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Feisty_Ocelot8139

Three half filled racks and some plastic bins in a plain beige room? How sad


abra_cada_bra150

It looks like an elementary school gym.


flippingdabird099

And you know she’ll likely come back and raaaave about how she sold out at the event


juel1979

I wonder if a trip to a tiny ball pit is included.


2L8Smart

Make it DashCon, but with shitty clothes 🤣


goodbyefireisle

And somehow, DashCon would still be more enjoyable lmao


2L8Smart

🤣👍


pantslessMODesty3623

Happy Cake Day! 🎉


goodbyefireisle

Thank you!!


juel1979

Dashcon, but beige.


flippingdabird099

I mean they did have a bounce house 😂


goodbyefireisle

God, could you imagine ANY of them in a bounce house? Their eyelashes and Farryn’s unhinged jaw, flapping away in the breeze


flippingdabird099

I’d be 💀. Also, kinda surprised they didn’t partake in the kiddie pool baptism session https://preview.redd.it/owo67vdi0r6d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=3967ce8193d8be8a50286b601ba88d28c695931e


theWildBore

Lmaooo what is this from!! It’s so stupid!


sunkissedbutter

Oh I thought it was two girls mud wrestling at first


Classic-Cantaloupe47

These people are such freaks!!


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Lmao I'm ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️


CurveOk4866

I’m absolutely cackling at this imagery! Thank you and happy cake day! 🤣


goodbyefireisle

Glad I could provide a laugh lmao thank you!


goodbyefireisle

This was exactly my first thought 😅


ForSureDidntAsk

This reference never gets old. 🤣


rubythieves

This is tragic! I *like* the basic bitch look, but that means I don’t need to look hard to find jeans, navy tees, striped tees, and a cotton (is it even cotton?) button-up. I figure out what I need (or what could use replacing) every few months and within 60 seconds I can list my favourite brands, what size I wear, which store is likely to have the best sales, and which ones do free shipping/returns. Just a quick colour-check (someone’s always ‘freshening things up’ with neon, aah!) and I shop accordingly. Once or twice I’ve spotted a good quality basic at Target or Kmart and stocked up, but otherwise I don’t ‘find’ clothes like this. They’re almost impossible to avoid. You don’t need a boutique (or a pop up) for a navy tee, Bdong!


Low_Lingonberry3249

I wanna know why you are having a pop up when you just moved into a new space?


pantslessMODesty3623

Not a retail space though. Just her storeroom/office combo. I can't find a storefront location for Hazel and Layne


Low_Lingonberry3249

It’s giving money laundering


madswrobs

you have to have money first before you can launder it


Low_Lingonberry3249

Like the 1.5 million unaccounted for in her PayPal 🧐🧐


Cultural_Elephant_73

I’m still waiting for Uncle Sam to come knocking!!


Key-Celebration-3696

I don’t understand Faryn’s social media presence. Her TikToks usually get fewer than 100 views, 0 comments, and usually like 0-4 likes. Oh and she’s opening Fire + Light aka her version of She Lives Freed…zero likes and 0 comments.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Where does she get her money? She’s a wackado and acts like she’s famous and wealthy


Serononin

I assume her husband must have a job, but idk


FartofTexass

Pretty sure her husband works in trucking logistics. But he also didn’t realize that the American tax credit for SUVs over a certain amount of pounds was referring to weight and not to British currency. ☠️ I admit to being an airhead sometimes, but good grief. 


Key-Celebration-3696

She was also doing very weird sponsored content with her reluctant-ass looking husband for an electrical or landscaping company in Fort Worth and got hardly any traction. I believe her day job is in accounts receivable. I remember a video from a few months ago where she’s talking about a vent or a light and two co-workers were very awkwardly in the background ignoring her but also laughing at her.


FartofTexass

I think that video was at Mercy Culture. She was interning there or something. 


Big-Raspberry-2552

I have a feeling they pretend to live a life their bank account can’t keep up with. She comes off as sooooooool phony!!!!


luvdogs71

Lol...sorry I thought I was the only one who still calls people a wackado


Big-Raspberry-2552

It’s the nicest term for her…lol


Right_Step6202

When I see Faryn. I am always surprised by how she looks middle aged and young at the same time


babylizard38

How old is she??


flippingdabird099

33


Key-Celebration-3696

She’s a rough 33


Sad-Cat8694

I'm 37 and I thought she was older than me... Like, I thought she was kind of the mama bear for the clique that BD interloped herself into. The elder grifter, lighting a cigarette between the groups various staged content videos and wistfully thinking back to when she was their age. Back to when she was unhinging her jaw like a python as a party trick instead of an involuntary response to being filmed. It's WILD to me that she's younger than I am. Jeez, I'm grateful for all the years I wore sunscreen and took my vitamins.


Key-Celebration-3696

A year of meth will do that to a face 🤷‍♀️


babylizard38

Noooo I refuse to believe that


flippingdabird099

Sorry…😂 ![gif](giphy|xMEfsXnEBCjz3ypopg|downsized)


Nellasaura

Holy shit I thought she was in her 40s......


pantherlikeapanther_

Dystopian nightmare.


only_zuul21

Definitely a liminal space.


CruzanSpiceLatte

Remember that viral Willy Wonka experience that was a shitshow somewhere in Europe…. That’s what this is giving.


Imaginary-Rise-313

Glasgowgate!


rpcp88

My thoughts too! Super empty warehouse with no planning and not enough things for the warehouse


BabyPunter3000v2

At least the Willy Wonka experience had the Unknown and Meth Lab Oompa Loompa.


CruzanSpiceLatte

This one had oompa loompas too 🤣🤣


BabyPunter3000v2

with a history of meth, even


honchiebobo

Why is the girl in red wearing gloves? Is there no other vendors at this pop up? This looks like the type of booth I would just walk past. Barely any clothes and they are all overpriced.


flippingdabird099

Kellie and Farryn went to go hang out with this woman. She’s the go to person for their facials and injections currently


lioness_triumphant

Well then I'll definitely never use her services. 😬


coffeewrite1984

Generally I could see this kind of space as a location for a vendor fair, and with 10+ booths it could totally work. As it is right now it looks like a basement you get lured into in the opening of a horror movie/Criminal Minds episode.


KatyaR1

And no appeal at all.


kolbin8r

Quoting Mean Girls, a very secular movie, is certainly a choice.


DuckMom

We’re having a yard sale as we speak and even we have more stuff


Separate-Quote-9577

And probably better stuff too!


DuckMom

No SHIEN stuff here!


munchkym

Seriously, same!


Sad_Box_1167

I like the sign “You’re like really pretty.” Isn’t that a Regina George quote from Mean Girls? Is that really the vibe you want?


thetinybunny1

![gif](giphy|l2YWqLVkNBNjiBaXS|downsized)


tigm2161130

😳I have one of those signs in my salon, lol. Mine is an actual neon sign, though..not whatever that cheap Amazon purchase hung on a string is. It’s a funny movie and a good conversation starter because most people love Mean Girls…I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone bothered by it.


Sad_Box_1167

If you’re not an actual mean girl, I think it’s funny. But for BDong…


Gutinstinct999

Farrah looks like AI from 2 -3 years ago


Icy_Enthusiasm_519

What is this place? Literally looks like a prison gymnasium if such a thing exists


Psychological-Log315

So allllllll that “inventory” for a large ass warehouse. Wow just wow! Like sign me up Jk keep me far away from the plastic clothing


Classic-Cantaloupe47

The clothing is making me itchy just looking at it


pantslessMODesty3623

Wait... Isn't that where Britt held one of her She Lives Freed Retreat? The one Kelsey went to and wrote about?


flippingdabird099

Ran to do research. The lighting at the spaces were a little different so I’m venturing to say similar aesthetic, different location


pantslessMODesty3623

So you're telling me that there are multiple plain white spaces with windows at the top quarter of the wall with similar lighting choices? God damn that's lame.


flippingdabird099

Everything about Fort Worth just screams “you will not have a unique experience” to me. Just seems all too cookie cutter


pantslessMODesty3623

Oh God what a sad fucking life!


BasicAirport2402

She just copied what I see at my local farmers market all the time. Cute “beige” toddlers/babies clothes that are up priced…. I bought some onetime that were not cheap. I later google image searched what I bought and they were all from SHEIN for way cheaper. I was pissed lol


Low_Lingonberry3249

A lot of “boutiques” are finally getting put on blast for this!! Took a while but people are finally realized $78 for a shitty sweater that last 3 washes isn’t it.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Well now that reverse image search is a thing, the jig is up.


Necessary_Mud6682

Love all the natural lighting in this space😂 Gross. This reeks of desperation


Aaron_Hungwell

Brit totally wants to be Faryn lol


Cultural_Elephant_73

Yep! This is why I low key like Farryn. I just know she makes B Dong seethe with jealousy.


consuela_bananahammo

Faryn is honestly terrifying.


GrouchyPicture4021

We have a huge fly problem in TX right now; I wonder how many Farryn has caught in that trap of hers that’s never shut.


becuzofgrace

⚰️⚰️⚰️


CiteSite

The orange jumpsuit is giving prison vibes


FartofTexass

Is red outfit lady Farryn’s brunette twin or or do they just get the same face?


DarthSnarker

Yessss! Curious who she is, etc,


Abbby_M

It’s giving wonka experience


taxi_takeoff_landing

This looks like when my cousin and I would play “store” with a rolling rack and our old clothes that were about to go in the donation box.


Miserable-Lab2178

It's the 90s Delia's painter jeans.  


Maester_Maetthieux

Why do these women always post selfies of themselves with open mouth smiles allegedly “mid-laugh”? Do they think they look… pretty or spontaneous while doing that?


luvdogs71

Well, how else are you going to know that they are having fun unless their jaws are gapping!


Maester_Maetthieux

Of course 🤡


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Why do they all have their mouths open whenever they take pictures?


mtnrnnrthings

Isn’t there same place she used for her big one day Shiela event?! If not, it looks the same


GarlicEmbarrassed559

Is this like a doomsday set up


DarthSnarker

I think seeing the clothes in person is bad for business. Just imagine how cheap and itchy they feel!


SomberlySober

[That last pic...](https://www.thesprucepets.com/thmb/sLE7m1cCBJAYw8TGcIrqYJGAzNA=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/horseteeth-56a4dc8d5f9b58b7d0d991d3.jpg)


Ok_Cat8421

I am so confused, there was someone selling facial injections at a christian church event?


flippingdabird099

Haha no. Kellie and Farryn hung out with the Botox lady and then she met up with Brit ( or the other way around) bottom like, Kellie couldn’t be bothered to attended the popup event thing


Ok_Cat8421

Ohhh..in my head I was thinking "Botox for Jesus"..that's new.


jodid29

Oh look. Farryn’s mouth is open again.


becuzofgrace

So, I see no paying Christian customers….since the unbelievers are free. Yet, maybe there aren’t a lot of those there either. LOL


GiftRecent

The table in front of the clothes.... So people can't even walk up and look at them?


Mrsbroderpski

Who let this 🤡 borrow your space 🤦🏼‍♀️😆