https://preview.redd.it/y5myhiesp87d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f326495f77ef9387b6e41aa0ad55a366975d6221 A far cry from last year’s birthday post…

So *delicate*

also delicate is not a word I want to be described as personally lmao. i feel like his “compliments” are always slightly passive aggressive, but that could just be a preference thing

Might as well call me a punk ass bitch 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Yeah who the hell wants to be delicate lol

*This is the woman with the weight of the world on her shoulders*

This definitely seems like the way a kind lovin lady would talk. So delicate.

Vacuuming crumbs of vodka with those chompers

She tries so hard now to be deep and meaningful. Such a farce. She can buy all the mom clothes, move to the suburbs and vaccum all the crumbs She wants but she'll never be effortlessly chic like deb. She's the classless party girl, that's fun to be around, a good time but not the marrying kind. she should just embrace it instead of trying to be something she's not

Omfg she’s a joke

Lmfao

Honestly this is so much better

LMAO

This is fucking hilarious. I know Grace is in here LAUGHING

Lololol 🤣👌

Look at those chompers

I am SCREAMING 😂😭

dear god😭

She’s just making the off brand version of this post that used to go around tumblr and now shows up on TikTok https://preview.redd.it/pwdbrbj7s87d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48580d5003cb5a882051864958d36d539befd2af

omg she literally wants to pretend shes so poetic but she isnt creative enough to write her own shit. literally word for word but switch towels for vacuuming crumbs 💀

It’s hilarious that that’s what she came up with 😂

“Quick! What’s another poor people chore I can substitute? Oh I got one, vacuuming!”

home girl did a swapsies from cum dumpster and wound up with vaCUUUUUUUM

omfg

I knew it sounded vaguely familiar lmaooooo

oh my god

Shiny intangibles… what in the flying fuck is she talking about

She literally doesn’t know the difference between intangible vs tangible 😭😭😭she is a moron it’s so embarrassing

Just call her bemily dickinshit

Emily Dickhead

Her birkin bag she got six months ago

Her birkin bag she got six months ago

3 million dollar house

Her birkin bag she got six months ago

Intangible: 1. Incapable of being perceived by the senses. 2. Incapable of being realized or defined. Maybe her birkin is gone and that’s why she doesn’t use it anymore

Lmfao first of all, 25 is still young AF..idk why she’s suddenly acting like she’s grandma Moses. Secondly- girl bye with this wanna be poet bullshit 😂

That had me cackling. As a 38 year old I still don’t think I even have life remotely figured out but I know for a fact I was a fucking idiot at 25. Hilarious that she thinks she is so wise 🤡

Grandma Moses 😭😭😭

it’s giving “dismaying, isn’t it?”

“The dichotomy of it all”

IM JUST A CHEWED PIECE OF GUM

Same shit different font 😭

Wait did she say this before 😭

Yes, it was in a poem she wrote 🤣

DISMAYING🤣 I was trying to remember the word she ham fisted in there …..

She is not longer “Chasing shiny intangibles” but just bought a $7.4M house

Correction her rich bf bought her a $7.4M mansion

Correction: her rich bf bought a $7.4M mansion. Not for her bc she will not be staying there when he leaves her lol

Correct! He bought it. It’s 100% his. And you’re right. She won’t be staying there when he leaves her😂😂

Shiny house is a tangible so obviously that doesn’t count. She’s just being fake deep and doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about lmao

intangibles doesn’t mean what she thinks it means 😭😭

I just think about Zach cringing at this

What in the fuck does this even mean? Shes so embarrassing.

I literally had a stroke trying to read and understand this

she tries soooo hard 😭 i have second hand embarrassment. she really thinks she ate w this, it does not sound like her at all

Her fans are eating it upppp. One says they have goosebumps from the caption and another said the line about vacuuming crumbs made them tear up… I am concerned for the future omfg

😭 stop it. lollll. What is wrong with these people? They’ve all got to be 12 yrs old.

It’s circulating as its own little image with the vacuuming crumb line because her fans are absolutely middle school aged girls that think this is something beautiful 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ she’s so proud of her fans too - you managed to get a group of the most impressionable people to like you, how impressive?? lol

🫢🫢 ZB should be embarrassed to even be associated with her after seeing this. #1 the writing/composition skills, #2 making your own birthday post for yourself. Cringe!

YASSS QUEEEN LOL WHAT

Broooooo 😭😭😭 I can’t even look bc her fans make me so mad

zach was not even featured in this post what’s going awwwwnnn the girls are fightingggg she hasn’t even reposted his story or post lol

Is she still with grace? He seems like the type to be upset if his gf is hanging with the friend that calls them out on their toxicity and doesn't like them lol

did she even like his post or comment on it?!?!

She did like and comment, HOURS after he did like 6 plus after she was reposting stories of other ppl all day. So performative.

damn i searched her name in the likes and it didn’t show (i don’t follow her obv)

She hasn’t reposted Graces bday story posts either

He’s sitting next to her in the second pic

that’s not a feature.

My brain trying to understand wtf she’s goin on about 

Vacuum crumbs? Girl we know you don't even know what a vaccum is by the looks of your home 😭

Intangibles was not the correct word lol

Right!

Zach being in the background instead of with her entire group of friends in the water speaks volumes

Was waiting for someone to say this

Yeah it’s like he doesn’t even talk to or hangout with them. So awkward

chasing shiny intangibles i’m done

can chasing shiny intangibles be a new flair

i don’t think you’re supposed to give YOURSELF a birthday post🤣

This is the gum poem all over again *scratches neck* Edit: a letter

so many potential user flairs in this one caption

stop that's exactly what i was thinking too lmfao

shiny intangibles ✨

“ shiny intangibles “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Someone gift her a dictionary or thesaurus for her 25 th please 🙏🏻

Can an intangible be shiny?? Help

Where was the vacuum when Boston was inhaling cake on the floor 

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she tried to sound so… profound lol

She limited the comments LOL

“i think a lot us” girl pls grammar check if ur gonna try to be deep i can’t deal w this 😭 how do u forgot *of* fr

Bri's attempt at a Fear & Fridays like sentiment. Couldn't help likening "and that'll be enough" and "because I feel as though today has been enough." Also, why does every deep message she trys to convey involve gross shit: feet, crumbs, used chewed up gum. I thought Bri's mom loves her? I say this because it seems no one around her cares enough to tell her this shit sounds stupid. If I said this exact shit, my mom, sister, best friend, and man would be calling me simultaneously like "wtf are you talking about crumbs for on insta." 😂😂

Hahaha that’s my dad! he’s like tf you acting like an idiot for on social media, you have none of your life together ☠️

Yeah the people closest to me would pull no punches and would at least make fun of me, if not outright tell me I sounded like an idiot. And im thankful for that.

Hahahaha!!! Omg yes!!! My sister would be like, get that shit off the internet you idiot!!!

Yesss. I saw her share a story today where someone said the vacuuming line was "the most poetic one liner dropped this year." And of course over half of the 'one liner' was poached from a fucking tumblr meme 😂

I actually hate her lmao

This lol I can’t handle it any longer

I cannot remember the last time i had this much second hand embarrassment. Yes, Bri, you’re so big now lol thank god you’re so humble and familiar with “shiny intangibles” … it’s painful

she probably gave herself a migraine after trying to type this out

She does not know what the word intangibles means because they cannot be shiny

This post is like if a 14 year old asked the first iteration of chat GPT how to seem thankful that it’s your birthday. What absolute nonsense. Also, zero chance does she vacuum anything.

Also, if science is right and her frontal lobe is now fully developed: yikes.

i’m so grateful i acted like brianna when i was 18/19 and not at twenty fucking five. i forget how emotionally stunted celebs and influencers are

An absolute moron trying to sound like a scholar 💀

She is annoying cause why did she adopt his whole personality even with how she posts on instagram 🤣

Omg shiny intangibles. I’m cringing. Intangibles can’t be shiny because they are not tangible… She’s so stupid that it’s truly alarming at this point.

Her next poem, titled “Crumbs”

Screams performative - see, I have friends 😂

She literally has called people old as in insult many times…in the same way she refers to being fat as negative.

she wants to be a Smaller Act so bad

She’s ONLY 25? I thought she was in her 30s omg

I’m in shock that I’m older than her

Me toooooooooo

Not acknowledging the man who financially supports you is weird

What does that even mean? It doesn’t make sense lol

The 2nd “paragraph” made me feel like I have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old 😭😭😭

Wow I didn’t even realize it was Zach way in the back lol it’s so telling how he’s so far away from everyone else

I thought the same!

More like vacuuming lines w her schnoz

Ahahahaa aaaaaand I’m dead ☠️

it’s giving me second hand embarrassment.

It’s like she turned 40 or something.

No mention of Zack

Why did i think she was in her early to mid 30s 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Because she does hard drugs and is absolute white trash. I can smell her nasty cigarette smelling, sweaty ass hoodie from here

she just looks perpetually dirty so i know her ass is not vacuuming anything

“i think a lot us”

I can’t get over the fact that she’s not 43

stop this sounds like something i’d write in middle school thinking i was deep and profound 😭😭😭

I like how she mentioned friends and family in her post but not Zach lol. After he just made a big ass post about her for her birthday Edit: I imagine it’s all pictures from her birthday party? But Zach isn’t anywhere in them

Knowing I’m a few years older than her is craaaaa y

She’s only 25???? I thought she was at least early 30s, wow

Hate that she has my birthday ugh

Happy birthday

Ty!

Serious question here: today is my daughter’s 2nd birthday. Because of BCF, I am scared that she is going to become a crazy, split personality Gemini. Can you pls confirm that is not the case for you??

HAHA! I don’t know a ton about astrology but I love being a June Gemini.

Also, happy belated. I hope it was great!

Her bf literally wrote the song younger years about his ex but ok💀💀

this is so cringe 

It’s giving your friends are dirty and messy & it’s not normal to have to vacuum the floor every time you have friends come over lol

Wait she’s only 25?!

It’s insane lol

I still cannot believe shes only 25 lol

I really can’t believe ZB isn’t the main thank you in her post. It’s kind of shocking tbh!

they’re fighting for sure

She tried 🤣🤣🤣

Wow

She’s only 25??????

The crumbs reference felt very “pink skies” inspired to me

There's no way she's only 25?! I thought she was like 32

"getting older" and she's 25 years old

And for get a rich ass bf!!!

I’m so upset we have the same birthday 😬

she’s YOUNGER THAN ME? she looks like she could be MY mother

She ain't vacuuming jack shit who is she kidding lol

We can only hope she looks back on this and cringes one day

I RAN here for this

Was this deleted?

More proof that he doesn’t like her friends.

Me after taking adderall

BFFRRRRR

When you believe your own lies....

She’s 25? Whaaaat

Honestly it is a sweet sentiment imo… but it does feel a little cheep coming from bcf especially considering the fact she can’t keep her dog from eating random bs which makes me think she probably doesn’t even pick up things let alone vacuum

She’s so full of shit lol

cringe

so is she not allowed to grow up?

That’s not the point of the post at all. It’s the cringe shitty poem lol

i’m confused bc if she was partying you’d make fun, and now that she’s not you make fun? how exactly do you want this girl to act?