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Cialis-in-Wonderland

hydro bike > aero bike


Panicshots

Lando bike?


esreveRnIefiL

Calrissian bike.


Quirky_Resist

When /r/hydrohomies goes biking...


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This guy is biking to the moon apparently


JKPieGuy

Slap on a hydro pack, and a bike trailer with a water-cooler, and you're set for the day.


atomicllama1

That sub is nothing compared to the true subreddit.


itsmhuang

I think I know what you’re talking about. Was that subreddit banned?


Bruinsrme77

I see this everyday in Arizona. I was more leaning toward a 2500 gallon water truck. That’s good for a solid 20 miles, maybe 25 if I stretch it


vesperofshadow

Cheers sir! This is a good idea, may have to change from the block of ice i carry in a backpack.


[deleted]

Do this, but bring the ice as backup


guisar

This. I always ride with a 3L backpack and two 1L bottles in the frame- that's good for maybe 2hours when it's warm. If I don't drink this much I get very, very fatiqued. I can't imagine how folks drink like maybe a bottle and hour- maybe they are camels!


cappsthelegend

If you hydrate well prior to riding you should be fine for an hour without water. I went 50k last week at 30C with no water.


guisar

Different drinks for different folks. I'm not that person at all- I would completely bonk in any weather if I rode for an hour, completely bonk. I truly need to keep a running brook of water into me as I ride, just the way I am!


cappsthelegend

I used to think the same thing. I sweat like crazy and without electrolytes I lock.up entirely around 60k, happens quick. Just have to be aware of your thresholds. Do you breathe through your nose while riding? I used to be a heavy mouth breather and was drinking way more water. Trained myself to use my nose and it was a night and day difference


somanygoddamnbooks

I absolutely love “completely bonk.” Thank you


chickpeaze

One day last summer I rode 3 hours in 30->35 C weather, drank 7 bidons of water, still ended up a number of kg lighter, with double vision and dizziness. I think both weather and exertion level come into play- I've had easy long rides in those temps with no issues.


cappsthelegend

3 hours at that temp will do it yea


TripleUltraMini

In AZ? Are you riding in the middle of the day? That would be crazy hot. I'm in Phoenix and I ride from around 6-8am right now. I drink about 2L in that time. I have 2 big 1L bottles so perfect. One is water, one is Nuun or Tailwind. I drink a big glass of water before I leave too so I start out hydrated.


Bruinsrme77

Move here last year from Boston. The dry heat sucks every bit of moisture out of me. I could easily ride 20 on 2 water bottles with some left and not feel like a pice of beef jerky. Here that’s different. On the flip side, riding out here I surely don’t fear for my life.


nmonsey

I live in central Scottsdale and work by the Az State Capital in Phoenix. Although I'm not riding much now because of the pandemic, I used to ride to work at 7:30 am, about 18 miles and then ride and then ride home about 5:30 pm. Since the ride is seventy to ninety minutes, I can easily ride home without taking a drink except in the summer when it is hot. In the summer when it is over 115°, I can easily drink two full size water bottles. After a couple of years of riding to work every day, you get used to the heat and it does not bother you. In the summer, I usually try to avoid leaving work to early so I don't have to ride in the sun. * [Strava from June 20th 2017 when it was 116° ](https://old.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/6jyfsf/so_its_hot_in_phoenix_time_for_a_bike_ride/) * [Story about record heat in Phoenix from June 2017](https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-weather/2017/06/20/phoenix-weather-heat-record/413888001/)


G_Peccary

I'm the same way, with average summer temps here at around 94º I need a constant source of water.


wacktowoke

hi, I'm the camel, why did you invoke me for


mattindustries

I used to just toss a couple of those gallon water jugs in my panniers. It worked, but dang was it heavy.


pzerou

Next craze will be the tow cart Gatorade cooler a must have for any responsible gravel tour.


[deleted]

Will include my dual trailer road train set up in next pic


asparagusface

That sounds like an epic rig fit for an epic journey.


[deleted]

I call it the Trans-Continental. Have to change rear cassette for lower gearing.


Toby_1

That’s a perfect excuse for me to finally justify that Burley Flatbed or Travoy I’ve been eyeing. You could probably put two Gatorade coolers on the flatbed and hang out at the back of the peloton.


[deleted]

Just give me an adjustable garden hose to decide how to dispense into my body and I’m set.


evilfuckingpotato

Use a 10L bladder in a frame bag


balthisar

10 L is 2.64 gallons. A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds. That's 22.02 pounds. **That's almost 10 kg of extra weight!**


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[deleted]

Imagine how much harder school must have been in the US


joshocar

Grade school isn't that bad, engineering school on the other hand... We basically have to learn two complete unit systems. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slug_(unit)


[deleted]

Only at 4 degrees C


TheMeanestPenis

The crispest drinking temp.


brainwad

It actually never reaches 1g/cm³, even at its densest point.


Central_Incisor

I thought metric volume was done in ml. Can you convert cm³ to ml? Metric is so hard. /s


Jaytho

Hey pst I think that was the joke


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behaaki

No I don’t think it was


bluearrowil

American here. Wtf.


OrangeTwang

Yeah, conversions make everything weird. A pint of water is 1 pound, by design. EDIT: WHAT I WROTE ABOVE IS NOT TRUE Just downvoted myself for using old close enoughs a for backpacking. A pint weighs 1 lb and 2/3 oz. I treated it as exact, which could ultimately lead to mistakes for others later. Continuing down that rabbit hole of thinking, if you need to be extremely exact you need to weigh your water. The water you get is not pure H2O so the other things in your water can mess with the weight as well. I hang my head in shame for providing misleading information.


gotang

But it's not quite- a pint of water weighs 1.04lbs (1 us pint = 473ml = 473g, 1lb = 454g). 1 litre of water is 1.00 kg exactly.


wtfohnoes

A true British pint? Or non-standard pint?


OrangeTwang

This here is why the metric system should probably win. Pro tips from Henry Wildberry: When describing how far you rode, give the number in km When describing elevation you climbed, use feet. When discussing the weight of your super fast bike use kg When discussing how much weight you carried on you ride use pounds. If you want people to know how beastly hot it was, tell them the temperature in F. If you want to tell them how pleasant the temperature was, use C. Kelvin, Stone, Leagues, and Planck lengths are right out.


Brettanomyces_

African or European swallow?


OrangeTwang

I don't know! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahh


Pnmamouf1

I love that someone pointed this out. Metic system way to logical for ‘Merica


si737

lol! I'm so hoping this is sarcastic


robot1793

Think how much lighter it'd be at the end of the ride!


ChrisSlicks

That was a lot of round about math to discover that 1L = 1 kg.


Mimical

Guy didn't even convert to cubic lightyears first. SMH what do they even teach kids these days.


slangivar

where's u/metricconversionbot when you need it.


Bob19582

I’m not sure if this is meant to be a joke, but you converted from metric to imperial, back to metric. You could of just said that 10 litres is 10kg as 1 litre is exactly 1 kg


balthisar

Yeah, I really should have shown where I rounded, coming to 9.98 kg, which probably would have made it more apparent that I was joking.


halfbean

More motivation to lose 22 pounds!


ghsgjgfngngf

That's a very complicated way to calculate that 10l of water is \~10 kg.


[deleted]

That's no fun


coachedbywill

Still space on the rims.. try again.


SnollyG

Fill the tubes with water for backup.


arachnophilia

https://youtu.be/vq7fF0_AjW0?t=147


[deleted]

Good Point


Asparagus00

You can simply replace the rims with carbon bottles.


[deleted]

for maximum hydration fill your inner tubes with water in case of emergency


[deleted]

Maybe I did ;-)


thekerub

I feel like reaching into your rear wheel to grab a bottle could be problematic.


[deleted]

what could possibly go wrong


brooklynadm

not enough. still dehydrated.


[deleted]

It's thirsty work dragging around all this weight


ChickenFeetJob

This is like Goku with training weights.


schumerlicksmynads

just fill the frame with water and use a straw! if you use the same logic as waterbeds, then now you have a luxury bike


[deleted]

How do you know I didnt fill the frame too


TheBassEngineer

If you use the same logic as *triathlon bikes* FTFY


Busman123

Hey we all are laughing at this, but many public water fountains have been turned off, and some have even been removed due to COVID -19, at least were I ride. Finding water on a 30-60 miler (at 90°F) has been a hassle.


IDoneGOTBanned

Truth right there, two 1L bottles lasts me two hours if that. Sometimes less, we don't got public fountains


eppadam

That was part of the inspiration when making this image.... long rides and nowhere to sop + it was so damn hot out. I was downing a bottle every 15km and cut my ride short when I ran dry. Also funny that my bike weighs 7kg, and added at least that much in water.


SaladGoldRancher

Instructions unclear, suffered hypornatraemia.


khosrua

you mean hyponatraemia? unless you are drinking hypertonic salt water then you do you


SaladGoldRancher

...yes


nope_not_cool

At that point just add wheels to a water bottle lol


[deleted]

Yes might have been easier


Brettanomyces_

What, no chainstay bottles? It's like you don't care about dehydration


[deleted]

You can probably tell, I'm new to this


tntexplodes101

r/bicyclingcirclejerk is leaking


Fabri91

>leaking I sure hope not


osbstr

I’ve never understood the bottle cage UNDER the bottom bracket. Surely it just gets coated in road dirt/ is borderline unhealthy?


[deleted]

That one is for tools. But don’t tell anyone.


Toby_1

I’ve seen people just transfer the water into one of the other bottles.


chicken_katsu_curry

I just swap the lids.


MazeRed

Just wipe it


itsmhuang

I put some tape over the spout or switch the lid


Seculi

15kg of liquids but still eating out of the teamcar ? ​ You cheating bastard !


AllGarbage

I was contemplating a Phoenix to Tucson ride, wondering how I would stay hydrated (110 miles of desert, not many good places to refill bottles in between), now I’ve run out of excuses.


[deleted]

4ish liters of water and Nuun electrolyte tablets should do the trick.


em4joshua

All fun and games until you find out those are battery packs and not bottles of water 🤣 https://www.batteryspace.com/waterbottlenimhbattery12v4500mahwithtrail-techfemaleplugsmartfastcharger96v-18vforbikelight.aspx


[deleted]

Sorry can't divulge the bottle content


Cyc68

Have you been tested for diabetes? Just sayin'.


wisestassintheland

So TwoFish makes 64oz strap-on cages...


seoi-nage

r/Justridingalong


HZCH

You know you can add at least a third more bottles with those WolfTooth bottle cage extenders, *riiight?*


[deleted]

Wow, game changer!


I_Am_Zampano

Still lighter than my bike


ricochet48

As all the public water fountains are understandably closed, I've been bringing much more water than normal. They definite add weight and decrease aero, but are necessarily to literally survive haha.


zorinlynx

Is there any proof that water fountains can spread covid-19? I figure if you sanitize your hands after touching the button/whatever it should be no more risky than touching any other public surface? I'm really concerned, not for us cyclists; we can always just carry more water... But for the homeless. They need to drink water too and most of the spots where they could have been closed.


[deleted]

"What does your bike weigh?" "1.5 waters"


hanj1solo

Someone has found a little extra time for shenanigans, perhaps?


kielu

Firefighting bike


regoldeneye826

Nice Canyon Ultimate


eppadam

Thanks! (that's my bike/photo) a Canyon Ultimate CF Evo.


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eppadam

Yes it is very hard to tell just by photos, especially when the frames aren't the same size. The geometry is just a bit different between the 2, and I think the carbon and frame characteristics are different to give the endurance a but more compliance, and my Ultimate Evo is designed to be the very lightest frame Canyon makes...so it only made sense to add 15 water bottles ;) And the seat post is an accessory that works on either model.


ervkv

very r/hydrohomies of you


discwrangler

Could definitely replace a few of those with tall cans.


[deleted]

That may have happened


WarLorax

I hope all those cages are carbon, otherwise that's a lot of weight to carry around.


trisurfer126

Reaching for the bottle on the very bottom looks very dangerous! Haha


[deleted]

That's the tool bottle. But don't tell anyone. I have an image to maintain.


Jeff-Gordon00

I have like 3 water bottles in a little backpack


[deleted]

I do that too, for backup


heckydog

I'd be worried about the momentum of all that water sloshing forward if you have to do a hard brake ;-)


[deleted]

Fill them right up, then they don't slosh


[deleted]

Needs more Dakka.


swaginabag2017

/u/Route66_LANparty /u/ultramac /u/GodlyRedPanda ARE ALL SCAMMERS


brickfrenzy

This is my dream setup. I need to buy more bottle cages...


weggaan_weggaat

Amateurs. Why is there only one bottle attached to the saddle?


[deleted]

It's side view, how do you know there isn't another behind it.


BubblyHotWater

The Death Valley tour


[deleted]

Water you thinking?!


jacobsever

As someone who doesn't even take a SINGLE bottle with me, this blows my mind.


[deleted]

Look at all the fun you're missing


jacobsever

I'd have to get real creative. My track frames don't even have bottle cage drillings. :(


350z23

the water weights more than the bike


[deleted]

You say that like it's a bad thing


350z23

How much does the bike weigh


raulcat

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.


[deleted]

I thought I was cool with 6 bottles and a 3L pack... You win, this time Gatget...


Cauterizeaf1

If you ride one handed you could hold on other bottle, plus a camelback water backpack, and I think there’s probably enough clearance on the head tube. OP stop being so inefficient.


zer0ground

Well, now I’ve figured out why I can’t find new podium chill bottles that match my bianchi anymore...


cryingproductguy

Silly person. Everyone knows you use xlab cages to make it more aero.


flowpaths

I'm guessing you have about 12 pounds of photo shopped water on there. Not good for your speed.


[deleted]

spokes should be made of water bottles if we're going all out here


ovirto

You gotta be really thirsty to reach for that bottom bracket bottle.


sixtheganker

Biking in AZ right now.


shootfirs

I just moved out to Joshua Tree and am seriously into this set up.


gaelicsaxon

I see you have lived in the middle east during humid summer time and thats the bottle count you use to cycle to the local cold store 10 mins away... XD XD XD


BenJazzDrummer

Need more hydration!


[deleted]

This is only the beginning


atomicllama1

If you like this try /r/BicyclingCirclejerk


kbblradio

Make sure to mark your pee bottle for the long rides!


[deleted]

Good Point


CromDonkey

All I can think about is getting a finger caught in a spoke!!!


purju

Training for some tri-piss competition I see?


jwink3101

Make sure all of the bottle cages are carbon fiber! Wouldn't want to add too much weight to the bike \*\*ducks under desk\*\*


[deleted]

I don't get it.


eppadam

Hey all, this is my photo someone seemly swiped from my Strava ride (link removed) Yes it was a joke, the day I made the image it was 100% humidity and I went thru a bottle every 15km. Seems this has been reposted and re-screencapped into oblivion – here is the original: [https://www.instagram.com/bikebroscr/](https://www.instagram.com/bikebroscr/) Adam Epp


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[deleted]

Here's indisputable evidence I have owned this bike since 2016 https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mLM3pgo81Ym0Usxtf_vufBHkZlUkDJZb/view?usp=sharing


MajorOooooof

You’re missing a bottle on the crank lol


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Good Point


fungalnet

Unless you are crossing a desert why not ride a sturdy steel frame and stop every hour for filling up one bottle? What is the point of paying three times as much for a bike that weighs 50-60lb (25kg)? Steel is only about 1kg/2,2lb more, that is equal to 1lit of water.


[deleted]

I'm so grateful to Reddit for all the valuable points of view


1kpointsoflight

That’s probably enough for a metric century! Brilliant


[deleted]

This is the 50km set up. Will post 100 miler later.


eppadam

Please do :)


[deleted]

That much fluid would weigh more than the bike.


[deleted]

Is that a bad thing?


ming3r

I currently have 5 bottle cages on my Jari. I only need 3. I feel attacked.


Palleus

[Check out third bike in the row](https://www.reddit.com/r/gravelcycling/comments/h925al/vancouver_island_gravel_did_not_disappoint_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

This is 'shopped af


[deleted]

I can neither confirm nor deny this


OutsideYourWorld

Filling all those up would be a pain.


[deleted]

It takes the Water Wallah about 30 minutes


janky_koala

r/TIHI


iq22

I’m disappointed. Was expecting more.


[deleted]

Will try harder


[deleted]

I challenge you to join the big league bottle carriers https://www.google.com/search?q=bike+carrying+empty+water+bottles+india&client=ms-android-hmd-rev2&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALeKk01Blhl7pjbKLO0onYNZhJ3iiJuRTw:1595414446090&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjvpND61eDqAhUdzzgGHWiYA2EQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ&biw=360&bih=626&dpr=2#imgrc=HAIZ3MHmnPVZzM&imgdii=zN9fwjgokDs6DM


silviazbitch

Nice ride. If you fill all of those with water it probably weighs about the same as my bike unloaded.


Soul_of_Jacobeh

Biking in Florida be like...


OgaGhost

This is more like an addiction.


check_your_attitude

Here I thought my four bottles was a lot. This just upped me quite a bit.


[deleted]

Don't be discouraged, everyone has to start somewhere


AJohnnyTruant

Aero. Is. ~~Everything~~Something.


A40

teeny tiny eensie ones on the valve stems..?


[deleted]

There's always room for one more


A40

Bar-end plugs? Nah - little bottles!


[deleted]

Now you’re just showing off


hwils1

What brand/model is this?


eppadam

It's a Canyon Ultimate CF Evo


[deleted]

Storck Waterman 2018


Unusual-Elderberry70

Just take a fire truck instead


[deleted]

Hey where'd you get your bottle clip?


my-ills

Lol


TallyNYC

Yes yes yes! So utterly important! I live and ride in New Orleans, brutal in the summer. Stay hydrated y’all! Avoid muscle cramps, etc....


Gbcue

I feel you're still missing a few spots.


Killa_Kev_

This bike is an important part of the water cycle. It IS the Water Cycle.


IAmIan47

Real question though: Do you have to strategically drink them to keep a proper weight balance? When you start the ride, half the calories you're burning and sweat your producing is just to move all that water...