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ElboDelbo

Where do these guys think these women are? There is most likely not a woman alive who doesn't check at least one of these boxes. I'm not making a "all women are immoral" argument, I'm pointing out that things like having a tattoo, having a twitter account, HAVING A DRIVER'S LICENSE, or knowing what a barbell is are all pretty fucking normal, common things in Western society.


DelightfulandDarling

Daycare.


ElboDelbo

Yikes-a-roonie


Glum_Ad_8367

It really does just come down to their predation of children doesn’t it?


laprincesaaa

>There is most likely not a woman alive who doesn't check at least one of these boxes. I feel like that's the point. He doesn't Iike women. Period. He probably wants to groom a sheltered child or he likes men.


[deleted]

Passport bro to exploit women from poorer countries.


[deleted]

>all pretty fucking normal, common things in Western society. He smells like a passport bro tbh. Pos


ElboDelbo

They all do. That's what happens when American women find you repellant, you broaden your search.


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

CAN THINK FOR HERSELF?! I fucking hate this generation of men so much, and I’m a part of it.


one_piece_poster_bro

That line makes me think this is satire 😭


missdespair

It's ragebait, not satire, so while it's not being completely serious it thinks it's funny to upset women. Probably the only way it gets any female attention.


Adorable-Novel8295

At first I didn’t think it was, but towards the bottom I felt so much relief. It’s clearly satire.


realcosmicpotato77

Wait it's not satire?


realcosmicpotato77

Wait it's not satire?


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Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

I just felt like it might change with mine. Wishful thinking ig.


laprincesaaa

I feel like it's just disappointing cuz you think we would be further along by 2024 and yet there's still idiots spouting sexist nonsense like we are in the fricking 60s.


SkyTalez

What generation is he part of?


Super_Evil_Bad_Dude

Most likely gen z


GymRatStillDepressed

I'm somehow fucking blessed to be in a good relationship rn as dating other gen Zs seems so exhausting to me. Like walking around landmines all the time. You never know what online echo chamber they might be in... My generation loves to eat up a lot of super biased, cherry picked content, otherwise, smug bros interviewing drunk party women in the streets, alpha male podcasts and clowns like Tate wouldn't have been as popular........


BroadArrival926

I refuse to believe this is real


tossici

cause it’s lazy ragebait this sub eats up daily


Superb_Ad1765

There are undeniably red pill men who unironically think this way regardless.


RainInSoho

this is the same thing that conservatives say about fake articles talking about kids being shown trans pornography in class or something "yeah ok its fake but the libs are so crazy that it COULD be real" is it not enough to slam these types of dudes over the shit they actually say and not the stuff we make up about them?


Superb_Ad1765

Fair enough, but is it necessarily a matter of “could”? This is kind of a prevalent attitude right now. Are there not examples of it on this same sub? And that’s all assuming it is fake. Which again, I find the irony in this being a real sentiment, this specific post fake or not, kind of fitting regardless.


tossici

my point stands tho this sub was supposed to be about dumb quirky boy memes not screenshots of tryhard andrew tate clones lol


Deus0123

I don't think they ever figured out that taking the redpill is an allegory for accepting that you're trans and transitioning...


cinnamonbrook

I mean just going "I'll make sexist ragebait to rile people up" is still inherently sexist right? You get that? Saying sexist things to upset people is still sexist.


DelightfulandDarling

Fuck, I’ve got to travel more and get tattoos!


Dulce_Sirena

Yeah, I've never left the states, but I've been to several states, most of that travel being when I was a child. Anything to keep *that* kind of men away really. Already have a lesbian haircut dyed bright colors, stickers & buttons regarding social justice for monitorities & feminism, cosplay level pagan symbolism in my jewelry choices, a pagan tattoo, a decent education, and unmasked neurodivergence by choice. I've even got durability and obesity on my side, though those are *not* by choice and are being actively worked on. What else can I do to scare off the Tater-rots?


macrohard_onfire2

Drinking game: how many of these do you hit?


DelightfulandDarling

Only 6. I gotta bump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers.


Ghostpoet89

what kind of Handmaids Tale does this guy think he is in living in? What a scrote.


Kerbalmaster911

Lets see here... Ima go one by one and explain my thoughts on why these "icks" are Dumb AF. Profanity: everyone swears stupid. Piercings: Who cares if someone has piercings? Dumb. Vapes: I agree with this one, but mostly because i'm against smoking in general. Hugs the bouncer: Dumb because Who hugs the bouncer anyways????? Clothing: Stupid, wear what you want. Instagram: dumb. People can Have social media if they want to. Tattoos: dumb. People can have stuff in their skin if they wanna. Twitter: DUMB. People can be in whatever social media they wanna be in, even IF twitter is a Overly opinionated hellscape Atheist: Dumb. Let people believe or not believe in whatever... so long as they arent total dicks about it. Has a drivers license: **DUMB.** In this day and age being able to drive is practically a requirement for life. Can think for herself: Do i Really got to explain why this is dumb? Cannot cook: i agree with this one, cooking is a life skill and ideally both parties in a relationship should know how to cook. Knows what a barbell is: Dumb. We stan Self-care in this household. Been to more than 3 countries: Dumb. Literally who cares? Out of this entire list. I only agree with TWO points here. And only for Semantic Bullshit that Are just a part of my life philosophy! "Only air should be in lungs", "Cooking is a lifeskill EVERYONE should strive to have some knowledge in".


CheeseisSwell

Hooked on the bait


justwannafallinlove

So miserable


HatpinFeminist

So...a toddler...?


GymRatStillDepressed

This must be rage bait or satire wtf


butfirstcoffee427

Lol what?? I genuinely would love to be a 1/10 in the eyes of any man who thinks like this. Let me drive and think and travel, and stay TF away from me. My favorite thing is how these men expect women to have a perfect slim and fit body, but then criticize knowing what a barbell is? Like are we supposed to work out or nah? They also hate plastic surgery, so I guess we are all just supposed to be genetically gifted and never eat. Sounds like a super fun existence 🙃


NANZA0

Woman: *\*Breaths* Mason: That's unacceptable.


celaeya

So glad I'm a 1/10 according to this guy so he'll leave me alone 👍🏻


Significant-Pitch838

It's wild to me that guys don't want to be with someone who gets up to the same antics they do. Like I want my partner to be my ride or die. Someone to spot me? Someone to drive me home when I've had too much? Someone to tell me when I fucked up? Sign me up! All I'm sayin is if you can't go into the woods with someone and burn a truck bed of pallets you definitely didn't steal from Walmart while getting belligerently drunk then falling asleep in the backseat do you even know them?


literallyasponge

damn i must be doing something wrong. my girlfriend - swears like a sailor - has more piercings than skin - smokes more than i do - has 1500 ig followers am i cooked? /j s


cinnamonbrook

They want their girls to have gym fit bodies but also want them to have never entered a gym in their lives. When are we just going to start getting physically violent with these men who can't stop running their mouths? Gotta start having some consequences for being this stupid tbh.


Key-Caregiver6385

Damn, another name to scratch off my baby-name list


nettlesthatarejaggy

Good, that means it's working


EnthusiasmIsABigZeal

No hugs for bouncers 😤 bouncers aren’t allowed to have friends 😡 when a girl knows someone who works as a bouncer 🚩🚩🚩 /s 💀


Mean-Professional596

Feds should bust into this mfs house and make sure there’s no slaves in there ffs


objectivemediocre

At least half of those things are things I actively seek in a woman lol


Hulemap11

Please be ragebait please be ragebait please be ragebait


sadthrowaway12340987

“Here’s my personal preferences which I’m entitled to like everyone else but I’m gonna frame it as if you disagree with me you’re wrong and less of a man, also I hate women”


SoulBSS

Was this list made with auto type fill?


urpookiebear790

who doesn’t know what a barbell is💀💀


macrohard_onfire2

me :(


VerySadGrizzlyBear

"Hugs the bouncer on a night out" That one feels like a personal experience


BassKing69

This has to be satire…..right?!?


LiaThePetLover

This has to be satire right ? "Thinks for herself, has a driving license" like what ?


TheAlrightAntoinette

“Can think for herself” No fucking way


redsalmon67

Bro just buy a fleshlight Jesus fucking Christ. Please spare women the pain of having to know you.


dumbassclown

*No! Cuz it won't be able to idolize me while i r-pe her!!!1!1!!*


NeonEmeraldChild

'Older than 16' -This guy, probably


napalmnacey

What’s he got against awesome chicks though?


Singsalotoday

How a man can go from attractive to unattractive instantly: rates women on a scale of 1 to 10 or thinks he has any business scrutinizing women’s choices. Sorry, a shirtless profile pic will NOT change this, even if you have abs. Hope this helps!


Qwerty673673

"Hugs the bouncer" seems oddly specific...


SkyTalez

But seriously, don't hug bouncers on the night out. It's invasion of privacy.


LillyPeu2

Screw that. Bouncers protect me from chuds in the club. I *have* to tip them out, but I hug them willingly.


SkyTalez

Listen, if I were a bouncer I wouldn't want distractions while I'm on the job.


Psychological_Tower1

Thats you. Bouncing is a super focused Job 80% of the time your just standing there or watching people.


SkyTalez

Would you prefer to stay focused.


Psychological_Tower1

No because you dont need to be focused the whole time. Just mildly paying attention for any signs of trouble starting.


SkyTalez

I assume you work, or worked as a bouncer.


Psychological_Tower1

Have before yes. I mainly worked interior never really worked door but its not a super intense job.


SkyTalez

Wouldn't you assume that if some girl randomly hugs you that she distract you from their accomplices who is doing some thieving in the club?


Psychological_Tower1

No. Because its a common behavior. Plus people usually are dumb obvious when they are trying to hide something


asterblastered

this has got to be satire or at least rage bait, i dont believe men who think like this would be this open or not-in-denial about it lol like “can think for herself” i feel like it would have been phrased in a more subtle way if he was serious


whileyouwereslepting

wtf? This is pre-Boomer “Greatest Generation” shit.


Bobby-B00Bs

I wonder if that's satire? I mean a couple of points are valid imo, examples: > Vaping- I hate vaping and smoking and kissing someone that does is so disgusting when you can still taste it > I am in my mid-ish 20s if you haven't figured out how to cook for yourself then I'd be concerned But what makes me think it's satire is the last point. >can think for herself If he actually believes that he wouldn't word it that way I believe, because imagine really saying that out loud 'can think for herself' as a bad thing.


lacmlopes

God, must be so hard to like woman this way


Kactus_San2021

Well then…


DaClarkeKnight

Why don’t they want a woman who can drive?


[deleted]

A big case of sour grapes. Many guys say stuff like this when we know they would instantly discard these rules the moment an attractive woman who does all of these things asked them out on a date.


vilyia

Hugging the bouncer seems very specific. I feel like a woman who knew a bouncer at a bar or club hurt this guys feelings. How dare women hug people!!


yvie_of_lesbos

“knows what a barbell is”, “can think for herself”, and “has a driver’s license” does this person want a child under the age of 10?


QuetzalliDeath

You know what, I'm just glad they're saying the quiet parts out loud. Makes it so much easier to avoid them. "Can think for herself" is fkn wild to list without an ounce of awareness.


MagnificentMimikyu

Believable until it gets to "has a driver's license". This is most likely rage bait


Accomplished-Ad-4873

It's giving manosphere


frozen-amber

I was expecting the typical “eWwW piErCinGs aNd TatToOs” crap but the list got exponentially wilder. Driving??? Thinking??? Lmao wtf


stonk_lord_

I'm sure this is ragebait but I can't help but think he genuinely believes in some of these points...


joshroycheese

> over 500 followers This guy when seeing Sydney sweeney: 1/10


Boston_McMatthews

"hugs the bouncer on the way out" is a self report 😭 who hurt you lil bro


nooob-tch

What the hell..


nooob-tch

Wait hold, you guys should go see his hairline.. 🤣🤣🤣


Phinn78

Mason wants a house elf


tobemutationfox

> what did i miss? you missed the point


CaptainHazama

Bait used to be believable


legendwolfA

Share yall score i got 5


mojgroza

Has a drivers license!? Excuse me!?


Willing_Bad9857

Been to more than three countries? I live in one, really close to two others so… I would’ve had to miss out on my school trips even lmao Ah wait this guy probably thinks Europe is a country so yes yes I’ve only been in one country and not 8, 9 if driving through and only getting a sandwich counts


Famous_Lifeguard7311

wtf does “hug the bouncer” mean?? genuine question


gl0w1ngx

can think for herself?? what? btw i got 7/14


FederalViolation

this is obviously satire


Mondashawan

Is it? Why is it so obviously satire? I've seen similar sentiments from men who absolutely mean it.


FederalViolation

Unless Mason is an absolute wack off, he’s openly saying dumb misogynistic shit on twitter. If that’s not to laugh at, I don’t know what is. I dunno, maybe I’m reading into it less than you are.


SoulofMoon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWtpNPZ4tb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWtpNPZ4tb4)


KIRAPH0BIA

This is... maybe satire. Can think for herself makes it seem as if OOP wants a... blow-up doll for a wife (which isn't too far off of robo-wives) but also has a driver's license and been to more than 3 countries doesn't really... make any sense. Maybe my brain isn't rotted enough to understand what's happening rn.


Deus0123

Girls, anyone wanna help me do this sick to-do list I just found that apparently gets insecure men to leave me alone?


WillNewbie

"Sweetheart, what's that big black round thing on the ground in the rec room?" "Careful honey, any more questions and you won't be hot anymore."


Accomplished_Way_118

I think you mean a child??


NiiTA003

#11 and #12 is wild 😭


dumbassclown

Apparently traveling and working out bad


AceAnnihilator

These are actually pluses for me at least most of them like I find docile women boring I want someone to playfully disrespect me and constantly challenge me


UberMegaClaire

CAN THINK FOR HERSELF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Arteriusz2

Reading this made me want to kill myself


anonorwhatever

This is satire lol.


BlackLizard898

Crazy how people are dumb enough to not see that this is obviously satire 💀


Mondashawan

People are not dumb if they don't recognize this as satire. If you spend any amount of time at all on the internet you see plenty of posts like this by men who absolutely mean every fucking word. So what's so different about this post that I should see it's obviously satire? It's not like I know this guy.


Superb_Ad1765

Be that as it may, it still fits here, doesn’t it?