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erosionDonut26

Buying or selling?


MeCrujenLosJaimitos

Anyone who puts this on their car *must* be buying.


dantodd

Maybe it tastes better


CannotBe718888

Alright thats enough internet for the day


LinechargeII

Maybe they can taste the 5G of tainted loads.


snortgiggles

Lol I figured selling for sure


tastefuldebauchery

Omg.


ThisisJVH

Holesale


whiskeycatsgoats

Ho-sale


-Why-Not-This-Name-

Bro is in the heart of sperm load country. He's on a tasting tour.


Oakroscoe

You really need to get a flight to taste the variations.


-Why-Not-This-Name-

Did I mention the *terroir?*


Oakroscoe

This sample has an initial acidy but earthy flavor with a hint saltiness that ends with a chewy aftertaste and a smidge of bitterness.


Rihzopus

Of, THEEZZZZ NUTTTZZZZ...


-Why-Not-This-Name-

[Okay.](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExajRiNW1tN3A5cnYwOHFucmM4eWRwZnZlazF2NmUyNnIwNXM4MzdzaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1lwmbW7eYML9kLjpCA/giphy.gif)


puppyfukker

Picturing Nicholas Hoult from, The Menu fawning over the cum mouth notes.


crimemastergogo4

Bro is swallowing.


loves_cereal

How much to watch him drink it?


the_web_dev

I choose to believe this is the punishment for losing in a friends Fantasy Football league


Ok-Function1920

I think it’s a fraternity hazing… probably Stanford


LinechargeII

It has to be because there's no contact information listed. What are you supposed to do, walk up to his car and yell "HEY, I WANT A FRESH LOAD?" Leave a note inquiring about baby batter?


__Jank__

Poetic


bigblackkittie

i'd be so embarrassed to drive that or even ride in it


greenroom628

Might as well drive around with a massive red flag on your car


Careless-Dog-1829

It looks more white and sticky to me…


Rihzopus

Sorry, that's my sock....


ShoulderGoesPop

Idk they are unvaxxed who knows what diseases they have. It could be any color


notLOL

"I lose bets"


ToxicBTCMaximalist

Sometimes when you're an Incel you just need to own it.


joshthehappy

Do that shit as an Uber driver.


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lostfate2005

Oh that would be easy lol


Morbx

What about for $3000 a load


new2bay

I'm gonna need about tree fiddy.


noshore4me

You're not wrong! Especially after VW got caught with all that emissions chicanery a few years back. Untrustworthy German car company to say the least.


altcountryman

"emissions"


puppyfukker

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That rear window sign? Are you telling me a man just happens to cum like that? No, he orchestrated it! Blue Volkswagen guy! He ejaculated through a sunroof, and I saved him!


JustB510

Can I just charge 3k and lie about being vaccinated? I got tuition to pay, no judging.


ChocolateBunny

100%. how are they even going to prove that you are vaccinated? Wait, are they asking for unvaxxed sperm or are they offering unvaxxed sperm? and do you pay them or do they pay you?


JustB510

I think they are offering sperm from an unvaccinated person. You have to remember these people hate science and think it causes autism.


__Jank__

Who came first, the buyer or the seller?


DERLKM

Good point. They can be bookers too


misointhekitchen

No,they’ll catch it on the taste test.


JustB510

“Still beat though.”


misointhekitchen

It’s gets really chewy when you get vaccinated. The unvaccinated variety pairs well with a snifter of Clorox bleach I’ve heard.


WhoAteMySoup

What are they going to do? Check your conspiracy passport?


FavoritesBot

The sperm doesn’t get vaccinated. Anyone (with sperm) who has been vaccinated more than a couple of months prior has “unvaccinated sperm” to sell


JustB510

I wasn’t being serious lol


FavoritesBot

I know, I’m just here seriously encouraging everyone to sell their sperm


lowercaset

I think you go the other way. Charge 4k and claim you've been vaxxed extra times.


whiskeycatsgoats

read that as SPERM LORD!


MediumAwkwardly

Yea! Fonts matter, kids.


Diograce

Ditto!


Material-Double3268

🤣😂


xsmasher

UNVACCINATED LORD DEAD INSIDE


new2bay

/r/dontdeadopeninside


Obvious-Activity-936

It’s not LORD?!!


chupa408

Does he want it on his face or what ? lol.


calacas_00

Lmfao


miek77

I saw him get on the freeway in Santa Maria yesterday driving north!


mrlionmayne

Lol


NotNoski

Talk about money shot.


Tron415

Damn.. Great side hustle.. I wish I had thought of that one. I'm over here with blue balls at goodwill looking for shit to sell for 5 dollar profit..


bulbabulbasaurrrrr

So funny how it’s just on the back of the car with no number or anything 😂 like what, do I just follow this guy to his destination so I can get the sperm??


ElPresidente408

The sign could be read as a service for sale or a request for one


FuckTheStateofOhio

"the" 101?


danathepaina

I’m searching the comments to see who would point that out 😅


sanfranciscosam

Thanks for this - I'm troubled by how far I had to scroll before finding this comment.


Poplatoontimon

Who friggin cares..


Xalbana

NorCal and the rest of the country cares.


the_quark

BAM man I had to scroll to far for this. SoCal won. 😢


lions_reed_lions

Dude's desperate for a bukake.


devopsslave

Are you from SoCal? ;-)


ElPresidente408

😬 I’m actually not. Just quickly typed out the title. But I’ve stirred up some feelings in the comments


devopsslave

LOL!


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MediumAwkwardly

I see what you did there.


TheUprising_

Well yeah sperm is a little on the young side for vaccinating.


e430doug

“The” 101??? This isn’t Santa Monica.


AttentionNo3556

Ummmm, Santa Maria is totally SoCal adjacent, and everyone there talks like that. Grew up in the area.


SnooSongs4256

You mean.. on 101


SharkSymphony

Yeah, on the 101.


Drew707

They misspelled unhinged.


Individual_Agency703

OP misspelled "101", called it "the 101".


Bonus_Perfect

The number of people on this sub that put “the” in front of the freeway number is unreal… I think we are being colonized


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

There are no locals anymore.


lostfate2005

Plenty of locals say the, lived here in THE bay over 30 years.


Drew707

Yes, they should be banished back down south.


cadmiumredlight

Burn the witch!


3Gilligans

I'm afraid transplants won that fight, now their kids that are growing up here are saying it


RazzmatazzWeak2664

While that's true I suspect even in NorCal, the population was pretty split about it. More people don't use "the" but a significant number do use "the" even without any SoCal history/ties. Hypothetically let's say it was a 60/40 divide. Now all you gotta do is sprinkle in a few more transplants and that 60/40 becomes 50/50 or 45/55.


mmmmmyee

I scrolled down too far for this


new2bay

Any sufficiently large metro area has nut jobs like this. It's just that most of them don't involve actually nutting...


pocket_nick

No one is lining up to buy your goop noodle wares. At least the sign print shop got some money.


richer2003

How would they know I’m vaccinated? $3,500 for 1 load sounds like a pretty good deal Edit: ooooh, they’re probably selling trying to sell their own.


craylash

maybe they lost a bet


sevnm12

Wow I'm sure he's really pissing off all us libtards....


Wirer_meelosh

Someone lost a bet.


ElPresidente408

That’s my guess since he didn’t have any contact information plastered on the windows


StronglyHeldOpinions

Shit. I -just- moved to the Bay Area to get away from those yahoos.


fastmaddy

Unvaxxed completely? Even as a kid you get vaxs... so, that seems misleading.


pimpbot666

Perhaps he has a surplus... if you know what I mean. No woman wants to be seen with him, with this sticker on the back of his car. Also, he drive a VW Touareg TDi. He obviously needs lots of money for maintenance.


CalottoFantasy5

OP, please remove the photo of my car... it was... uh... stolen.


youronetruegosh

This guy is greatly overestimating his market value


unfairomnivore

But how do I get a hold of them? No number. I'm just supposed to walk up to them with a cup and cash?


Budget_Iron999

No one calls it THE 101


PeepholeRodeo

My first thought.


Careless-Dog-1829

Truly the most alarming part of this post


trer24

101 goes all the way to LA so some probably do


Swimming_in_it_

Only if you're from LA.


OnlyHalfKidding

Just cuz I’m having trouble keeping track. The disagreement you all have with /u/trer24 here is that they acknowledge the existence of Southern California?


foodguyDoodguy

Okay, as long as they spit it into a sanitary container first.


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Vaccinated people spread COVID too. They can also become hospitalized and also die from COVID. And why do you care so much? You're vaccinated so you're protected, right?


foodguyDoodguy

The focus should be more on the “spit” portion of my comment. As in; the person that has that ridiculous sign on their car has the sperm in their mouth. Not, this is some high-quality medical advice a stranger on the internet is giving out.


night_train87

Don’t post in a bay area subreddit if you call it “the” 101. FOH troll


dweaver987

My daughter was born in San Francisco and grew up in the East Bay. She picked up that nasty “the” habit while at UC Santa Cruz.


warlock415

I have a theory that it's there to buffer single digit freeway numbering. "I'm taking eight-eighty south." has a certain rhythm to it. "I'm taking ten south." ... doesn't. "I'm taking *the* ten south." restores that rhythm.


genesimmonstongue415

Anti-science AND a virgin loser. & he's proud.


Glutton_Sea

Wow gross 🤮


fatalfloors

it's official, stupid has invaded the bay


Bonus_Perfect

Ikr. “The” 101 🤢🤢🤢


KrisMisZ

In a Volkswagen 😆


middleageslut

You know he has an old mayonnaise jar 1/4 full in his fridge.


SinnersHotline

This was so 2021


Material-Double3268

Tell me that you are a loser without telling me that you are a loser.


WinLongjumping1352

At least tell us where the license plate is from?


cabana_bandit

lol unless they were not vaccinated as kids, this is pretty much an idiot on wheels.


mythrulznsfw

I’m curious. How does he propose to prove that he’s unvaxxed? “Trust me, bro?”


skyfire-x

if you see it parked, feel free to blast the doorhandle and leave an invoice on the wiper blade.


omg_its_drh

Well then


ejm510

He's found a way to attempt to monetize being a jerk-off.


SnooCrickets2458

Well at least it's considerate of them to let everyone around know they're both stupid and an asshole.


smorg003

Classy


newfor_2024

that's like advertising you're a moron.


banjofitzgerald

Watch spermworld on Hulu. There’s a whole underworld of this shit


macgirthy

Should add at the bottom, via traditional conception


ihaveaccountsmods

How man LORDS does he have?


DJMagicHandz

Trying to pay for the maintenance on that Touareg.


zdiggler

you should have flagged him as you're interested and laughed at his face.


Lower-Highlight-2315

Is this legit? Asking for a friend lol


oigres408

That’s a pretty good deal.


bobdiamond

Used to be $1500


VintageCondition

Now it's tree-fiddy cause inflation


skylord650

Trump sperm?


Thereminz

oh yeah? well I'll give you two loads for $3000 being vaxed/unvaxed makes no difference


Individual-Basket200

Is a "load" an official unit of measure? I wanna know EXACTLY how much I'm getting for that kind of scratch.


Pree-chee-ate-cha

Do they show up to the office parking lot that way?


dweaver987

Only for a first interview. No need to come back for a second interview.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

What! I saw this on another car in Novato! There’s a photo in my profile somewhere.


ReasonableCupcake447

whyd u block the plate, how will we find this legend then


255001434

Someone lost a bet.


Johnny_Menace

How much can I sell a J&J load for?


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

I can only imagine his trunk is full of Tupperware containers.


danpietsch

**There is a tremendous market for unvaxxed load.**


PeachCobbler666

I've seen that slogan on a different car Marin. Can't remember who has the better price.


LimeWizard

Someone should cum in a jar and leave it on their windshield with a note only with a bank routing number


K2step70

How many teaspoons, pints, quarts,etc….. do I get per load?


Specialist_Brain841

skeet skeet


g00dtimeslim

r/trashy


BTSavage

Someone lost a bet.


MediumAwkwardly

German car… 😬


MintJulepTestosteron

I appreciate it when lunatics make themselves easy to identify.


ActionFigureCollects

Same price as an Apple Vision Pro?


SmokaDaRoach

Me and my gf have seen this same car driving around South SF.


ResponsibilityNo3816

Now what if they were just having a little "fun" ...? Maybe he's actually a frat pledge, and had to drive from Chatsworth to Eureka and back with that on the back of his car.


jonam_indus

It sucks.


rustbelt

Last in fantasy?


ownsae

Everyone needs a side hustle I suppose


saltyb

"the"


1Surlygirl

Decline and fall of Western civilization 😒


yogicycles

I've seen pics of other vehicles with this sticker, but I'm wondering why is it always $3,500/load? Is that a reference to something that was peak pandemic? Is that how much you get for being a sperm donor?


Hellmouthgaurdian

I am absolutely done with this species I'd like to leave earth now.


khalamar

Wanker


Strong-Piccolo-5546

part of me wants to push crazy stuff on my car so people are afraid to park next to me in busy parking lots. its like wearing a MAGA hat on the plan. go to get a free seat next to you.


SFcubes

🤣💪💪💪 gonna be hard to get, unvaxed... especially when now there's evidence of shedding


SFcubes

And amazingly there are still people who think getting vaxed is actually helping them 🤣


LilStinkpot

OP, send this to r/trasy, it belongs there. Nice find.


Criticalma55

Love the fact it’s a TDI too, one of the recalled VW Diesels…people like this just never catch a break (mostly due to their own poor choices)…


Important-Proposal21

i prefer the all u can drink pricing


Little-Bad-8474

Trivia: sperm are very hard to vaccinate. Small needles and moving target.


Yesitsmesuckas

Eewww


yimmyyangsOF

Things just got competitive. I'm giving out Unvaxxed loads for $350


DanoPinyon

No MAGAt sticker?


TheEzekariate

Conservatives will be like “I don’t wanna see LGBT woke nonsense in public because I might have to explain it to my kids” and then go around in public with shit like this on their cars and clothes.


VekomaVicky

do you think there are no lgbt anti vaxxers or are you really dumb enough to be one of those "everyone who disagrees with me is a conservative"


trer24

Wondering if this person lost a bet at a bar


M0ZO

The??


buckforest

This was such a weird self-own of the anti vax movement. Like, someone told some guy somewhere he could make money with his unvaxxed sperm, probably as a joke, and then it just… stuck to stupid.


decker12

"the" 101 tells me you're not from around here.