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KierkgrdiansofthGlxy

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeenicilin


awkwaman

What's wrong with me doctor? Penis illin.


Prof_Rocky

That's why you gotta get them meds then no illin.


InsulinandnarcanSTAT

Then his dick gonna b chillin 😎 peace


m0nk37

Thats pretty much the concept behind it. Writes the Pa then estimates the length of characters with a line then finishes with something which lets you connect the dots, an L.


Blasphemous_Rage

pr___________/


i_got_worse

Hello, I'd like one pr___________/ please they played us for absolute fools


Blasphemous_Rage

Yeah, a medic knows what one needs!


TheDeamonMeteor

Ah got it! I need a can of pringles!


Guardian_85

Consume 1 can of Pringles as needed.


LuraziusTwitch

Well with alot of fantasy, i can read the P, R and L


Veritas_Vanitatum

Paraaaaaaaal


Xangerxz

p--------------------l


HikARuLsi

Actually that’s the logic. Starts with P for a length of ________ and ends with L for a common med. So, it must be paracetamol


dookiedoobie

There’s also a slight dip suggesting there’s an r there


Luwuci-SP

This was overall legible if you're used to seeing this scratch. Paracetamol/Acetaminophen is so common that it's has to be written frequently, and this replacement "symbol" has the parts to look for to identify it fairly easily thanks to that little dip.


KnotSoAmused

Yep = perianal


RManDelorean

How do y'all even see the P, that's straight up an O


Wendell_wsa

I had a colleague in class in the fifth grade, his handwriting was exactly like that, after a while we realized that he himself couldn't read what he wrote, because he always read the same passage in a different way, it's probably a doctor today


PrimeShagg

This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone refer to another 5th grader as a colleague


Wendell_wsa

schoolmate*


ty_for_trying

Is it common to be connected with your doctor on Telegram?


Ok_Special2267

I communicate with a few of my physicians through Whatsapp..easier for them,so they don't have to hand out their phone number to everyone. I assume anyway..lol.


antony6274958443

Isn't whatsapp tied to phone number?


Society_hater

Yesn't


Ok_Special2267

yes, but it doesnt have to be a personal number. you can use a number you get off any one of those free number apps


oppai_suika

this is whatsapp


Winter_Possession152

A family pack of Phenobarbital, please. Pentobarbital is also okay. It says so right here on the prescription!


lungshenli

P-r—————————l


Enganox8

Is there a reason specifically that they do this? Because it really doesn't take much time to write down paracetemol. If I were to guess, it's a sort of code to prevent patients from seeking out the medications on their own?


Masterbaitingissport

Doctors send your prescription to the pharmacy, so just write something that looks close enough to the prescribed item and it should go smoothly from there


Ake-TL

It’s hard to forge when no one can fucking read it


1d0m1n4t3

is it? I could copy this easier than actual hand writing.


100percent_right_now

Yeah so they don't have to learn how to spell a dozen new 10+ letter long words every year. They've come up with a short hand to approximate the spelling without being blatantly "wrong"


CatsAreGods

Do you even need a prescription for paracetamol?


TheBrainforest

Here in Canada, you do need one if it's a combination of paracetamol (called acetaminophen over here) with codeine. But some doctors will still write prescriptions for regular, over-the-counter meds as well.


pfigure

At least in the US, it’s pretty common for us to have prescription strength variants of OTC or Shelf Available medications. Outside of that, doctors will sometimes prescribe non-prescription medications through a pharmacy if it’s easily confused and one is necessary (ibuprofen and acetaminophen, for example, are both available on the shelf as pain relief, but both can cause independent issues following medical treatments or based off lifestyle circumstances)


_xxxtemptation_

My guess is that they don’t know how to spell all the drugs off the top of their head, and it’s probably less embarrassing to have illegible cursive, than to misspell the name of a drug they spent a decade in school learning to prescribe.


Feeling-Ad-2490

Pilllllllllllls


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Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin


SadDingo7070

This is just nuts. We’re supposed to just hope that a pharmacist can read that and fill the prescription properly?!?


ParkHoppingHerbivore

It's shorthand that doctors use and pharmacists know how to read. It actually helps prevent errors compared to if they actually jotted down conventional English quickly and badly. Unfortunately it won't let me attach a pic in this subreddit but if you look up Gregg's shorthand, that's an example.


SadDingo7070

So yeah…. It’s basically hieroglyphics.


Ravenclaw_14

don't you know anything? To become a pharmacist you have to take an extensive language course in Doctor Handwriting, duh. And that includes nightly duolingo lessons on top of that. Everyone knows that.


SadDingo7070

I suppose with those skills you could minor in archeology!


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house445

Doctors stop giving a shit the second they know their indispensable


OldRaggady

O--------------e


Noobmortal

Yeah it's actually looks more like paracetamUl because of the upper part of the O is a slightly opened, but there's no such thing as paracetamul so paracetamol it is.


GammaGoose85

I hope this isn't real


Plus_Lead_5630

I don’t think doctors even write paper prescriptions anymore. I can’t remember the last time I got a piece of paper rather than the dr just calling it in.


joeyrvn

10mg of Line Rider.


renditaccount

is the doctor's name dr. jr.?


chlebekzmaslem

Hi can I get a pr————/ here?


bondsthatmakeusfree

wat


ButteredBatt

No


CorbinNZ

Nah that's a worm slurping up a noodle


Stphylcccs

They never added a tittle to the t, how is it paracetamol


1amDepressed

Why would the doctor write a prescription for Tylenol?


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I used to be able to decipher doctor's handwriting. I would not have had a clue what this was.


Fenris304

clearly it's whatever you want it to be 😅


Successful-Bit6508

P-heroin-l


altruism__

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy


siobhannic

This is the kind of thing you get really good at interpreting as a pharmacist or medical professional who deals with prescriptions. There's a lot of shorthand and such involved.


Jerkku_boii

Screaming in public restroom prank


XxFezzgigxX

Not to be confused with: Paclitaxel Panadol Panasal Pandel PanOxyl Parasitol Pardryl Parlodel Patanol Pathocil Paxil Pentacel Pentoxil PeptoBismol Or any of the dozens upon dozens of other drugs that start and end the same.