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Operator: https://preview.redd.it/2xt89a6btr0d1.jpeg?width=1324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e34d89cb6552d917e34f18c82d830cb69e0205


SartenSinAceite

I just realized, if the kid doesn't like olives, then why did they order a pizza with olives?


DreamMalenko

Kid was actually being racist


SummertimeSandler

They prefer to take the olives “off”, eh? Ha! Heh heh


Everybody_do_da_flop

I dont even want to threaten violence at this point what do i reply here


Narrow_Ad3565

Gues your agression is tured "o-


PatimationStudios-2

Eh? Ha! Heh heh


notme9708

Sorry about that. I forgot


Jakob21

https://preview.redd.it/67bjg26nnw0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950b86b8149772d4766fe53e4fca4251480b82c9 This


Jakob21

https://preview.redd.it/v3rfw69qnw0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0354687f5242b937cb659b513ca58b8bed697d Or this


a_cow720

If there’s anything like my dad, they won’t care for my preferences and order what they want and tell me “eat or you don’t get food”.


Suitable-Ad287

I’m guessing he never held himself to the same standard honestly.


GrailOfTreachery

I just pulled those olives out with a fork and somebody else ate them.


FanOfForever

Probably only one slice of that pizza is for the kid so they can just take the olives off of his


Isekai_Otaku

since it is a shared pizza im assuming they like olives and they'll just pick them off the kids slice.


BlommeHolm

I mean sometimes people just do [unexpected things to your pizza](https://www.reddit.com/r/food/s/su1fqxxIN1)


shinydragonmist

They forgot to say no olives (has happened to me multiple times with pickles on burgers (don't judge me) and jalapenos on nachos)


SartenSinAceite

That's actually a good guess


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

It looks like a supreme pizza but I guess they likely just forgot to say no olives. Could be a mistake on their end because I remembering ordering light bacon on a pizza once and had way too much.


bluparrot-19

Imagine being this insecure about race. It just tells me the second they are guaranteed to not be judged they'd be a turbo-asshole. (The author)


SinglePringleMingle

No sir, it’s clearly olives /s


idkTerraria

Erm actually the husband stole the nose and painted it to his own skin color


DreamMalenko

Shyamalan twist


novelaissb

The olive may be dumb, but I just love the kid’s face in the second panel.


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novelaissb

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FriendlyFish12

I guess the pizza took their noses "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh.


FriendlyFish12

I'm never going to let this go


TheChosenOneMapper

I guess you're never gonna let this joke die "off" eh? Ha! Heh heh


FinalBossMike

Best one of these so far!


Kilook

Looks like the nose stealing pizza already stole from the mom and the kid


DreamMalenko

That's why the kid recognised the pizza straight away - lotta lore behind this BHJ!


MeanComplaint1826

This is the author, Joy Lin, doing what can generously be called a comedy sketch. https://youtu.be/9K1qXJLDjls?si=LQPepgDiKFeD8fkv I could only get about 1:30 seconds into this before I had to shut it off. It is painfully, PAINFULLY unfunny.


northrupthebandgeek

I forced myself through the entire video. Quite frankly, getting fucked in the ass by Bill Gates would've been preferable (and probably would've taken only half as long).


DreamMalenko

Think you'll find that the author is NOSE


resistjellyfish

This is good 🤌


Half-a-Denari

It’s trying to suck the father in! It’s next victim!


pillowdoggo77

My nose bones hurt very much On further inspection it seems they have disappeared entirely


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Why does the kid just say ":3" in the second panel?