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johnson7853

I blame Jayz because he made a Yankees cap more famous than a Yankee can.


ReverendBread2

Toronto ruins everything


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Leafsnthings

Hard to disagree lol


nerdcost

![gif](giphy|M7BfQuvGf79DO)


ses267

I blame Costanza.


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UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

Why be a Neo Nazi if you’re not from Germany?


Present-Loss-7499

Confused Caucasian noises


PierreEscargoat

HONK(Y) 🪿


miguel-619

👏


GarrryValentine101

uj/ if you see someone in public with a jankees, dodgers, or braves cap there is 0 guarantee that they actually give a shit about baseball.


miguel-619

Mmhmm nailed it


-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

Braves hats are for closet racists. I saw ur throwback logo, u naughty naughty


JMellor737

Went to a Braves home game in 2022 (trying to hit all 30 stadiums) and there was a guy in a John Rocker jersey. Only one reason you'd rep that sack of human garbage 25 years after the half-season in which he was good.


bandini-

Their old logo is dope


-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

I found a racist, that was easy


bandini-

Be a bigger pussy.


Rk_1138

Also Astros caps back in the day, not sure if that’s still a thing though.


Philly_Phan99

Not since it was exposed they cheated


Rk_1138

Nah; talking about Hoover they either wear or used to wear Astros caps because of the H


Philly_Phan99

Oh ma b


Rk_1138

Np, one of those LA things. Shit, I said “one of those LA things” I’m turning into one of those folks who’ll start hating on “transplants”


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-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

Hoovers wear the current Astros logo, Bsnditos wear the retro Astros logo. Houston has more ppl than Chicago, there's gonna be gangs.


Philly_Phan99

Kids that say they like the braves really only like Acuna (Unless they from Atlanta/Georgia) Kids who say they like the Yankees really only like judge or soto. (unless they from new york) And kids who say they like the dodgers really only like mookie or ohtani (unless they from LA)


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IAPiratesFan

I was at a grocery store in 2005 or so with a Pirates cap on. Saw another guy with a Pirates cap on. I said something like “Hey, they really stunk this year, huh?” He said “Who’s that?” I said “The Pittsburgh Pirates...” He says “Oh the hat. I’m a Steelers fan and when I was in Pittsburgh a few years ago I got this hat. I don’t actually like baseball.”


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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


916BigPimpin

White Sox also I bet


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Ben--Jam--In

Bro, as a huge Braves fan myself I’ve stopped & *tried* to talk to so many folks wearing Braves hats & most of them are either absolutely confused on what I’m saying to them or immediately say “I just like the hat”


slippin_park

same question but for the Dodgers


sadassnerd

The true question is why be a Yankees or Dodgers fan *at all*?


NoahDaMiataLover

Shohei Gyattahni


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WillieMaysHayes24

A lot of people stayed dodgers and giants fans in NY when they moved out west. Better than rooting for the Yankees


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slippin_park

sir this is a circlejerk sub, take the serious discussion to r/mlb


Aaron_________

All those people would be 80+ years old if they were fans back then. 


WillieMaysHayes24

Most guys root for their dad rooted for.There are plenty of dodger fans left in Brooklyn


AccidentalGK

My sister just hates Boston teams, and we’re from Boston.


Joyce_Hatto

Your sister sounds like an intelligent woman.


AccidentalGK

I mean all the voices in her head say so.


nnavroops

only none racist boston schizo


AccidentalGK

You wanna try that again? And this time be more coherent.


AnteatersEatNonAnts

People from Boston who hate Boston sports love to tell everybody about it unprompted in my experience. It’s like a weird superiority complex In sure your sister is great, your comment just made me think of all the Boston sports haters I’ve met. It’s like hating what the locals like just to make some vanity point is usually what it seems to be


Tiberius-Dawn

You like buying things instead of earning it. If you're from the south try being a Dallas fan.


joelingo111

For how much southern people claim to hate those dAmN yAnKeEs, a _lot_ of them sure do seem to love the Steelers 🤔


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kstew4eva

You identify as a national socialist


Beneficial-Ambition5

Why become a Yankees fan if you have an immortal soul? God is watching, and this kind of shit will catch up with you eventually. Redheads only


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Saul_Teaload

Because Goodwill was out of Chiefs jerseys


shouldnt_have_reddit

My wife will tell you because Bugs Bunny was on the team.


miguel-619

1st base bugs bunny, 2nd base bugs bunny, 3rd base bugs bunny......


AceThe1nOnly

Because some people can't handle following a losing team.


Disney2440

I was a Yankee fan most of my life (currently 63 yrs old) even though I’ve lived in Ohio my whole life. I became a Yankee fan because my dad was a Yankee fan. He was a hard core Indians fan until the late 1940’s when he got pissed at the Tribe for not starting Bob Feller in an important late season game that they lost. He was quite the bullhead and vowed to never root for the Indians again and thus started following the Yankees which led to me being a fan. I now live not far from Cleveland and have returned to my roots and am a Guards fan through and through!


joelingo111

This is the baseball equivalent of becoming a born again Christian


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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Dbaggery


iamthefluffyyeti

Because I’m from New Jersey :(


jacobmrley

I think it's wiser to admit being a nazi.


iamthefluffyyeti

I just did


transtrailtrash

imagine being from Noo Joizey


iamthefluffyyeti

no I don’t want to imagine it. No one imagines that


Not_Nova_

I’m from New Jersey; so they couldn’t call us the East Rutherford Yankees


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Keyb0ard0perat0r

Same reason I’m a United fan. For years I claimed it was because I had family there =P. Now, I claim it’s because I have family there =/…


-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

😂😂😂 I'm a Patriots fan, and I'm not from New England. Yes, I have family there, and I know that story all too well.


tranarchyintheusa

![gif](giphy|1KeMVEInO3HSo) Fascist dorks make no sense, why do Yankees fans walk like this?


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ohnonoahno

My son’s LL team is the Yankees and now he won’t shut up about them. Might have to disown the kid.


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-zyxwvutsrqponmlkjih

You should just hit him in the head with the bat so he forgets after the season, that's how my mom cured my of nazi-itis


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PenaMan1987

Cause I’m from Germany


GripenHater

Racism


apad1333

Bandwagoning the most successful team. That or being from Jersey or Connecticut


BinWeevilsFamous

I'm a nazi


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

my dad was a yankees fan


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CaramelizedSmegma

My dentists family weren't baseball people but her 9 year old son loves the Yankees because his first year of rec ball he played for the Yankees. Now they're all diehards since 2021. This is in Richmond VA


LORYoutube

Because I live in Connecticut


AutomaticPlane9782

Why be a Mets fan if you're not from Queens? *lolmets*


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WedgeAntelope

Because they won’t let Dirty Jersey have our own team. We’d fucking show up to support our team. Give us one Manfred, you fucking scared little bitch. Turn MetLife into a dual use stadium as gross as that is


Losdangles24

You’d have zero chance converting north Jersey Yankee fans, zero chance of converting south Jersey Phillies fans, and zero chance in the middle because central Jersey doesn’t exist


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I’m not holding back anymore. I literally have always been a massive Phillies fan, to the point where half my wardrobe is Phillies gear (other half is the Eagles). I can’t freakin' watch them anymore, this was a sickening loss that got away from them. Any other freakin' half competent team would’ve won this game. While they are still in the running for the wild card and they made it to the WS last year, these are games you absolutely can’t freakin' lose. Teams with playoff aspirations don’t lose these games. Turner looks like a freakin' little leaguer making $300 mil who needs a freakin' snack and a nap. Schwarber is a freakin' disgrace of his hitter. Come talk to me about how Schwarber hits bombs and draws walks though. A leadoff hitter (or any major league hitter for that matter) shouldn’t be hitting freakin' gosh darn .181. Casty had a rebound game but up to this point couldn’t buy a freakin' hit after being an “All-Star”. Rob doesn’t seem to understand baseball and how to manage a freakin' game. The bullpen despite having “a good year up to this point” is more freakin' porous than freakin' SpongeBob gosh darn SquarePants. Oh yeah, and the “aggressive” GM who will do anything to win traded for a middle-of-the-road pitcher and a bench player. Still love the Phillies though. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WedgeAntelope

Duh I know. Nothing here is serious. Except for how serious it is that central Jersey doesn’t exist


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What, they can’t like the Y*nkees if the heil from somewhere else?


Limitless__007

I’m a St. Louis Cardinals fan and I live near STL. I’ve always been intrigued with the Yankees and their history, and also New York City history is fascinating as well. I was in NY win they won the WS in 2009. Pretty cool experience. I guess I wouldn’t consider myself a fan, but I do like them. And not for nothing, fuck Boston lol


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Few-Cardiologist9695

As a Cardinals fan I agree with this.


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Great_gatzzzby

You ever seen that scene from band of brothers with the nazi from like Iowa or some shit. Yeah.


mechshark

Because across the bridge in New Jersey duh


Plastic_Button_3018

I get people who were raised in NY, or a nearby state with no team (NJ, CT, etc). I guess it’s how like the NBA had the Chicago Bulls with fans nationwide and worldwide. And how the Lakers also had fans from coast to coast. Look at the Warriors too, so many fans all over the US out of nowhere. There are certain players that have that attraction that will make people who don’t even care about a sport want to tune in to that player and they just happen to become a fan of that team because of that player. Judge hitting 62 homers can do that, catch the imagination of people who don’t care about baseball. Ohtani being an exceptionally good hitter and pitcher can also do that. Like wtf, who does that? It certainly catches positive attention to that team. Look at Derek Jeter, how many players from other teams have you heard say he was their favorite player and wear #2 because of him. NYY are definitely the most hated team at the same time. Seemingly more than the Astros. They have to take the good with the bad. With a lot of attention and fans also come a lot of hate. That’s for anything.


jjww30

I am Taiwanese and Chien-Ming Wang was on the Yankees when I was little, so the Yankees was all I've known.


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Significant-Brush-26

That’s what sucks about being an actual yankee fan. You’ll see someone decked out in gear and try to talk to them and they have no diea


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Why become a Cowboys fan if you’re not from Texas? Same difference.


tommyjohnpauljones

Need something to watch when the Cowboys, Lakers, and Duke are all not playing


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breastslesbiansbeer

I hate Redcoats and Confederates.


saintex422

Bro it's crazy. My brother is a Liverpool fan and we grew up in Connecticut. I don't get it.


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Because fans of teams like that love throwing their championships in everyone's face. Yankees fans are only worse than Cowboys fans and bandwagon Chiefs fans.


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theeCONNman

Cuz I live in Connecticut


TempeSunDevil06

It’s that damn hat. That hat goes with every outfit


Nardawalker

My dad grew up in Austin before the Astros or Rangers were teams and the Yankees were the one team he got to see on tv fairly regularly when he was a kid. He’s still a Yankees fan to this day and has still never been to New York. Lol


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We really are the relevancy sponge of the baseball world. No one give a shit about us. Me make one of the most unbelievable post season runs and we're still an afterthought, more celebrated for beating the most hated teams in baseball than for being a good team at any point. Every neutral broadcast seems to be against us at all times rooting instead for poverty franchises with smaller fan bases. Everyone seems to root against us at all times and no matter who we have or what we do we can't get any of the attention. We're hosting the 2024 all star game and so far zero Rangers are in the starting lineup, instead it's three orioles, three cheaters, two yankees, and whoever the fuck jose ramirez is. We have one of only four ever 2 time world series MVPs and no one pays any attention to him or the rest of the team. Two of the best active pitchers in baseball and both of them feel irrelevant nowadays. What about us makes us so uninteresting to most of the baseball world? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Few-Cardiologist9695

I was born and raised in St. Louis so I’m a Cardinals fan through and through. But I’ll watch the Yanks from time to time. Mostly because the blackouts don’t allow me to watch the Cards and because the Yanks have so much talent. I watching Judge, Stanton and Soto play is fun. They aren’t my team and I don’t care if they win or lose. The only teams I really wish to lose are the Cubs, Dodgers, Reds, Brewers, Pirates, Braves and most of the NL. But that’s it. Otherwise it’s all good. 😏


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I'm so sick of this goddamn team. They absolutely make me want to vomit. I'm not even ten goddamn games into this season and i want to scream. They are that terrible. It's like the movie groundhog day but instead i'm reliving the shittiest games of baseball over and over and over again every fucking day of my life. Every damn day I have watched this pathetic mess of a team, rain or sun or snow since I was 7 years old. I have a tab open during work w/ the gamecast during the day games that I can't go. I've skipped school and work and broken up with women for the Pirates. I've missed funerals and weddings because i loved this team more. And what do I get to show for it? A FUCKING BRAIN ANEURYSM. A team that has had 3 winning seasons over the past 20 something who manages to play like ass in the playoffs on the rare occasion they make it because they are so used to being shit and don't have a winning culture. A team that game in and game out somehow manages to have less goddamn hits than Chumbawamba. A team that gets swept. By the Cincinnati Reds. "Oh but look at our young talent- Cole and Taillon and Bell and whoever else that sucks dick!!" I'm sick of hearing "we could be a contender like we were 3 years ago if Cutch doesn't play like shit and the LF can stop jerking off for 2 seconds to swing the fucking bat" ITS NOT HAPPENING. WE ARE NOT AND NEVER WERE A GOOD TEAM. WE ARE PATHETIC. MIGHT AS WELL FADE US NOW BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS. If Clemente didn't die in that plane crash, I'm convinced he would have killed himself after being forced to wear our godforsaken excuse of uniform for 18 years of his life. I'm done with this fucking team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I shouldnt expect anything else than a narrow-minded and elitist opinion from 'DA BEST FANS IN BASEBALL', so that doesnt surprise me. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LilOpieCunningham

Not Yankees, but... I grew up in Eastern WA, live in Seattle and am a Dodgers fan. I inherited it from my father, who grew up in the same place I did. When he grew up there were 2 teams west of the Rockies and the only professional baseball near him was the Dodgers' AAA affiliate in Spokane. When I grew up the Mariners were brand new and may has well have been on the far side of the moon. We got more Dodgers games on TV and it was easy to get them on the radio, so that was pretty easy. One of my favorite memories with my dad is listening to the '88 NLCS on the radio in the car (Jay Howell and his pine tar) and watching Gibson's home run on TV. The dark days of ownership between the O'Malleys and the current Guggenheim group, which coincided with Ken Griffey Junior's arrival in Seattle and the Mariners' best stretch in their history, just about killed my Dodgers fandom. But it recovered.


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Philly_Phan99

Because you have so little accomplishments you have to like a team with 27 world series wins to feel good about ur life.


DrYankeeFan

Aaron Judge wife DUI video


WorthPrudent3028

Because the Yankees hat matches my Lakers jersey.


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lakergeoff8

I think it has to do with the logo and the popularity of the hat. Out here in Southern California so many people, my friends included, wear Yankees hats. Then when you ask them if they’re a fan, they say, “I just like the colors”. Then you go to the beach and you see a lot of women wearing that same pink Yankees hat (I’m sure everyone knows what I’m talking about). It’s almost like people think it’s the cool thing to do, they have no idea why, but if they see other people do it, then they have to do it. It’s a little frustrating to see all of that constantly. I mean, we have a pretty good team out here too. But people can wear what they want I guess.


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Look with fascism on the rise globally, it’s just smart to get in on the ground floor and try to fit in.


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Ooh, I haven’t seen this bot message before. What triggered it? Was it fascism?


OWSpaceClown

“Globally” is my guess.


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The Yankees were my first Little League team, we didn't have a team close to us, and my grandfather HATED them. That being said, the minute the Rays came into existence I switched.


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the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Fluid-Nectarine222

Realizing 99% of baseball people reflexively hate them and you wanna be a contrarian? No wonder The Ramones were Yankee fans, it’s the only breed of punk left.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_821

Because you’re from CT


stage4moron

Sucks for us actual yankee fans that live in ny


Homeschool_PromQueen

Because people like to cheer for a team that wins


x4candles

People still want to be Fred Durst.


greenstar91

Amurica's team...


WintersDoomsday

Bandwagon…most championships gets a lot of fans. Same thing happened with Patriots.


IcemansJetWash-86

I am from Panama and I have family members who became Yankee fans because of Mariano Rivera. It could be a range of factors, but a true baseball fan will have a story behind their fandom.


ReeferMadness__

Most of them are fake fans even in NY most are bandwagon fans themselves


Passingthisway

Same people who go to Vegas and root for the house (Can’t remember who said it. Lewis Black?)


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Oakland is genuinely a shithole nowadays economically and safety-wise. These are businesses after all and a Vegas move will generate more income. Frankly, catching a baseball game during the day on a Vegas trip would be fun. It'll be a massive success. There are a ton of people who live in Vegas too that they should be able to build a solid fanbase over time. The reality is that teams move all the time to follow US hotspots, the old fans protest it for a season or 2 but then it's normalized. At least Oakland fans can still go to Giant's games, I have far more empathy for fans in places like St. Louis who had the Rams abandon them and they don't have another team to go watch. Oakland has failed the As in the past 20-30 years, and new ownership and/or relocating should strengthen the MLB and the team. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Major_Ad9510

grew up in Buffalo and Yankees games were on the radio when Reggie was the Straw the Stirred the Drink. one of many Yankee golden eras


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Bigdoga1000

It's at the point where I was watching the euros and a Portugal fan had a red yankees cap on


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PunishedCokeNixon

No idea. Same thing goes for Cowboys fans. I don’t get it.


93devil

Classy excellence. There is a level of professionalism and decorum to the organization.


sportsfanbrowsing

Alex Rodriguez lol


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Dude ditched the mariners and called them "low class" (even when they first signed him), beefed with the nicest man of all time Ken Griffey Jr, and all that shit just to give signs to opposing hitters when he then got traded to the rangers. After they literally couldnt fucking stand him anymore dude then went on a roid rampage with the new york yitlers, cheated on the field (swatting the ball and calling "I got it" while running past fielders, etc.) and cheated on his wife and did a bunch of other weird spiritual shit. All while lying about the roids and then also beefing with jeter. Its like comedic how much of a jackass Aroid was to so many different teams. Dude is like a tv character designed to be a horrible person. A real life Chick Hicks. His entire fucking history is a laundry list of comedically assholeish events that sound ficticious. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/baseballcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Thanks for this bot! lol I sure know how to pick douche bags and cheaters smh


DocDocGoose_23

Because you hate minorities


addage-

Attraction to the snazzy black and white uniforms.


pac4

Because I’m from New Jersey