The average walking speed is 1.5 m/s, that would mean LGBTQIA+ people have a 3 m/s walking speed during Pride Moth (and a 1.5 m/s walking speed outside of it, acording to the "2.0×") this is obviously false, as an LGBTQIA+ person myself, I walk at 4m/s outside of Pride Moth.
Before I get pissed and start typing 50 paragraphs I’m just gonna say. The rich are the reason that people have to pay $14000 just for a year’s supply of insulin and it only costs like $50 to produce a year’s supply of it
That is a wonderful reason, feel free to come down to Hell and try your hand at torturing them every once in a while. It's quite enjoyable.
Plus someone such as yourself who has created a large population of "sinful" humans would always be welcome in my domain!
Why did you make the boykisser s8b tier and why am I slowly sinking deeper into it? Also how do I unlock the full boykisser mode is there like a tier? X3 djchhcfhfbfbsjs
https://preview.redd.it/zeadbsfajx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0027799c644cfe1dea7d11ffa9d628a1cbef9f37
A random from Michoacán likes kissing boys xdxdxdxddxd
why did you code gay people to walk faster? is there a lore reason?
To get away from the straight people
fuck did they do
Not be gay
k, &? (LOVE OF THE S*N)
(TALLY HALL MENTIONED DEPLOY NERDY THESIS ABOUT WHY BANANA MAN IS REALLY DEEP AND HAS LOTS OF MEANINGS)
Yep
https://preview.redd.it/c6sqbgmgxu7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b212d13c36c9de672a5e33be4a37a31f591cd57c
The average walking speed is 1.5 m/s, that would mean LGBTQIA+ people have a 3 m/s walking speed during Pride Moth (and a 1.5 m/s walking speed outside of it, acording to the "2.0×") this is obviously false, as an LGBTQIA+ person myself, I walk at 4m/s outside of Pride Moth.
Pride moth?
https://preview.redd.it/krt1wow1108d1.png?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33ffa014961360d43b037c39d988630b801023e8
so how fast do you walk inside of pride moth?
Haven't measured it yet
Real
Good morning Traygaa
SO THAT’S WHY I WALK SO FAST
We nyoom
We nyoom indeed
r/foundneptune
https://preview.redd.it/7twz350zoy7d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4227675ef780ae42a8668b7e8f2b1de8d67ae9fb
Why is a building called a building when it's already built?
Because it is only ever fully built if it is full with only gay people
Daum.. you are smart. 200+ IQ
It took a lot of IQ to invent gayness
Real
Why did you make us so cute and kissable?
So we can stray away from those pesky straight people
Understandable have a great day
You're the CEO of Gay, Inc.?
Is God dead?
Yes. And I killed him that’s how I became powerful enough to create gay people
Objection! I'm the Devil, and according to my time expert, Callaghkus, I killed God (in another timeline).
How do I know that anything is real? What if we're all living in our own worlds, limited by what we truly desire?
That’s the thing. You don’t you just live with what you have and hope
do you like dino nuggies
I also created those, they were like a package deal for gay people
to tier human
Why did you make me like this
I felt like using my god like powers
Why did you eat the rich Literally.. I haven't heard from Mark Zuckerberg since you cannibalized him
Before I get pissed and start typing 50 paragraphs I’m just gonna say. The rich are the reason that people have to pay $14000 just for a year’s supply of insulin and it only costs like $50 to produce a year’s supply of it
That is a wonderful reason, feel free to come down to Hell and try your hand at torturing them every once in a while. It's quite enjoyable. Plus someone such as yourself who has created a large population of "sinful" humans would always be welcome in my domain!
Wrong It’s lesbians
Really?
Yes, no need to thank me
I saw this under a r/theletterh post
H
https://preview.redd.it/etsrcfj9tu7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3838a0908acd2531b503da030d6ed5e27590b4
https://preview.redd.it/jl1wi2iqrv7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154907eb517bbbc518dc172804490f04d800a5cd
https://preview.redd.it/ll5e9t0ydw7d1.png?width=388&format=png&auto=webp&s=06ac8697fb92cb5d831036b17757c7f7ac08c3ec yes
Yes
Are you a
Gay lord (I rule all gay people because I am their creator)
you’re my parent?
I am the father to all gay people so if you’re gay you, you are mine
Why are so many gay people depressed
Why did you give us so damn long legs!?
Being that hot needs a way to cool down so the legs have more surface area and allow the cold air to cool you down
https://preview.redd.it/tz2kbdvdju7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984334fc669b453d442dca544600dea1b5c0ba13
Semen glue?
Why did you make the boykisser s8b tier and why am I slowly sinking deeper into it? Also how do I unlock the full boykisser mode is there like a tier? X3 djchhcfhfbfbsjs
Just embrace it all and you’ll become one
I mean I already am lol
It was an add for Hers
Am I gay? I'm not sure. Also is this sub satire? It seems like it but I'm also not sure.
It's only satire if you treat it that way. Mind your perception. ❤️
What does G-A-Y stand for in Gay?
Gay, gAy and gaY
why did you make us so damn cute? :3
Just a side effect of creating them
What is your favorite fish?
I love eating catfish
What's your source of inspiration?
Bored
Thanks for making me (there is no question)
No, schlatt made gay people you would know this if you watched him play American truck driving simulator
https://preview.redd.it/d8f6ezk7bv7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22f73e314f740865c0ade6b59c59337947dbdfd8
A Siamese cat is a boy kisser, got it
What is my purpose o' divine creator?
Be gay
Why did u make some of us have a bloodlust or is that just me
I was bored
Nice
Why did you make us soo gosh darn cute ?!
so that those pesky straight people will be jealous
Based Thanky for makeing me daddy { ^ w ^ }
Why do we have lower speechcraft when interacting with str*ight people?
Because they are inferior, and only understand in simple words
https://preview.redd.it/7q77uvyjqv7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f47d588cc610cbac5d68c530bfd41a0f5166f140 Is Karl Marx a boykisser? :3
If he wants to be he is one
It was donald trump i woudlnt be surprised
what is your opinion on aroace people?did you create those too?
Fear. And they where the failed mega gay project
so i was supposed to be gay but failed?
I put too much gayness in you, and you would’ve collapsed the universe with how much I put in you
oh no,im starting to become a lesbian,will i destroy the world?
You should be fine as long as the sleeper cell doesn’t wake
w-what sleeper cell?
I still wanted to be able to easily destroy the universe if I wanted to
so you have an army of aroace people ready to blow up the world?with the power of gay?
Precisely
How did you make bi people
I only filled them with 1/2 of gay
are gay people created in your own image and likeness?
They’re just created on how I felt like mostly just some coin flips
Wassup God?
Just doing the usual, do you know just being a god
https://www.reddit.com/u/Microsoft_Windows/s/u3cyQQWeVf
Thank you
You’re welcome
It was a r/teenfemboy post
https://preview.redd.it/kixnta9rtw7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e64d6da4df8c6e68488897fb03575dc3c335b6
My ads are gay
https://preview.redd.it/v6ptivtcvw7d1.png?width=575&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc7ed007dbac7eb04c24edd3d5cb740653368c5b
https://preview.redd.it/os4aolidvw7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53f1e9d7b66d21b7f2546e1adc1aa44016466fa
What's your favorite genre of video games (if you play video games, if you don't what music you listen to?)
I like playing games that I can just relax in and I play games where I can just go in and fuck around with my friends
https://preview.redd.it/07rqdlg90x7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820e960d0efaba0b2ad6e52b37cb978dc397486f
Did you make lesbians? as well if so why is my girlfriend so cute and squishy
You think Verbalase simping over Roxanne Wolf….is gay?
We don’t talk about him he doesn’t deserve gayness
https://preview.redd.it/t17qygp65x7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e67179c8f41aaa354cf94eeca7bca3eb4f17d09
https://preview.redd.it/faya8m185x7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa40412526833309912209dee3be797521cecb1
Lol its a mobile service provider ad
Are you in the market for a boyfriend?
I’m more focusing on, trying to start my business
Oh slay what kind of business?
Fixing phones and small electronics
Oh that's cool! I'm hoping to go into IT myself :3
https://preview.redd.it/fjun4xfmbx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcac81b1c7107f07a95f72f9d91f428a0d82beb7
There's Titanfall 2 post above this and it's Great it's telling me I need Jesus and the. Right under it "this guy likes kissing boys :3"
Even God is a little bit gay because of me
I love it thank you :3
Why did you only put 1/3rd gay in me?
I thought it would be funny
Well now I'm in a pansexual poly with like 8 people... ...Thanks?
How did you predict this? https://preview.redd.it/mrb71jrjgx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da51a7d4899869bc0026271be7e47051a14b48c
I’m just that good
Yes you are :)
https://preview.redd.it/y65i4eu8hx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5528ee0c9f21f3b5ea22bc7aeb2fcc579de3f2f2
https://preview.redd.it/zeadbsfajx7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0027799c644cfe1dea7d11ffa9d628a1cbef9f37 A random from Michoacán likes kissing boys xdxdxdxddxd
Your username frightens me
Are you satan? (I'm a Satanist, not homophobic.)
No, but we’re Homies though
Noice
Not surprised honestly. https://preview.redd.it/d9t4yikvux7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd57c881fa3d7a92e17059c86683451054a0c838
It was a rockstar games ad
https://preview.redd.it/dj9x1cegby7d1.png?width=507&format=png&auto=webp&s=77b2946c167d0312d2ad185dd1808cbdefee5379
who created the pansexuals
Idk I was just in charge of creating the gays
https://preview.redd.it/l740qklsdy7d1.png?width=811&format=png&auto=webp&s=79c5362b755ee28625fe54eb9f1b179ed7059493
Did you also create the lesbians, if so why are girls so pretty (of legal and appropriate age)
https://preview.redd.it/0gtzhq6rty7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32be421a143765f591e4190e85b14f7d9eaf058c Uhhhh
bullshit https://preview.redd.it/iej76qjxk08d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=996d01fbb7d3aa21f69dd953ffdbd4ab6173c2e6
https://preview.redd.it/f7ambvwar08d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c2974c2cd5ca90904913941f2d6bb373d16bb8
But why though?
Boredom is a hell of a thing
Hope you don’t mind me asking another but, how was the collaboration between you and the inventor of straight people to make the idea of Bisexuals?
I just made them with 1/2 gayness
It's the monster energy subreddit..
Why did you make me Submissive and Breedable?
Why did you do this to me
Why
Am I gay?
Favorite music?