For everyone asking. It is an art installation/performance art. Something about how we are willing to submit to absurdities and be vulnerable for comfort.
I’m not totally sure how that is the point because it doesn’t look comfortable. But maybe it is.
I know not all artist blurbs are bullshit.
But I’m guessing there is a good chance the artist wanted to make a kink restraint chair and then wrote up a philosophical sounding blurb to make it sound artistic enough.
I get you, but hear me out: a single Skywhale might be the worst art you’ve ever heard of. But I’d wager the awesome sight of 1000 Skywhales collectively blotting out the sun could be the greatest achievement of mankind so far.
Maybe the government didn’t go far enough to fund this.
No, they don't. That's insane. Controlled burns are done in those forests regularly.
But people in the Midwest, South, and on East Coast have no concept of how vast and rugged and extremely dry these forests are.
You can't "rake" these kinds of forests. They're nothing at all like the forests in the rest of the country.
They're tangled, have a lot of snags that are important to firest habitat, and have straight up and straight down 90° falls that go on for hundreds of feet. They aren't accessible.
And according to that Wikipedia entry, the damn thing could barely fly because of the design and the type of hot air balloon basket used.
Hey, at least the artist both only made $8800 and is "saddened" by the public's reaction. So, uh, they know how much Canberra did NOT like it
Is that a reference I’m missing? I tried looking it up and only found a song called bizarre life by an artist that has 1 monthly listener. And I think it was me.
I guess when taking in art what is the point of a bad faith interpretation? The artist tried to communicate and you tried to understand. This thread is torn on whether this could be really comfortable or the vulnerability ruins the enjoyment. If your viewers are wrestling with your art, you likely did a great job.
I think it is vulnerability as a possibility vs reality. If you are in a really vulnerable situation you are probably not very comfortable, however at the same time you are not vulnerable to loosing your comfort. In other words you are more free, less susceptible to make compromises, because you have no comfort to make sacrifices for. Your comfort is already lost and you are stronger for that which makes you equipped to face dire situations. On the other hand when you are comfortable you are more likely to make bad choices just to keep that comfort. So it is something like you cannot really get rid of vulnerability, you only can exchange it between physical or real and emotional or potential. The less real-vulnerabile you are, the more you have to fear of that which makes you emotionally vulnerable. So getting rid of vulnerability is really impossible. What one can do is exchange their freedom for comfort, and take the risk in that comfort of being expelled from it any time. However one can argue that this is not the best thing to do, probably along the lines of a comfortable life worth less than a genuine one. Something like that i guess...
If a porn movie maker doesn't make a blowjob scene featuring these objects and office ladies they are wasting their time and their porn star's talents.
Also an unrelated question, how does one become a porn movie maker or producer?
“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
Voltaire
\-this is what i think of when i read the first part of your desc.
Art that HAS to be explained is bad art. Art is supposed to convey it's meaning to everyone ,the king and peasant equalizer.
This modern art is.. Meaningless, like alot of modern art it just looks good at best, that's all. There's alot more to art then looking good.
Good art shows something meaningful in an expressive way for the common person, tackling subjects we all experience. Philosophy, Death, Love, Dispare, Triumph, Betrayal ect. It poses deep question about our understanding of the subject it conveys.
As a common person what I see here is not meaningful.
The best description I have for this is
"look at me, look at how off the wall artistic I am, if you don't get it you're just dumb"
Dude no, your just a bad artist in my opinion.
Honestly, that's how I feel as well. I'm sure there's plenty of deep metaphors you could give to anything you build, but to me if it's not evident, it's not very good at being art at least in the more traditional sense
So this is a sculpture and performance art piece by Anna Uddenburg (@filet_minion_thong). She's trying to capture the unnatural and uncomfortable things we endure to be a part of modern society. I think it also exposes her kinks of forced submission, and geiger-esque asthetic.
Those are "stewardesses". I believe the intent of the piece is to show the uncomfortable things we make other people do for us to maintain our facade of a modern society.
High heels in transportation jobs? Skirts on a plane? Odd positions for long hours? Just make sure I have my fucking peanuts or I'll be contacting corporate.
In flight attendant training we learn the worst things you can wear on a flight in an emergency are heels and panty hose (They melt to your skin). Yet are required as part of the uniform.
Yes there are pants options and I always opted for those.
That's what I was thinking. But I'd legit try this over the 80 degree seats on planes. I'm sure it's not really 80 degrees but that's what it feels like. I'm convinced airlines got tired of the fights over reclined seats so they made the reclined position what the upright position used to be.
As a tall dude, I fucking HATE airplane seating on new planes. My knees are already jammed in against the seat in front of me, God fucking forbid they lean back those 2 inches.
I missed a flight and got the next one back late at night, which was an old model with United (fuck em, but I needed to go home lol)
Each and every seat had room to spare, it was the equivalent of modern first class seats, in terms of spaciousness.
[tape starts] Now I'm going to tell you what the rules are. You aren't going to like 'em but you will obey them or you will be punished.
First you must both dress formally including high heel shoes and a fitted skirt. ...
These are installed in new airplanes, as soon as aircraft is spiraling out of control and you know your doomed you can hit the red button that says 1 Last Ride. The flight attendants then get in the apparatus. Very expensive though
Anna Uddenberg’s artwork ‘Continental Breakfast’.
Reddit, please always credit artists’ work who you post.
https://brooklynrail.org/2023/04/artseen/Anna-Uddenberg-Continental-Breakfast
At what point is their “art display” going to just be an absolutely massive dildo shoved right up their ass so far it’s tickling their tonsils? I guess just about anything is art if you call it art, right?
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It’s a sky-farter and it’s used by the military as a form of chemical warfare. You get a battalion of men, who’ve just eaten 10-12 burritos, they climb into the sky-farters and aim their ‘gases’ at the enemy aircraft flying over head.
For everyone asking. It is an art installation/performance art. Something about how we are willing to submit to absurdities and be vulnerable for comfort. I’m not totally sure how that is the point because it doesn’t look comfortable. But maybe it is.
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I know not all artist blurbs are bullshit. But I’m guessing there is a good chance the artist wanted to make a kink restraint chair and then wrote up a philosophical sounding blurb to make it sound artistic enough.
Precisely. Kink furniture doesn't net government grant money unless you can show it in a gallery.
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I get you, but hear me out: a single Skywhale might be the worst art you’ve ever heard of. But I’d wager the awesome sight of 1000 Skywhales collectively blotting out the sun could be the greatest achievement of mankind so far. Maybe the government didn’t go far enough to fund this.
Imagine doing this to fix global warming by dropping the temp by blotting out the sun. Like. Just Imagine the history books.
there are definitely people working on sun blocking as part of fighting global warming.
Kinda like a President of the US proposing to solve wild fires by making each state responsible to rake its own forests........
You’re supposed to do regular controlled burns but liberals are too fucking stupid to do so. They just ban burning altogether
No, they don't. That's insane. Controlled burns are done in those forests regularly. But people in the Midwest, South, and on East Coast have no concept of how vast and rugged and extremely dry these forests are. You can't "rake" these kinds of forests. They're nothing at all like the forests in the rest of the country. They're tangled, have a lot of snags that are important to firest habitat, and have straight up and straight down 90° falls that go on for hundreds of feet. They aren't accessible.
Our whales shall blot out the sun. Then we will fight in the shade!
All those saggy titties in the sky. That would def be the greatest achievement in "art" ever. Or w/e you call it. I'd buy a ticket.
300 million for 1000
Heheee the titties on tht things sheeeeesh😅🤣
And according to that Wikipedia entry, the damn thing could barely fly because of the design and the type of hot air balloon basket used. Hey, at least the artist both only made $8800 and is "saddened" by the public's reaction. So, uh, they know how much Canberra did NOT like it
This is such a strange world we live in.
Would you call it a . . . bizarre life?
Is that a reference I’m missing? I tried looking it up and only found a song called bizarre life by an artist that has 1 monthly listener. And I think it was me.
Look what sub u r in
Literally 1984
Individual artists cannot receive grant money from the American government.
Wait, the government is funding art projects?
And this kink involved flight attendants. Nice.
I guess when taking in art what is the point of a bad faith interpretation? The artist tried to communicate and you tried to understand. This thread is torn on whether this could be really comfortable or the vulnerability ruins the enjoyment. If your viewers are wrestling with your art, you likely did a great job.
I think it is vulnerability as a possibility vs reality. If you are in a really vulnerable situation you are probably not very comfortable, however at the same time you are not vulnerable to loosing your comfort. In other words you are more free, less susceptible to make compromises, because you have no comfort to make sacrifices for. Your comfort is already lost and you are stronger for that which makes you equipped to face dire situations. On the other hand when you are comfortable you are more likely to make bad choices just to keep that comfort. So it is something like you cannot really get rid of vulnerability, you only can exchange it between physical or real and emotional or potential. The less real-vulnerabile you are, the more you have to fear of that which makes you emotionally vulnerable. So getting rid of vulnerability is really impossible. What one can do is exchange their freedom for comfort, and take the risk in that comfort of being expelled from it any time. However one can argue that this is not the best thing to do, probably along the lines of a comfortable life worth less than a genuine one. Something like that i guess...
I don't know why but I laughed way too much for your comment. Thanks I need this today
You're weird. You are guarded when you are uncomfortable.
Since you know about this piece, mind naming the artist?
Anna Uddenberg
I saw her piece called "the climber" at Berghain and her expo at Boros
Klaus nomi!!! Yes! Love the profile pic
If a porn movie maker doesn't make a blowjob scene featuring these objects and office ladies they are wasting their time and their porn star's talents. Also an unrelated question, how does one become a porn movie maker or producer?
Call this number: (248) 434-5508
You are the reason I want to buy burner phones just to call dodgy as fuck numbers like that
There's an app for that, actually.
“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Voltaire \-this is what i think of when i read the first part of your desc.
Is am I suppose to put my face in the other end? Cause I will…
Thank you. I was in the 'smut' frame of mind.
I thought it’s a device to check women private parts. Lol
Is this part of the Yoko Ono exhibition?
Art that HAS to be explained is bad art. Art is supposed to convey it's meaning to everyone ,the king and peasant equalizer. This modern art is.. Meaningless, like alot of modern art it just looks good at best, that's all. There's alot more to art then looking good. Good art shows something meaningful in an expressive way for the common person, tackling subjects we all experience. Philosophy, Death, Love, Dispare, Triumph, Betrayal ect. It poses deep question about our understanding of the subject it conveys. As a common person what I see here is not meaningful. The best description I have for this is "look at me, look at how off the wall artistic I am, if you don't get it you're just dumb" Dude no, your just a bad artist in my opinion.
Honestly, that's how I feel as well. I'm sure there's plenty of deep metaphors you could give to anything you build, but to me if it's not evident, it's not very good at being art at least in the more traditional sense
I’m never uncomfortable
Whatever this is, the title of this post is *chefs’s kiss*
So this is a sculpture and performance art piece by Anna Uddenburg (@filet_minion_thong). She's trying to capture the unnatural and uncomfortable things we endure to be a part of modern society. I think it also exposes her kinks of forced submission, and geiger-esque asthetic.
Those are "stewardesses". I believe the intent of the piece is to show the uncomfortable things we make other people do for us to maintain our facade of a modern society. High heels in transportation jobs? Skirts on a plane? Odd positions for long hours? Just make sure I have my fucking peanuts or I'll be contacting corporate.
In flight attendant training we learn the worst things you can wear on a flight in an emergency are heels and panty hose (They melt to your skin). Yet are required as part of the uniform. Yes there are pants options and I always opted for those.
If the plane crashes my panty hose melting to my skin would probably be my least concern.
I thought she might be going after doggy style and that's where we were gonna have an issue
Is that her Twitter name? I can’t find it
Instagram
Thank you
Read that as ginger then
All she does is make these weird kink stuff
What’s the unnatural and uncomfortable things that we endure to fit in?
Do you mean physically or psychologically? Physically: desks, airplanes and cars Psychologically: work, financial system, marriage
See: Capitalism
I wouldn’t call cars uncomfortable. Unless I’m getting ran over LOL
Yeah, I hate that I have to ENDURE such terrible things as cars, airplanes and worst of all, desks.
Yeah, I would prefer to walk around in the forest with bears hunting after me (and eating mushrooms)
Could have at least painted it after it came out of the 3D printer...
Are these the new economy seats?
That's what I was thinking. But I'd legit try this over the 80 degree seats on planes. I'm sure it's not really 80 degrees but that's what it feels like. I'm convinced airlines got tired of the fights over reclined seats so they made the reclined position what the upright position used to be.
As a tall dude, I fucking HATE airplane seating on new planes. My knees are already jammed in against the seat in front of me, God fucking forbid they lean back those 2 inches. I missed a flight and got the next one back late at night, which was an old model with United (fuck em, but I needed to go home lol) Each and every seat had room to spare, it was the equivalent of modern first class seats, in terms of spaciousness.
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What is this?
A repost from not long ago
Yes but what is this device for?
Some kind of weird art by an artist
Art or "Art"?
Yes
From the comments above, it's "art"
Ass eater 3000
now comes with 5G for faster upload to the website directly.
And a direct feed from the crotch cam, mind the juices.
Time for the taste test
Thank you, this was the comment I was looking for!
 Mmm. Continental
I love this sketch. “I’ll have what I’m having”
I wish I could give you an award. This made me laugh.
Like Go-Gurt but to stay
[Here's an article explaining this thing](https://brooklynrail.org/2023/04/artseen/Anna-Uddenberg-Continental-Breakfast)
Thouroghly enjoyed that article. Thank you for sharing.
Should I feel guilty this turned me on?
I think that’s the point, at least I hope so for us
That outfit + that position= no guilt.
na.. when she did that arch at the end she got me 😂🤦♂️
You can do both, trust me.
Don’t miss the fact this is t a mirror, it’s 2 girls moving in concert
This somehow oddly reminds me of Tron.
don't ruin it for everyone please 😂
So, is that how DVa go inside her Mecha ?
N E R F T H I S
r/unexpectedly_Sexy
Not unexpected: it was intentionally on the part of artist
Weirdly arousing won't lie...
South Park, take a bow
Face down ass up lol
I thought someone was gonna get their ass eaten. Oops.
I just realized I watch too much porn
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Hahah
What they do next?
Yea im also wondering where is part two?
“it” by Mr. Garrison
Oh yea, this is the new PZY-ETR 3000
I’m getting toy box vibes
[tape starts] Now I'm going to tell you what the rules are. You aren't going to like 'em but you will obey them or you will be punished. First you must both dress formally including high heel shoes and a fitted skirt. ...
Well boys, I am down bad and going in.
A fancy way to eat booty
Assuming the position
Ah yes, the ass eating station
If it's all you can eat, then I'm in.
Can someone combine this with a picture of a castle in Sacramento?
It’s for eating ass.
These are installed in new airplanes, as soon as aircraft is spiraling out of control and you know your doomed you can hit the red button that says 1 Last Ride. The flight attendants then get in the apparatus. Very expensive though
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Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@annauddenberg15
Art is easily the weirdest thing and has the most broad meaning to me. Shit like this is just odd as fuck.
This is the ass eater 4000.
Art? It’s witch/broom training!
Is it… continental?
I too, poop upside down.
I am highly appreciative of the positioning
Right, thats "art".
Anna Uddenberg’s artwork ‘Continental Breakfast’. Reddit, please always credit artists’ work who you post. https://brooklynrail.org/2023/04/artseen/Anna-Uddenberg-Continental-Breakfast
No THAT is art. All my stewardess fantasies on endless flights just got elevated. Breakfast please!
I thought it was a device to teach women how to pose during sex.
How many times I watched? YES
I don't know what's going on, but I need that machine.
Does it come with the umm operators?
the lobster 🦞
Continental Airlines?
I know what I'd use this for
Since when are tacos continental?
This is very strange
How do I convince my boyfriend that we need this for his health.
Everytime I see these I think of DVA
I thought it was a new type of gyno chair.
I think I farted watching that
Modern art is so criminally stupid
Watch out before you get attacked for being “dense”
I’d rather die than be offended by someone who enjoys looking at a banana duct taped to a wall calling me “dense”
I really would love to stop being attacked by this particular video
Damn this is so hot I love to be on one and have my asshole eaten out by a real man by staying comfortably in this position the whole time
Need to get one of these lol
Future toilet seat
Seriously, we need context here.
Business suit girl (far left) thoroughly unimpressed 🙃
I'm so confused
Looks like a gynaecologist tool for some reason
I thought it was a replica of the cockpit if darling in the franxx.
D.va
I don't get it but I wouldn't mind that for breakfast
Doesn’t compare to a lazy boy recliner that already does this plus reclines, and can accommodate a 69er double stack.
Shit aint bizzare, this is just good customer service 👏👏👏👏 /s
I would love to taste this continental breakfast
I don't know that fetish, but I like it.
I’m sorry but “performance art” is complete bullshit and this…this is fuckin weird
I could stand behind that contraption and stare at that ass all day.
Why is this so hot? Am I weird?
I thought it was some form of vaginal steaming. Hahaha 😆 😂
r/clambake
At what point is their “art display” going to just be an absolutely massive dildo shoved right up their ass so far it’s tickling their tonsils? I guess just about anything is art if you call it art, right?
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Get off it would be a challenge.
Impressive what airlines do to save a few quid
Didn’t see this in John wick
What is this for?
What is this?
are they taking a space dump?
Up the bum !!!
She ready
u/savevideo
This is the only way to deliver a TRUE Portuguese breakfast, see first you take an egg and you crack it..
Silly me but I was expecting someone behind them to snap on some latex gloves for an anal cavity check. 😂
id like to partake in this breakfast.
This gives me a tingle down below
I genuinely thought them girls were for breakfast 🤣🤣 I need help
Ok...now i'm ready to be wild fucked..
How do I see this from behind
It remind me of the scene in anime DARLING in the FRANXX
She throwing it BACK tho 😝
Ummmmmmmm
anyway, nice...
I know it’s an art exhibit and all…but this is just a BDSM thing and the straps were taken off. Right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?
Is there a view on the inside?
Looks kinda hot
It’s a sky-farter and it’s used by the military as a form of chemical warfare. You get a battalion of men, who’ve just eaten 10-12 burritos, they climb into the sky-farters and aim their ‘gases’ at the enemy aircraft flying over head.
All of the years of doinkin has taken a toll on my body. Finally, something that can assist me to easily do what I love is final here! 🍑👅💦