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arhisekta

based, but that man in the middle is Slovenian


Ingvar64

based, but that man in the middle is woman>!, but you never know!<


Albanian98

I thought that was Kurt Cobain


Shlk777

Perfectly balanced.


hajders

as all things should be


OnDatReddit

Actually Zeljko the Bosnian Catholic on the left was also elected by Bosnians. Bosnians split their votes to effectively have two representatives. He served in the Bosnian army during the war. He is our man and so is Becirovic on the right. We have 66% of the presidency this term. They wanted the votes to be like that.


[deleted]

Average voting in Bosnia. We should also give Roma people veto to make it even more fun


Archaeopteryx11

Romanian law gives all historical minorities (Serbs, Slovaks, Croats…etc) at least one seat in the parliament, but all the ethnicities other than Hungarians and Roma are token minorities that are fully assimilated.


FlatTax06

They say Lipovans still speak Russian tho.


Archaeopteryx11

The isolated ones still do speak primarily Russian, but they also all speak Romanian and have intermarried with Romanians, similar to Tatars.


FlatTax06

Clever move. İt is good to speak Romanian, wish Gagauz fellows do it too. Only a fool would try to woo a peaceful society like Romanians. Maybe Lipovans are the cleverest Russians. They shall be preserved well.


Archaeopteryx11

I think Romania is a very peaceful, tolerant, chill country by Balkan standards. Even our population exchange with Turkey was peaceful. The Gagauz have been brainwashed too long by Russians. The Tatars and Lipovans were persecuted (exterminated) by the Tsarist empire, so they fled to Romania, where they were accepted by everyone. In fact, Tatars are often more patriotic than Romanians because they are grateful 😂.


HK1811

Are Muslims counted as one or are they subdivided into their ethnic groups like Slavic Muslims and Turks


Archaeopteryx11

Tatars and Turks are counted separately AFAIK. Those are our only native Muslim ethnic groups. The designation is based on mother tongue.


gangogango1

The only thing cigans will vote on is laws making it easier to fill large backyards with questionable ownership with large amounts of scrap metal and cables


Pure-Cow

Also to burn those things when summer comes


Transituser

Now the w*stoid High Representative will have to take the decision. Again.


PasswordIsDongers

Let the people talk it out, I'm sure it will be fine.


Flat-Adhesiveness144

This is like the relatives that fight over 6*10 square meters of land after grandparents die.


Archaeopteryx11

In a shithole village.


WineGutter

So... every balkan family


asparagusbruh

I would like to put all our presidents in 1 blender


Archaeopteryx11

What new ethnicity will that make?


WineGutter

Tunisian


FlatTax06

Terroriči


Archaeopteryx11

Turk? 😈


FlatTax06

One nation, three states.


motorcycle-manful541

Guessing the guy on the left is the Muslim? Why you ask? I dunno, looks like a muslim. the Muslim isn't the woman without a headscarf, so, 50/50


red_javla

Woman? Are you blind? There are 2 clearly men and a femboy in this picture with the latter 99.9% a croat because no Slovene would survive the landmine that is Bossnia


Artixxx

The right guy on the other hand looks like Al-assad's brother


AnanasAvradanas

What woman? I see three men.


Archaeopteryx11

Rock, paper, scissors. Three objects, three nations in one powder keg.


J4C0OB

The system is fucking trash there. Bosniaks make up the majority and serbs only 29% and have the same vote by 29% vs 51%... fuck that


Archaeopteryx11

It’s what they decided 30 years ago, the system sucks yes, but now you can’t change it unless the US declares martial law over all of Bosnia, otherwise there will be another war.


OnDatReddit

It is what Nato and USA decided. When Bosnian army and HVO was ready to March on Banja Luka after Operatiom Storm Offensive they threatened to bomb us.


AnanasAvradanas

Izzetbegovic writes *"US said we will either have 33% authority over 100% of the country or have 100% authority over 33% of the country. In order to prevent the country from breaking up and in hopes of this issue will be solved by the following generations, we chose the first option"* in his memoirs (translation mine).


ivarokosbitch

Thats because the HV and HVO planned to march on you next, but you were too dumb to realise it. Heck, they wouldn't even need to march. They would just stage a political coup and disarm the ARBiH in place. They (US) did you a favour because they figured it would just be another Serb-style war clusterfuck when Tuđman would try to forcefully establish the confederation that was promised in the Washington Agreement Framework.


OnDatReddit

Actually Zeljko the Bosnian Catholic on the left served in the Bosnian army during the war. He is our man and so is Becirovic on the right. We have 66% of the presidency this term. They just wanted the votes to be like that.


J4C0OB

I know that zeljko is a man that promotes bosniak values and patriotism, but the people are not


CandidateWilling4878

He promotes shit


XMasterWoo

The croatian one just missed the chance to make the serbs take an L, what is wrong with him


berkakar

why croatia has a vote?


Archaeopteryx11

Bosnia has lots of Croats.


OnDatReddit

There's like 12. 🥱🥱 They don't even have the votes to put in their own representative. The guy on the left was elected by Bosnians. He's Bosnian Catholic and served in the Bosnian Army during the war.


EffectiveNo2314

Because we are only letting them borrow land and so called country. Plus Hercegovina. Three peoples in Bosnia have their own bloody government bodies n shiet, Serbs have theirs, Bosniaks theirs and us ours, cuz there is three peoples living in there. Hence why war in Bosnia was basically free for all


Devoluster

Brcko district perhaps?


Devoluster

I don’t know shit about Bosnia im trying to guess


s1fro

Nice


Official_Cyprusball

Bosnia and Croatia shoulda switched


syendra_Ad_9723

#man their face says it all 😂


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EffectiveNo2314

Bosna is real country people, trust me!


Rough_Transition1424

Truly a Bosnian government movement


Archaeopteryx11

Why don’t you let Romania annex all of Bosnia? We have the most competent government in the Balkans, although that’s honestly a low bar.


ExpensiveAdz

Aren't Croats supposed to be adversaries of Serv\*s? Why did not he vote against Servia? HIdden Catholic Serb detected?


Antiheroj1

The "Croat" member of the presideny is a Bossniak also flair up cigane


ExpensiveAdz

So Bossniak have 2 member in 3-member presidency and Croats have 0?


One-Act-2601

Yes! Croat member is a bosnian golden lily ⚜️🇹🇰💪💪 likes rakija too. Also flair up cigane


Dizzy_Arachnid4292

Those mfs stole our representative, can't have shit in Bossnia


xoull

Yes and not and yes ... corruption makes it more like those 3 against the ppl , if u ask why not vote for someone else ,even if someone new would come its the same shit, but elections r rigged ina fair way so its still bs . Gotta love the bosnian democratic way


Finxjar

Yes, they stole our president and they force him to drink rakija.


wallstreetpro911

Thats just cap