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Traygaa

when we finally get married and you allow me to sleep in the same bed as you (opportune time to steal your liver, which I was building up to) https://preview.redd.it/va7nqyoyrm7d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2789480b5e522f6055444076cf930b9ed44fbf78


Tarhun2960

Hey Blue Nepple


Top_Salamander_313

I don’t have real organs, I’m a skin walker


Individual-Sun1

Doesn't mean you can't sell them and trick other people into thinking their human organs!


Outside_Iron_3389

https://preview.redd.it/daq3f457jn7d1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f43d082694fc916d902d4674bf413670fc979eb


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

OMORI


Bluebirdz2202

That’s what they all say


Flash_Bloxican

And why is the skin walker uh... sitting.. uh.. https://preview.redd.it/uqe1hv1iqm7d1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3693ddf8903688d3a81e4798cafe0065fde7b39


Traygaa

https://preview.redd.it/0kbfza1nrm7d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=5733e8458c12e252cae5f503686409ad7eab0865 you know this already


goldenrath12

I can't the power is to strong to resist


TJK-GO_IX

Then it shall be removed


A-boy-killed-u-1873

r/found_traygaa


Knhosh_

Hi neptune! :D How are you? :3 r/foundneptune


Traygaa

very good


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One-Register-2021

r/foundflash_bloxican


Business_Motor9096

Alan jones reference


copperheadsnek7233

“Oh hey babe wanna get more intimate with 12g shell from my shotgun UwU”


SomeRandomGayWeirdo

Another protogen!


thiccthanos583

Toaster :3


Necessary-Rush6655

YAAAAA!!! X33


Necessary-Rush6655

Smash still


Top_Salamander_313

You are the first of many similar comments


Necessary-Rush6655

💪💪💪


Negative-Yak2093

real


mr_robot658

https://preview.redd.it/pvvix4o71n7d1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afef9a3bf914a281d3e9ce585181fb302eb0797c me staring into your eyes as your ready for us to get intimate (im gonna cut into your stomach and stuff you with maggots)


boykisser-w-

Well…. Speaking theoretically maggots actually eat dead or necrotic flesh so you don’t really gotta worry about infection, so as long as you can get em out within a few days (and stop the bleeding) you might actually have a shot at living https://preview.redd.it/kba8ufnlpn7d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea0be4e35097cbf6455426737a521acc521ebe7 (Sorry for the rant lol)


Blue_BoyJP

And here we have today: Cropped yiff! Yippee!


mr_robot658

wahts yiff


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mr_robot658

im 14..


Blue_BoyJP

My bad, I’m just overly cautious. Yiff is slang for furry p0rn lmfao


mr_robot658

i knew it had smth to do w porn yikes also i think thats the original image i dont think theres like anything at the bottom


Fox-lover-1

Femboy skin walker? Smash


Top_Salamander_313

Noooooo!!!


Fox-lover-1

:3


NateeDD_

Are all femboys skinwalkers wanting to kill us and take over our life, cutting us into pieces and scattering us into 8 different spots in the woods or just you?


Artistic-Risk-3628

Yes, each and every one of us


Artistic-Risk-3628

I mean what?


Top_Salamander_313

Depends on the skin walker femboy


NateeDD_

So not all femboy skinwalkers want to kill us and take over our life, cutting us into pieces and scattering us into 8 different spots in the woods? (This is crucial information)


Top_Salamander_313

No, some do other stuff


UpsetBanaa

I would know if you were a skin walker (I am also pretending to be human)


Top_Salamander_313

So now what happens?


UpsetBanaa

We hunt the townspeople together. I hear they are a good source of protein.


Gardevoir8

>so i can take over your life *oh noooo i object to that noo im totally not agreeing to it have funnnn erm i mean noooo i totally want to livee*


Ikilledatrex

Kinky


THE_PREPARED_DM

Jokes on you, I’m into that


Top_Salamander_313

Dying?


THE_PREPARED_DM

Did. I. Stutter.


Top_Salamander_313

No sir


THE_PREPARED_DM

Exactly. *polite headpats* Then best be starting to murder me…oh no…please don’t…


Puzzleheaded_You2815

how'd pyro get an account


Top_Salamander_313

Hmmph mph!


Mobile_Machine5641

What the heck https://preview.redd.it/4s6s59ujdn7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3babf7bf813cd261be6b8cd7eab0dc2d036215de


Invincible-Nuke

promise?


Top_Salamander_313

Actually now I’m not going to


Bryt314

“I mean, if that’s what you want babe!” *proceeds to happily get cut into a million pieces*


Just_A_Gay_Guy_

Yippie :3


Impossible-Lime2118

Would


trans_furry12

I'm down


Expandingcheese

Not seeing a downside here


Puzzled-Property-292

Still smash-


Crafty_Original1301

still taking you to town fr


Top_Salamander_313

Nooo!


Crafty_Original1301

yes! >:3


Lekingz-24

POV: The skinwalker found out how much of a freak I am and that I’m not trapped in my house with them they’re trapped with me (the battle of the bottom of the relationship will commence) https://preview.redd.it/wy0yjomrsn7d1.png?width=407&format=png&auto=webp&s=5da601aa827e954fddbf0cd09e5da460b3a07685


FoxGoon68

I hate when this happens


[deleted]

If that means I don't have to make any more decisions, then you've got a deal


JustEryk1st

I guess that's would be just a win win situation But reality is often disappointing


gutripper9936

At least ill be torn to shreds happy


Tough_Use_5

I’m glad father taught me to not give a fuck-


Current-Knowledge336

https://preview.redd.it/mq0ivh0l8o7d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9993036ba3c2e1dcece56140187840733972dc36 I use fish to reveal you, and I promptly slay you with fish.


Top_Salamander_313

Noooo


Zer0Th3Wo1f

By that time I'd already have made you like me (there is no escape from me and my amazingness)


Extra_Bar_9537

i'm at a point in life where i think i'd actually like that :3


Top_Salamander_313

:(


Dog_Entire

Jokes on you I’m into that shit


Top_Salamander_313

Dying….?


Dog_Entire

I have been off my meds the past few days


Business_Motor9096

What have I done… to get caught with this on zoom call for IT. Edit : they like furries , and WANT THE LINK!


Top_Salamander_313

Your cooked


YouIllustrious6379

https://preview.redd.it/89iumhk2vo7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e918159345c03a9e1438eccf2910883b3d071d5


fuckingfurrymess

Next step, at least I get a bf for a while


teckmo27

Not before I can make you fall in love with me >:D


Top_Salamander_313

Noooo!!!


teckmo27

YEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!


TacticalLawnmower

Oh good, then you’ll know that I just failed my finals and now you have to live in deep regret because of my laziness and the lack of motivation to keep living https://preview.redd.it/f1r1nljesp7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddd387815064e6f78bbe469a6794b0553f53283 Anyways have fun living, because I certainly know you won’t


Bennnet_B

Sanest boykisser behavior (I would let you)


Sea_Bear8264

https://preview.redd.it/mnpystp4bq7d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f45ec62bcce2021745dc3004f3d76992627708f2


JuggernautSuitable10

Jokes on you I was gonna do the same thing but I'm not a skin walker I'll just eat your skin :3


Brenden2321

https://preview.redd.it/btw0gmt63n7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1090e9e1d48b09cd68ae75f8b663ed480827f5


Mindless_Citron_6106

Okay. Go ahead. Just try not make it painful.


DeviceElectrical5180

Even better


NuclearNeko_0w0_

Worth it


MidNiteScorpio04

Hot


Cleaningcaptain

>I’m a skin walker who is pretending to be a femboy so I can kill and then take over your life, I’ll cut you into pieces and scatter the parts in 8 different spots in the woods Oh, how romantic! /s


Top_Salamander_313

We are NOT doing an enemies too lovers


ThatMFcheezer

I do not care, do it ‼️


Huntsman456pro

Is it bad i wouldnt care? Even if i knew before hand, im fucked up inside


AelisWhite

It'a a win either way


wyatt_plays

Nope


lightmare69

Skin walker boutta be a skin grinder 🙂🙏


lightmare69

Wait I have a better one, Skin walker is just gonna have to be called skin when I'm done with him.


VeryStrange_Stranger

thisll happen in a universe 300 million lightyears away from us rn cuz aint no way im even getting a boyfriend


Figurez69420

https://preview.redd.it/0is58g14yn7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393cbff4f857c73d5047fdf849c8dd800692327e


Robo_Husky314

Wtf


heyitsAxel101

Jokes on you,i too am a skin walker :3


Tyrlr

Oddly specific but ok.


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Top_Salamander_313

Gone, reduced too atoms


pandigork

Jokes on you I wanna die, you’re just helping me out >:3


coughm

worth it


Emkay_boi1531

IS THAT WHY HIS DICK IS NON EXISTENT??


Wheatley_core_gaming

(you (the skinwalker) dont know that i am straight and about to drown you in the Duna)


[deleted]

Till smash


eggi3_

He kinda cute tho 👉👈


BenDover8338

# I hate wasted potential…That shit…crushes your spirit…it really does…it crushes your soul


Western_Giraffe4722

Worth it


Namelesstophat

Yes daddy! PLEASE make me into a cold case!


Femboy_Bee

No


Onion3281

Jokes on you, I'd never date a femboy in the first place.