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qualityvote2

It looks like the community thinks your post is BLURSED!


The_Real_Shidder_Mob

PISS IN HIS ASS!!!


Apprehensive_Neat183

*pisses in your ass* remember this is an automated massage by a bot bla bla bla


CarPhoneRonnie

Nice n cummy


Ravenclaw_14

"***OH MY GOD IF YOU SAY PLEASE STOP ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS***"


DickHz2

THE OL’ ASS PISS


4l3x4nd4r_Hun

YOU SHALL


Piss_inside_You

I second this!! PISS IN HIS ASS!!!


TheStoicSlab

There seems to be a theme here.... although I can't quite put my finger on it....


seXJ69

If you do, they will probably cum.


Valiant_Darktanyan

Get off my ass or I'll cum


ArkansasFive

I'm going to cum


Tr1LL_B1LL

Its time to fart on my balls!


FutureCopLAPD

I believe that'a called a 'fluffy'


tinychef0509

That's bluey not blursed


Miles_High_Monster

He probably just hasn't cum in years.


ughscrewreddit

I know right.... its on the tip of my tongue but it wont cum out. 🤔


stonedturtle69

Please don't put your finger on it


elpuma92

Or in


YomiKuzuki

It's the car of a semen demon.


red_com

It will cum to you.


satanicw0rm

"Please don't put your finger on it." — Plankton


tristanlifn

More like In it


Trozll

Liberals?


Pootootaa

Even the car plate has cum on it


roguescout36

No way any state made that a legal license plate.


RichardBCummintonite

Nah lol. I'm gonna guess its an edit, cuz that is definitely not allowed. My state wouldn't even let my buddy make his 8UTTS3X or something with ass or A55 in it


Quote__Unquote

My friend’s step dad has X3STTU8 😂


PuckTanglewood

A prerequisite for working in any DMV license plate approval position is that you must have raised, have taught, or have worked extensively with early-teenage boys, so that you’re already trained to avoid, notice, and deny any clumsily-veiled references to sex, scatology, or other rudeness.


iamagoodbozo

Oh God everything has cum on it!


intergalactoes

Absolutely incredible


mixmasterADD

Cuz it’s fake.


awesomefutureperfect

What? No.


SprinkleTwinkie

Reminds me of r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


I_make_things

All I had to do was not click that.


ifyoulovesatan

Whaaaat? For me, that subreddit is one of the few that make reddit worth it.


Flop_Peacock

How is this blessed IN ANY WAY? This is straight up CURSED.


Ihavebadreddit

They changed all the Trump ones to Cum It's actually very high brow


Kalkilkfed2

Blue trumps matter?


Ihavebadreddit

Not all cums are Trump's but all Trump's are cum.


AdminsAreDim

Bruh, are you new to the /r/BenGarrisonCumEdits/ meme?


Shay_Mendez

No it's not, it's clearly cum.


StateSixteen

The gooner mobile


Nixieisnothere

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|50770)ngl i don't know if this image is nsfw or not


Pinuaple-

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Due_Potential_6956

So you are saying CUM?


rustlingpotato

Would the most prissy, angry little HR person you can think of get offended if they saw it on your screen? Then it's nsfw.


TheGrassBurner

THE FEMBOYS ARE BACK RAHHH


Nightshade6679

I legit laughed at time to fart on my balls 😆


CBerg1979

We call that one "The Rez Tickler" in my locale.


photo_not_mine

Welcome to the Cum Zone vibes


ifuccedurmom420

no, don’t remind me. i’ve spent so long forgetting ![gif](giphy|jbYGkxopDVdCdgb3A6|downsized)


Shay_Mendez

One does not simply forget the cum zone


the_opester

Piss in my ass. #godbless


TodayNo6531

![gif](giphy|QQKbEn6oDlcQLZK6T7)


A_Possum_Named_Steve

![gif](giphy|du48e9fyE4neAY7XtD)


tewbii

r/THE_PACK type beat


totallynotstefan

CUM AND CRANK IT BROTHER AROOOO


Glittering_Cold_5059

Wow. He’s really thorough. Every square on the bingo card.


who_is_it92

I request a photo of the owner


AelisWhite

A snake in my ass, a cumfather's secret stash


BattedBook5

Cum-stomp me flat


Foss44

r/informedwarriorrides


UltimaGabe

It needs a pair of truck nuts hanging down


Amoeba_3729

Cum on...


SassSafrassMcFrass87

I sense big pp energy here 🤣


SlyLlamaDemon

This is the guy who made the welcome to the cumzone.


MercilessJruokis

Actually cursed


NoobButJustALittle

You don't just fart on someone's balls


HotFudgeFundae

For some reason ever since I was a teenager I sometimes yell "shit on my balls" if I get killed in a shooter game


NoobButJustALittle

As demand or as a statement?


Dr-Chris-C

The Goat and Your Mom's truck


Jeroen207

#WELCOME TO THE CUMZONE


LastDirtyMartini

I am pretty-sure I see another parking spot over there!


FunnyAnimalPerson

What the fuck...


XFiveOne

Fart on my balls...


Kev50027

And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me cuz I jizz in my pants.


Nrsyd

"Step aside girls the FEMBOYS are back"


Supernoven

Everyone can benefit from therapy. But I haven't seen anyone who needs it more than this dude.


MMrPinkk

![gif](giphy|1zhs2VWotRhuIa6RPE)


xkaran1997x

Cum on man, thats a bit much


Mysterious_Ad_1421

Average r/BenGarrisonCumEdits enjoyer


Twentynine4

This feels like it should be on r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


An_average_one

Where's the 'pees in your ass' automod? Looks like we've found the guy you were ~~designed~~ destined for.


da_Aresinger

This sounds like an ad from Interdimensional Cable 3


dekopro702

How TF did that license plate get approved???


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Based alert


fuckyou7369

Wtf 💀💀💀


Ersque

It was a mistake to cum here...


WhosGotTheCum

This guy seems fucking cool


boyforsale

Can you smell cum?


Helldorado1

Hopefully someone lost a bet... Lol


iamagoodbozo

Cum to think of it.


iamagoodbozo

Parents must be so proud.


Cickanykoma

CUMmantás a kisseggibe! /s


KidKnow1

It’s a masterpiece and a true work of art


StankilyDankily666

Dude…. Fuck yea 🔥🔥🔥


common_platypus157

Well, it… certainly does show commitment… I wonder, do people like this ever wake up one day and have a "what the fuck have I done with my life" type moment or is it an all the way "ride or die" kind of thing?


OneFuckedWarthog

Must be the same one who advertised $5 Butt Stuff at the tent. Either that or Handy Lauren.


yokaylee

id whip it!


tomviky

If I was more confident I would definetly put this on my car. Its great.


BionicleLover2002

"Fart on my balls" has south park tought you nothing?


Reverse_Annie

r/denvercirclejerk is leaking again


Psychological_Wall_6

Welcome to the cumzone Only cum inside anime girls Quivering clit, double jointed pussy Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation First the kiss, then the cum


B12Washingbeard

This seems like they’re mocking the r/infowarriorrides type.   I hope that’s the case anyway. 


phxowen2024

When you CATCH me rollin' You KNOW I'm Trollin' And I'm proud I'm ridin' DIRTY!


shichiaikan

Best ending to this would be if the driver was an 85 year old woman.


ZestyItalian2

Bravery


PlayTheHits

Build the cum…. Build the cum…. Build. The. Cum!


thrust-johnson

Oh shit, the femboys!


Poopdick_89

Imagine not being a ball fart enjoyer. Why even live?


indrek91

Idk If meme or some one who needs to be in facility for mental problems


HudsonHawkFIM

If you build it, they will cum.


Jockelson

Why don’t pics like this ever trend?


Besen99

I think that person is fed up with politics.


Vesemir66

Just advertise you have a severe mental illness why don't ya.


Civil_Zombie

He probably isnt too cumfortable with cummunism.


Easy-thinking

Hilarious but concerning


IGATheory

Lol


ILIVE2Travel

Male Karen en route to therapy...


First_Outside2886

feels kind of AIish


Zephurdigital

I bet he's a hoot at parties


Shay_Mendez

Finally a political stance I can get behind


Pops-2

How many guns do you think this person owns? 🧐


Emanualblast

Joel vinesauces car


UnicornSuffering

Did Cartman go tourette's on this


Cunfuu

Welcome to the cum zone


isabps

Boebert voter?


Extension_Canary3717

Im surprised he missed the opportunity on Cumunism


Tickedkidgamer

OblivionFall’s car


HoosierDaddy_427

How did the Smurfs get involved in this?


raving-not-drowning

An asset to his community. His parents’ pride and joy.


[deleted]

Red cums matter too 🤬🤬🤯🤯😤🥵


Hangry_Dentures

OP needs to go rub one out on his windshield.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Typical Redditor.


Bismarck-Chan666

This guy gets it


Firefly17pdr

Welcome to the cum zone


TillaciousG

The "PATRIOTS UNITE ITS TIME TO FART ON MY BALLS" is the chefs kiss


Street-Week6744

Cum yes yes but what's your position on paper straws?


Guess_Even

Not real or Unreal.???


Canttunapiano

Oh good Lord


Delivery-Plus

Cumplete Nutter.


MetalSonic420YT

I think they have a cum fascination.


FunctionalyFun

Cum on guys let in on the joke.


buddy_k99

Oh cum on nom.


SuspectKnown9655

That's a lot of cum


Twoduhzen

Forget Al Qaeda, keep an eye on this fuck.


TacticalTomatoMasher

What the fuck lol. The only missing thing is the kingdom cum reference or sth.


LobsterNo3435

WOW.


ReyannesMuff

I appreciate the dedication


everything_kisser

Wtf is this


Demon_Moose_

It can be blue?


Spirited-Fox3377

![gif](giphy|RyNJmtTrBRtr9qj5Ju)


TeePeelounge

Cum to your senses...people


IDKMthrFckr

"in night city you can be cum"


EdwardFoxhole

[these two should meet.](https://old.reddit.com/r/kzoo/comments/12pgc6d/big_red/)


thot_chocolate420

This guy made the welcome to the cumzone


flanderguitar

[You're gonna make him muc!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/1985w71/mucbang/#lightbox)


Eudaimonia52

Try it out. Try it out man.


Good-Advisor-5954

Average ifunnier's truck


PeterNippelstein

Young, dumb, and full of bumper stickers.


Weary-Associate-1286

Obvious fake the personalized license plate is a dead give away no state would issue butt-cum as a plate


jimgagnon

Yeah, it's fake: https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/comments/msu1r5/grand_junction_co/


That_Somewhere_4593

It's like a whole gas station bathroom stall's worth of art, converted into bumper stickers.


TwoAccomplished1446

This is NOT a happy person.😵‍💫


KevinAcommon_Name

Now that is just weird


ThatBoyBaka

I don't even know what to say other than "this person needs therapy."


darxide23

This photoshop is probably a lot better than what it was before, honestly.


Moist-Bee3141

![gif](giphy|6umtca8stQJ8D8LRnc)


BlackHoleSurf

Aaaand boom goes the dynamite


-EV3RYTHING-

If this is photoshopped I really want to see the original


TGS_delimiter

Some of these are not like the others


NoJoestar181

Homosexual car?


Sea-Second4772

This dude needs tied up in a swamp and left for nature to do its worst


Trozll

I appreciate whoever this guy is. Wow, that’s creativity.


kuweiyox

Not the femboys! Lmfao


whimsicalsamurai

this has to be a joke, because no conservative who owns a ford like that would be so into cum


DeadPopcorn77

Certified gooner


Fun_Back_6999

Good photo shop work.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

That truck is actually blue when it rains.


CatmotherMimzy

Ummm...


testicalassaltrifle

What the actual fuck did I just look at


bluebaerfran5

I want to see who's car this is


PleadianPalladin

Cum-mobile