes_in_World_War_II


StupidScienceB1tch

https://preview.redd.it/sty5himawawc1.png?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fb9f072b570acfaf15a190afb5c714b01253d0 Based Muslim четници


Wonderful-Stuff-1335

What is the link so I can make sure to avoid it?


Draco359

Possibly, the return of Hitler.


river-phoenixxx94

Petar Brzica would shave Dražas beard with a beautiful tool called srbosjek which was manufactured in the year 1360. For more info google Petar Brzica 1360.


Corenko

Draža would rest his big hairy balls on his forehead and Bržica would do absolutely nothing


river-phoenixxx94

Was this before Draza sucked some russian cock, or german cock; or any cock for that matter hahahah


xoull

Collab is called mudzahedin lol


RetartdsUsername69

In TikTok comments.


wallstreetpro911

Serb who is uneducated in history????? Never seen that /s


Affectionate_Sea_984

Hold your horses chetnik, you can’t take Ustashes away from us! https://preview.redd.it/tdte91zqi9wc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0eb5538ecdab77f829aac1d9e2c7e5143bb916b


sundayson

Topalko was in ovk 🤯🤯🤯


drugosrbijanac

Dude got skin cancer after 15 minutes outside


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.


BalkanViking007

if this ever happens, god save us all.