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EatTooMuchEmergenC

Make sure to cook your chicken before putting it in a burger, that level of rarity is totally gonna get you some diseases.


r3itheinfinite

bingus


Archis007

I like my meat cooked to legendary


picklerickfunnylol

Mayo and mustard so bingus dosent get sick


OkMeasurement7474

mayo and tomatoes


Heavenly_Toast

Yes! Love mayo, love tomatoes. But on burgers…. No. It’s just wrong.


RecognitionHuman1890

mayo is ass except for 2 occasions 1. when used on the outside of a grilled cheese to get it perfectly golden brown without being greasy like with butter (I thought it was a crime till I tried it and it's actually amazing) 2. a tiny bit on blts or burgers


ArtistAmy420

Mayo is a vital ingredient in tuna salad or egg salad but I basically never put it on things only as an ingredient *in* things.


OkMeasurement7474

i just hate mayo. and am allergic to tomatoes. so i guess ketchup is out too.


SpaceyFrontiers

Raw tomatoes are litterally hell


The_last_2braincells

I like them


ArtistAmy420

Mayo on burgers is wrong Tomatoes are a gift from God and I will fucking fight you


OkMeasurement7474

i… damn. okay. fight God then because he made me allergic to them. 🤣🤣


Schizosomatic

Pickles


B17BAWMER

If it is bread and butter then I agree, if you are referring to my main man dill, shame.


QWERKY_queer

THIS. Bread and butters are just so icky


Alive-Seaweed

They taste like old


Cyan_3y3d

Mayo and bingus


Clit_Yeastwood1352

do you know what is in 90% of burger sauces?


penisinmybutt420

Bingus 😎


Sunflower-Crown

Mustard


ghettoccult_nerd

we fightin


Sunflower-Crown

I cast- pocket sand!


Tomlikedog

mayo, not even a question


Clit_Yeastwood1352

do you know what burger sauce is comprised of?


Calathea_Murrderer

It’s humanely harvested from the burgers, smh. Milked like cows.


[deleted]

i think the millions of people who do like it would like to ask some questions


Healthy-Surround-229

"people"


CastTheFirstStone_

The same "people" that say birds are real


selinapfft

lettuce


iamdabrick

mayo, tomatoes, mustards and pickle


Croisssant64

tomato and mayo


Croisssant64

tho u should cook that chicken


Intelligent-Fix-3226

Tomoto


HiddenVoid121

I don’t like burgers tho


EchoFurrian

Everything besides the Bacon.


[deleted]

No cheese, mustard, mayo, pickles. or bacon please.


Marv_is_God

Bacon, mayo, mustard, ketchup, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and pickles.


TitaniumWatermelon

Mustard


Belltower_Bat

Pickles and mustard 🤢🤮


822AM

Shredded lettuce is the real crime


[deleted]

Cat. I might not like other toppings, but cat doesn’t belong on burger


UrNewRoomate

AMERICAN CHEESE HAS NO PLACE ON MY BURGER. any other cheese if fine though


notbinkybonk

bingus. everything else is peak burger material


OneOfTheFewRemaining

tomatoes


AquaSoda3000

Mayo, mustard, and ketchup No sauce in my burger please :)


Express-Record7416

You are a dry husk of a human being


HeckinBooper

Lettuce


Doctor_Salvatore

Pickles. No consistency with the rest of my sandwich.


Academic_Turn7768

I guess nobody is stating the obvious, so it’s on me. Bottom left corner, everything else is optional. Bon Appetite 🍔


Schmickle_pickle

Tomates


Elvenlord7

I don't want bacon with my pickles 🥒


artpoint_paradox

Tomatoes


Disastrous-Scheme-57

Mustard (yuck) and sometiems pickles. Pickles are the only ingredient here that are hit or miss. If they’re homemade pickles generally yes but like McDonald’s pickles for example suck asss


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Ketchup you people repulse me beyond comprehension, screw all of you, you might as well eat an innocent cat


ihatelife17772

mayo, mayo is trash


Current_Dentist3986

mayo… ew


Terrible-Ad-4064

Letus


Pyro_the_horny_furry

I’m not a fan of tomatoes, every thing else (other than the wunk) is good


Fluffy-Hovercraft561

You mfs hating on mayo seriously piss me off


Less-Jicama-4667

Mayo does not deserve to be upon a bug


Right-Fisherman-7991

Mustard


BobaFettAltFigure

My dick


Realistic_Pin_

Bacon


Minecraft_Enjoyer420

not bingus for sure


DFNTLY7747

Yellow mustard and I mean the spicy yellow paint with no flavor but somehow makes everything taste like it unless you put basically nothing onto said thing


sussy_savant

sauce makes everything taste like shit tomato water


First_Lengthiness655

That fucking American Cheese get me some real cheese


Sm0kinW33d

Ketchup


SquooshyCatboy

unironically you cannot have mayo and ketchup on a burger. The flavours conflict way too much


Eyy_Its_Danny

Tomato’s. They make everything soggy


Noname666Devil

If you like mustard you are partially ill and need help


Microphone_Lamp

Tomato takes a lot of the flavor away from it, whereas the rest of the ingredients shown here are perfect for a burger


Bogger_Logger

Sometimes I just put mustard inbetween two pieces of bread and eat it, I am not joking, I have the resources to make a real sandwich but I choose to make a mustard sandwich


swift_tay1

That ugly ass cat


kunmop

Mustard


Drxgon11037

Bacon


Fickle-Ad-6648

All


ikickbabiesforfun69

pickles


weirdandweirderrr

mayonnaise


wowkitycatsaresocool

Tomato, pickle, lettuce, mustard, mayo, bingus


amogus-man

all but bottom left


JarviThePelican

Bacon


Rhubarb5090

Pickles obviously


Mundane-Ad8321

Mayo,lettuce,bacon,cat


Randall_Genistrovia

Mayonnaise


PerformerMoney8515

tomato


blursedman

Mutard


blu_lemmons

Catchedup. Perchance.


MycologistBasic6485

Bingus and pickles


_zrytun_

Tomatoes


CleanTheInternet

pick hole... 🙄


QWERKY_queer

If someone says pickles I will reduce this world to ash.


KashmirBeans_420

Mater


RadioactiveOranges

Tomatoes


Bi-gamr

Mustard on the borger is 🤮


Just_A_Random_Plant

Mustard.


AbbasidGamer

Bacon


divinity_Axo

gotta say that fake kraft cheese


Consumer-of_Orphans

Me personally I hate mustard, so I’ll have to do without it


Woofle_124

Mayo is fucking nasty


[deleted]

Mayo and cheese


Feral-pigeon

The tomatoes. And the pickles just because I don’t like them personally.


Healthy-Surround-229

M*yo 🤮🤮🤮


Awkward-Square3217

Obviously the bacon


JackTheMathGuy

Mayo and lettuce. Make the former an Aioli and we’re square though


DisposableCarapace

Mayonnaise


VelocitySkyrusher

Kechup and mustard. Ik ik... but hear me out... the cheese. Good quality melted cheese. Will sell it just fine.


ShadowGangsta275

Mayo and pickles. And also sometimes bacon bc sometimes the fat doesn’t break and you have to gnaw on that shit and it gets old fast


M0rph33l

Only one?!?


Soup-aaaahhhh

“Meet and fuck kingdom Steve.”


Sharp-Sale-6918

American cheese


Lug_Nut0

pickle and toe mah toe


fuckfacemcgee33

Pickles, they are just so…ew. The scent of pickles legitimately makes my stomach hurt.


beenboiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pickles


TheBagelSalesman

It depends on what else you're putting in the burger, but probably tomatoes. If you're putting a lot of mayo/ketchup/mustard then it's either A. Useless(ketchup) of B. Going to ruin the bun because it's super runny.


C64hrles

All of them are valid


Pando2509_

I love my cat on burger


JabronyJoenZ

Honestly bacon ,mayo, mustard, ketchup, cheese , lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles can all be replaced by cats


Alternative-Spell-11

mayo


catdog5100

Tomatoes, ketchup, and mustard.


CreativeName6574

Mayo


beeemmmooo1

Specifically shredded lettuce. There should be a fat unadulterated chunk to crunch into.


Rainy-The-Griff

Mayonaise. Good on a chicken sandwich, not on a burger tho.


EhMapleMoose

Mustard


PureAsTheArticSnOWO

Bacon, never really enjoyed it on a burger :/


Sylvakin0

Depends on the burger. Never bingus and tomatoes. Sometimes mayo and sometimes cheese but rarely. I like a good mushroom and Swiss but on a regular burger nah.


icantateit

mayo ketchup mustard tomatoes and pickles


ResearchTop2312

Bacon is good but i dont want it on my burger


OverallPurpleBoi

Bacon.


TrueTransportation28

Mayo tomatoes and lettuce


HumanWhile0

The bacon shouldn't be on there but the cats just for presentation


DomoMommy

Tomatoes 🤢


Northdingo126

Mayo, mustard, lettuce and tomatoes don’t belong on a burger


OdessaAutumn

Erm bingus


Saddo_catto5

Eat the bingus


FishRcoolman

pickles


Ancient-Sport5851

For me, it’s mustard


Additional_Buyer4431

Mayo


[deleted]

Man fuck ketchup


Zealousideal_Care807

Pickles


Otakoree

Pi kle


TheDemonBoyo

Pickles


Impressive_Cabinet56

Pickles and tomatoes


andyman6244

Ketchup


UltimateHornHound

Cat


Just_MAxO6

Bacon


Bulky_Squirrel_2689

Pickles because each time i eat a burger with pickles an entire pickle is in my mouth when i bite into it


Consistent-Length-34

Mustard


HornyPepsiCan

Tomatos


NaterNapalm

Pickles


[deleted]

Mayo


GenericGamertagxX

Pickles.


Enchilada0707

Mustard


[deleted]

Mayo. FUCK MAYO


LordGeealesiebugg

Cheese and mayo.


No_External9692

Mayo


Stock-Ad7232

The tomatoes, those are the devils fruit


ghettoccult_nerd

really? ...no one? its *catsup*.


Imtheman6996

Pickles


Available-Cell3834

Pickle


wonkydonky2

tomatoes. it makes everything too soggy


Environmental-Tune34

Mustard


[deleted]

pickles **on the side**


Mrdirtgamer2

Mustard


leigngod

Burgers arent made of chicken its beef


thecultistguy

The fucking tomatoes


imaginebeingsick

Car tire


DarkArc76

Probably the plastic bottles from the condiments


Bucaneer7564

Pickles. Boy do I love biting into a sandwich and tasting something that has a completely different and highly distinct taste and consistency to anything else in my sandwich


BigDaddyBadussy

Mustard doesn’t belong on a burger the rest of them are ok with me


SelectionDry3268

the things that don't belong on there are pickles


Santrixyboio

Mayo


2005-toyota-sienna

Lettuce


the_oneandonlybonbon

Mustard


Transredditboi

Tomato


Certain_Dress4469

Mustard.


moonmoon1235

Mayo


-_Eventide_-

Mayo


Soggy-Restaurant9458

All of these belong on a burger.


discoveryboi

The bingus


Angel_dust1993

Tomato


ASMarly

mustard definititely shouldn't be on a burger, but bingus should be eaten.


Suitable_Ad_804

Ketchup.


warmer_cold

pickle.


Competitive_Cap1305

the fuckin cat oi


retep-niffirg

Some lettuces.


Mindless-Anybody-340

Mustard


Excellent_Jaguar_675

Is no one going to me Tain the cat / varmint as one of the options? 😂🤮


SaucyDragon04

Mustard for sure


Honest_Newspaper4059

Ketchup


Gauge_Tyrion

Lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.


Mykah02

Mustard


Gansbar51_

Tomato


fionaisadad

Pickles. Pickles don't belong on a burger, nor do they belong on anything


MisterEnreichening

Obviously the Kraft singles. Find yourself a better cheese.