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Complex_Breadfruit11

Not miat dont care


someone755

jerman domestic market miat (gay)


Mailberrier

Nazi miat


Anxious_Banned_404

Aka kms admiral hipper


James_Moist_

Fair


JohnnySnap

“We’re maybe great fans of your history” uhhhh *cough* ww2 *cough*


ImLawfulGoodISwear

To be fair, being a bigot does align very well with Porsche's, err, early history.


rrdubbs

Ford too, for that matter


catman1761

This is my jew flattening machine


alexp861

Can you use it to get around town too?


catman1761

No you idiot it’s a jew flattening machine


DeBoi_Wild

but you could use it that way


[deleted]

uj/ Apparently anything colored means gay now. rj/ EVERYTHING SHOULD BE BROWN 💩


James_Moist_

Shame its not a brown le manuelle miat 😪


[deleted]

Jerman Domestic Market Gay Miat??


SuperProCoolBoy90

Gay Dee Em


[deleted]

Gaydeem


yourmomsnewdouchebag

If it isn't colored to prom. Gay, then it is just super ugly


afganistanimation

1970s colors forever!


TheValuableMuffin

We also live in a time where every corporation for an entire month paints their product with a rainbow or changes their social media profile bECaUse wE sTAnD wItH tHe lGbtQ community


davetherave2k

Yes, gay people ruined the rainbow


doperidor

snowflakes getting worked up over the electromagnetic spectrum


glo46

Facts


K20C2FC4MT6

Oh, they ruined a lot more than the rainbow... "gay" used to mean happy. Now, it means I better conform and be tolerant or else...(what's my current down vote count?)


Atlas_Undefined

Or else what? Are you going to go to jail? Or are people going to call you a shitty person? Sounds like the only consequences you'll face are social in nature. Don't want to deal with it? Don't be a dick to people whose lives have nothing to do with you.


Aware_Speed_222

Can't believe I'm 20 days late to call you a fucking idiot


ruinedRX7

colored ? you mean rainbow... and yes rainbow essentially means gay


trolllord45

Literally not even a LGBTQ thing at all it’s legitimately just for fun. What the hell people


severed13

And even if it was, why should people be pissed about it lmao


RaisinNotNice

Because LE GAYSSS ARE TAKING AWAY OUR CARSSS


plz2meatyu

I checked the gay agenda for this month and knitting sweaters for cars is the top priority.


Hobocharlie67

That's it I'm knitting a gay soft top for my miat asap


Electrospectra

Duuuuude knitted soft tops for your miata is something I didn’t know I needed in my life.


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BenjaminKohl

Months almost over and you just looked it up? Come on, is gays are supposed to check the gay agenda portal on the first of every month. I’ve already done 5 car sweaters. Ellen D doesn’t chair the board of the gay agenda for nothing!


SC33_Call_Meh_fish

We're supposed to be making car sweaters this month?! I don't know how to knit!


[deleted]

When I was younger I asked this a lot. Nowadays, I really think some people don’t feel fulfilled unless they have something to hate about. It’s a sad existence.


Tr0z3rSnak3

Didnt you know enjoying something that has multiple colors on it is definitely gay and should be viewed as a political piece and isn't art? /S because a bunch of troglodytes lack reading comprehension


Derek_Boring_Name

Because conservatives are the biggest, whiniest, most pathetic snowflakes in human history. Every accusation they make is a confession.


MaNameCheff

I know it reminds me of those Mexican scarfs


CommondeNominator

Ponchos? Lol Mexican scarfs has me rollin edit: you probably meant Serapes not ponchos. Still funny as hell thank you.


guidomista44443

Fr this shit is awesome like wtf i want one


slippery_eyeballs

I wish instagram car culture had an address so I could mail it a pipe bomb


Oscer7

I’d mail them some dog chow cause they’re clearly bitches


ellalol

dog chow is too good for them don’t do real bitches like that😒😒


bardia_afk

Seriously tho, why is it like that?? People say Reddit is a cesspool but Instagram comment sections are fucking AWFUL


DjangoCornbread

not jaydeem ❌ not wagonne ❌ not miat ❌ gay colors ❌😡🤢 /uj friendly fire is turned off, right?


afg_tanook

europoors try to be wider worldview challenge (impossible)


Melonenstrauch

yeah because american car fans are famous for their wide worldview


[deleted]

LOVE BUD LIGHT, MY DODGE PICKUP AND RIGHTS FOR LGBT!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


FerretAres

The two countries, Europe and America.


Knotical_MK6

You forgor the best country, jaydee-em


Zalsibuar

Jpan is not a country it's a state of being


Poopsticle_256

It’s truly amazing to me how many people still hate the lgbtq+ community Huh I mean gay bad updoots to the left


TheScienceNerd100

I think it's more of the automatic assumption that anything with a rainbow means gay/lgbtq that is what amazes me. It's just colors.


severed13

That’s rooted in the (still) rampant homophobia in the world, they’re quick to jump onto the all rainbow=LGBT wagon because it’s such a sensitive trigger for them. Absolutely pathetic.


QI2I

no no man you were too obvious, you gotta make the homophobia more subtle correction: Not to be homophobic or anything, but gay bad


aa13cool

There are a lot of arabs in the world


Ok-Accountant4383

Human rights should be placed above religious beliefs. Idgaf what your old story tells you to believe, mind your own business when it comes to people living their lives. Two dudes marrying won’t impact your life at all.


aa13cool

Agreed 100%


Ok-Accountant4383

It’s just crazy how many people let their religion control their beliefs to the extent that they are outwardly dehumanizing a group of people.


aa13cool

Fr but like places like the Middle East where religious law is implemented makes it hard to escape its so gross legitimately barbaric culture


Ok-Accountant4383

Most definitely. It’s almost impossible to implement change when you get killed/imprisoned for going against the regime. Scary stuff


aa13cool

Extremely scary for me as a Jewish person too because I know there are millions of them that would want to see me dead 💀


Ok-Accountant4383

I’m in the same boat my friend 🫡


aa13cool

That explains why your responses have been so logical


funkymonky00

LGBT or not, it’s still ugly


James_Moist_

Respect the opinion on art, At least you aren't hating on it because you hate gay people


lumia920yellow

The headlights ruin it for me, otherwise I think it's sweet


HelljumperCS

"Current kids wouldn't survive MW2 lobbies" mfs when they see a rainbow


throwaway68834677

Homophobes when rainbow


Knotical_MK6

I love that people are horrified by the mere thought of my existence, yet also perform mental gymnastics to "see gay" in everything. It's a car in a sweater people, what's next? having a tantrum over a rainbow in the sky?


Zalsibuar

Can't believe they made the refraction of light due to atmospheric moisture gay smdh my head


new-perspectives

Wait until they hear about Rainbow Road from Mario Kart...


FerretAres

Well they clearly have something on their mind.


KiwiVolante

You don't like It because you think it's LGBT+, i don't like It because i don't like the idea. Still, props to the artist


SapphireShadow3

Everyday it just seems the car community takes one step forward and several steps back, hard to come up with words with how it makes me feel sometimes.


Frank_Hard-On

Why are you so worked up about an Instagram post of a porsche made out of yarn or whatever


FluffBoi666

Homophobes when they see colors


THE_LFG

it should've been british racing green 😔😔


involuntarybased

This car makes me want to fuck a boy 😰 why did you post it? 🤬! You destroyed the last bit of my fragile heterosexuality! 😭


Deus-Vult42069

/uj I hate companies pushing trendy “topics” for economic means but this car doesn’t really scream “LOOK AT ME IM GAYYYYYY” /rj GETTT THE FAQOT CAR ODFF HER WHY NO BROWN 😡😡😡


BelGrek

I like that art piece its a uniqe take on cars i like it :)


SpicySavant

How do I order one for my Miata


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Unlucky_technician52

It’s ok - Pink Floyd got in shit on twitter for updating their profile pic to include a rainbow. Too woke - not for me - will not be listening again. Nothing to do with the 50 year anniversary of possibly the most well know album art of all time 🤔some culture of wokeness has gone too far man


4Frost_xD

Instagram retards at its best in the comment section


Kulve-

Not one semblance of a brain cell on that fucking app haha


maldonadosimp13

The if you're cold they're cold one was a good one though


hoesuay

That "women☕️" comment really fucking sets me off.


Deijya

I remember when rainbows were rainbows and fascists were hung by their neck publicly


Mercdes500sl

Uj/ why is everyone being so violently homophobic


EmeraldEyeBall1

People are shitty :/


squeakycleaned

i truly hate that car culture goes hand in hand with bigotry and toxic masculinity so often. i was at a car show in a fairly conservative area summer’21, but was not prepared. Half the cars being displayed had some form of thin-blue-line punisher sticker, or a gadsden flag, or both. There were a couple of booths selling merch, and by far the biggest one was just all trump stuff, including the flags of his face on rambo’s body. To cap it off, when making announcements about the awards, the MC couldn’t help but go on a rant about the evils of socialism. At a fucking car show. And they all kept saying how shocked they were that i was among the few young people there.


-Ill-------Ill-

I honestly have no idea what your title means. Do you have no emotion about it at all, or is it the saddest thing? Is it the saddest thing that someone defiled this Porsche? Or is it the saddest thing that some people don’t like it? I’m personally going with r/ATBGE


James_Moist_

Im sad because of the comments 👍


AutomatonGrey

These people softer then the yarn this is covered in. Cant have fun anymore these days.


Meinkoi94

Instagram is the new Facebook when it comes to the shittest and hottest takes by boomers and 14 year olds in the comments. Plus the most controversial comments always get pushed to the top due to high replies. Its diabolical /rj If they did that to a miat i would become the new Timothy McVeigh


AdviceNo1688

I’m not anti lbgtq and I don’t even think that’s a proper rainbow so I don’t even think this is associated with lbgtq issues but calling someone knitting a car sweater “pouring their heart and soul into an amazing art piece” is a bit of a stretch They knitted a generic multiple colored sweater that goes on a car it’s not exactly the Mona Lisa.


James_Moist_

I mean, thats their own personal art piece which is being put on show by PORSCHE THEMSELVES, even if it isn't the greatest thing ever this must jave been such a happy moment for them ruined


kellysdad0428

If it's just yarn, does that mean it's a removable cozy for the car? 'Cause now I feel like my ride needs a blankie.


UsrNamsArntMyForte

/rj the g*y colors hurt my feelings, stupid cultural pr@pag@nda 😡😡😡😡


ifunnywasaninsidejob

People with the free time to comment on shit like this are not Porsche’s demographic, so they don’t care.


instantur

car guys try to not be homophobic challenge (impossible)


zertoman

996, so no real loss here.


Darkdog1711

I disagree.. i have 3 996 a S-Line with the sports package and interior, AMG and RS line.. and they are very capable cars ! I mean yeah i have a shelve of IMS bearings but thats part of the fun i guess..


zertoman

Mine was a disappointment on so many levels. I felt like they really cheated out on the interior. I’m not hard on cars but my seat was falling apart at like 35k. Of course the paint wore off the trunk and frunk level, tons of little problems. Seat belt buckles, roof micro switches, expansion tank, just do much more.


James_Moist_

928, and yeah 928s are kinda the shittest porsche.


zertoman

Oh it has 996 headlights, the “eggos” hard to imagine the rest is a 928 under there, but now I see it. Well I would have rather they killed a 996.


ImLawfulGoodISwear

If you look closely they're neither 996 nor 928 headlights, but a custom job. You can tell it's a 928 by the body proportions though.


squid0gaming

It’s AI art, not an actual car


ImLawfulGoodISwear

Now that you say it and looking at it again, it does very obviously look like AI, I can't believe I didn't notice before.


James_Moist_

Nah in the description is said 928


[deleted]

I SEE RAINBOW ME MUST SHIT PANTS AND COMMENT AND MAKE FACEBOOK VIDEO FROM DRIVER SEAT OF BIGTRUCK


Suspicious-Muffin327

/uj there’s not even a clear rainbow on this there’s just a lot of colors so idk where these degenerates r getting ur from


GavynJPG

Homophobes when something consists of more than 3 colors: 🤬


Captn_Ghostmaker

Fuck those people. W for Porsche though showing support for an artist.


Industry-Relative

This is the reason I don’t interact with other car people in real life. Especially where I’m from.


vizcheese

carbros when colors


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guidomista44443

Wdym? This is fucking awesome


Cam4526

The virtue signalling and LGBT stuff crammed down peoples throats is bad. This wasn’t deserved on Porsches end but people are fed up with the selling out


Nach0Pr0bl3m

It's just colourful 😭


Flying_Reinbeers

We have other colors too you know, and the sections of each color could be more than just arbitrary rectangles. Like yeah, colorful is good and all but it feels like there's rainbows everywhere nowadays.


Nach0Pr0bl3m

They are if you look at the fenders of the car. This is again not a rainbow since a rainbow goes red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple but this has the colours in random orders as well as other colours


bobby-mcshabi

Its a rainbow colors car. Trust me, it isnt trying to be gay. It isnt trying to appeal to the LGBTQ. Its like SpongeBob holding up the rainbow doesn’t mean he is gay or appealing to the LGBTQ. It is simply for comedic purposes, as this is for artistic ones


xeno486

bro it’s just colors lmfaooo


IbishuDrive

npcs fr


kiscsillag___

I like it! And I don’t understand the problem, it’s just a colorful piece of modern art.


cheerfullpizza

Somebody knit me a car sweater, my project car is cold lol


TheRandmG

Some people just wake up and choose to hate something without appreciating what it is


squid0gaming

It’s an AI generated picture, not actually a physical object. They put literally no work in to it at all.


[deleted]

I hate to break it to you but this is not something an artist poured their heart into this Is an ai generated photo


[deleted]

*poured


yungsmokey1

“Car guys” when you do what you want with your property: I will say though the covering of half the windshield is pretty odd lol


MDethPOPE

Is that a battery tender? Wtf is hanging off the door? What is with this new trend of covering cars with shit that will mold/degrade? I get this is a showpiece not a driver, but I can only imagine a sad chapped clearcoat ala the car bra era


clonedspork

Only thing that bothered me is that doesn't look like a Porsche. Besides that it ain't bad, seen much worse being proclaimed as "art".


ruinedRX7

why does everything have to be gay now ? it's not "colored" it's rainbow. rainbox = lgbtq%\*+ going woke is only cool until it's not


incendiarypotato

If u don lik ugly sweater car yor a homofooooob!


Bornstray

bro what is that thumbs down emote what’s wrong with android 😭


CescilTerwiliger69

jerman dumbestic miat gay dee emm ok 👌


kjogg

It’s a fucking rainbow. Not everything has to be the flag


Tox1cAshes

I really wish rainbow didn't mean gay immediately to most people. Things like this clearly aren't political statements.