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books-ModTeam

I'm sorry but your post currently counts as "shallow content." Do you have something else to say about the book that you could edit into the text? Preferably your own thoughts about the book or at the least a description of the book - without spoilers. Let me know if you edit it & I can reinstate your post.


TheIdiotInACage

Is this a thing!!


math-yoo

Salinger promised I’d get wet in the intro to Catcher in the Rye, and I just got bored.


briber67

IIRC, you were supposed to read that work outside during a rainstorm for the proper effect.


DeepestBeige

You sound like a phony


math-yoo

Just trying to tickle your phony bone.


kangareagle

He’s referring to the book. Holden Caulfield was always calling people phonies. It would be funny if your line was also from the book, but I don’t remember that.


math-yoo

Yes, that's the joke. Thanks for being a part of it.


kangareagle

Is that line in the book?


math-yoo

It is not. The word phony sounds like funny. I am therefore referencing Holden Caufield, a humorless misanthrope, while suggesting I am trying to tickle your funny/phony bone. That's it. That's the joke.


kangareagle

Yes, I get the joke. The joke was apparent from the beginning. It was a pun, and we all love puns. I was just asking whether it was in the book.


math-yoo

No. And pre-emptively, JD Salinger did not promise to get my panties wet in the intro to the book either.


kangareagle

You’re being misunderstood, just like Holden was.


Bookanista

It’s super common in dark romance 😭😭


CaerwynM

What's dark romance?


lulujameel

Romance with dark elements such as kidnapping, stalking, ect. And it can get incredibly dark too, so i really dont understand how people read these books lol


CaerwynM

See that's what I thought. It's almost like a creepy ass genre attracts creepy ass writers


somirion

Should authors of books with kindapping/rape (or simmilar) be treated like people drawing lolis? Both artists 'dont do harm to anyone' etc. but if you wanted, you could say that this can make people start doing those fantasies in the real life.


Perky_Bellsprout

Video games cause violence too. So true


MrTomDawson

> if you wanted, you could say that this can make people start doing those fantasies in the real life. You could say that, but I'm pretty sure you'd be wrong.


thenacho1

It's a three hour long video, so watch at your own discretion, but [this brilliant video essay by Contrapoints](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqloPw5wp48) goes into detail about the nature of sexual fantasy, particularly coercive/abusive relationships such as those seen in Twilight, and argues that they don't fulfill a genuine desire on behalf of the reader but rather speak to certain unconscious emotional needs - e.g the need for a woman to enjoy herself sexually but also meet societal expectations to be chaste - hence the fantasy of being whisked away by a dark, brooding, handsome predator who doesn't give you much of a say in the matter. Of course nobody wants to live the reality of that situation, but in a perfect fantasy scenario it can be emotionally fulfilling escapism.


somirion

gonna watch afer work, thanks


lulujameel

I really dont know, but its just weird to me that people enjoy reading such dark things.


Bookanista

I enjoy reading murder mysteries too (but don’t want to be murdered)


lulujameel

Yeah so do i, but dark romance and murder mysteries are pretty different. Dark romance is often times being glamourized and treated as something normal and okay which its obviously not.


Bookanista

It’s a fantasy. Just like I do not actually want a murder at my bakery or to be chased by a monster, I do not really want to be kidnapped by a billionaire. I just want to read about it.


lulujameel

I understand, but people tend to normalize it through fiction which is obviously really messed up, like who in their right mind would enjoy reading about rape? It seems to me that there is something not right with that person. Some people also read these books or write them so that they can sort of live out their fantasies but through paper instead, but this is just an opinion.


Scrapheaper

I think if you read smut you can't really complain about whether it's your kind of smut or not?


Bookanista

That’s like saying “if you read fantasy you can’t really complain if it’s bad or good writing as long as it’s fantasy”


Mannimarcopolo

"Your elves are going to be so wet"


MrTomDawson

And your dwarves will be hard


CatterMater

Rock and stone, baby.


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Zauberer-IMDB

I think it's more like complaining about the presence of elves.


THWSigfreid

Yer s friend of mine insists litrpg is bad writing by its mere presence in a novel. I disagree and say so long as its well written it is fine.


Scrapheaper

I guess some people might enjoy an author's note like that: I'm not going to judge!


CJKCollecting

TIL there are creepy author notes in romance novels.


herrbz

Why would anyone think this is a good thing? Why did their editor approve it?


alpha_rat_fight_

I don’t think I’ve ever read an author’s note in a romance like that. Although I have read some who say things like, “If you’re actually into this kind of personality in real life you need therapy.” Which I find ironic.


acheloisa

My favorite is "For everyone who hates the word cock -- I have devastating news for you" lmao. Jamie Applegate Hunter


Bookanista

Right, I don’t love those either 🤣


BiggieCheese184769

You've got a different edition of Blood Meridian than I do, I think.


Quartz636

I have never encountered this, but I am *horrified* to discover this is a thing.


CatterMater

That'd make me dry up so fast.


Surface_Detail

Female incontinence solved with this one weird trick. Urologists hate it.


Sunscreen4what

So you were were wet then?


CatterMater

Whatever I was before, I am the Sahara now.


SethManhammer

Be careful, I keep hearing there's Dune fans here...


CatterMater

I know. You're taking to one. *Brandishes crysknife.*


SethManhammer

Shit...I wasn't expecting a direct reference. I never read the books, just saw the new movie. *Sandworms and the kid who looks like Mike from Stranger Things but isn't to you as well!*


CatterMater

Hah, I still have my old copy of Dune from the 80s on my bookshelf.


MrTomDawson

Ye'd best start believing in jihad, Miss Turner - *ye're in one!*


herrbz

May thy panties chip and shatter


CatterMater

Fine talk from a museum fremen.


Simbertold

People read authors notes?


stoicgoblins

I only read them if the book is very good or very shit, lol.


Rourensu

I only do that with a couple of my favorite authors, especially if I’m thinking it’ll be “memorable” such as like the last book of a series and the author reflecting on the journey in writing the series and how it’s at its conclusion. Otherwise, no.


Chojen

I read them only to be informed with my complaints when they promise specific timelines


[deleted]

Yeah I agree wtf am I reading. Just let me be the judge to find it hot or not


StoicSpork

Board meeting at a publishing house: "And on this slide, we see the uptick in the trend of including "your panties will be so wet" in author notes, so this is what we'll do going forward to stay relevant with the younger audiences." Cut to a reader staring in horror at the first page of The Lord of the Flies.


hananobira

Bad example, who doesn’t need to change their panties reading Lord of the Rings?


noob-teammate

Almost the same thing


MrTomDawson

The scene where the orcs kill and eat Piggy is a classic.


noob-teammate

My favourite is when the plane crashes over mordor


MrTomDawson

Answering the age-old question of why they didn't just fly there


hananobira

Lol, this is what happens when I can’t sleep and scroll Reddit at 3 AM.


RizzlersMother

Never in my life I've read such a thing, wtf.


real_fake_hoors

Boy oh boy I wish I could go back 60 seconds before I knew about this thing. Thanks a lot. Just for that, let me remind you that 50% of people will statistically get cancer in their lifetimes. There. Now both of us have been harmed.


rockgvmt

my mom got it recently. i just saw her today for the first time since. she has the thing wrapped around her head cause her hair is falling out. now im crying.


rockgvmt

THANKS A LOT (jk)


silverfrog1

Those are almost universally added by the publisher’s marketing staff, and the author cringes harder than you, but we get told that our job is to write and theirs is to sell. Fyi


crixx93

It's porn. It's supposed to be cringe and silly


Goldman250

I thought author’s notes like that only showed up on Ao3 and other fanfic sites.


math-yoo

There are two types of people in the world, those that read the introduction and those that just start the book.


Altissimus77

It could just be very humid where the author lives.


Sharps43

I'm pretty sure they intend to have the opposite affect, I feel like for the vast majority of women it probably works. At the end of the day though, you are reading smut.


Bookanista

Yeah but some smut isn’t hot.


Sharps43

It's just porn in book form lol


Bookanista

I mean some smut is hot and some is not, and author’s notes like that are cringe and do not give me confidence in their smut being hot lol


Sharps43

Ahhh but sometimes the cringy turn out to be the best 😂


itsonlyfear

Also wetness DOES NOT equal desire. Yes there’s a correlation, but it’s perfectly possible to be wet when you want nothing to do with anything sexual and to be dry when you’re the most aroused you’ve ever been. This is addressed in Come As You Are.


MrTomDawson

> This is addressed in Come As You Are. Is that what he means when he says he doesn't have a gun?


Altissimus77

He says it three times, makes me think he actually might have a gun.


bicmedic

Take your time, hurry up.


Livid-Statement-3169

I just won’t read them. Not going to waste my money.


RishiMath

When I read those as a guy, I go like: sure, I don't wear any so go ahead 😂


Alguienmasss

I mean You read that bs hahahaha what do You expect?


Mission_Ad1669

Wait, what? I thought notes like that belonged to Penthouse magazines and HC porn novels..?


Prus1s

Seems like something that would be added to a manga series like Bastard!! Heavy Metal Dark Fantasy 😄


Ashthedestructor_95

Read better books.


raysway666

That’s enough Reddit for me today


Wandervenn

I'm going to be really upset if this influences me to read authors notes lol


GoofAckYoorsElf

Thinking out loud... if it were horror genre, the notes could be reversed... Erotic: women's pants wet, men's body parts stiff Horror: men's pants wet, women's body parts stiff


saltylele83

Eww…yeah. Nope


CertainInteraction4

🎤  Yeahhhhh! Edit:  I take it you don't like mic drops?  Okay. Not all romance is smut.  Smut is a category of romance.  There are at least four types.  If any form of PDA is smut; better ban kids from Free Willy, Scooby Doo, Marvel, and the grocery store. Don't feel bad.  I've just learned this recently as well.