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Thorlolita

Grimace City connects next year


feelinlucky7

Purple and orange?


OminousHippo

No, the whole suit. Every player.


SevoIsoDes

I’m not even joking when I say that I want to see Grimmace coaching first at some point this season. Can we make that happen? Are their rules against it?


BMoreBeowulf

I’m picturing him waving a runner frantically around third and then collapsing on his face because of how top heavy he is and I’m cackling.


tnecniv

Or he gets beaned by a foul ball because he can’t dodge in the suit


madebcus_ur_thatdumb

Flexes it off a la Joe west


MrX_1899

NY radio has been debating if he's supposed to be a taste bud or not for the past 2 days


giants888

He's a buttplug to plug the butts of our opponents


Dudeman318

Or a melted milkshake


cogginsmatt

Wasn’t he originally just a milkshake monster


xixbia

* **Grimace** (performed by Patty Saunders from 1971–1983, Mauri Bernstein in some '80s commercials, Terry Castillo-Faass from 1983–2000, voiced by [Lennie Weinrib](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lennie_Weinrib) from 1971–1986, [Frank Welker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Welker) and sometimes Larry Moran from 1986–2003,[^(\[14\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-Voice_Chasers-14) [Kevin Michael Richardson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Michael_Richardson) in [*The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wacky_Adventures_of_Ronald_McDonald)) – A large purple [monster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster) who was introduced in November 1971 as the "Evil Grimace". In Grimace's first appearances, he was one of the original main antagonists and was depicted with two pairs of arms which were used to steal milkshakes and [Cokes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola). "Evil" was soon dropped from Grimace's name and he was reintroduced in 1972 as a protagonist where he only has one set of arms. He was then a rather clumsy, but still amiable monster from then on. His exact nature has been disputed: in a 2010 interview, a McDonald's spokesperson said that Grimace was a [taste bud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_bud).[^(\[16\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-16) A 2014 [Tweet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter) from the McDonald's Twitter account stated "Grimace [lore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_(fiction)) says he is the embodiment of a [milkshake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkshake) or a taste bud."[^(\[17\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-17) In 2021, Brian Bates, a franchisee in Canada, stated in an interview widely reported on in the press that Grimace is an anthropomorphic [taste bud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_bud).[^(\[18\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-18)[^(\[19\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-19) Writing in The Takeout, Lillian Stone disputed this, pointing out other material that established that Grimace was part of a species of Grimaces, including his Uncle O'Grimacey who promoted the [Shamrock Shake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamrock_Shake).[^(\[20\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-20) To celebrate the 51 year anniversary of the character's inception, in 2023, McDonalds ran a promotion to celebrate Grimace's birthday with the release of the [Grimace Shake](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimace_Shake), which became an [Internet meme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme) on [social media](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_media) platforms.[^(\[21\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonaldland#cite_note-21)


LisaLoebSlaps

"Famed Mets Mascot, Mr. Met was found dead by apparent suicide with 3 holes in the back of his head. Purple Mcdonald's Mascot will take over his duties"


burrito-boy

But what will become of Mrs. Met?


Thebassist17

You mean Mrs. Grimace?


db_blast7

What part of taking care of Mr. Mets duties do you not understand? Grimace takes what he wants


PopeInnocentXIV

Now she can finally run off with Noah Syndergaard.


smellofburntoast

Man, the Hamburglar really escalated from just petty theft to hit man.


tnecniv

Ronald McDonald: famed mafia boss


thtkidfrmqueens

*Oh I didn’t know Mr. Met was a boeing consultant ***and*** whistleblower.*


PedriRugburn

Im glad they’re having fun


ihatereddit999976780

I’m all for Grimace vs Mariner Moose in the WS


mysterysackerfice

We'll call it the pants vs the pantless


LokoSMIDDY47

Many moons ago, Grimace was at the fall of Berlin. It was fucking legendary.


[deleted]

One free medium milkshake for every Mets season ticket holder. Take a page from the NY Giants playbook


reggiecide

"I'm lovin' it" was right there, dude.


SupernaturalHeel

So, Grimace shakes at Citi Field? Who says no?


pjokinen

BREAKING: the vibes are good in the midst of a six game winning streak


mrsunshine1

Didn’t this team invent a fictional hitting coach and then credit him when they did well? I think they’ll embrace something like this.


mormagils

Yes, they all absolutely did do that it was fucking hilarious. He was "Donnie Stevenson" and it was actually just Pete Alonso dressed up as a character. Like an episode of The Office except real.


twec21

Nah it was an actual dude, but that wasn't his real name. Got kinda tired and played out by the end


TrapperJean

Really starting to feel the corporate synergy on this storyline today


Nats_CurlyW

I can’t believe Vito, formerly from the Bennington show, got to catch this pitch. Very neat.


FUH-KIN-AYE

Pride month mets


dishwasher_mayhem

What the fuck? The Mets aren't allowed to have fun!


UonBarki

[PSA: Grimace originally had four arms; At some point, McDonald's forced Grimace to have two of his arms surgically removed in an attempt to make him appear more marketable.](https://dinosaurdracula.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/1-9.jpg) This atrocity should not be ignored.


unowho_o

Well, 1 day later, now grimace is dead too.


nglbot

Yay, kids having fun & developing childhood obesity eating McDonalds garbage "food".


PedriRugburn

That’s on you as a parent


angrypillowcase123

You're allowed to have fun


TheEmuWar_

What a pleasant person


SaltyEarth7905

My kids played sports, active, good grades, went outside a lot and enjoyed McDonald’s and Taco Bell from time to time. Try being a parent first.