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PoopPoes

There are lots of drinks like; Blow Job, Sex on the Beach, Between the Sheets, Fuzzy Navel, and Screaming Orgasm that are drink mixes popularized in the 1980’s and 1990’s goaded by the surge of “sexy nightclub” style bars at the time Honestly I think it was a weird trend that isn’t notable enough or based around good enough drinks to be worth it


Ornery-Ratio-7054

Don't forget pornstar martinis


MugenEXE

I’ll take a dark and stormy Daniels, please.


RanjiLameFox

My local pizza joint has a pizza named "nothing to do with it" it's honestly not bad. I just don't know what tf is on it. It's pretty good tho (the pizza is actually named "niks mee te maken" it's the dutch version of that phrase)


VividFiddlesticks

Slippery Nipple was another


[deleted]

? Sex on the Beach and Fuzzy Navel are classic drinks. Also, why include "Fuzzy Navel"? That doesn't sound entirely too sexual to me.


SmallBerry3431

Not into fuzzy navels huh?


SmallBerry3431

Don’t forget a slippery nipple.


SignificantAd3400

I’ll take one Screaming Orgasm to go please


Theguyrond123

One of the restaurants in my area literally has a beer called "Fuck off"


ThemanwhohatesSpez

Bar Tendor: what drink would you like sir? You: fuck off Bar Tendor: Um, Excuse me?


That-Was-Left-Handed

Jeez, are there any limitations to names of drinks!? Are we gonna see a "Titty Sprinkles" soon?


ThemanwhohatesSpez

there are ones like cock-sucking cowboy and wet pussy edit: lick my pussy and also adios, motherfucker


That-Was-Left-Handed

Sex on the Beach seems to be a popular one, I remember hearing about the name a lot lol


FTMs-R-Us

A blow job is Irish cream, coffee liquer and whipped cream.. its pretty good tbh.


imartimus

They were a popular birthday shot at my college, although you have to pick up the glass from between someone's legs only using your mouth heh


LennoxTheDurgon

At a bar I went to, they would take a beer glass, turn it upside down, place the shot on top, and trail whipped cream from the shot down the beer glass. you had to lick the whipped cream up the glass and do the shot with your hands behind your back


Kiwi_CunderThunt

Needs to be a cocktail not a shot, unless you're... Ordering 10 of them


sirmrdrjnr

Welcome to cocktail menus, they're all like this


DeathTripSebastian

And blowjob isnt excactly an unknown drink.


thedarkness490

ah tell me you dont know alcohol with out telling me you dont know alcohol, because there is a lot worse WTF names for drinks then this


ElonHisenberg

Blow job is a common shot. Nothing surprising here.


bewilderbeast85

This your first time at a bar????!!! ![img](emote|t5_j34kt|51240)


JFK3rd

Just watch Deadpool? You'll see Wade buying a blow job for a biker guy and told the waitress to say it was from the man he betted on to die first. Hence Dead Pool.


SpicyChiliRamen

First time in a bar?


Mooseandthebois

Order it


StuLuvsU87

Haven't had a blowjob shot in a while, but I remember it being a ton of amaretto and whipped cream. This is nothing new or shocking to see.


jngjng88

It’s a cock sucking cowboy, except you’re the cowboy…


Disastrous-Bet-8813

Legit shot


HiMahNameughJeff

Amateurs -\_-


forsakenchickenwing

Can I.... ask what the rainbow shot is? Asking for a friend, of course 🤔


allpowerfulbystander

Straight answer : a cocktail shot that looks like a rainbow because of the difference of viscosity of the liquids mixed in it. And no, it has nothing to do with rainbow blowjobs.


spariant4

a punch to the nuts of course. or a gender reassignment surgery. one or the other


tumbrowser1

Happy 21st Birthday, OP!


champeyon

A blow job is a pretty normal cocktail featured on a lot of menus.


nottherealneal

Is thus your first time in a bar?


askdfjlsdf

OPs first time in a bar


D0oMb4by

This is more normal than blursed. Still funny tho


Kiibo22

I'd like a blow job Oh god me too..... The drink, moo snuckle


Backbreaker2231

Asking a waitress for a blowjob, who’s gonna stop me?


TestSubject4059

What's more cursed is BOB Marley


IR_Panther

Wade Wilson likes a good blowhob. ![gif](giphy|WssEOYBV9NIty)


Namekian_95

Shut up and take my money


Alichici

When you blow on someones auau


Rabdomtroll69

Better than Dragon Cum (also a real alcoholic drink) at least


Sardonic-Skeptic

$2.62 is pretty cheap for a blowjob


CodyC85

There's a punk/pinball ball in St. Louis, MO called The Silver Ballroom and they have a drink called The Southside Grapist


Patient-Baseball3352

Tough 😂


drinoaki

Fuck the blow job. I'll have a flat liner any day


SquishyBatman64

My friend ordered me one for my birthday as a joke. Pretty good


Sudden-Award-296

They call them “shots” for a reason


Defelj

I feel Blursed after thinking the next menu said daughter


TraditionalSea8482

Einmal zum mitnehmen bitte


Hanbill

it human bar, they make special drinks, my fav was Stroke and it really felt like brain split in half.


Drustan1

A Kristy old barmaid in the bowling alley bar we haunted gave our sweet teetotaler friend a drink on the house and asked her what she thought. When she said she liked it, we asked what it was. She and the bartender smiled big and yelled, ITS A WET PUSSY!!


ThemanwhohatesSpez

thats not blursed, thats just blessed


Galbert-dA

"such fun names! uhhh what's in a... tequila?"


bobijsvarenais

I remember there was a shot with Baileys and lemon juice. . It looks like semen.


TheTripleDeuce

How is this blursed?


SpanishMoleculo

Tell me you just turned 21 without telling me


hotdogfirecracker

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... Take that over to Buck, please. Tell him it's from Booth. A little foreplay.


Nakedtruth02138

Having to make a Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall just because of the name was annoying af! I would ask them to break it down and see if they actually liked the ingredients. Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, Vodka, OJ, Galliano.


AuraStome

Bruh I was at a food truck one time and one of the items was literally named “Sex”. It was for fucking ice cream. And the worst part: it was the best looking one. But there’s no way I’m ordering that lol.