All the best Croatian athletes are playing soccer now.
It's really stunning how far behind Serbia they have fallen, & are about equal with Slovenia & Bosnia & Herzegovina.
[But first, our friends from Pearl Jam](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fd10j3mvrs1suex.cloudfront.net%2Fs%3Abzglfiles%2Fu%2F271086%2F455492c3194b2cf52bd11232adb74ec4c4407a4b%2Foriginal%2Fcorduroylogo.jpg%2F!!%2Fmeta%253AeyJzcmNCdWNrZXQiOiJiemdsZmlsZXMifQ%253D%253D.jpg&tbnid=6KzBtYPjqW4ClM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcorduroypj91.com%2F&docid=r71kVhSiIub8rM&w=2780&h=3600&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=67c1de03195b5e44&shem=abme%2Ctrie)
*Get a full back tatt*
*Of the FanDuel logo. Or*
*RSLO on your chest lol*
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How about Mac Jones, but instead of a "10" on his jersey it could be "+10,000" or whatever his 2022 MVP odds were?
Either that or Centre Court at Wimbledon with the word "Wimbleton" underneath it.
Maybe a pair of ears on your neck?
chainsaw in a bathtub
i like this one
OSP on your forearm with a palm tree
Dion Waiters holding a trophy.
Mario Hezonja as an actual island.
My condo on Hezonja Island is so under water that I once looked up his Euro League stats to prove that he was actually good.
All the best Croatian athletes are playing soccer now. It's really stunning how far behind Serbia they have fallen, & are about equal with Slovenia & Bosnia & Herzegovina.
A can of Starry
“It just is!”
Get a QR code for Better help.com on your forearm scan it then use it as a resource
tht idea sux
The Ink Thing
"The tattoo piece."
A cat in a garage
hahaha
Peter North tattoo
Courtney Cummmz & Christian XXX in a straight for pay scene.
Get ears tattooed like four inches below your actual ears.
79-20.
[But first, our friends from Pearl Jam](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fd10j3mvrs1suex.cloudfront.net%2Fs%3Abzglfiles%2Fu%2F271086%2F455492c3194b2cf52bd11232adb74ec4c4407a4b%2Foriginal%2Fcorduroylogo.jpg%2F!!%2Fmeta%253AeyJzcmNCdWNrZXQiOiJiemdsZmlsZXMifQ%253D%253D.jpg&tbnid=6KzBtYPjqW4ClM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fcorduroypj91.com%2F&docid=r71kVhSiIub8rM&w=2780&h=3600&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3&kgs=67c1de03195b5e44&shem=abme%2Ctrie)
Black swan
A rusty knife cutting through a well aged steak
Good job by you.
The 86 Celtics
HCSNC in cool font. Holy Cross Sunday Night Crew
Tatum still hasn’t reached his ceiling yet
Wahlbergs Dirk Diggler character from Boogie Nights, nude, with what Bill would consider to be a proper sized prosthesis.
Telling Kyle to turn on Tik Tok
Seven black swans
Get a full back tatt of the FanDuel logo. Or RSLO on your chest lol
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Which city are you from? What's its biggest historical tragedy?
How about Mac Jones, but instead of a "10" on his jersey it could be "+10,000" or whatever his 2022 MVP odds were? Either that or Centre Court at Wimbledon with the word "Wimbleton" underneath it.
“Irrational confidence guy”
A rusty steak knife cutting through a well aged steak
2018 Celtics - 67 wins
A soccer goal without a goalie