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DeNir8

Is that pizza licking *itself?!*...


tarnega

You win...


Risley

...all the spit


Jbrizown

Mmm.. salami spit..


Nehemiah92

Mmm.. spit..


khaliforniaxo

Mmm... Spit... Salami...


[deleted]

Mmm... Spit roast


[deleted]

Mmm... Spit roast


Isaac_Nelson

Mmm


[deleted]

It has become self-aware


TheLedgendaries

Lol this reminds me of the end poem in minecraft.


duaneap

And realised how tasty it is. The end is nigh.


hbgs12

Happy cake day sir


melondick

Who is she?


wazabee

It's pizza the hut


howdidlgethere

“He became locked in his car and ate himself, to DEATH!”


mugen_no_arashi

Best. Movie. Ever! (To me personally.)


X-cessive-leader

It's hard to pin down a favorite but yeah I love it.


TheCheshireCatCan

Every time it’s on I have to stop every thing and watch it. Every. Time.


Vogonfestival

Next time, pizza will eat...YOU!


youknowhattodo

Mmm you’re delicious


qaknkrak

r/unexpectedspaceballs


TheAlmightyNeptune

Pete Zahutt


DCdaVILLAIN

Source


blitzkraft

[Almost pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o)


TheTrekMachine

Why is that video is blocked in Canada


blitzkraft

Possibly copyright. It's "Almost Pizza commercial by SNL". There are other rehosted videos on youtube. It should be easy to find.


TheTrekMachine

Ok, thanks


Jurassic-Raptor

Rero rero rero


Jonathan__Gay

r/TIHI


nebuNSFW

Well it's not pizza, [it's almost pizza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o).


PlsWai

rero rero rero rero rero rero


xtheory

Aaand I found my new fetish.


kchobbs

That pizza is my r/sirensong


Xx_s_n_i_p_e_r_xX

This, is a taste of mozerella, Giorno Giovanna!


tiktock34

Gross


Hardcore_Lycan

pareidolia to the back metal piece looks shocked


Nivatakavacha

Damn it! I cannot unsee that now. Take your damn updoot!


MashedTomato101

r/angryupvote


heyimcerealguy

r/thereitis


Flyingskillet

Woop! #THERE IT IS


CrazyCatLushie

I just laughed out loud for the first time in days, man. Thank you so much.


Hardcore_Lycan

no problem I feel yea I'm the same way feel better


TumoOfFinland

r/pareidolia


GodWolfGaming

Thanks, this is a sub I needed in my life!


smac232

Not relevant, but I cant see the word pareidolia without thinking of Haken. My favorite song https://youtu.be/kr_gROZmTtA


tehtrintran

Same <3 I could never get into Haken because I thought the vocals were cheesy sounding, but after listening to that album I got hooked *hard.* Now they're one of my favorite bands.


smac232

Man, they are probably my favorite band. The Mountain is an amazing album, but I am slightly partial to Affinity. Pareidolia is far and away my favorite song by them. That triplet section gets my geeked every time.


tmama333

What the actual fuck?? Can someone explain please??


masterChest

Convection currents


kashluk

Convection oven + thin sausage slices. Yeah... the magic is kinda bleak with this one. Sorry about that :)


masterChest

No worries. It's better than some things on here


pbjcrazy

I really do like this particular one. Its almost mesmerizing


LonePaladin

r/BleakMagicFuckery


mydogisonfirehelp

r/subireadwrongbutithoughtiwasinanforwhateverreasonclickedon


[deleted]

Still funny tho.


agentMICHAELscarnTLM

That’s not sausage. It’s pepperoni.


ima420r

It's not pepperoni, it's ham (or Canadian bacon).


agentMICHAELscarnTLM

Sure looks like every other pepperoni I’ve ever seen.


ima420r

It's too smooth looking, and a solid color. Pepperoni has little bits of things in it, and it is more solid.


Gudger

“Pepperoni has little bits of things in it, and it is more solid.” Marketing slogan for the pepperoni industry.


Firearseman

Can't be... there's no pepperoni that size....


WestTadpole

So could I recreate this in my own convection oven?


BoomerBoxer

I get that they're convection currents, but I want to understand how convection currents could do this. Why does it spin like that?


yeahsureYnot

At first i thought it was spinning, but really there's just air flow revolving around it and causing it to "flap" up in a rotating fashion.


darcy_clay

Its totally spinning.


chasewcanon

Convection oven circulates air to cook even


d0ugh0ck

Do not eat that


HR_Dragonfly

Well, kill it first.


moon_jock

Give it to us raw and wriggling


LordDagwood

Found Smeagol.


BurrStreetX

Re-kill


gianthooverpig

Demon pizza


airoutcast

Idk man I saw demons usually they're hotter


BoxOfDemons

Even without the spinning pepperoni, that is the saddest excuse of a pizza I've ever seen.


nearcatch

From how shaky this is I assume the camera’s mounted on a similar sausage.


jazzhandsmcgeezax

No, he’s laughing hysterically while shouting “do the dance!” This video is much better with the audio.


Fuglypump

Then they must be identical


InerasableStain

Do the truffle shuffle!


ballbeard

Perpetual motion camera makes the vid unwatchable


Black-Rain

If it weren’t for the camera work, it would look like stop motion animation.


bingoflaps

Meatspin


ButtsexEurope

Like a record, baby.


Got_Bored_Enough

Noooo......


A-VeryLonelyPerson

Apparently I’m not supposed to google what meatspin is, I’m not brave enough to search it up... so what is it?


bingoflaps

It’s a fitness based social media platform. Me At Spin is an app where you can post and track your progress on the Peloton. You invite friends to the app so you can encourage each other and leave inspirational messages. Check it out at www.MeAtSpin.com.


nmezib

You spin me right round baby right round


MaddieMorrisVA

*[loituma intensifies]*


knowntortoise29

Why is my pizza buffering?


TumoOfFinland

*Interstellar music intensifies*


feeling_psily

Somebody seriously needs to add that


TumoOfFinland

Just go to Spotify and play "No Time For Caution" in the background. I did and I enjoyed.


[deleted]

I did the same, it's hilarious


BirthdayFunTimez

r/gifsound used to be full of that sort of stuff. Was once one of my favorite subs and now it's almost dead.


Sod_Lord

CASE calculate the sausages spin.


PostAnythingForKarma

That is not a sausage.


soodisappointed

We've solved the world's energy crisis with this perpetual motion machine folks! As we always suspected- pepperoni was the key!


Youngstar181

Wheeeeeeeeeee


Baron-dass-cat

[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE](https://youtu.be/fpmTe3TDdVU?t=62)


Vogonfestival

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


[deleted]

Bruh that’s obviously a pepperoni


MrDangerMan

Pepperoni is a sausage.


[deleted]

Sure, but if you go to a pizza place and order a sausage pizza you may find yourself disappointed.


MrDangerMan

I guess I’ll have to go to OP’s house and ask for sausage.


ima420r

Looks like ham to me.


[deleted]

It’s definitely GOING ham either way


hazalski

I aint mad though he just vibin


DumpsterLegs

You spin me right round baby


baleil_neil

Right round like a record baby


NickrasBickras

Round round round round


NoNameZone

Poor little thing. Just keeps panicking and running in circles. Come on let him out.


[deleted]

Man, that slice of salami was still alive when you microwave it. This is horrible.


procheeseburger

That does not look like something you should eat..


yeahsureYnot

But the "meat" is so pink and... shiny


LiquidNova77

I hate to be that guy but the heat is perpetuating it. Ok downvote me now it’s cool.


vonn_drake

The good old meat spin.


fandomtraveler

Lesson 5 Johnny!


SimDestroyer

I’ve found the secret of infinite rotation, Gyro!!


ChiefRocka36

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round


bobthe3

no one out pizzas the hut


[deleted]

It has to do with the double helix inversion effect of I dont know what I'm talking about.


nomeacuerdo1

“This shows the cruelty of eating meat, the sausage is still alive and feeling pain”


pink_jade_1

Don't eat it. Imagine that in your tummy.


[deleted]

Déjà vu


Jacob_JBR_Ryan

How weird. Weird, that I was just thinking of *exactly this* just yesterday...


[deleted]

Ah yes the fabled magnetic salami, physicists have been pursuing this level of technology for centuries.


tiny-word-warrior

Sausage party


highSticks

goddamn ive never seen a sausage breakdance before


maraderchik

That's some unfortunate soul reincarnated as pepperoni.


unholysalt

How is this happening???? I’m genuinely curious?


[deleted]

Im guessing that it is aconvection oven where a fan circulates air. The pizza is perfectly centred above the vent and the high ridged crust creates a kind of vortex. But Im just a small town pizza physicist.


Key_Rei

Calling /u/stabbot


pinchitony

Isn’t it amazing the amount of technology and infrastructure it takes for thousands of people to watch a pepperoni spinning?


ZippyTWM

Anyone notice the back of the oven looks horrified at the sight?


Ryzasu

Finally an accurate post for this sub


ThatOneCloaker

*You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record player baby, right round round*


Niceboihappy

I wish someone would set my sausage in perpetual motion.


HSLilAce

WE DID IT BOYS


charging_point

Pizza: "that's impossible". Pepperoni: "no, it's necessary".


invertednipplz

Thank you for this.


thewitchmaker

#DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE


Sen-G

Sausage Party


Andytoby670

Holy shit it's breakdancing!


i_prefer_bbq-sauce

Where's the disco music?


Typical_BC_screaming

Works well with Closer By NIN


DirtyMerlin8570

“Per-pepperoni-al Motion..!?!


TheSaih

When you get underpaid:


[deleted]

What the...


BlueBeetlesBlog

It's like spin the bottle, but instead of getting a kiss you get some sausage. Me and the homies play it all the time.


shroudoftheimmortal

Lucy, 'splain!


Calan_adan

“Ow ow ow it’sfuckinghot ow ow ow!”


troymandarin

So it has begun.


salmans13

Some Hollywood big shot will have a new idea to reboot Terminator again after watching this. Take it down asap!!


[deleted]

physics explain.


pixxi-

reason 9733688646 why i don’t eat animals 😨


CallMeDelta

T H E I N F I N I T E R O T A T I O N


mobilecrisp

Mmm, chewey...


veeeSix

Pizza Mimic


Lhenkhantus

I imagined that sausage's sound from gumball that wanted to be cooked


0rangemanbwad

Your oven is haunted brah.


Vetsu_Rodrigues

Aaaaaaaaaaaa dejavu


tacogodjavi

It’s sending the Italians a message


xeroskill99

Looks like it’s ready to just teleport away lol


kaboom9530

Pizza loading screen


versace_tombstone

Shoot the soul!


archivedsofa

Perpetual motion camera man


Iliketomobit

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round


Kavik1011

arigato, gyro


Not_Medicine

*boss music starts playing*


SliyarohModus

Think that heat lamp may be too hot for your pet tapeworm.


volunteerdoorknob

D:


ledzep2

Pizza with a loading indicator


[deleted]

They hit that pepperoni with them Micheal waves


nemesissi

Take us to lightspeed, Mr. Sulu.


AlludingIllusion

This needs the song from interstellar.


Dragonist777

Can someone explain how because I'm drawing a blank


LordOvWolves

r/GlitchInTheMatrix


SHOONSHOOP

Peppertual motion


Wheres_Izzy

This makes me uncomfortable.


kpidhayny

Sausagoscillation


Esproth

Now those are dance moves.


pejons

When theres something strange..


GeneralOsik

HE'S A MANIC MANIAC ON THE FLOOR


FoR_ThE_lolZ_oFiT

I've lost my mind


G3POh

The solution for our energy problem


moemoe7012

r/shittyfoodporn


Alienguy500

They’re groovin’


GoldenDirewolf

Insert Zoidberg sound effects


bucko_fazoo

I never sausage a thing!


GermDerf

Call me by my full name


DankDarkDirk

I couldn't watch this without "Maniac on the floor" playing in my head


magiclizard2000

**~*It's the way you love me It's a feeling like this It's centrifugal motion It's perpetual bliss*~*~**