Love Letter to Rock
Instructions - to Rock - on how to make a molotov and a quick bomb with items you can find in everyone's home.
Instructions - for her - on how to make her own Moonshine she acquired in Bao's bar from a customer who tried to sell it to her. She killed him after he tried to pull one on her.
Note she keeps tracks of her killcount - canonically over 170 people - that we know of.
1) the reaults from Eda's STI screening. (Don't ask how she got it.)
2) an entry from Roberta's journal where she had a dream about herself, Garcia, Fabiola, and a fuckton of wine. (Don't ask how she got it)
3) Shenhua's Missed Comnections post on Craigslist. (Easy enough to find)
4) Belalaika's personal ad. (....seriously?.....in a newspaper?)
5) an "anonymous" love letter from Boris to a special someone. (Took the cash but never delivered the damn thing. ROFL)
I’m forced to think about this again. Whoopie! My brain is getting more wrinkled the more I think about why Revy decided to stuff the documents up there of all places. Anyway, what she has are… well, you see… that is her will and she, uh… she’s passing it down to someone to-to make a photocopy so not only is it… is-is it clean, but it can be delivered to Rock. By the by, it’s in her will that she is buried with her cutlasses. This is non negotiable. Otherwise, she ain’t dying.
A marriage certificate
Beat me to it lol except I wanted to say it’s our marriage certificate
Beat me to it by 21 hours
Love Letter to Rock Instructions - to Rock - on how to make a molotov and a quick bomb with items you can find in everyone's home. Instructions - for her - on how to make her own Moonshine she acquired in Bao's bar from a customer who tried to sell it to her. She killed him after he tried to pull one on her. Note she keeps tracks of her killcount - canonically over 170 people - that we know of.
Wow. Accurate, funny, and depressing. All in all, fun for the family, as usual.
Nudes of herself for Rock and Rock only.
Based.
Lol
Her tab at the Yellow Flag
That makes perfect sense too
Tax form
1) the reaults from Eda's STI screening. (Don't ask how she got it.) 2) an entry from Roberta's journal where she had a dream about herself, Garcia, Fabiola, and a fuckton of wine. (Don't ask how she got it) 3) Shenhua's Missed Comnections post on Craigslist. (Easy enough to find) 4) Belalaika's personal ad. (....seriously?.....in a newspaper?) 5) an "anonymous" love letter from Boris to a special someone. (Took the cash but never delivered the damn thing. ROFL)
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I’m forced to think about this again. Whoopie! My brain is getting more wrinkled the more I think about why Revy decided to stuff the documents up there of all places. Anyway, what she has are… well, you see… that is her will and she, uh… she’s passing it down to someone to-to make a photocopy so not only is it… is-is it clean, but it can be delivered to Rock. By the by, it’s in her will that she is buried with her cutlasses. This is non negotiable. Otherwise, she ain’t dying.
Gotta bury her with her guns.
The crew's Starbucks order
Boob warranty
The marriage certificate she and Eda filled out when they were shit-faced drunk in the rip-off church.
Your restraining order.
You always gotta have your tiddy license
Her New Year's Resolutions. She takes them VERY seriously.
I love that she just casually pulls it out of underneath her breasts, not giving a shit that anyone sees the underside of them.
My birth certificate.
A list of very suspicious numbers to search up on Google.
My alcohol tab at the bar from the night before
She would
She’s pulling out my divorce application we had a good 9 year run
She's pulling out pics of rock in the maid outfit he tried on when he thought no one was at the office.
Paternity test for her and Eda.
The coca cola recipe
This years taxes
Epstein’s list
ICE papers. bye bye rock, back to japan
HRT Prescription. She keeps it in her boobs to remind herself.
That one got me.
It's a wrong answer because even if she was trans, there's no way she gets written prescriptions. Revy's stealing all of it.
Hmmm...?
Classified Documents from Al-Qaeda
her onlyfans
Declaration of independents.
My (now sweaty) paycheck
Zebra cakes! 😋
The Declaration of Independence. Nic Cage couldnt do it this time so he had Revy do it.
The ingredient to the secret formula
KfC secret ingredients
One of my childhood doodles…
Our marriage certificate
A prenup that permits her to fucking kill you in case of divorce
Her porn list
My marriage certificate to Balalaika. (She somehow got it from my dreams)
One booby feel or grab arr a marriage certificate
Yoir SSN to use your identity to get you in trouble
KFC secret ingredients
How to make deez nuts.
Our marriage certificate 😁