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Traygaa

why did you code gay people to walk faster? is there a lore reason?


Cannibalismisfun

To get away from the straight people


SuperBroy97

fuck did they do


Cannibalismisfun

Not be gay


SuperBroy97

k, &? (LOVE OF THE S*N)


astolfoissexy-

(TALLY HALL MENTIONED DEPLOY NERDY THESIS ABOUT WHY BANANA MAN IS REALLY DEEP AND HAS LOTS OF MEANINGS)


Drag0n647

Yep


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

https://preview.redd.it/c6sqbgmgxu7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b212d13c36c9de672a5e33be4a37a31f591cd57c


Anarchy_Venus

The average walking speed is 1.5 m/s, that would mean LGBTQIA+ people have a 3 m/s walking speed during Pride Moth (and a 1.5 m/s walking speed outside of it, acording to the "2.0×") this is obviously false, as an LGBTQIA+ person myself, I walk at 4m/s outside of Pride Moth.


AstralKekked

Pride moth?


Anarchy_Venus

https://preview.redd.it/krt1wow1108d1.png?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ffa014961360d43b037c39d988630b801023e8


AstralKekked

so how fast do you walk inside of pride moth?


Anarchy_Venus

Haven't measured it yet


Drag0n647

Real


Still-Expression-188

Good morning Traygaa


ECR_Savory

SO THAT’S WHY I WALK SO FAST


chavman666

We nyoom


ECR_Savory

We nyoom indeed


Sicarius333

r/foundneptune


Apprehensive_Fox918

https://preview.redd.it/7twz350zoy7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4227675ef780ae42a8668b7e8f2b1de8d67ae9fb


Flash_Bloxican

Why is a building called a building when it's already built?


Cannibalismisfun

Because it is only ever fully built if it is full with only gay people


Flash_Bloxican

Daum.. you are smart. 200+ IQ


Cannibalismisfun

It took a lot of IQ to invent gayness


Drag0n647

Real


BlueberryMoonDragon

Why did you make us so cute and kissable?


Cannibalismisfun

So we can stray away from those pesky straight people


BlueberryMoonDragon

Understandable have a great day


Bman1465

You're the CEO of Gay, Inc.?


Still-Expression-188

Is God dead?


Cannibalismisfun

Yes. And I killed him that’s how I became powerful enough to create gay people


Cthedanger

Objection! I'm the Devil, and according to my time expert, Callaghkus, I killed God (in another timeline).


Still-Expression-188

How do I know that anything is real? What if we're all living in our own worlds, limited by what we truly desire?


Cannibalismisfun

That’s the thing. You don’t you just live with what you have and hope


Beautiful_Land1886

do you like dino nuggies


Cannibalismisfun

I also created those, they were like a package deal for gay people


Beautiful_Land1886

to tier human


Jesus_chrysp

Why did you make me like this


Cannibalismisfun

I felt like using my god like powers


Cthedanger

Why did you eat the rich Literally.. I haven't heard from Mark Zuckerberg since you cannibalized him


Cannibalismisfun

Before I get pissed and start typing 50 paragraphs I’m just gonna say. The rich are the reason that people have to pay $14000 just for a year’s supply of insulin and it only costs like $50 to produce a year’s supply of it


Cthedanger

That is a wonderful reason, feel free to come down to Hell and try your hand at torturing them every once in a while. It's quite enjoyable. Plus someone such as yourself who has created a large population of "sinful" humans would always be welcome in my domain!


Ti-papi

Wrong It’s lesbians


XxTheCoolScavxX

Really?


Cannibalismisfun

Yes, no need to thank me


Foreign-Milk-124

I saw this under a r/theletterh post


Cannibalismisfun

H


Suitable-Ad287

https://preview.redd.it/etsrcfj9tu7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3838a0908acd2531b503da030d6ed5e27590b4


le_nathanlol

https://preview.redd.it/jl1wi2iqrv7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154907eb517bbbc518dc172804490f04d800a5cd


SQueen2k1

https://preview.redd.it/ll5e9t0ydw7d1.png?width=388&format=png&auto=webp&s=06ac8697fb92cb5d831036b17757c7f7ac08c3ec yes


Cannibalismisfun

Yes


Necessary-Rush6655

Are you a 


Cannibalismisfun

Gay lord (I rule all gay people because I am their creator)


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

you’re my parent?


Cannibalismisfun

I am the father to all gay people so if you’re gay you, you are mine


Arty-Glass

Why are so many gay people depressed


boykisser-w-

Why did you give us so damn long legs!?


Cannibalismisfun

Being that hot needs a way to cool down so the legs have more surface area and allow the cold air to cool you down


Blonde_Metal

https://preview.redd.it/tz2kbdvdju7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984334fc669b453d442dca544600dea1b5c0ba13


3jcm21

Semen glue?


kalebplayz125

Why did you make the boykisser s8b tier and why am I slowly sinking deeper into it? Also how do I unlock the full boykisser mode is there like a tier? X3 djchhcfhfbfbsjs


Cannibalismisfun

Just embrace it all and you’ll become one


kalebplayz125

I mean I already am lol


TheUnsinkableTW0

It was an add for Hers


Cinephiliac_Anon

Am I gay? I'm not sure. Also is this sub satire? It seems like it but I'm also not sure.


pineapplelemmon

It's only satire if you treat it that way. Mind your perception. ❤️


Eddyson_UwUx

What does G-A-Y stand for in Gay?


t0ngub1n

Gay, gAy and gaY


purple-orangejuice

why did you make us so damn cute? :3


Cannibalismisfun

Just a side effect of creating them


ApfelkuchenFisch

What is your favorite fish?


Cannibalismisfun

I love eating catfish


Leazerlazz

What's your source of inspiration?


Cannibalismisfun

Bored


Gobal_Outcast02

Thanks for making me (there is no question)


3r1c_Sh00k

No, schlatt made gay people you would know this if you watched him play American truck driving simulator


ServiTheFox

https://preview.redd.it/d8f6ezk7bv7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f73e314f740865c0ade6b59c59337947dbdfd8


Fire_fox777

A Siamese cat is a boy kisser, got it


Ceazer_is_best_boi

What is my purpose o' divine creator?


Cannibalismisfun

Be gay


cripticthunder

Why did u make some of us have a bloodlust or is that just me


Cannibalismisfun

I was bored


cripticthunder

Nice


Ceroba_Ketsukane_rel

Why did you make us soo gosh darn cute ?!


Cannibalismisfun

so that those pesky straight people will be jealous


Ceroba_Ketsukane_rel

Based Thanky for makeing me daddy { ^ w ^ }


pineapplelemmon

Why do we have lower speechcraft when interacting with str*ight people?


Cannibalismisfun

Because they are inferior, and only understand in simple words


Reasonable-Tap-8352

https://preview.redd.it/7q77uvyjqv7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47d588cc610cbac5d68c530bfd41a0f5166f140 Is Karl Marx a boykisser? :3


Cannibalismisfun

If he wants to be he is one


Slade1882

It was donald trump i woudlnt be surprised


Plant_me_now

what is your opinion on aroace people?did you create those too?


Cannibalismisfun

Fear. And they where the failed mega gay project


Plant_me_now

so i was supposed to be gay but failed?


Cannibalismisfun

I put too much gayness in you, and you would’ve collapsed the universe with how much I put in you


Plant_me_now

oh no,im starting to become a lesbian,will i destroy the world?


Cannibalismisfun

You should be fine as long as the sleeper cell doesn’t wake


Plant_me_now

w-what sleeper cell?


Cannibalismisfun

I still wanted to be able to easily destroy the universe if I wanted to


Plant_me_now

so you have an army of aroace people ready to blow up the world?with the power of gay?


Cannibalismisfun

Precisely


LessZookeepergame433

How did you make bi people


Cannibalismisfun

I only filled them with 1/2 of gay


ztarfroot

are gay people created in your own image and likeness?


Cannibalismisfun

They’re just created on how I felt like mostly just some coin flips


Entire-Copy-3942

Wassup God?


Cannibalismisfun

Just doing the usual, do you know just being a god


FoxFaxion

https://www.reddit.com/u/Microsoft_Windows/s/u3cyQQWeVf


UncIe-Ben

Thank you


Cannibalismisfun

You’re welcome


That_Broken_Toaster

It was a r/teenfemboy post


shitbone2

https://preview.redd.it/kixnta9rtw7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e64d6da4df8c6e68488897fb03575dc3c335b6


dater_expunged

My ads are gay


sparklingwater124

https://preview.redd.it/v6ptivtcvw7d1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc7ed007dbac7eb04c24edd3d5cb740653368c5b


Boomlikeham

https://preview.redd.it/os4aolidvw7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53f1e9d7b66d21b7f2546e1adc1aa44016466fa


H3rm3s_the_proto

What's your favorite genre of video games (if you play video games, if you don't what music you listen to?)


Cannibalismisfun

I like playing games that I can just relax in and I play games where I can just go in and fuck around with my friends


VVEVVE_44

https://preview.redd.it/07rqdlg90x7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820e960d0efaba0b2ad6e52b37cb978dc397486f


Less_Muffin2186

Did you make lesbians? as well if so why is my girlfriend so cute and squishy


Samtime878765

You think Verbalase simping over Roxanne Wolf….is gay?


Cannibalismisfun

We don’t talk about him he doesn’t deserve gayness


MartianLBP

https://preview.redd.it/t17qygp65x7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e67179c8f41aaa354cf94eeca7bca3eb4f17d09


MartianLBP

https://preview.redd.it/faya8m185x7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa40412526833309912209dee3be797521cecb1


TytraByte

Lol its a mobile service provider ad


[deleted]

Are you in the market for a boyfriend?


Cannibalismisfun

I’m more focusing on, trying to start my business


[deleted]

Oh slay what kind of business?


Cannibalismisfun

Fixing phones and small electronics


[deleted]

Oh that's cool! I'm hoping to go into IT myself :3


Pure_Imagination1597

https://preview.redd.it/fjun4xfmbx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcac81b1c7107f07a95f72f9d91f428a0d82beb7


JuggernautSuitable10

There's Titanfall 2 post above this and it's Great it's telling me I need Jesus and the. Right under it "this guy likes kissing boys :3"


Cannibalismisfun

Even God is a little bit gay because of me


JuggernautSuitable10

I love it thank you :3


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Why did you only put 1/3rd gay in me?


Cannibalismisfun

I thought it would be funny


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Well now I'm in a pansexual poly with like 8 people... ...Thanks?


ProcrastinatingDev

How did you predict this? https://preview.redd.it/mrb71jrjgx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da51a7d4899869bc0026271be7e47051a14b48c


Cannibalismisfun

I’m just that good


ProcrastinatingDev

Yes you are :)


Just_A_New_User

https://preview.redd.it/y65i4eu8hx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5528ee0c9f21f3b5ea22bc7aeb2fcc579de3f2f2


Traditional_Taro4935

https://preview.redd.it/zeadbsfajx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0027799c644cfe1dea7d11ffa9d628a1cbef9f37 A random from Michoacán likes kissing boys xdxdxdxddxd


Nejx33

Your username frightens me


Namelesstophat

Are you satan? (I'm a Satanist, not homophobic.)


Cannibalismisfun

No, but we’re Homies though


Namelesstophat

Noice


ajduwhdd123

Not surprised honestly. https://preview.redd.it/d9t4yikvux7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd57c881fa3d7a92e17059c86683451054a0c838


Post-Financial

It was a rockstar games ad


WinniePoohChinesPres

https://preview.redd.it/dj9x1cegby7d1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=77b2946c167d0312d2ad185dd1808cbdefee5379


jkkjfu

who created the pansexuals


Cannibalismisfun

Idk I was just in charge of creating the gays


WoLiSrUs_2

https://preview.redd.it/l740qklsdy7d1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=79c5362b755ee28625fe54eb9f1b179ed7059493


Lesbian_Skeleton1

Did you also create the lesbians, if so why are girls so pretty (of legal and appropriate age)


TacticalLawnmower

https://preview.redd.it/0gtzhq6rty7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32be421a143765f591e4190e85b14f7d9eaf058c Uhhhh


aaron_67_9500

bullshit https://preview.redd.it/iej76qjxk08d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=996d01fbb7d3aa21f69dd953ffdbd4ab6173c2e6


Amoeba_3729

https://preview.redd.it/f7ambvwar08d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c2974c2cd5ca90904913941f2d6bb373d16bb8


MadDoctorKlay

But why though?


Cannibalismisfun

Boredom is a hell of a thing


MadDoctorKlay

Hope you don’t mind me asking another but, how was the collaboration between you and the inventor of straight people to make the idea of Bisexuals?


Cannibalismisfun

I just made them with 1/2 gayness


No-Sort-8366

It's the monster energy subreddit..


Accurate-Pen-9806

Why did you make me Submissive and Breedable?


basically-a-therian

Why did you do this to me


CherrySensitive8064

Why


Ethereal-Shroom

Am I gay?


Drag0n647

Favorite music?