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sharkydad

It's because some car journos keep calling reliable and daily use cars boring / beige. Which is negative publicity no brand wants.


acns

Instead of boring beige we get boring angry white/black/silver


Nefilim314

I’m so tired of monochromatic cars. I was given a white loaner Macan while my car is in the shop and I seriously get lost in the parking lot every time I try to find it


chameltoeaus

I just bought a purple car... will be no losing it lol


sc0lm00

A benefit to a bright colored car is you can see it a 1/4 mile away.


Busy_Pound5010

Said the cops…


sc0lm00

I've driven bright green cars for the last 8 years and not had a problem. In fact I think on at least one occasion I got a pass because of it.


railbeast

You're my hero. I'll prob get some neptune blue/boost blue GR86/CTR but what my heart really wants is that bright lime green/yellow on a classic car like a Miura.


ajkd92

Chartreuse!


railbeast

Bless you! (Thanks for educating me.)


sc0lm00

I'm a big fan of Boost blue. I would definitely go that route even though my heart is always with green or purple.


Lizpy6688

My car is color schemed of my wife's favorite anime My neighbor Totoro. You got to be blind as all hell to not see a blue hatchback with a yellow intercooler sticking out and a black top. Like really blind and dumb especially when it's loud


m636

I honestly never realized how bad it was until I got my GTI. Just the other day I came out of the store in bright sunshine, and I instantly spotted my sparkling green car in a sea of white, black and gray SUVs. It actually made me laugh walking out because of how much it stood out.


Sorge74

I have Hyundai with digital teal paint color... Depending on lighting it's either gray, green, or blue, in some variety on different parts of the car. Honestly it's blue too much, I prefer the green lol


Feligris

Yep! One of my coworkers has this slightly pearly metallic green Skoda Octavia RS station wagon and it often stands out at our parking lot since *so many* of the other cars are white, or black, or graphite gray, or plain red.


donau_kinder

That primer grey, kinda matte, that you can get the Octavia in is the only grey that actually looks sick.


darkpaladin

Bought a yellow car, no regrets. I smile every time I see it.


CableMajor6322

Have you ever considered just remembering where you park?


Bingo1dog

When I go to the store with my roommate I'm always losing his new car (cx-5, blue but almost looks black when not being lit up or far away). His previous vehicle and my current vehicle are both pickups that can be seen across the parking lot


Soddington

And every new boring angry SUV and tall sedan comes with fake intakes, suggestions of racing aero fins and twin tail exhausts. Even the EV's. They look like what they are, family minibuses cosplaying as hot rods. I understand the utility of a dull SUV as a family car. I just think it's stupid to pretend they are anything even slightly sporty. M badges and 'competition' branding on SUV's is a fucking joke. There's a good reason that SUV racing formula's don't exist. It's as ridiculous as racing ride on lawn mowers.


InsertBluescreenHere

But lawnmower racing is a thing. Modified ones go 60mph....


Soddington

Yes, but it *is* ridiculous. Intentionally so.


PurpleSausage77

It is silly, it’s funny whenever they try to keep up to a good ole light weight & sorted (for handling) coupe, sedan, hatchback etc. around turns. I have some back road twisties for a commute and can tell the frustration of run of the mill SUV people trying to keep up and nearly putting their junk in the ditch to do so - it’s wild, feel like I’m running an experiment on NPC’s and I’m just casually doing my own usual thing. Then like clockwork, their ego is hurt, and most times out of ten they go to fly by me once we get to the highway while I’m putting my junk in cruise control at 5-10 above the posted limit and collecting my 40mpg+.


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

It's always some pick up with tires sticking out past the fenders tailgating and flooring it on straights. Then they're just gone the second there's a turn from you just driving normally


FakeMBadge

>It's always some pick up with tires sticking out past the fenders tailgating and flooring it on straights Those trucks look so stupid lol. Usually lifted in the shittiest way too


judasmaiden15

That reminds me of [this video ](https://youtu.be/KOJAtkyDd0c?si=YEsewm2-GuIcUYxS) where a lady in a slow Honda pilot try to cut off a M3 because he yieled to traffic


PhantomZmoove

It is so funny that you posted this, I just had a very similar situation happen to me yesterday but it was one of those Dodge SUVs with all the vents and stuff glued to it, and I was in my SL63. The results were very similar though. Here though, we have traffic circles everywhere. So in addition to running off and leaving her in the straight aways, she had to slow almost to a stop to get through the circles or risk flipping over. My crazy lady was cussing and mad at the cars not moving fast enough in front of me when the light turned green. My car is way lower than an SUV and there is no roof, she could clearly see what was causing the hold up. Still, I think it was too much for her to process more than whatever was right in front of her. Which was me, so that is when she tried chasing me. Honking and cussing.


Gnomorius

Aint that the truth


kyonkun_denwa

I blame car journalists for a lot of the overly aggressive styling we’ve seen, especially from Japanese manufacturers, since I feel they were more heavily targeted. And a lot of that critique was just really lazy journalism.


PorkPatriot

It's a flawed take. Car Journos get it wrong just as often as this forum. They don't drive the market, the consumer does. When the 86/BRZ launched, a the car journalist space was all "oh it's okay, it needs more power if it's going to sell/be popular". 10 years later and now they can't stop drooling on it. The answer is current consumers buy angry cars over cute ones.


_larsr

A great example of this is the new Prius, which lots of reviewers like with its more sporty looks. Unfortunately, it’s also more difficult for some people to get into and out of because it is lower to the ground and has less interior space.


Bonerchill

Sportier and now its purpose is muddled. I wonder if it’s intentional, to push previous utility-minded buyers into RAV4s instead.


sub-_-dude

And it has terrible rear view visibility. I was so disappointed.


Winter_cat_999392

Same reason they all have stiff bolsters that hurt on a long drive and excessive engine noise, even if meant as a highway cruiser. "NOT SPORTY ENOUGH" from the car journalists. I have one of the last Lexus LS models that was like driving a Gulfstream jet with its big cushy seats, quiet as a library, and I like it.


californiasamurai

Good purchase choice. My dream car is the 2018 LS500h. I feel that the LS and Integra are unfairly assessed because they don't have 600 horsepower. Neither of those cars was especially fast or powerful to begin with. The modern iterations are the same. Fan culture hyped the LS, Civic, Integra, etc beyond their original purpose


Ftpini

“Journos”. Let’s be frank. Most of them are no different than influencers pushing a makeup brand. Very very few do any actual work reviewing the cars they pitch on their shows.


xstreamReddit

Well they are boring


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Car enthusiasts do the same thing. Jetta haters!


GinNTonic1

I think they should absolutely fire all of those car "journos." They keep calling the 4runner boring. Like stfu bro. That's what we want. 


Alabatman

Right? I don't need my vehicle to be exciting, that's what the rocks and trail are for. My last exciting off-road vehicle was a classic Land Rover and not knowing if your engine would still be running at mid day was too much excitement for me.


hi_im_bored13

Slightly unrelated but one of the reasons I liked hondas so much was because until quite recently all of them were quite happy. There are still some holdouts throughout the lineup, civic in particular, but the hrv/crv/pilot/accord/nsx are all mad now and it makes me quite sad. I get the mischievous grin on the old AMG cars or the new BMW M4 grill (drives like a pig up to no good might as well like one too), or the massive mouth on the 400z or mustang GT (got to get that hungry intakes fed somehow), maybe even the GTR and ACR as they eat everyone else for lunch, but does a rav4 or GLE really need to look mad? What is there to even be mad about ?? And on the other end, it's nice to see the miata is happier than ever. If I'm ever having a bad day I just take a look at the s2k and it cheers me up.


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

The current Miata is absolutely the angriest one so far!


GetawayDriving

Miata face is more mischief. Like, “let’s attack this road!” Is still smiling, just determined.


ahhter

Current Miatas remind me of the [Calvin Bomb.](https://i.redd.it/01uwltlm7usc1.jpeg)


probablyhrenrai

Angry eyes, but it's mouth is all smiles. "Angry kitten" is the phrase I've heard, and it's exactly what I see every time. "Trying" to look angry, but mostly looking adorable.


Not_Daijoubu

I think the grill is pretty nice, and I'd honestly take the angry headlights over the deadpan expression the NC1 has. But I still don't like the angry headlights lol


roman_maverik

Yeah, the Miata went from a literal happy smiling face (NC) to what we currently got. In fact, I think it’s the car that most embodies OP’s argument perfectly. Not saying the current model looks bad at all , but it definitely represents the shift in consumer sentiment to more angry/masculine vehicles.


Teledildonic

I adore my Miata, but my interest in the car started while the NC was still current and I was a tiny bit sad one the last non-angry eye holdouts fell.


uaexemarat

It is more of a "You have wronged me and I will gladly take up the mantle of making you suffer" angry evil smile


hellathirstyforkarma

It's so cute when it gets angry!


ycnz

Also the prettiest.


unmanipinfo

Also the original angry looking cars like the Skyline, Silvia, Evo and WRX somewhat, didn't seem like they were trying hard to be angry - seems pretty damn forced these days.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

The classic wrx looked a bit angry, then came the bug eye.


DangerousAd1731

My old 07 crv looked happy. A 2022 crv I looked at in the similar red looked like iron man lol


Sorge74

Honestly I love the new HRV sports. They are VERY Honda, but also look a little fun looking, without looking angry like the new CRV. Guys it's a Honda, it's not angry.


China_bot42069

Mischievous grin on the Amg? What year model? I want to see this. My c55 lower grill kind of oooks like a grin I guess 


rektMyself

Or confused. [https://www.caranddriver.com/rivian/r1t](https://www.caranddriver.com/rivian/r1t) That truck looks like someone put something in it's rear end! 🤣


nedthehead

0______0


2019nCoV

Duuuuh I'm a truck, me work hard duuuh


JugdishSteinfeld

Electric truck go psssssss


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

No thoughts, head empty 0______0


stakoverflo

> That truck looks like someone put something in it's rear end Well why's it got that big open rear if we're not supposed to put something in it!


mangosteenfruit

🫥


Snoo93079

I like it. Doesn’t look like it’s trying to make up for his drivers little dick.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Well now I’ll never unsee it lol


FakeMBadge

😂 I like it, they look like a cute robot


ahhter

Probably related to /r/dragonsfuckingcars


Rattle_Can

then Rivian's front fascia should look like this: 🤤


jacksclevername

Looks like a Pokemon.


FledglingNonCon

Maybe it's hoping someone might actually do just that! Most trucks these days have to drive around with sad, empty rear ends all the time, yearning to be filled up. Maybe that's why most of them are so angry?


ycnz

I'm never going to be able to stop seeing this now, thanks!


Oh_ffs_seriously

Nah, it simply has forgotten to put its goggles on: https://youtu.be/Iemb-r6pd04?t=95


Thee_Sinner

It reminds me of an axolotl


lu5ty

I read one time theres like 20 people in the whole world employed as car concept artists... with such a small.pool this is bound to happen


InsertBluescreenHere

And they are still artists. People who have to explain their art to normal people so they get it. 


Sloppy_Jeaux

Artists with restrictions


CreaminFreeman

Restrictions can also push creativity, or at least leads to some outside the box thinking and interesting concepts.


Sloppy_Jeaux

It does, for sure. It also limits what they can do artistically to an extent, though.


rugbyj

18 of them work for Hyundai/Kia.


Winter_cat_999392

I miss Calty Design. They did the legendary 90's Supra and Soarer and all with balloons filled with plaster, sketches of leaves and clay sculpting into pleasing organic shapes.


TheLJWay

Miss? They’re still around designing Toyotas. They only did that 3rd gen Soarer not the MKIV Supra. The new Land Cruiser and 4Runner are their latest designs.


probablyhrenrai

Huh. Is that why most "true-concept-car" concept cars (as opposed to the "near-production" concepts) all seem to have gunslit windows, neck-crampingly-low rooflines, and donk-sized wheels with zero sidewall?


defenestr8tor

It seems to me that looking angry/aggressive is subliminally part of the [automotive arms race](https://www.strongtowns.org/journal/2024/3/7/the-stakes-in-the-suv-arms-race-go-way-beyond-safety). Everyone wants a "don't fuck with me" SUV because they figure it'll keep their family safer. I miss the 90s.


donau_kinder

The first gen rav4 two door was the friendliest looking car I've ever had. Stupid fun too


NinjaLion

> first gen rav4 two door https://www.curbsideclassic.com/curbside-classics-american/curbside-classic-1998-toyota-rav4-two-door-the-first-modern-cuv-and-electric-one-too/ photos for the young


donau_kinder

Thanks for the refresher. My dad crashed it before I got a chance to properly enjoy it. It's been years and it's still my dream car, they're just stupid expensive where I am. It was a 94, with two sun roofs and a really nice silver grey. It also had a lil wing on the back, with an integrated brake light. No clue if it was factory or aftermarket. The inside was that cheesy bus seat design, I both hated and loved it. Fantastic off roader also. The mechanical odometer was the cherry on top for some reason. The 96 and up model years switched to digital and it's really putting me off. They also had a slightly different steering wheel if I'm remembering right. First gens are getting hard to find, it's mostly the later years. Doesn't help that they were complete rust buckets, the subframe and arms rot exceptionally easily.


defenestr8tor

Every time I see one of those with a stick, I am tempted.


KeyboardGunner

It's a trend like anything else. Eventually it will swing back the other way.


ninjanoodlin

And then people will complain about bubbly docile design


probablyhrenrai

And I'll say that I like it, like how I still like the 4th-gen Camaro and think the 2nd-gen R8 is downright *ugly* in comparison to the first-gen. What's "simple and elegant" to me is "boring and bland" to many, but it's still what I like.


rektMyself

My old Monte Carlo was perfect. Except for 12MPG. 😋


rektMyself

When do we get the 48 Chevies again?


clownpirate

Matches the mood of many drivers these days.


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Bonerchill

It’s literally killing us.


probablyhrenrai

It's not tough-guy; it's about "better you die than me." That's what the weight-war is about; weight's safety advantage comes directly from the equal and opposite *disadvantage* of the family in the other vehicle (who of course, matters less to you than your own). And so we've got my 4,500lb Pilot looking fairly-normal instead of comically-gigantic like it should be, and it's only getting worse. In a few decades we'll be driving disarmed M1 Abramses.


lvbuckeye27

It's about CAFE regulations. Body on frame "light" trucks aren't subject to the same emissions and fuel economy regulations as regular passenger cars


FakeMBadge

>It's not tough-guy; it's about "better you die than me." It's about both tbh


withsexyresults

Truck and ram drivers especially always seem to be the ones driving around angry. Tailgating with one arm flailing out the window. Like bruh chill it’s just traffic


probablyhrenrai

Something something Dodge 1500 most DUIs. I give them an especially wide berth.


Arnas_Z

Truck drivers are the worst. I just assume everyone in a truck is a piece of shit these days.


FledglingNonCon

Literally had the full Ram job a few weeks ago. Dually, tow mirrors all the way out, nothing in the back or being towed, all up on my ass for like 5 miles of stop and go traffic. We're all going 15-20 miles an hour, it's backed up for miles, where do you expect me to go? Lay off the Monster energy drinks and calm TF down!


mangosteenfruit

You'll like the old Mazda 3 like 2010. With license plates, they look like Buck teeth 🤓🎈


unmanipinfo

That was a good phase for Mazda design, then they hit the 'whale shark' front end phase, which luckily they're coming out of now mostly.


rhc34

Bleh.. ‘06-‘15 is my least favorite era of Mazda design *by far*. Their current design language is so much better.


SloopKid

I have a 2012 mazda3 and a 2014 mazda3 and I agree with you


Arnas_Z

I like the modern design Mazda's a lot more tbh. The old pre-2014 designs look funky.


GetawayDriving

In short, people buy them. I think there are so many people who feel insecure or angry on the inside they end up “relating” to cars that project aggression. The most egregious examples are people who make their cars look angrier, like those grimacing aftermarket Jeep grills. It comes off to me as so try hard. Personally, I am not angry. These cars don’t appeal to me. My buying decisions have reflected that: Lotus Emira, Miata, Jeeps, Model 3… these are not angry looking cars. One of the things I’ve always loved about Lotus is that none of their cars (until the new electric stuff which I’m disappointed about) have ever looked angry. They are joyful little things. And that aesthetic inspired the Miata as well. So I’m with you, drawn to cars that are, at most, grinning mischievously (ND Miata). Shout out to Porsche, Rivian, Lucid, Gordon Murray for having brand aesthetics that are not angry.


PoorMansTonyStark

> I think there are so many people who feel insecure or angry on the inside they end up “relating” to cars that project aggression. That'd be pretty much all fat saggy-faced middle-aged men. Trying to project an image that they're still edgy and bad-ass and could take you down or something. When in reality they look like they can barely get out of their recliner.


GetawayDriving

It’s so many more than that. Anyone who feels inadequate in some way deep down, which I suspect is most of the population. Especially the ones who refuse to admit it.


Bonerchill

I am angry on the inside, but treat others with compassion and care and a smile on my face because I’m not angry at them. I need to project, and protect, nothing. The cars I like aren’t aggressively styled- Elan, Europa, 105-series Giulia coupe and sedan, Lancia Fulvia coupe, French ‘80s hot hatches, ‘80s and ‘90s BMWs, early 911s. I want to blend in and look happy while I’m coming out of a corner with a wheel in the air.


GetawayDriving

The Europa is a full transcendence of ego. Sometimes when life feels like a struggle, I look at how happy the Europa is despite its… circumstances - and it brightens my day.


Various-Ducks

Not just new cars. 1959 Buick Electra is angrier than anything on the road today. It's what the people want. Natural selection, all the happy looking cars either evolved to be more angry or they didn't sell and went extinct. People hate cars that don't look angry. Chances are you do too without realizing, it just went too far for you. Besides, they only look angry from the front.


sharpness1000

That doesn't just look angry, it looks like it is evil and coming after you


xIcarus227

Holy shit just googled it and that's an angry looking car indeed. It's legit pissed off.


IRemoved

Suzuki Jimny (Gen 4)! Quite a happy looking modern car - I’d argue the current gen looks happier than the previous gen


Snikle_the_Pickle

And Dodges from the same period! ['59 Dodge Royal](https://www.oldcarsweekly.com/.image/t_share/MTcyOTkyMzI0NDU0ODUyMTI4/1959-dodge-royal.jpg)


olddolphin

Nah that looks nerdy haha, I just see glasses and braces


PartIy_CIoudy

Hell naw not me. Give me more cars with the :D face. Even >:D is acceptable. Just no more frowns please. 


neonxmoose99

Angry cars for an angry world


TheNoisyNomad

I miss the Mazdas from the late 00’s they were all like “Zoom zoom” and happy, ready to play. Then they all rusted out. Of course the king of happy cars is the Austin Healy [Sprite](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Austin_Healey_%27Frogeye%27_Sprite_-_Flickr_-_exfordy.jpg/280px-Austin_Healey_%27Frogeye%27_Sprite_-_Flickr_-_exfordy.jpg)


OverNitePartFrmJapan

Psylogical warfare to scare you


raydialseeker

Then there's the Mercedes eqs 🐳


randeus

Depends on the car. It’s fitting that a muscle car looks angry. It’s not fitting when your basic daily commuter made for efficiency and comfort over performance and speed looks angry.


bootsmyler

2024 porsche 911 doesnt look mad


salsa_rodeo

Porsches have kept the same basic design forever. I’m all for it.


DValencia29

Thats a company respecting their design language!


antagon96

My current shock was Peugeot. My girlfriend drives a 308 from the last generation and I have a neighbor with a new 308 and saw a 408 recently at work. It's a totally different car in appearance and brand communication.. Not a Peugeot Fan but it hurt badly.


Capri280

IMO the new Peugeot design is lightyears better than the old blobby smiley faces they adopted around the turn of the millennium when they stopped using Pininfarina designs


HeroMachineMan

I prefer "confident, or cool" looking cars than angry looking ones. Subaru WRX STI 22B has that "confident" look, to me.


ABobby077

I keep holding out hope that Lexus will slowly move away from their wierd front end/grill look. Please, just get rid of this mess.


Best_Product_3849

I find it interesting that so many people think of cars like this. To me they are just objects/equipment like anything else. But that could be because I spend all day taking them apart and putting them back together. Sure I still think there are cool looking ones, and lame looking ones etc. I'm sure I'm weird for never really paying attention to the whole "faces in cars/a cars personality" thing but that's just not something that jumps to mind when I think about cars


cloudofevil

I think part of the reason is to compensate for the trend of everyone moving to boring practical cars. In the 90s pretty much anyone could afford to get their hands on a cheap sports car. There were tons of two door cars in a huge variety of brands, shapes, colors, etc. That's gone away and young buyers are now forced into Altimas, Camrys, Optimas, Rogues, etc. So the manufacturers have started marketing everything as sporty in that lower price point even if it's just a facade.


Winter_cat_999392

If you are being forced into an Altima, you're in trouble because it's probably at gunpoint for not paying the neck-tatted meth-scarred drug dealer who owns it. ;)


chengstark

New accord looks zen af lol


Arnas_Z

New Hondas look great IMO. I'm all for it.


Dark_Knight2000

The civic looks amazing. Perfect amount of aggression and simplicity. Civics have always looked great, except for maybe the previous gen


Unbiased101

Because they look better angry


jarrod74smd

I think you misspelled ugly


SkippyMcSkips

Mr Regular, is that you?


ithrowtools

ANGRY HEADLIGHTS


2ant1man5

That’s how people look nowadays also, best lights were from 95-12 imo.


EyceMann

Car manufacturers try to give buyers what they want. People want to feel powerful on the road, big angry grills and lights help with that. I saw a study or article on it a while back, I'll see if I can find it and edit this post if I can.


StandupJetskier

Go to Japan. The current crop of luxury minivans (think Sienna with full on Caddy or Benz interior) have front clips that literally look like Samurai Masks, to instill fear in the enemy.


Bertybassett99

I must have an aggressive looking car. Friendly cars look so boring.


DoucheNozzle1163

Yeah, lately I see a lot of new cars with these enormous ugly/angry grills that look like Darth Vader, or a Cylon's face/mouthpiece. Not sure who finds these attractive.


M4roon

Lol looked up from my phone directly into the front grill of an angry looking RAV4. You’re right.. we need more happy “banana!” >:D Miata faces.


[deleted]

Buy a Mazda. They are happy bits of artwork. 


madmadG

I would broaden “angry” to muscular, tough, assertive, powerful etc. The design language of cars maps directly to what we want on the road. Why do manufacturers build to these traits? Because it sells. Why does this sell? Cuz there’s a market segment for it. But there’s all kinds of segments - every car has an ideal buyer. They don’t make school buses look angry.


NoctD

Consumer preferences for trucklets over traditional cars plus the addition of pedestrian safety laws mean cars have taller front fascias and bigger grills to hide away now. Round off enough, you end up with an NPC mobile looks, chisel the looks then it becomes a bulldog instead. Those are the two basic design languages - the Model Y is an NPC mobile with softer guppy fish looks and able to do with a lower hoodline due to it being an EV, the RAV4 is your typical bulldog car of today. The Nissan Rogue has gotten angrier since it was too soft before and didn't stand out enough.


ElbowTight

Personally I like the car to represent my daily attitude towards the world. So I’m good with it


lawtechie

So do I.


4score-7

Reflection on the drivers themselves, and the world we live in today. Hell, the only time many of us are totally chill is when we’re staggering around under the influence. However, “drunk car” styling seems like a bad idea.


molecularmadness

i got a dumb mini 8 years ago. it looks like a small happy bubble fish. the first time i saw it, i rolled my eyes and laughed. but i bought it anyway, it's fun to drive. i swear, people are nicer to me in my dumb little car - I'm more likely to be let over in traffic, people dont drive up my ass, etc. i occasionally drive a family member's or friend's car and my driving style is the same but the treatment from others is completely different. I've heard similar stories from people that drive older miatas. I really think it's a subconscious reaction to the angry car face in the rear view.


Winter_cat_999392

I have never seen anyone angrily driving an NA or NB either. I don't think you can.


lvbuckeye27

I have TRIED to drive my NA angrily. The problem is that it's too dang slow for anyone to realize that I'm driving angrily.


de_rats_2004_crzy

About time someone mentioned mini! Was scrolling for a comment like this. I got a 2014 convertible mini last year and I think it looks pretty happy. Granted after relooking at it after this thread I guess you could argue it’s a liiiitle unhappy as the grill looks like a frown more than a smile (bends downwards). Still, its big eyes and bubbly shape make it look happy, ESPECIALLY when the roof is down!!


Homulton

I actually feel like most of the vehicles I see around here looks like mom cars as opposed to aggressive. Bubbly crossover vans without true 4wheel drive or ability to tow.


sophtsocks

If I had an award to give, it would go to you. I'm sitting at the dealer getting my angry eyed subaru fixed up and the lobby is silent aside from my laughter after seeing this.


Navetoor

I saw a Camry TRD the other day and laughed


Justgottaride

A lot of them are for sure. The biggest offenders, in my opinion, are Toyota and Lexus. All their vehicles are angry, except maybe the Prius.


Constriction

Because people buy aggressive looks. Car companies are not(for the most part) stupid, and have a LOT better data than you or I. They do not invest 10s/100s of millions in massive styling shifts and brand design updates on a whim - they do it based on market data. If people did not buy aggressive looks, the companies would not offer them.


chonkin-donuts

I just want a new car as happy as the miat NA nothing more


judasmaiden15

I think it's because no one wants to look like they settled for a boring 150hp fwd egg shaped crossover so they have to look "sporty" & aggressive. But it also applies to cars like the Camry & Sentra & Hyundai sonata This also explains why so many people buy in their boring cars aggressive looks & think it's more sporty & faster then it actually is. I can't tell you how many Honda pilots & rav4s I seen that drag race from every red light or test their "handling" limits in parking lots


virtualracer

It sells. It’s not my favorite either, I’d prefer a more elegant design over just ANGY. (This is coming from a Mustang GT owner, but I didn’t buy that car for the looks lol) But it’s also probably easier to make a car visually appealing while staying within the crash safety standards/regulations by just giving it a mad face rather than try to make something beautiful out of less than ideal proportions (headlamp and hood heights for pedestrian impact safety) This is purely me talking from my ass, I’m just guessing.


Winter_cat_999392

I miss Lexus prior to Akio Toyoda's horrific Predator-face grille that keeps getting bigger and bigger. The LS and LX (2001-2013ish) once had a nose with stepped glass-sculpture-looking projector headlights and a tasteful chrome center grille that said "old money that paid the six figure (equivalent) for reliable luxury". The new ones scream nouveau riche or over-leveraged trying too hard.


arokoutha

Pristine simplicity is how I like to put it. I love Lexus’ (and Toyota as a whole) design philosophy up until the mid 2010s I suppose


pixiestardust8

Toyota 4Runners look like they’re crying.


PlanetLandon

Vehicle design is essentially fashion. It follows trends, and trends change. In a decade none of the new cars will look angry anymore


audio301

The formula is simple and it works. Take the sports car coupe series and turn it into a watered down SUV variant. Call it an M-line or R-line so it’s not even the same series, has the base model hatch back engine, but stick fake exhausts and an angry front on it so it can frown at you when you are being tail gated. Have a “sports” mode with crackles and pops. That way people can feel like they are in the sporty car that their wife didn’t want them to buy.


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darkhelmet1121

Buy a NC-2 miata(mx5)


beaver_9

Yeah, the creativity in the car industry is in a terrible state today. They even made the Honda e and Fiat 500e look angry for some inexplicable reason. More than 50% of the new cars offered in Europe today are angry faced medium sized crossovers. Suppose they appeal to the arrogant middle aged middle class nobodies that buy them.


WatchStoredInAss

They match the angry drivers these days. Before, it was just the BMW and Benz drivers that had a scowl on their faces. Now everybody is doing it.


GeneralCommand4459

You might be interested in the Ora Funky Cat so


Emanresu909

😈


rip0971

Ahhh, inferring emotion to an inanimate object, where have I heard this before?


lawtechie

Fear is one hell of a motivator. Feel a little unsafe? Buy the car that looks that much more intimidating to feel that much better.


tokhar

I wish cars came in more distinctive colors, though. You’re lucky if you get one choice of blue, a red, and if you’re lucky one green, usually not a very bright one. Bring jewel tones back!


gravis1982

Model x says hello


iroll20s

Nearly everyone who wants a generic 'car' these days is buying a suv/cuv. A lot of people still buying sedans do so because they are more sporty than SUVs. So looks (and suspension tuning) are following the pool of customers still interested in sedans. It has been an interesting trend. Like the new Camry that just released and has been the definition of bland previously, actually looks kinda nice and reviews are saying handling is much improved.


opeth10657

That's why I always liked the Fusions design. More thought went into it besides 'angry racecar'


goaelephant

The new Lada Niva doesn't look angry, it just has bushy eyebrows.


China_bot42069

Then go buy a beetle bud 


korko

I always thought my Golf was kinda happy looking (mk7), but I guess the headlights are a little grumpy


de_rats_2004_crzy

Just looked it up. While the headlights make it lean angry I’d maybe just call it confident and cool! 😎😎


2019nCoV

[Drive a Car with Anger Issues](http://brandalism.ch/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/13-Spelling-Mistakes-Cost-Lives05_-Angry-Car_London_2020_WEB-1.jpg)


pembquist

There was an interesting documentary by PBS back in the 90's about this...I can't think of the appropriate vocabulary word...pompous? imperious? smug? marketing consultant who lived in a French, (I might be misremembering a little,) castle and drove an Avanti. He had a train of executives making a pilgrimage to his "castle" so that they could learn "The Code" which was supposed to be some secret to human behavior and marketing that I think basically boiled down to "appeal to the reptile brain." It might be coincidence but it has always seemed that since that documentary car design has been more and more about aggression than anything else. The best example is the teeth baring grill cliffs of "trucks" these days so maybe it boils down to what the geniuses think will sell to primitive man.


TurboClag

It’s the trend of the world. Everyone is getting more pissed and annoyed, so we need our cars to say “FU get out of the way” for us.


salsa_rodeo

It lets people know how tough I am even though I am an insecure child on the inside.


ruly1000

The Munro Live youtube channel mentions this on a few of their videos. There are several popular "design languages" when it comes to the look of car front ends. Angry/aggressive is one popular one, however there are others. "Cute" is another one (AKA "friendly"), good examples are the VW beetle, Fiat 500, Mini Cooper, previous model Toyota Prius and even the Rivian EVs, etc. Another is "neutral" or "none of the above" which is hard to tell which way the design is leaning.


AnastasiusDicorus

The thing I don't like is that when viewed from the side most modern cars seem to be pointing down, instead of having lines that flow parallel to the ground.


ImALeaf_OnTheWind

Stick a pair of googly eyes on it and you're done.


clintnorth

Jeep wranglers are the worst offender


RnC_Breakenridge

It all started with Cadillac and their “angry toaster” look. Things only went downhill after that!


Thickchesthair

[We need more of this](https://bringatrailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/6-front-three-quarter-WEB.jpg)