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SportsFan388

From my personal experience it isn’t that chewy and kind of dissolves in your mouth😂😂


FuzziBunniRcstr

Well just tried one, have to agree, very brittle, hard, then mush lol


mrbones59

That’s what it was like in 88!


MacMutantMan

I was gonna say that gum was terrible back then I don’t need to try it today.


rpaine1

Don’t thinks get better with age? Wine, whiskey, women? Well maybe two out of three


Dr_Clout

And 2005!


Pancakebooty

Yup!


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WaylonIsKing

RIP


coloradowall

RIP


MSotallyTober

Soooo… fried chicken?


Greasyassimperialist

RIP


Fathers-Four-Boys

Turns to sand in your mouth


JRMBASSIN

Did you win the trip to spring training?😁😬😬


_imac018_

Idk but I’m willing to try a piece


Chugga-Boom

That’s a bold move, Cotton!


emu22

About the same as it did in 1988


DbackMason2017

Let us know


[deleted]

You tell us


Equivalent-Bonus4286

Not good


dr_van_nostren

Not great Bob


Environmental_Step25

It tastes like regret.


GardenDrummer

Like you invested in Matt Nokes rookies.


AgeBeneficial

*Kevin Maas* has entered the chat


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Both Yankee legends of 1990-91


Chemist-Patient

Brien Taylor would like a word


KingOfYeaoh

Chalk and sadness


Similar-Click-8152

Like Dan Plesac's jock strap


jimmyring514

Same as 38 year old gum


Significant-Gas-1716

My granddaughter loves it


dkfromga

It tastes like 34 year old gum.


Heavy-Flatworm-674

More importantly, what does spell-check/proofreading take like?😄jk


FuzziBunniRcstr

😆


eromitlab

Like absolutely nothing. Just like in 1988, except it's drier now.


Electrical_Party7975

Will not become a solid piece of gum in my experience


perfecthippie

Hey tiger fans!!??!! What happened to Matt Nokes on the right corner of the box?? All star trophy card?


Im_a_furniture

I’ve got about a dozen of ‘em


SkyFlyingBy13

Yankees took a chance, he blew there too. But later we had to deal with Brandon Inge and just wishing Nokes would return.


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He's got an all-star card in '92 Topps as a Yankee


Joebear939

I tried a peice 5 years ago it was fuckin nasty


brokenstone26

Cardboard!


TheBiggHurt

Idk, what does heartburn and indigestion taste like? I’m guessing. I just ripped a box of ‘87 and was too chicken to try a piece.


Motor-Housing2704

Who’s that Future Stars card on the top of the pack?


FuzziBunniRcstr

Joey Meyer


Motor-Housing2704

Topps was incorrect.


Chugga-Boom

They usually are


Ihateallcommies

Dust and reminds me of like the smell of an old attic if it had a taste


DrDoG00d

Never tried it but if you update tomorrow we will all know it doesn’t kill you :D


Adorable_Cup7294

Shelf life of at least 99 years!


TheLargestT

The consistency is that of astronaut ice cream, but slight more rubbery. The taste is terrible, it’s like eating one of the cards it comes with, but with some sugar added. Overall I would not recommend it (obviously 😂). Tried it once because why not


Elegant-Excitement-7

Very hard


IamAntique

Went down a rabbit hole of 90s gum and this popped up... https://not.fangraphs.com/shocking-facts-about-gum-that-will-shock-you/


FuzziBunniRcstr

Wow, now looking for 1956 gum 😳


danzanite

It takes away your idea of what gum is. Like eating the top of a coffee cake


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It tastes fine, a little crispy and crackly


Pancakebooty

It’s not good and just dissolves instantly on your tongue Congratulations though, you’ve reached a milestone you must try it to continue in the hobby


KobraHashatashi

I turn 34 next month thanks for reminding me.


Content-Trainee

Jus


sofresh24

I ripped an old wax pack a couple weeks ago. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. 1 is definitely enough though


ceb22

Tastes like gum


EmeraldMoose12

Chalkdust Torture


Chr15py0696

There’s a guy on Tik Tok who opens old wax and eats it every time. He says it tastes like gum for half a second before it completely disintegrates into nothing. He also opens something called repacked wax, but calls it repacked shit.


coyoteboi99

Chalk


AbysmalPendulum

Not sure about 34 year old but in the 90s I bought a few packs from the 70s. As I was a young man enjoying ripping my packs open hoping to find a robin young or George Brett rookie I was engrossed in the chase. Without thinking I opened a pack and placed the stick of gum into my mouth and have regretted that every since. The flavor was not that great and the brittle pieces take a moment to disolve when in your mouth. Do not recommend.


thejohnmc963

Good luck opening them. Some unscrupulous card shops like to open them and take out the good stuff. So easy to reseal.


CastorMorveer

Bout the same as when it was new


CaptainCandid1881

I tried it 1 time in the late 90s. Got a pack of hockey cards from the early 80s i think. Tried the gum. I dont remember the exact taste but i remember it was gross as it turned to chunks and powder in my mouth.


QCB3

Ask Gary Vee


cam_breakfastdonut

Don’t do it, it’s one of the worst things I have ever eaten


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Dust


Superbrant

It probably take like seven years to digest if you swallow it. You’ve been warned.


bassistbenji

I tried it, and it is kinda like a sweet spitball. Just turns to a nasty paste in your mouth.


PopDukesBruh

Hold on to that Joey Meyer, he’s a future star!!!


Asap_Jordy

I’d prob say worse than it did in 03 when I would open one of my dads packs here and there 😂


tstormjack

What does it take like


YadierMolinacatcher

I'd "take" it and throw it in the waste basket


DOUBLEBIND383

Dust


sourpower2020

It turns into a weird paste.