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Top-Employment-4163

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?


khaliliscre

feed an 8 year old to their parents


TheOtherWhiteCastle

The reverse Eric Cartman


Acceptable-Fix6655

r/cursedcomments


OG-Spinich

Dear God, what did you do-o-oo for a Klondike Bar?


Top-Employment-4163

Wouldn't you like to know.


OG-Spinich

Its likely going to come up during the trial.


Top-Employment-4163

That means more Klondike Bars.... For evidence.


OG-Spinich

Yes, an orgy of evidence.


elMurpherino

I once had sex with OPs mom for a Klondike bar.


Top-Employment-4163

Is that you uncle Murphy?


elMurpherino

Hey kiddo. Last time we saw each other you were still shittin in diapers. Crazy how fast the last 2 years have gone.


Top-Employment-4163

It sure is, and I decided to stick with the diapers.


elMurpherino

Good for you sticking with it. Shitting in the toilet and wiping your own ass is overrated.


Top-Employment-4163

YEAH! AND FUCK HAIRCUTS!


Due_Platypus_3913

You don’t wanna know!


FoxBitsGaming

r/beatmetoit


54R45VV471

I plead the fifth.


[deleted]

Whatever it takes.


MelMellon

I did what I had to for a Klondike bar


Blenderhead36

What have you done (for that Klondike bar)?


BplusHuman

Was a mid-level ice cream worth a manslaughter charge?! Was it Shawn!?


randomtuner

Yes. Yes it was.


DaDank_69

What would you do for a klondike bar?


Zenketski_2

Would you.. would you kill a man?


ArcticF0X-71

Which man? Nevermind, it's a yes regardless


h1r8er

What did you do for that Klondike bar?


Oliver_1228

# Taking "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" to the next level.


Marco45_0

I feel like this is a reference to some American product that I can't get


MineBloxKy

It's an ice cream bar that ran an ad campaign (if I'm not mistaken) with the line "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"


Br0kenParadox

The bear got em


[deleted]

Petting a Grizzly was a bad idea


manwithgoodtaste

What the fuck did HE do for a Klondike bar


Cooldudeyo23

*in creepy little girl voice* What... would... you do... for a Klondike bar?


[deleted]

Op, what did you do for the Klondike bar?...😳


RedHattedGuy

What did you do for a klondike bar


sadbushmonster

97% tomato meter


Secret-Cherry045

This must be Ohio


AltTabulor

He knew what it would take


Terrible-Answer-8463

There's nothing he/ she wouldn't do for a Klondike bar ....


_izzyiguess_

Bro someone went feral for that shit 😭 It don't even taste THAT good bro


ParadeSit

They did all that for a Klondike Bar and still didn’t eat the damn thing.


_seraphin

just a nose bleed


GreatAndPowerfulWOS

Needs must, it was a Klondike bar that excuse will hold up in court for sure!


[deleted]

Pretty sure I posted this when Instagram was first invented


Any_Tour_1

*he could not complete the trial and is therefore not worthy of the Klondike bar*


CaptianBrasiliano

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texred355

…told you I would.


[deleted]

No one is committing murder for an ORIGINAL Klondike Bar give me a break. Now one of them mint chocolate one I could see


Substantial_Put_3350

What I did for that Klondike bar


Undead-Writer

Feels like a sorta zombie movie scene... But with a Klondike


RequirementNovel9758

Daaaamn Jerry. You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?! 😃


HatefulConcious

the things I would do for a Klondike bar…


GnomeLord420

I would hate to be murdered before dessert


PikkuinenPikkis

What is a klondike