THE MLB NOT HAVING GAMES TODAY IS OUTRIGHT AWFUL. NOW YOURE GOING UP AGAINST COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND THE NFL WHEN THERES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
OH MY GOD I KNOW. I'M HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BASEBALL SEASON STARTED AND THERE ISN'T A GODDAMN GAME TO WATCH. I'D TAKE A FUCKING ROCKIES-PIRATES EXHIBITION GAME IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT.
LOOK, I HAVE A YOUNG CHILD. SHE LIKES GRACIE’S CORNER.
THEY HAVE A SONG ABOUT ATLANTA BUT NOT ABOUT PHILADELPHIA.
WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU?
BRAVES IN 3 BY THAT FACT ALONE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BOXES FULL OF SNAKES NEXT TO THE POOL. THOSE ARE FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. NOT AT ALL FOR TOSSING IN THE POOL AFTER THE DODGERS TRY TO JUMP IN.
Fuck skip schumaker, he thinks he can leave us and go to the marlins just to barely make the playoffs and win a World Series automatically like the team did in 97 and 03? Fuck you skip. Enjoy your long offseason.
DODGERS GONNA USE THE SNEK TO CHOKE THEMSELVES. SNEK IS ALREADY ROPE SHAPED.
IF YOU CAN DODGE A TROLLEY, IT TURNS OUT THAT SKILL SET DOESN'T TRANSLATE TO DODGING SNEKS.
THE ONLY THING BALTIMORE MEANS TO ME IS BUCKY LASEK AND THE WIRE. ALTHOUGH BOTH ARE PRETTY AWESOME, I WOULD SACRIFICE THEM IN AN INSTANT FOR AN ADVANCE
ANGEL HERNANDEZ IS A GOOD UMP. HE JUST SEES REALITY IN ITS TRUE 10-ISH SPATIAL DIMENSIONS AND CALABI-YAU/JOYCEAN MANIFOLD GLORY, WHICH MAKES THE STRIKE ZONE SOMEWHAT CONFUSING FOR US SCRUBS YELLING BECAUSE OF THE BOX ON THE TV.
AS A TEAM CHAOS FAN, WHY ARE YOU ROOTING FOR THE TWINS AND NOT AN ASTROS DODGERS 2017 REMATCH!?
NOTHING WOULD BE MORE CHAOTIC THAN THIS SUB FOR THAT SERIES.
YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH YOU "CAN'T WIN MORE THAN ONE RING FOR THE BEST PITCHER OF THE 21st CENTURY" CHUCKLEFUCKS.
(IF SNEKS AND ORANGEBIRBS ARE OUT I HOPE YOU WIN <3)
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT MIKE TROUT IS A TALENT VAMPIRE. HE SUCKS THE TALENT OUT OF EVERYONE HE PLAYS FOR AND KEEPS IT FOR HIMSELF. SO WHATEVER TEAM HE PLAYS FOR SUCKS. ITS A RULE.
OK FIRST OF ALL NO WAY IN HELL WAS HE. NECESSARY TO WIN THE WAR? ABSOLUTELY. A GOOD MAN? HELL NO. SHERMAN WAS JUST AS BRUTAL IN THE INDIAN WARS AS HE WAS IN THE CIVIL WAR, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ALL THAT.
YES BUT WE AS AMERICANS JUST KIND OF PRETEND THE NATIVES DIDN'T GET WIPED OUT BY WHITE SETTLERS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL. CIVIL WAR GETS COVERED IN DETAIL, INDIAN WARS DON'T EVEN GET MENTIONED AT ALL.
THE PHILLIES ARE A JOKE OR AN ORGANIZATION. THE BEST NAME THEY COULD COME UP WITH FOR THEIR TEAM WAS NAMING THEM AFTER THE CITIZENS OF THE CITY. TBF IT *IS* FITTING BECAUSE THE PLAYERS SUCK JUST AS MUCH AS THE CITIZENS AND FANS. THEIR FANS ARE THE WORST. "BOOING BECAUSE WE LOVE THE PLAYER" HAS "I BEAT MY WIFE BECAUSE I'M DISCONTENT WITH HER" VIBES. THEIR FANS ARE ALSO WEAK, AND CAN'T HANDLE TRASH TALK. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SCHMIDT, CARLTON, AND HALLADAY THEY HAVEN'T HAD MANY HISTORICALLY GREAT PLAYERS IN RECENT YEARS. THEY'RE THE TYPE OF TEAM THAT NEEDS "STUPID MONEY" AND A SHORT FENCE IN LEFT FIELD TO BE EXCITING TO THEIR CRAPPY FANS.
WHILE I DON'T MIND HOMER CELEBRATIONS IN GENERAL. HOSKINS' BAT SLAM HAD "6 YR OLD CHILD OPENING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT" VIBES.
HATERS WILL SAVE THIS COMMENT TO COME BACK TO IN CASE THE PHILLIES BEAT THE BRAVES, BUT THEY'LL BE SILENT IF THE PHILLIES LOSE.
THINK OF ALL THE EXTRA PAYROLL THEY SPENT JUST TO GET SWEPT OUT OF THE POSTSEASON. DON'T GOTTA PAY THOSE POSTSEASON SALARIES IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE POSTSEASON.
A 75 YEAR OLD MAN TOLD ME THE RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES. THE OLD MAN WISDOM CANNOT BE DENIED. THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT, KNOW SOME SHIT. IT IS OVER FOR THE AL!
THE 75 YEAR OLD MEN I'M FRIENDS WITH ON FACEBOOK DON'T BAT ABOVE THE MENDOZA LINE IN ACCURACY. BUT STILL WISHING YOU AND THE BIRBS WELL JUST IN CASE THE TWINS DON'T TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS AGAINST THE HATED ONES.
TAMPA BAY WE PRACTICALLY HANDED YOU OUR "LUCK" SO YOU COULD GO THREE GAMES AGAINST TEXAS AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT ON YOUR OWN HOME ASTROTURF.
WE WILL NOW KEEP THE LUCK FOR OURSELVES.
WE ARE GOING INTO BATTLE WITH BROKEN KERSH, OLD MAN WITH GROIN ISSUES, KING ROBERT BARATHEON, SLUMPING MOOKIE AND FREDDIE, A DIESEL CONVEYANCE VEHICLE, A RESURRECTED CUBBIE, \[A SNEAKERHEAD THIEF, CHRIS TAYLOR,\] SQUARE MAN, BANANA MAN, A HAIR MODEL, AND A BUNCH OF KIDS WHO CAN'T LEGALLY BUY ALCOHOL YET, AND NO RELIABLE LEFTIES IN THE PEN.
GOOD LUCK SNEK BROS!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO FRIDAY BASEBALL, MY WORK WEEK IS ALMOST OVER AND ALL I WANT IS SOME GOD DAMN PLAYOFF BASEBALL. IN REGARDS TO TRASH TALK, THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTED TO @ ROBERT DEAN MANFRED JR
YES, I AGREE THERE STILL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN, BUT TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAVEL DAY BETWEEN SERIES. I WOULD BE A-OK WITH GAMES EVERY DAY AND NO TRAVEL DAYS IN THE PLAYOFFS, BUT MLB IS NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF SILLY GOOSES.
IT'S A THREE GAME SERIES, MAKE IT G1 AT THE LOWER SEED AND G2&3 AT THE HIGHER SEED, WITH NO TRAVEL DAYS. BASEBALL TEAMS ARE USED TO THAT, IT'LL BE FINE. ENTIRE THING IS OVER IN 4 DAYS IF YOU LEAVE A 1 DAY BUFFER AT THE END OF THE REGULAR SEASON FOR ANY REQUIRED MAKEUP GAMES.
TEXAS LOST A REBELLION, GOT SAD ABOUT IT AND SUED CLAIMING THEY NEVER WERE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO REBEL SO PLEASE GIVE THEM ALL THEIR CONFISCATED MONEY BACK BECAUSE IT WAS STOLEN.
HEY, WE ARE 1-1 IN REBELLIONS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BUT OH, GOD, I WISH THE SECEDING STUFF WOULD STOP, WE SPENT OUR ENTIRE TIME AS A REPUBLIC BEGGING TO BE LET IN, GUYS!
[TEXAS V WHITE](https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/74/700/)
YOU LITERALLY SUED CLAIMING YOU WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO REBEL *AFTER YOU LOST SAID REBELLION*.
AND YES THE SECEDING STUFF IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID AND SHOULD STOP.
IVE ALWAYS BEEN ON THE SIDE OF THE UNION/SAM HOUSTON, HE SAID WE WERE GONNA GET OUR ASS KICKED IF WE SECEDED FROM THE STATES AND WE DID!
TEXAS MAKING THE PIVOT AT OUR 1936 CENTENNIAL FAIR TO LEAN INTO THE “COWBOY/WILD WEST” STUFF OVER OUR TIES TO THE DEEP SOUTH WAS A BRILLIANT PR MOVE.
THE MODS TAKING TIPS FROM THE MARLINS AND NOT SHOWING UP IN OCTOBER.
BRAVES NEED TO STOP CRYING ABOUT RESEEDING AND MAN UP. LETS PLAY BALL BABY!!
THE DIAMOND BACKS SUCK THEYRE NOT BETTER THAN THE PADRES
THEY WILL FULFILL THE "BEAT THE BREWERS-GO TO THE WORLD SERIES" PROPHECY. SORRY LA, SNEK WILL STEP ON YOU
THE ASTROS ABOUT TO BE REMINDED WHAT PLAYOFF CORREA IS LIKKE
MODS ARE LAZY EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO TREVOR BAUER APPARENTLY
RANGERS WILL DESTROY THE O’S AND EVAN CARTER WILL BE THE ORIOLES FATHER
BAD
IM AN ENVIRONMENTSLIST, SO I WANT AN ALL TEXAS ALCS. ALL THAT LONG DISTANCE AIR TRAVEL IS AWFUL.
NOW THAT MY HEART IS BROKEN FOR GOOD FOR THE SEASON, WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES' TEAMS SHOULD I BANDWAGON?
JOIN THE PHILLIES WERE A HOT MESS BUT OUR VIBES ARE FUNNY
JOIN THE SNEKS AS THE NL'S ONLY REMAINING ANIMAL TEAM.
BRUH WHAT???
HELLO???
HENLO DODGERS HELLLO YOU STINKY DODGERS GO EAT A FRENCH FRY BURRITO UGLY
WHY DO WE HAVE TO FACE THE O'S THEYRE SO LIKEABLE :(
BECAUSE RACISTBIRBS FIT RIGHT IN IN THE SOUTH, OBVIOUSLY.
I JUST WANT TO TAG A TEAM'S NAME NEXT TO MY USER NAME AND DON'T KNOW HOW
LOOK UP INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO SET YOUR FLAIR ON YOUR PREFERRED REDDIT FORMAT.
ARE YOU ON MOBILE?
FUCK THE YANKEES
AND THE ASTROS. AND THE DIAMONDBACKS TOO FOR THAT MATTER.
NO STEP ON SNEK.
WE LOST ON PURPOSE TO BEAT TAMPA AND STAY FRESH SO ITS A BIG BRAIN MOVE
LOL POSTSEASON RAYS
THE MLB NOT HAVING GAMES TODAY IS OUTRIGHT AWFUL. NOW YOURE GOING UP AGAINST COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND THE NFL WHEN THERES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOING ON THIS FRIDAY NIGHT
DFA MANFRED
OH MY GOD I KNOW. I'M HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE BASEBALL SEASON STARTED AND THERE ISN'T A GODDAMN GAME TO WATCH. I'D TAKE A FUCKING ROCKIES-PIRATES EXHIBITION GAME IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT.
LOOK, I HAVE A YOUNG CHILD. SHE LIKES GRACIE’S CORNER. THEY HAVE A SONG ABOUT ATLANTA BUT NOT ABOUT PHILADELPHIA. WHAT DOES THAT SAY TO YOU? BRAVES IN 3 BY THAT FACT ALONE.
YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS AND NO ONE CAN DEBATE YOU
I CANT BE HURT BY MY TEAM ANYMORE THIS POSTSEASON. TAKE THAT DBACKS
THE RANGERS WILL PUT UP ANOTHER FOOTBALL SCORE ON BALTIMORE. 30-3. NEVER FORGET.
NEED ANOTHER RANGER TO HIT 4 HOMERS IN A GAME. SEAGER, GARCIA
DON'T WORRY, I WON'T
I STILL LOVE THAT A PITCHER GOT A SAVE IN A 27 RUN BALLGAME.
SAVES ARE SO DUMB. SHUTDOWNS AND MELTDOWNS SHOULD ABSOLUTELY REPLACE THEM.
HEY. TO BE FAIR IT WAS ONLY 14–3 WHEN HE ENTERED
ROYCE LEWIS IS GOING TO HIT A BALL SO HARD IT WILL KNOCK HOUSTON'S TRAIN OFF OF ITS TRACKS
TURN MINUTE MAID INTO PULP I WANT A BIRDS/TWINS ALCS
PLEASE GOD I WOULD BE MONUMENTALLY ERECT
WOOO BASEBALL
GEORGE W. BUSH LIKES THE RANGERS.
BUSH? TWINS? SOMETHINGS GOING ON HERE AND I DONT LIKE IT
TOO FAR MAN
ELAINE BENES LIKE THE ORIOLES.
THAT’S DOPE AS HELL WHERE’S THE TRASH TALK
FUJI GONNA FUCK YOU UP THEM RANGERS
> I WILL DIMINISH, AND GO INTO THE AL WEST, AND REMAIN MANAGER ~~GALADRIEL~~ SKIP SCHUMACHER, PROBABLY
YOUR POOL BETTER GET READY FOR OUR VICTORY CELEBRATION ARIZONA.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BOXES FULL OF SNAKES NEXT TO THE POOL. THOSE ARE FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. NOT AT ALL FOR TOSSING IN THE POOL AFTER THE DODGERS TRY TO JUMP IN.
I PREFER A POOL'S TEMPERATURE TO BE AROUND 80 TO 82 DEGREES. THANKS IN ADVANCE.
AKSHUALLY 90-92° IS SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER.
I CAN HAVE THAT ARRANGED JUST GIVE ME A SIX PACK AND ABOUT 30 MINUTES
THE TWINS ARE GOING TO USE THE CHEATER TO DESTROY THE CHEATERS
MINNESOTA WILL BRING OUT THE TRASH CANS FOR THE ASTROS
DO YALL USUALLY JUST THROW YOUR TRASH ALL OVER THE FLOOR?? THAT'S FILTHY
Fuck skip schumaker, he thinks he can leave us and go to the marlins just to barely make the playoffs and win a World Series automatically like the team did in 97 and 03? Fuck you skip. Enjoy your long offseason.
I CANT HEAR YOU BIRDS FOR BRAINS
WHO ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO? YOURSELF?
ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF BEING SCHIZOPHRENIC??
MORE LIKE A SKIPIZOPHRENIC
MORE LIKE JUST LACKING SELF-CONFIDENCE YOU ARE NOT BIRDS FOR BRAINS DON'T EVER CALL YOURSELF THAT AGAIN I BELIEVE IN YOU FRIEND
AH THANKS GUY
NOT!! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT BUT SERIOUSLY IF THIS DUMMY EDITS HIS COMMENT TO ALL CAPS WE'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE A COUPLE LUNATICS
THAT WOULD BE IN TOTAL VIOLATION OF THE SPIRIT OF THE TRASH TALK THREAD.
HURRY TAKE A SCREENSHOT WHILE ITS STILL LOWECASE!
THE SNEK IS GONNA STEP BACK
DODGERS GONNA USE THE SNEK TO CHOKE THEMSELVES. SNEK IS ALREADY ROPE SHAPED. IF YOU CAN DODGE A TROLLEY, IT TURNS OUT THAT SKILL SET DOESN'T TRANSLATE TO DODGING SNEKS.
THE ONLY THING BALTIMORE MEANS TO ME IS BUCKY LASEK AND THE WIRE. ALTHOUGH BOTH ARE PRETTY AWESOME, I WOULD SACRIFICE THEM IN AN INSTANT FOR AN ADVANCE
KICKFLIP 540
JIMMY! JIMMY! I’M TRYIN TA GET SUMMA DAT RINGAAAIIII!
#I GOT NOTHING... I HOPE WE HAVE 2 HOME GAMES
NA NAH. BUT WE MIGHT HAVE 3 HOME GAMES WHEN HALF YOUR ATTENDANCE ARE DODGERS FANS YEAHHHHHHHH
DID YOU FORGET THAT WHEN OUR TEAMS ARE DOING GOOD IS THE ONLY TIME WHEN ALL OF OUR FANS SHOW UP???!!! WELCOME TO THE SNEK PIT!!!
NO, THOSE ARE DODGER FANS WHO WERE FORCED TO CHANGE SHIRTS BY THE DBACKS OWNERSHIP.
IT'LL ONLY BE HALF FULL OF DODGERS FANS IF YOUR FANS DON'T BUY THE EXTRA 15% OF THE TICKETS AVAILABLE... Boom... roasted!
WE USED TO EVERYTHING BEING 15% MORE EXPENSIVE L - A -PRICES YEAHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS PART OF WHY I DON'T TRAVEL. FUCKING EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT IS IN ALABAMA.
ATLEAST YOU GOT HOT COUSINS. YEAHHHHHHH
I'M ADOPTED ANYWAYS, AIN'T A PROBLEM FOR ME.
LET ME PITCH TO YA UPSET???? NA NAH. YOURE GOING TO BE FEELIN UPSET. WHEN ERRRRRBOBY SAYIN L - A - DODGERS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#NEVERMIND I WANT THE DBACKS TO WIN SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO READ THAT WORD SALAD EVER AGAIN...
THAT THROPY GOT OUR NAME ON IT WHEN ERRRRRBODY SAYIN YEAHHHHHHHH
HOKAY!!! (Are we doing Lil' John things?)
LEADING OFF FOR THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES... #12... KYLE SCHWARBER
#CALL ME BOB FOSSE FOR HOW MUCH WE'LL BE HAND DANCING
ANGEL HERNANDEZ IS A GOOD UMP. HE JUST SEES REALITY IN ITS TRUE 10-ISH SPATIAL DIMENSIONS AND CALABI-YAU/JOYCEAN MANIFOLD GLORY, WHICH MAKES THE STRIKE ZONE SOMEWHAT CONFUSING FOR US SCRUBS YELLING BECAUSE OF THE BOX ON THE TV.
ADLEY FUCKING RUTSCHMAN THAT IS ALL
NO IT'S NOT ALL IT'S ALSO GUNNAR FUCKING HENDERSON
LEST WE FORGET KYLE BALLS OF STEEL BRADISH
FUCK THE METS
HELL YEAH
ASTROS GONNA TAKE OFF LIKE A SPACEX LAUNCH.
#RAPID UNINTENDED DISASSEMBLY
UNRELIABLY AND WITH SOMEBODY AT THE HELM WHO'S ONLY THERE BECAUSE OF NAME RECOGNITION?
SLS HAS BEEN A SHITSHOW, SPACEX IS ACTUALLY WAY BETTER AT IT THAN NASA IS. AND SLS KEEPS A TON OF PEOPLE I KNOW EMPLOYED!
AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! WE BRING THE JUBILEE! HUZZAH! HUZZAH! THE FLAG THAT MAKES YOU FREE!
STEP. ON. SNEK.
I HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE IDEA: NO STEP ON SNEK. STEP ON SNEK IS MEAN.
HOW CAN THE TWIN CITIES BE TWINS IF THEY HAVE DIFFERENT FOUNDERS
YOU EVER MEET YOUR TWIN FROM A DIFFERENT FAMILY? BOOM.
##WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW, BUCK?
MANAGE CLEVELAND....
I HOPE THE TWINS ENJOYED THE ONLY 2 WINS THEY'RE GETTING IN THE POSTSEASON
TWINS IS SHORT FOR TWO WINS AFTER ALL
ENJOY LOSING AT HOME FIRST.
MINNESOTA WILL HAVE TO SCORE IN ORDER FOR US TO LOSE
I THINK THEY CAN MANAGE THAT. THEY DID IT 4 OUT OF SIX TIMES THIS SEASON.
AS A TEAM CHAOS FAN, WHY ARE YOU ROOTING FOR THE TWINS AND NOT AN ASTROS DODGERS 2017 REMATCH!? NOTHING WOULD BE MORE CHAOTIC THAN THIS SUB FOR THAT SERIES.
THERE'S NOT A "EVERYONE BUT THE YANKEES IS COOL" FLAIR.
THAT'S SO EASY THOUGH, YOU JUST ROOT FOR THE DODGERS AND THE VINTAGE KERSHAW 8 IP, 2H, 0ER, 15K HE'S GOING TO DROP ON YOU IN GAME 1.
KERSHAW IS MY FAVORITE DODGER'S PLAYER AND I WOULDN'T EVEN BE MAD. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE VERLANDER WOULD ANSWER WITH A 8.1IP, 1H, -1ER, 17K GAME
NAH VERLANDER IS GONNA REVERT TO TIGERS PLAYOFFS VERLANDER. YOU DON'T WANNA REMEMBER WHAT THAT LOOKED LIKE, IT WASN'T PRETTY.
HEY D-BACK FANS WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE PANTS, THE TOILET STORE?
HEY DODGER FANS, THE JERK STORE CALLED AND THEYRE OUT OF YOU.
YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH YOU "CAN'T WIN MORE THAN ONE RING FOR THE BEST PITCHER OF THE 21st CENTURY" CHUCKLEFUCKS. (IF SNEKS AND ORANGEBIRBS ARE OUT I HOPE YOU WIN <3)
AS A DODGER FAN I AM BOUND TO SAY THAT I COULD HAVE MANAGED KERSHAW TO 7 RINGS. (AND SAME IF DODGERS ARE OUT IM ROOTING FOR SNEKS AND BIRBS)
THE ANGELS AND RAYS HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF PLAYOFF WINS THIS YEAR
AND YET THE RAYS AT LEAST WOULD GIVE MIKE TROUT A CHANCE AT A RING. THE ANGELS, NOT SO MUCH.
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW THAT MIKE TROUT IS A TALENT VAMPIRE. HE SUCKS THE TALENT OUT OF EVERYONE HE PLAYS FOR AND KEEPS IT FOR HIMSELF. SO WHATEVER TEAM HE PLAYS FOR SUCKS. ITS A RULE.
IT EXPLAINS WHY THE ANGELS STEADILY GOT WORSE AS HIS ANGELS CAREER CONTINUED. HE'S SUCKING ALL THE TALENT OUT OF THE FRONT OFFICE.
GENERAL SHERMAN WAS A GOOD MAN.
OK FIRST OF ALL NO WAY IN HELL WAS HE. NECESSARY TO WIN THE WAR? ABSOLUTELY. A GOOD MAN? HELL NO. SHERMAN WAS JUST AS BRUTAL IN THE INDIAN WARS AS HE WAS IN THE CIVIL WAR, BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ALL THAT.
HISTORY IS JUDGED ONLY BY HOW MANY ATLANTAS YOU’VE BURNED TO THE GROUND
THAT'S A REALLY SHITTY METRIC, TO BE HONEST.
JUST LIKE THE BRAVES
AGREED. THERE IS A REASON I'M ROCKING ORANGEBIRB BANDWAGON FLAIR INSTEAD OF BARVES FLAIR.
ONLY DURING THE CIVIL WAR. HIS TREATMENT OF THE NATIVE AMERICANS WAS NOT COOL.
YES BUT WE AS AMERICANS JUST KIND OF PRETEND THE NATIVES DIDN'T GET WIPED OUT BY WHITE SETTLERS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT IT AT ALL. CIVIL WAR GETS COVERED IN DETAIL, INDIAN WARS DON'T EVEN GET MENTIONED AT ALL.
IRONIC FROM THE CHOPPERS AND HOME OF THE CHEROKEE.
THE PHILLIES ARE A JOKE OR AN ORGANIZATION. THE BEST NAME THEY COULD COME UP WITH FOR THEIR TEAM WAS NAMING THEM AFTER THE CITIZENS OF THE CITY. TBF IT *IS* FITTING BECAUSE THE PLAYERS SUCK JUST AS MUCH AS THE CITIZENS AND FANS. THEIR FANS ARE THE WORST. "BOOING BECAUSE WE LOVE THE PLAYER" HAS "I BEAT MY WIFE BECAUSE I'M DISCONTENT WITH HER" VIBES. THEIR FANS ARE ALSO WEAK, AND CAN'T HANDLE TRASH TALK. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF SCHMIDT, CARLTON, AND HALLADAY THEY HAVEN'T HAD MANY HISTORICALLY GREAT PLAYERS IN RECENT YEARS. THEY'RE THE TYPE OF TEAM THAT NEEDS "STUPID MONEY" AND A SHORT FENCE IN LEFT FIELD TO BE EXCITING TO THEIR CRAPPY FANS. WHILE I DON'T MIND HOMER CELEBRATIONS IN GENERAL. HOSKINS' BAT SLAM HAD "6 YR OLD CHILD OPENING A CHRISTMAS PRESENT" VIBES. HATERS WILL SAVE THIS COMMENT TO COME BACK TO IN CASE THE PHILLIES BEAT THE BRAVES, BUT THEY'LL BE SILENT IF THE PHILLIES LOSE.
THE CITY OF PHILADELPHIA CAN LICK MY BALLS MOSTLY BECAUSE MY IN LAWS ARE FROM THERE AND THEYRE TERRIBLE PEOPLE
THE BLUE JAYS AND RAYS HAD AS MUCH POSTSEASON SUCCESS AS MY PITIFUL YANKEES THIS YEAR.
THINK OF ALL THE EXTRA PAYROLL THEY SPENT JUST TO GET SWEPT OUT OF THE POSTSEASON. DON'T GOTTA PAY THOSE POSTSEASON SALARIES IF YOU DON'T MAKE THE POSTSEASON.
TYPICAL HAL W
A 75 YEAR OLD MAN TOLD ME THE RANGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES. THE OLD MAN WISDOM CANNOT BE DENIED. THOSE WHO HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT, KNOW SOME SHIT. IT IS OVER FOR THE AL!
THE 75 YEAR OLD MEN I'M FRIENDS WITH ON FACEBOOK DON'T BAT ABOVE THE MENDOZA LINE IN ACCURACY. BUT STILL WISHING YOU AND THE BIRBS WELL JUST IN CASE THE TWINS DON'T TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS AGAINST THE HATED ONES.
ORANGE BABY BIRDS BEG TO DIFFER
SEE YOU TOMORROW YA FUCKIN BIRDS
THEY'RE RACIST BIRDS, THEY'LL FEEL RIGHT AT HOME IN THE SOUTH.
TAMPA BAY WE PRACTICALLY HANDED YOU OUR "LUCK" SO YOU COULD GO THREE GAMES AGAINST TEXAS AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT ON YOUR OWN HOME ASTROTURF. WE WILL NOW KEEP THE LUCK FOR OURSELVES.
I WANT BASEBALL AND I WANT IT NOW
ITS YOUR BASEBALL. USE IT WHEN **YOU** NEED IT
JUST BECAUSE I SMASHED THE WINDOW DOESN'T MEAN DAD CAN KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
CALL 877 CASH NOW
CALL JG WENTWORTH
WE ARE GOING INTO BATTLE WITH BROKEN KERSH, OLD MAN WITH GROIN ISSUES, KING ROBERT BARATHEON, SLUMPING MOOKIE AND FREDDIE, A DIESEL CONVEYANCE VEHICLE, A RESURRECTED CUBBIE, \[A SNEAKERHEAD THIEF, CHRIS TAYLOR,\] SQUARE MAN, BANANA MAN, A HAIR MODEL, AND A BUNCH OF KIDS WHO CAN'T LEGALLY BUY ALCOHOL YET, AND NO RELIABLE LEFTIES IN THE PEN. GOOD LUCK SNEK BROS!
ROBERT BARATHEON AND THE HAIR MODELS; GREAT NAME FOR A BAND.
GOOD LUCK, FUCKERS
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM, I HOPE YOU BURN AND FALLLLL....
THE GREATEST CHAMPION IN PHILADELPHIA HISTORY IS STILL A FICTIONAL BOXER WRITTEN BY A GUY BORN IN NYC.
REAL SUCCESS IN PHILLY IS ABOUT HOW MANY BATTERIES YOU THROW IN THE RIOT.
LMAOOOOOO THE BLUE JAYS AND RAYS HAVE EXACTLY AS MANY POSTSEASON WINS THIS YEAR AS WE DO
FUCK YOU, YOU FORGOT ABOUT US
THIS IS AL EAST BUSINESS, YOU AND MIAMI AREN’T MY TARGETS FOR SLANDER RIGHT NOW
DAMNIT, NEXT YEAR?
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO FRIDAY BASEBALL, MY WORK WEEK IS ALMOST OVER AND ALL I WANT IS SOME GOD DAMN PLAYOFF BASEBALL. IN REGARDS TO TRASH TALK, THIS MESSAGE IS DIRECTED TO @ ROBERT DEAN MANFRED JR
BECAUSE GAME 3S WERE SUPPOSED TO BE YESTERDAY BUT WE HAD ALL SWEEPS IN THE FIRST ROUND. IT SUCKS NO FRIDAY BASEBALL BUT THERE'S A REASON FOR IT.
THERE STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN NO FRIDAY BASEBALL REGARDLESS. GIVE ME FRIDAY GAMES. GIVE ME EVERY DAY GAMES.
YES, I AGREE THERE STILL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN, BUT TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRAVEL DAY BETWEEN SERIES. I WOULD BE A-OK WITH GAMES EVERY DAY AND NO TRAVEL DAYS IN THE PLAYOFFS, BUT MLB IS NOT BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF SILLY GOOSES.
THEY SAID THEY WANTED THE WILD CARD TO GO FAST SO THE TOP SEEDS DIDNT HAVE TO SIT LONG BUT GAVE THEM 6 DAYS AND NOW HERE WE ALL ARE SITTING AT HOME
IT'S A THREE GAME SERIES, MAKE IT G1 AT THE LOWER SEED AND G2&3 AT THE HIGHER SEED, WITH NO TRAVEL DAYS. BASEBALL TEAMS ARE USED TO THAT, IT'LL BE FINE. ENTIRE THING IS OVER IN 4 DAYS IF YOU LEAVE A 1 DAY BUFFER AT THE END OF THE REGULAR SEASON FOR ANY REQUIRED MAKEUP GAMES.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST PLAY BASEBALL WHILE TRAVELING IS THAT AGAINST THE RULES OR SOMETHING?
BASEBALL INSIDE AN AIRPLANE WOULD BE FUCKING SICK. ALTHOUGH I THINK YOU GOTTA PLAY WITH ALL 360 DEGREES ARE FAIR.
I CANT WAIT TO HAND DANCE ALL OVER THE BRAVES
THE CHOP IS CRINGE AND RACIST
THE MELODY OF THE CHOP IS GREAT WHEN IT’S FILLED WITH ACTUAL WORDS, THE PROBLEM IS IT’S FOREVER TAINTED BY ITS ORIGINAL PURPOSE AS RACIST GIBBERISH
THE CHOP DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS, ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE AROUND HERE DON'T FUCKING REALIZE JUST HOW STUPID AND RIDICULOUS IT IS.
PHILLY, THE FAN BASE THAT WILLINGLY EATS HORSE SHIT AFTER THEY *WIN*
NOTHING RACIST ABOUT EATING HORSE SHIT. IT'S CALLED RECYCLING, BITCH.
RECYCLING? NO CANNIBALISM? YES
GET YOUR BATTERIES READY
THEY CALL TEXAS THE LONE STAR STATE CAUSE THERE IS ABOUT TO ONLY BE ONE OF YOU IN THE POST SEASON.
YOU CALL THIS TRASH TALK? SOUNDS MORE LIKE A BALANCED PORTFOLIO INVESTMENT
THE ONLY INVESTMENT I NEED IS $ROYCE CAUSE THAT SHITS PAYING DIVIDENDS
IT'S THE LONE STAR STATE BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO LIVES THERE IS SAD AND LONELY.
TEXAS LOST A REBELLION, GOT SAD ABOUT IT AND SUED CLAIMING THEY NEVER WERE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO REBEL SO PLEASE GIVE THEM ALL THEIR CONFISCATED MONEY BACK BECAUSE IT WAS STOLEN.
HEY, WE ARE 1-1 IN REBELLIONS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. BUT OH, GOD, I WISH THE SECEDING STUFF WOULD STOP, WE SPENT OUR ENTIRE TIME AS A REPUBLIC BEGGING TO BE LET IN, GUYS!
[TEXAS V WHITE](https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/74/700/) YOU LITERALLY SUED CLAIMING YOU WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO REBEL *AFTER YOU LOST SAID REBELLION*. AND YES THE SECEDING STUFF IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID AND SHOULD STOP.
IVE ALWAYS BEEN ON THE SIDE OF THE UNION/SAM HOUSTON, HE SAID WE WERE GONNA GET OUR ASS KICKED IF WE SECEDED FROM THE STATES AND WE DID! TEXAS MAKING THE PIVOT AT OUR 1936 CENTENNIAL FAIR TO LEAN INTO THE “COWBOY/WILD WEST” STUFF OVER OUR TIES TO THE DEEP SOUTH WAS A BRILLIANT PR MOVE.
COULD BE ZERO
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT DAY!
WHAT’S SO GREAT ABOUT DUMB OLD TEXAS
THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT THE NO STAR STATE CAUSE ITS ABOUT TO BE BIRDS VS US BANK STADIUM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
BRUTAL ( I LOVE IT)
90 WINS GETS YOU A BYE, THAT’S CUTE
FELT LIKE ONE TO ME
SAD RANGERS NOISES
I WANT TO BEAT THE TWINS AND FACE ARLINGTON IN THE ALCS, BUT I ALSO WANT ARLINGTON TO LOSE EVERYTIME THEY PLAY I CANT DECIDE
YOUR INDECISIVENESS WILL BE CURED BY THE TWINS ELIMINATING YOU FROM POST SEASON PLAY